Chapter 018: Touching the Ears
Li Yunshu's whole body was numb, and he pushed Chen Hong away and kept a safe distance.
Do you still have a chance to quibble?
"Your Majesty."
Your Majesty?
When Chen Hong heard this, he immediately looked at Pei Xuanji's legs and then looked at his own legs.
may feel that the contrast is not too obvious, and her figure flashed next to Pei Xuanji.
Chen Hong lifted the empress's purple long skirt, and then put her crotch on it, revealing her jade legs.
Even at this moment of life and death, with the two jade legs in front of him, Li Yunshu still couldn't help but peek at it.
He swore and just glanced at it.
Then his eyes turned white, like a flashbang exploding in front of his eyes, and he lost his sight in an instant.
At this moment, he felt that every second was a long time, and he didn't know what the empress would do in the next moment.
Chen Hong simply didn't know whether to live or die, and actually went to tease the empress's thigh.
Soon, a soft breeze came from his ears, it was Chen Hong's voice.
"The empress's legs are indeed long."
After saying this, Chen Hong's body turned around, and he wanted to run back to the soul flag.
However, the empress grabbed the soul banner placed in the Sanqing Hall and flew directly into her hand.
Chen Hong pounced, seeing that he couldn't escape, and when he turned his head to see the frosty empress, he immediately showed weakness.
"Don't be angry, it's not like he hasn't seen your legs."
As soon as these words came out, Pei Xuanji's eyes burst with murderous intent.
"I told you, if you dared to tell the story—"
In her opinion, Li Yunshu must have told the two of them about that night.
Otherwise, how would this resentful spirit in front of him know that this guy had seen his legs.
Li Yunshu's face turned red, and he only felt that there was a huge pair of pliers invisibly, strangling his throat.
He tried to explain, but only a faint sound came from his throat.
"I ...... Didn't say. ”
Chen Hong didn't understand why the empress suddenly killed the killer.
She was a little flustered, she had just changed to a satisfactory owner, but don't pinch it to death.
"Did I say something wrong?" Chen Hong realized later, "You haven't seen her legs, how do you know that other people's legs are long?" ”
At this time, Li Yunshu's face turned red and he had difficulty breathing, so he could only use his last consciousness to shut up Chen Hong.
Chen Hong just wanted to speak, but found that his mouth was closed and he couldn't speak.
"Uh-huh—"
However, in the face of absolute power, these little tricks of his are of no use at all.
A purple barrier enveloped the Soul Banner, and the connection between him and the Soul Banner was instantly severed.
At the same time, Chen Hong's body also regained its freedom.
"Don't get me wrong, he just said you have long legs, I just wanted to compare."
"Really?" Pei Xuanji glanced at Li Yunshu, "What else did he say?" ”
Chen Hong said with a serious face.
"He also said that Shangguan Shuangyue's chest is big, and it's true to think about it."
At first, she didn't believe Li Yunshu's words, how could there be a woman in this world with a better figure than herself.
It's just that after seeing the empress's legs, well, she has to admit that she is very mediocre.
Li Yunshu's chin rose slightly, only to feel that the force that was holding his throat had increased a little more.
He thought that keeping this resentful spirit by his side would give him a little more security.
Now it seems that the spirit wished he was dying soon.
Heh-
Pei Xuanji sneered, man.
With a flick of his hand, Li Yunshu, who almost fainted, was thrown directly into the wall and thought about it.
"Your Majesty!"
Taking advantage of the fact that Li Yunshu was cut off from the soul flag, Liu Lu ran out of the kitchen and knelt in front of Pei Xuanji with a plop.
"Please make the decision for your majesty!"
Pei Xuanji's eyelids drooped slightly, and she glanced at Liu Lu.
"You are?"
"Your Majesty, I'm Liu Lu."
Finally seizing the opportunity for revenge, Liu Lu immediately pointed at Li Yunshu and said.
"Your Majesty, Li Yunshu is an undercover agent of the Heavenly Demon Sect, and he colluded with the people of the Demon Sect to murder his life."
Chen Hong retorted.
"Obviously you wanted to kill him first."
"Oh?" The empress looked at Liu Lu again, "What she said is true?" ”
"Your Majesty, Heavenly Demon Sect members, everyone will be punished!"
"So, you want to kill him?"
Seeing that the empress's face turned cold, Liu Lu immediately changed the topic.
"He just confronted His Majesty."
Since the night of Jingmingguan, the word 'collision' has become an untouchable taboo in Pei Xuanji's heart.
Bang!
Before Liu Lu could react, the fat head was stepped into the ground by the empress.
Click.
With the faint sound of shattering, cracks appeared in his spirit.
"My people, I beat me and scold, others dare to touch him, no!"
After recovering his eyesight, Li Yunshu slowly stood up against the wall.
"My Cook......"
In fact, if he wanted to dissipate Liu Luda's spirit, it would be easy.
The reason why he didn't do it was mainly because Liu Lu was also a relatively strong combat force.
With Liu Lu here, he is equivalent to one more thug in the Jindan period.
With Zhao Youde eyeing in the shadows, one more resentful spirit will be safer.
Moreover, Liu Lu is also a rare cook.
After listening to Li Yunshu's words, when Liu Lu's spirit body was about to completely collapse, the empress withdrew her feet.
It's just that at this time, Liu Lu has been trampled into a yin spirit.
He has been single for decades, and he can't figure out why.
Li Yunshu obviously collided with the empress, which made Long Yan angry and wanted to kill Li Thief.
What did you say wrong?
Li Yunshu lowered his head and walked in front of the empress, not knowing how to quibble.
This soul banner has obviously been refined, and it can still be cut off by the empress.
Chen Hong is also open-mouthed, and he will say anything.
After holding back for a long time, Li Yunshu only held back one sentence.
"I didn't say anything."
Pei Xuanji flicked his hand, and the soul banner flew out and inserted into the wall.
At the same time, Chen Hong and Liu Lu were uncontrollably taken into the soul flag.
There were only two people left in the courtyard, and the empress walked up to Li Yunshu and said indifferently.
"Like big breasts?"
"I didn't!"
Li Yunshu immediately denied it, and at this moment, cold sweat flowed on his back, but fortunately Chen Hong did not say the words that he praised his mother's face for being good-looking.
Otherwise, it would be a sin of the first degree.
"Like long legs?"
"I didn't!"
Li Yunshu subconsciously denied it, and only after reacting did he realize that something was wrong.
"No, I mean to say—"
In the middle of speaking, the empress grabbed him by the placket.
"Remember—"
Looking at the empress's phoenix eyes up close, Li Yun Shu was blessed to the soul and learned to answer.
"I am His Majesty's man."
Pei Xuanji nodded with satisfaction, and then let go of his palm.
"I haven't had dinner yet."
Following the empress's gaze, Li Yunshu immediately understood.
"The abalone stewed chicken in the kitchen is ready."
He quickly packed up the tables and chairs and placed them in the courtyard, and then brought out the stone pot with braised abalone and chicken.
Although I took a cloth to pad it, the stone pot was still very hot.
After placing the stone pot on the table, his fingers were already red.
"Shhhh
Li Yunshu gasped, and then blew his fingers heavily.
Seeing his clumsy appearance, the empress's tone revealed a hint of disgust.
"Stupid, touch your ears."
"Yes."
Li Yunshu stretched out his hands, and his hot fingers pinched the empress's earlobe.