Chapter 105: The Miracle of the Dark Food Stalls in Dragon and Tiger Mountain

After just drinking a bowl of inexplicable soup, Instein, who was so stupid that he couldn't even fix the zipper, suddenly became a great genius with extreme intelligence, and in just a moment, it dismantled the entire magic portal into pieces and began to put it back together in an orderly manner.

Everyone watched in a daze, Christine pinched her face in disbelief, Turu stuffed the whole hoof into her mouth, and the pig-headed monsters around him stared at the pig-headed monsters in a daze.

Why did Instein, who was not much smarter than Tulu suddenly become extremely smart, as if he were ...... It's like...... It's as if it's blessed by the goddess of wisdom?

The next moment, Ye Ge suddenly rushed up through gritted teeth, grabbed Lin Taiping's neck and shook it desperately: "The god of darkness is above, why is this happening, why is this happening, Lin you sue me, what did you do?"

"Nothing, really nothing. Lin Taiping was shaken dizzy, and explained very honestly, "I just made a deal with the gods, exchanged all the magic crystals for the blessing of the goddess of wisdom, and added the primary wisdom enlightenment technique to this pot of soup, so after drinking the soup, any creature can greatly improve its wisdom within ten days...... Ahem, I say that, do you believe it?"

Believe you, you'll see the dead!" Everyone rolled their eyes desperately, and Ye Ge was so angry that his ears were smoking: "Nonsense, do you think the gods are your relatives? Hurry up, how did you do it?"

Well, no one believes it these days!

Lin Taiping sighed helplessly, and could only cough a few times seriously: "Okay, since you don't believe it, then I can only tell the truth - in fact, my true identity is the thirty-second generation of the dark food stall of Dongfang Dragon and Tiger Mountain!"

Very good and powerful, this moment. Zhang Tianshi burst into tears, and the street food stalls were also in tears!

Christine didn't burst into tears, but their minds were full of question marks, what does the so-called thirty-second generation of the dark food stall of Dragon and Tiger Mountain have to do with the improvement of wisdom in front of them?

"Of course it does. Lin Taiping straightened his collar with a stern face, and a dark light emanated from behind him, "Our mysterious and distant genre completely combines cooking and magic, and can make food with magical powers. ā€

This is simply nonsense, but the problem is. Christine and Turu actually believed it, and Night Song even pricked up her ears in awe: "Wait, that is to say, this pot of soup you made has a very magical power, which can greatly improve people's wisdom after drinking?"

It's incredible, it's really incredible, is it in the mysterious East, cooking is such an ordinary thing. It is an unbelievable miracle that it has a magical effect similar to that of an alchemical potion.

"What's so surprising?" Lin Taiping straightened his collar very strictly, "In my hometown, cooking and food are already full of mysteries. Have you ever seen a kidney stone that can be drunk by drinking milk? Well, what are kidney stones? It's hard to explain, but if you have to explain it, you can think of it as an expensive magic core. ā€

All right. The ghost knew what he was talking about, but imagined the unbelievable scenes, and then witnessed the miraculous expression of Instein Pig. Christine and the others were really in awe, and even secretly made up their minds that they must travel to the mysterious East and taste the legendary mysterious Oriental food when they have the opportunity.

"No problem, I'll treat you to melamine and plasticizers. Lin Taiping expressed a warm welcome, and did not forget to add, "As for this pot of soup, as you can see, it is enough to directly stimulate the cerebral cortex of living beings, open up the second vein of Rendu in an instant, and promote the formation of nuclear fusion in plasma...... Well, do you understand me when I say that?"

Christine shook her head neatly and desperately, but it didn't matter if she understood it or not, because the facts were in front of them, and Instein, the pig who had drunk that bowl of soup, had indeed become extremely smart.

In fact, in the past ten years, Pig Instein has been carefully studying the alchemy books left by his ancestors, and almost all of them can memorize those alchemy principles backwards, but due to the defects of wisdom, there will always be various errors in its comprehension and understanding, so that the things it invented have been wrong.

But now, when his wisdom has been greatly improved, this pig-headed monster leader really seems to have been enlightened, and he immediately understands most of the theoretical knowledge in the alchemy book, although this understanding will be a little wrong from time to time, but it has improved much compared to before.

Therefore, at this moment, Pig Instein repaired the magic portal in a few minutes with just those worn-out tools and materials in the real yĆ n, and shouted triumphantly: "Whahaha, I am indeed a genius, I am indeed the greatest evil genius of all time!"

Well, looking at its smug appearance, Christine and they really have to be in awe, Tulu's eyes were red with envy and hatred, and he couldn't help but lean over to Lin Taiping's side, and his eyes widened pitifully: "Lin, it's not fair, it's so unfair, why is it only that pig that can enjoy dark food or something?"

"Are you also going to have wisdom?" Lin Taiping touched his chin with a smile and looked at Tulu who was nodding desperately with a face full of eagerness, "Okay, I don't have any opinions, but the question is...... What's the use of that kind of thing if you want wisdom?"

