Chapter 112: The Crazy Draft
Rewarded by the angry readers with a large basket of apples, Yege covered her red and swollen forehead, and could only retreat with tears in her eyes, and secretly swore in her heart that she would sneak into Lin's room tonight and give birth to ten or eight children as compensation for her wounded heart.
However, she was destined to be disappointed, because Lin Taiping had already locked himself in the study, and specially sent Tulu to guard the door, in addition to secretly running out to forage for food every day, he had been burying his head in frantically writing all kinds of books...... More precisely, the opening part of various books.
So, in the next month or so, the serialization of the third edition of the evening newspaper also continued, each issue was replaced with a new book, each issue had a new content introduction, a steady stream of emergence, and included astronomy and geography stories, essays, education, science, fashion, and popularity, only what you can't think of, nothing it can't do-
"The Lord of the Rings", "Harry Potter", "Carnegie Success", "100 Rules of Survival in the Workplace", "Durala's Promotion", "A Good Mother is Better Than a Good Teacher", "Don't Let Your Child Lose at the Starting Line", "How to Become a Fashion Beauty", "My 100 Fashion Items", "Introduction to Breeding Technology", "Basic Knowledge of Marine Transportation", "How to Make a Love Master", ...... That's right, the last one was written by Instein himself, and the ghost knows what kind of love experience a pig-headed monster has?
Well, in a word, the evening newspaper dares to publish anything, there are all kinds of books, there is no repetition in the three-day issue, and all the book authors are shamelessly filled in - Lin!
Eventually, the whole island of Ivory was in a reading craze, everyone found what they wanted to read from the evening newspapers, the aristocrats were keen on the introduction of luxury goods, the women were fond of fashion and popular knowledge, the young mothers loved parenting, and the businessmen fell in love with business theory books......
But, what drives them crazy. It is no exaggeration to say that if the evening newspaper does a poll during this time to see who is the most loved and hated person on Ivory Island, then the answer must be - Lin Taiping!
So, after a full month of suffering, the reader's anger finally erupted like a volcano, and a large group of aristocratic businessmen who had a good relationship with Lin Taiping were borne. Rushing into the wine estate viciously, Tulu wanted to subconsciously stop it, but when it saw the red eyes of the group of noble merchants, it immediately squatted aside and nibbled on roast chicken.
Then, Lin Taiping, who was thinking about how to turn "Pirates of the Caribbean" into a novel, was immediately surrounded by a large group of aristocratic businessmen, looking at the excited posture, it was not like he came to urge the draft, but it looked like he came to demolish the house.
"Lin. Call out "Carnegie Successology" and hand it all over!" Relying on the fact that he was a good friend of Christine's father, Mr. Jin Keduo grabbed Lin Taiping by the collar and roared viciously. "Now, right now, right away, right now, how much do you want to pay. I'll double it for you, okay. ”
"What is Carnegie Successology, I want that copy of "A Good Mother is Better Than a Good Teacher". Count Griedo rolled up his sleeves. His face was full of murder, "Listen, my newborn child must receive the best education, either you give me that book today, or I will live with you with my child, and you will do it yourself." ”
"You all wait first, let him write that book "How to Be a Fashion Beauty" first. Mr. Borg sighed very depressedly, and his eyes were shining with tears, "Lin, dear Lin, my wife has been whispering in my ear for a month, please, you must give me that book, or I will take you with me, even if I kneel on the floor." ”
In this way, poor Lin Taiping had just written the first sentence of the novel version of "Pirates of the Caribbean", and was besieged by a large group of people, all kinds of messy demands, all kinds of relationship requests and threats, all kinds of waving rich golden tickets, and some anxious aristocratic businessmen even went directly to search the entire study, not even letting go of the small pieces of paper in the trash can.
In the end, Speaker Federer, who was still with him, finally couldn't stand it, and coughed a few times with a stern face: "Image, pay attention to the image, everyone, you are all people with status and status, don't you feel ashamed to do such a thing?"
I have to admit that Speaker Federer is still very prestigious, and after being reprimanded so unceremoniously by him, the crazy aristocratic businessmen finally calmed down a lot, Lin Taiping was moved to tears, and looked at Speaker Federer's eyes as if he was looking at a life-saving benefactor, and then ......
Then, Speaker Federer, who was originally strict, suddenly grabbed him and pulled him to the corner of the study, and said seriously: "Lin, I came here this time to condemn on behalf of the parliament, the book "The Twelve Rules of the Love Field Master" that you serialized last time is simply nonsense, hurry up and hand it over, I will take it back and burn it!"
Lin Taiping almost fell to the floor, it turned out that he had been talking for a long time, and you were also here to urge the draft.
"How is it possible, I just came here to investigate. Speaker Federer didn't blush, he was so strict that he could play the role of a judge, "But then again, you can't go on like this, since you're going to write a book, then write a good one, don't write a beginning every time and break it, it's a waste of your literary talent, it's a crime, understand?"
