Chapter 83: Would You Rather Sleep with Leonardo or Johnny Depp?
The head coaches of this year's All-Star Game are Phil Jackson and George Carr, and the two of their chief assistant coaches are the head coaches of the Rookie Game.
In other words, Lin Tian will play the rookie game under Clemens!
With the relationship between the two of them, Lin Tian didn't fight as long as he wanted?
This is also Lin Tian's biggest reliance and confidence in being able to laugh at the rookie game and finally win the MVP!
What 'flying squirrel' Stadameyer, what 'North Carolina new flyer' Stackhouse, and what 'roaring celestial' Rashid Wallace who can't roar.
Just a few of you, whoever behaves well when the time comes, just let Clemens replace you all!
The head coach is all my man, why are you robbing me?
"But whether you make $1 million or someone who makes $1 million depends on your luck." Pippen raised his head and glanced at Lin Tian and said, "You have to think clearly!" Those rascals won't let you just because you're a rookie! ”
Speaking of which, Lin Tian also understood what Jordan was going to take him for.
Go and gamble with other stars!
This is also one of the happiest activities of Jordan, who loves to gamble, every year, if he can suppress those superstars at the table, for Jordan, this pleasure will definitely not lose to winning the championship!
"You probably haven't been involved in the All-Star Game in two years." Lin Tian looked at Jordan and said, "This time you don't go to have a good time, but you want to take me, two years ago, you lost a lot of money, right?" ”
"Poof!" A sneer came from Rodman's side, originally Lin Tian and the others thought that this guy wearing sunglasses was asleep, but now it seems that he is pretending to be asleep!
"It's not just that I lost badly." In the Bulls, in addition to Lin Tian, the favorite one to expose Jordan's shortcomings is Rodman, and he couldn't help but smile: "Since Michael won the championship for the first time, he has been an All-Star for two consecutive years, and he has been beaten by other guys!" ”
"They're just targeting Michael, surrounding him to win money! After all, Michael is so hateful and hated, in the All-Star Game in those two years, Michael lost at least $5 million! Honestly, if it weren't for the fact that he really liked playing baseball and that he was back, I would have suspected that this guy had lost interest in basketball at all and retired. ”
"I would think that he couldn't afford to lose before he retired!"
For Rodman's revelation, Jordan didn't care about it, anyway, it was no secret that he lost miserably and was targeted, if it was another occasion, he really didn't want to go at all.
After all, although he likes to gamble, he doesn't like to lose money at all.
But on the occasion of the All-Star bet, if Jordan doesn't go, he will definitely be ridiculed by the group of guys who have a bad mouth and are no different from squirting feces, saying that he is afraid, that he is cowardly, and that he can't afford to lose.
This is the most unbearable thing for Jordan!
But now, Jordan is waiting for Lin Tian!
With Lin Tianzai, Jordan is fully sure that he will win back a game this year!
Just let those bastards know what the God of Gambling is!
Win all the bastards' pants!
"What's in it for me?"
Just when Jordan fantasized that he would take Lin Tian to kill all sides and sweep the entire all-star table, Lin Tian beat him back to reality with a word.
"The benefits? Do you gamble, do you want to win? Jordan looked at Lin Tian in disbelief.
"Of course, I don't like gambling, I'll let you go and have a fight with Leonardo or Johnny Depp, would you like to go? They are all the top beautiful men in the world! Lin Tian rolled his eyes impatiently, as if Jordan was talking nonsense.
"Of course I don't!" Jordan couldn't think about it: "No matter how handsome he is, he is also a man!" Lao Tzu doesn't like men! ”
"That's right, you don't like men, I don't like gambling, it's as simple as that!"
Lin Tian continued: "So, what's the benefit? ”
"If you lose, it's mine, and if you win, you win half a point!" Jordan gritted his teeth and said a condition that he thought was very OK.
"Isn't that good? If I win, that's my money! Or were you going to let me gamble at my own expense? Lin Tian's eyes when he looked at Jordan became more and more like an idiot.
At this time, even Jackson came over, of course he knew that Jordan's All-Star Game was won by millions of dollars, so he was really curious about how much Jordan could concede for the sake of face.
"If you lose, it's mine, and if you win, you take it all!" After Jordan scolded a dirty word, he viciously said his bottom line!
He wants to save face! Don't do anything else!
"If you're so insincere, then let's stop talking, and I'm going to experience the customs of San Antonio in the evening." Lin Tian shrugged his shoulders and raised his hand to pick up the newspaper next to him and read it.
“FUXX!” Jordan threw away the newspaper in Lin Tian's hand irritably, stepped on it and said, "You can't let me win and put money in it!" Tell me what you want! ”
"Look, with sincerity earlier, wouldn't we have had a good talk a long time ago?" Lin Tian shrugged his shoulders as he should be, and the eyes of the person next to him who looked at Lin Tian were already a little indescribable.
This guy, call this a good talk?
Jordan's angry head is smoking, and the newspapers are torn up for you, this is called a good chat with sincerity?
Is this a master of psychology?
Is this why he became the God of Gambling?
Lin Tian sighed and said: "First of all, if you lose, you should be counted, and I can't take all of them if I win, this is not appropriate, you take one percent, there is nothing wrong with it, right?" Then, Lin Tian didn't wait for Jordan to open his mouth to refute, and continued: "Then, in the next game, let's play against the Timberwolves, I want you to feed me the ball!" ”
"Crazy hey! Like we did with the Lakers last time, I've got to score at least 30 points, and I'm going to deduct a couple of Kevin Garnetts, no problem, right? ”
"You have a grudge against that high school student?" Jordan carefully recalled the last time the two teams met, trying to figure out if there was any conflict between Lin Tian and Garnett.
Then, he gave up.
Well, he just can't remember anything, he can't even remember if the team played against the Timberwolves.
"You don't care about this, you just say if you can do it, as long as I shout 'ball', you give me the ball and it's over."
"Good! It's just one game, no problem! ”
Jordan patted his chest, saying that it wasn't a problem at all.
"So what's next......"
"And? Don't go too far, boy! As soon as Jordan heard Lin Tian's requests one after another, he couldn't help but want to open his mouth to scold.