Yes, Tulu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly he was not interested, as the great Minotaur patriarch, what is the use of this kind of thing if I want wisdom, and I can't eat it and can't use it to eat people, it's better to directly bring me eight stomachs It's more practical.

So the next moment, Tulu immediately put aside any wisdom and rushed directly to the magic portal, and couldn't wait to grab the doorknob: "You moo, when it comes to eating, I'm a little hungry again, so what are you waiting for, we'll ...... now"

"Wait, there's no need to rush. Lin Taiping pressed Tulu's hoof and said casually, "Now that the magic portal has been repaired, we can leave here at any time, but the question now is, do you really plan to leave like this?"

Otherwise, Tulu's eyes widened stupidly, wondering what he was waiting for if he didn't leave now, should he stay and say goodbye to the pirates?

"That's right, those guys have been chasing us all day, shouldn't we give us a gift in return?" Lin Taiping smiled and showed his eight white teeth, but turned his head to look at the hall leisurely. "And don't forget, the other purpose of our coming here is that you don't plan to find the treasures of the Dark Dynasty...... Hey, hey, I'm not done yet!"

Do you still need to say it?Turu immediately screamed excitedly, and crashed directly into the nearest room, Christine and Yesong followed, relying on a woman's intuition to find their own target, even if they used their heels to think about it, they knew that there must be a lot of precious magic props in this real room, and a fool would let it go so lightly.

In an instant. The chaotic hall became empty, and Lin Taiping shook his head speechlessly, praying that Tulu's hands were not so dark, and at the same time turned his head to look at Pig Instein, who was still praising himself.

After repairing the magic portal, the latter now rushed towards the spider golem with great satisfaction, and only a few minutes later, it removed dozens of magic barrels from the spider golem: "Damn! those damn pirates dare to blow up my great invention, I swear by the smartest head in the world." Make sure they pay the heaviest price!"

Well, I don't know why, Lin Taiping suddenly felt that the clown was going to be unlucky, so he followed the principle of falling into the well. He asked enthusiastically, "Ahem, is there anything I can help with?"

"Yes, of course. Instein wiped the oil off his face and replied without looking up. "I need helpers, enough helpers, just give me a dozen more helpers who are half as smart as I am. I can create the most evil and terrible invention, and make those pirates tremble on their knees before me. ā€

Do you want a helper?

Lin Taiping touched his chin very happily, scooped up a bowl of black soup from the iron pot, and beckoned to the pig-headed monsters who were stunned over there: "Guys, since you have been with Instein for so long, and you have more or less read the book of alchemy, then the question now is, does anyone plan to become like it......"

A large group of pig-headed monsters had long been envious and jealous, their eyes were red, and they immediately rushed up like a swarm, and under the command of Lin Taiping, they lined up in a long line, scooped up a bowl of black soup in order, and poured it into their mouths with that sacred and pious expression.

A few seconds later, the fellows also shone with wisdom, screaming and rushing to the spider golem, and Pig Instein wiped his sweat and desperately repaired it, while not forgetting to dance and command, and from time to time to correct the stupid mistakes of his men-

"Stupid, I want you to bring Mithril, what are you bringing here, where does this thing look like Mithril?"

"Speed up, time is of the essence, install that magic furnace for me, remember to tighten the screws, and according to Reedmoth's third law, the fire elemental energy can form a perfect magic vortex. ā€

"What? You say this magic pattern is not complete? No problem, leave it to me to solve, as the most evil and greatest genius scientific mentor of all time, a mere magic pattern is not a problem at all. ā€

In this way, under Lin Taiping's lively gaze, Pig Instein took his pig-headed monsters and threw himself into the fanatical alchemy invention, this guy was even in the mood to hold a golden high hat in his busy work, and stretched out his hooves full of wisdom to point to the sky: "Knowledge, knowledge is power, give me a stick, I can support the entire Constance ......"

Bang! Before it could finish speaking, Tulu rushed out of the nearest secret room, carrying a large heavy box on his shoulder, and his face was full of fanatical light: "Lin, guess what, what I found in the secret room, a whole big box of magic crystals, a whole big box!"

Before the words fell, Christine also rushed out excitedly, holding a large number of colorful scrolls shining brightly: "Boss, I also found it, I found a lot of high-grade scrolls, even if we don't use them, take them out and sell them, it's enough for us to buy a large battleship!"

"Good, I'm missing this. This is the second good news of today, Lin Taiping immediately requisitioned with satisfaction, "Continue, continue, don't let go of any corner, I am looking forward to the expression of vomiting blood when Mr. Clown rushes in and sees not even a single magic crystal left on the ground." ā€

"yes, that guy is going to vomit blood. Almost at the same time, Nightsong suddenly appeared behind him.

In the dim candlelight, this beautiful and charming dark elf beauty, her face was so happy that her waist trembled, and her lazy laughter like silver bells was full of indescribable satisfaction.

"Honey, guess what I found...... I bet our child will be proud of her mother's keen eye when she grows up. (To be continued......)

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