That is, that is, a large group of aristocratic businessmen echoed one after another, beating their chests in pain, and said that they must not stand idly by, must not watch a gifted young man fall, must not watch a future great writer disappear, so for the sake of the future of Ivory Island and the Horn Sea, Lin must write down seriously and write every book.
I'm afraid of you! Lin Taiping couldn't help but secretly slander himself, seeing that the noble businessmen around him were about to do it directly, he could only surrender helplessly: "Okay, okay, give me a little time, I will use my character to guarantee, after a month, I will definitely deliver the manuscript on time, so it's all right." ”
That's pretty much it, the nobles nodded with reluctantly satisfaction, but immediately there was a new question - so far, the evening newspaper has serialized the beginnings of dozens of books, so which one do you plan to finish first?
"Do you still need to ask?" Mr. Jin Keduo immediately put his arm on Lin Taiping's shoulder, eager to put pen to paper directly, "Ladies and gentlemen, a book like "Carnegie Success" involves wonderful business theories and is related to the business development of our Ivory Island. So we have to get this book out first, and the sooner the better. “
"Why?" Hearing this selfish mentions, Count Gredo next to him immediately became angry, "Damn Jinkodo, your "Carnegie Successology" is important, isn't my "Good Mother Better Than Good Teacher" important, do you know how many young mothers there are on Ivory Island, until how many children are waiting for the right education, you dare to say what you just said to those mothers, believe it or not, they directly tore you apart." ”
I really don't dare. Mr. Jinkodo shuddered, a fool would go against a large group of women, but the problem was that he didn't dare to speak, but Mr. Borg next to him immediately jumped out: "So what? Even if it's a mother, don't you need to be a fashionable beauty, my wife has already told me, if I can't get it today...... Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid of my wife!"
Everyone expressed disdain, but Speaker Federer said in a deep voice with a stern face: "Everyone. I and the parliamentarians agreed that we should first write the book "The Twelve Rules of the Love Master", and we should deeply criticize and condemn this work, which is full of errors. Word-for-word criticism. ”
In this way, the scene that had finally been restored to calm suddenly became chaotic again, and Lin Taiping was pulled over by a group of people very enthusiastically. Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "Stop! Aren't they just dozens of books? Give me a month, and I'll write them all!"
It's good and powerful, and the noisy study suddenly becomes silent. Everyone turned their heads neatly, opened their mouths with strange faces, and looked at Lin Taiping, who was still holding a posture of raising his hands.
Well, did we hear it wrong just now, this guy Lin just said that he wants to finish dozens of books at the same time, dozens of books, and the total number of words is expected to exceed two million words, and it will be completed in just one month...... Well, on average, write at least 100,000 words a day?
In fact, Speaker Federer couldn't help but reach out and touch Lin Taiping's forehead: "Dear Lin, do you feel uncomfortable, is it because you are immersed in writing every day, so you have hallucinations?"
"I'm fine, thank you for your concern. Lin Taiping happily sat back in his seat, "Anla, I know you find it unbelievable, but you don't have to worry about me, it's just that you write 100,000 words a day." ”
A large group of aristocratic businessmen looked at each other, and couldn't help but roll their eyes desperately, don't be kidding, even the most prestigious writer in the world of Contens, Mr. Dumas, can write a few thousand words a day, it is very remarkable, Lin, you dare to say that you write 100,000 words a day, do you think this is copying a book, even if you copy it, you can't copy it so fast.
"I can give it a try. Lin Taiping drank coffee leisurely, and did not forget to dig a pit by the way, "However, if I really complete the task and the quality is satisfactory to everyone, then the printing cost and labor cost when publishing in the future will ......."
Speaker Federer did not hesitate to give a promise, and a large group of aristocratic businessmen nodded desperately, for the real rich, this printing fee is nothing, but the problem is, in just one month, it can really ......
"Start counting now. Lin Taiping looked at the clock on the wall, and made a gesture to send off the guest, "Then, I won't send you away, everyone, please be, we'll see you in a month." ”
He said so, although a large group of aristocratic businessmen did not believe it, but they could only reluctantly leave, Lin Taiping stood at the door of the study and waved goodbye, and did not forget to call out to Speaker Federer from a distance: "Mr. Speaker, if there is enough time, I will also write a copy of the "Crash Guide to Love", and you and the parliamentarians are welcome to continue to criticize." ”
Criticism, must criticize, must be strict criticism!
Speaker Federer left with a blue face, Christine and Yege appeared out of nowhere, Christine's eyes widened worriedly, and she couldn't help but sigh: "Boss, you are too big to play this time, do you think that in just one month, you can really ......"
"Hell if you can!" Rolling his eyes, Lin Taiping opened his hands confidently and gave the standard answer that made everyone fall down collectively-
"Seriously, I don't even know how to write it later......" (To be continued......
PS: What, I think I should summon a monthly pass and a subscription, I haven't done this in a long time......