Kong Qianyu and Xuan Tian glanced at each other, and they couldn't help but laugh.

The brother and sister have been tacitly understanding for many years, and they know very clearly what each other is laughing at.

The ghost in front of him is indeed not shallow, a thousand-year-old ghost, is he still so uninformed and uneducated?

Let's not talk about the two of them dressed as Taoist priests who catch ghosts and subdue demons, let's just say that your old gentleman is in the corner of the empty second-floor underground parking lot, and the third watch in the middle of the night still uses the RV to hang a nondescript signboard, if it is not for them to come to catch ghosts, the ghosts will get into your car!

Is this ghost dead for too long, so he lacks common sense in life?

"I want to hack God to death, can you help me?" Xuan Tian smiled lowly.

The ghost slowly floated out of the shadows, it was a male ghost, probably because there was something wrong with his eyes, and it wasn't until he got very close that he could see the clothes on the two people who came in.

He was startled, took a step back and wanted to run.

"It's all here, don't be in a hurry to go, it's a guest when you enter the door, is there any hospitality?"

Long before getting into the car, the four soul talismans were hand-painted by Xuantian, using his own demon blood, and they were firmly pasted around the RV, not to mention a thousand-year-old ghost, plus two thousand years of Taoism, the same is finished.

The male ghost couldn't break through from anywhere, his feet were weak, and he fell to his knees: "Master spare his life." ”

Cut! It's really boring, I didn't even fight.

"Hey, get up, let's fight." Anyway, this product is a thousand-year-old Taoist, and it is best to use it to practice your hands, and after Xuan Tian has been transformed, he has no place to spread the evil fire in his stomach.

But the ghost fell to his knees and shook like chaff, turning over and over with the sentence "Master spares his life." When asked again, he said, "Little Lao'er has never harmed anyone." ”

"Tell me, how did you get here? What exactly do you want to do? It's not good to say, the knife in the master's hand is not vegetarian. ”

"Little old man, little old man really hasn't done anything bad! Ask the master to see! ”

Kong Qianyu walked around the RV, this car is really a veritable ghost car, it looks like it is real on the outside, but when you come in, you can see that it is the process of paper in the white shop, and the details inside are a mess, and I don't know where this thousand-year-old ghost got it.

"Let me ask you, you have been dead for more than a thousand years, and you have indeed never hurt anyone?"

"I really haven't, I don't dare to hide it from the two masters, you two are small since the opening, the first single to come to the door" The more the old ghost said, the more he had no confidence.

Hehe, the attitude is indeed very sincere, if it weren't for He Jiuzhang's corpse Kong Qianyu to see it, I would almost believe him.

"What kind of business are you doing?" Xuan Tian raised his hand and drew an illumination talisman.

There was nothing in the car, only an inconspicuous old jar in the corner, about half a person high, where the old ghost knelt, I don't know if it was intentional or coincidental, this jar was faintly protected.

"Little old man doesn't have any business." The old ghost made a bitter face: "Ask the master to be clear, the little old man originally lived in his own house on Huangquan Road, and his children and grandchildren were so unhappy around his knees, although he never wanted to be reincarnated, but there were more nail households like Xiao Lao'er in the city." ”

"You say, you ran out of the capital city?" Kong Qianyu couldn't help but become serious.

"No, no, no, it's not that Xiao Lao'er wants to run away, it's really his own children and grandchildren who are not angry, and they can't pay off the loan sharks, they want to take Xiao Lao'er's children, how can Xiao Lao'er sit idly by?"

"Xiao Lao'er was originally a showman, and he naturally knew the truth that he couldn't do anything like a traitor, but his children and grandchildren are my flesh and blood, Xiao Lao'er has been dead for many years, and he is happy when he is alive, although the days after death are dull but lively, and dying again is nothing."

"But my children and grandchildren, born in troubled times, died young, and didn't have a good life, so the little old man proposed to replace him, and then he was found out, and it has only been more than a year now."

The underworld has its own rules and strict management, at least Kong Qianyu has never heard of any ghost who can run out casually. If you are dead, you can still be the same as when you were alive, and if you have nothing to do, you can run to the sun for a walk, and it is not all messy.

You know, among these ghosts, only those who perform well can apply to come back to play through regular channels in the middle of July, but if there is a little negative record, come up with it? Don't even think about it.

As for the unofficial channels that came out, then good luck, from the moment you left the underworld, the yin and yang worlds are arresting you, if you are caught, hehehe. The punishment of the underworld is not as merciful as that of the yang, and the eighteen layers of hell understand? How long has the sentence been in the millennium?

"Don't talk nonsense, what the hell are you doing here? Could it be that it can really help me destroy God? As soon as Xuan Tian's words fell, there was a rumbling and low thunder outside, which frightened him, and he hurriedly folded his hands: "Just kidding, don't blame it!" ”

The master laughed. Xiao Lao'er was only strictly ordered by the ghost king to catch ghosts and send them to him, ten a year. However, Xiao Lao'er's performance this year was zero, which already made the ghost king very dissatisfied. ”

"The little old man is incompetent, he has a thousand years of ghost life, but he has no skills, he doesn't know how to harm people, so he has to follow the rest of his colleagues to learn a thing or two, trade with people to get this RV, pretend to be a small shop, and wait for customers to come to the door, although he is diligent every day, but no one comes to the shop."

"Have you ever thought that it could be the reason for your shop?" Kong Qianyu shook his head, the stupid and cute stupid ghost is really a bit of the pedantic spirit of the literati in the past, and he doesn't know how to be flexible at all, so he hasn't harmed anyone.

"Is there anything wrong with Xiao Lao'er's shop? This is the ghost king's confession, it must not directly harm people's lives, it must be covered and hidden, and no one can find out. The other colleagues did this, and they had to trick the person into agreeing, and then kill his enemies and take their souls. ”

In this way, the deceased himself has not yet reached the life expectancy, there are living murderers in the yang world who can be pursued, and there are no ghosts in the underworld who complain, and they will wait for decades before they can wait until the life of the vain death is reached, and then send ghosts to find the soul. As the years go by, at that time, the little old man paid off his debts, and he had already returned to the underworld to be reincarnated, what did the ghost that he couldn't find have to do with the little old man? ”

"Ghost King? Who is the ghost king? "What a cunning and treacherous ghost king! In this way, this ghost king is very good at exploiting the loopholes in the policies of both sides.

Kong Qianyu felt that this technique was familiar

"Little old man doesn't know." He is just one of the many enslaved imps under the Ghost King, and he has never seen what the Ghost King looks like, but there is such a number one person in everyone's words, and all the ghosts are in awe when he is mentioned.

"Under the Ghost King, how many ghosts have you seen?"

"About forty or more." One of the most dishes is him, he has been warned twice, if there is a third time, I am afraid that he will not end up in ashes, but he is not afraid, what is there to be afraid of death, he has done enough for a thousand years.

He had been looking forward to Ai Ai Gou for so long, and when someone finally asked him about the internal affairs of the ghost king, he would definitely know everything, if he could really clean them up, wouldn't he pick up a ghost life in vain.

(End of chapter)