Chang'an City, the largest city in the world, with a population of one million, is the capital of the Tang Dynasty of the Celestial Empire. The city is extremely prosperous, especially the wine color and wealth in Changle Fang is a must in the world, and anyone who has a little spare money also wants to come to play.

On this day, in one of the upper rooms of the "Chunfeng Building", the No. 1 green building in Changle Fang, two men wrapped a group of prostitutes and were drinking flower wine. One of them was a strong, muscular man with a wide open black hairy chest, and in one hand he held a large bowl full of wine, and with the other he groped around the half-naked prostitute in his arms, causing the woman to gasp and laugh.

The same is true of another ordinary-looking man, holding two beautiful women who are almost naked on his upper body, one of whom is toasting the man with a wine glass, and the other prostitute is holding food for the man, and the man's two hands are also roaming over the two prostitutes like the strong man, making the two women smile and dodge. There were three or four beautiful women laughing and playing on one side, and the whole room was full of spring light.

"Brother Niu, how is this romantic battle? This Chang'an Chunfeng Building can still come? Ha Lu Ha Come on, the chick will give the master another smile. ”

"Ha Lu Ha Brother Tai is really one of my generation! How have I ever enjoyed such a wind and moon since my old cow was born! Come on, come on, today you and I should drink wine and fight with that powder-headed army for 300 rounds! Look at you and me who will throw away their armor and flee first!"

It turned out that Bo Fu invited the Bull Demon King to Chang'an to drink flower wine, the Bull Demon King is also a veteran in the flowers, there is a wife at home, and there is a second wife outside, as for the one-night stand on the spot, I don't know how many ways there are. Bo Fu and the Bull Demon King can be described as smelly, the two guys hit it off, either I invite you or you invite me, which can be described as a model of wine and meat friends.

This time, Bo Fu originally invited the Bull Demon King and the Yellow Robe Monster to come to Chang'an Hu Tianhu together, and the Yellow Robe Monster recently robbed a lady who pressed the village, but instead was eaten and lived by the woman, and was not allowed to come out at will. Bo Fu scattered thousands of dollars, chartered a room in the best Qinglou in Chang'an, and called the open-minded and coquettish powder to serve himself and the Bull Demon King, as for the famous prostitute who wanted to split his sentiments, he didn't call it.

Lao Niu was originally a vassal and elegant person, and he used to like to chat with famous prostitutes in Qinglou about his bullshit poetry sentiments and the like, and now Bo Fu pulled him over, this bull head was originally not very satisfied with this group of fans who only had a posture and coquettishness, but Bo Fu said a few yellow jokes on the wine table in later generations, and played small games in nightclubs in later generations, such as "Walking Birds", "Roaming the World", "Emperor Game", "Ice and Snow" and other yellow games came out of the cage one by one, which made the old cow amazed, and immediately threw the skin of the old and middle-aged man into the clouds.

The two bad middle-aged people spent all day drinking, and they couldn't bear it during the banquet and began to mess around. I didn't get out of the gate of the Qinglou for three days and three nights, and the most reluctant Bo Fu saw that the money he got from the previous black and black in his hand was almost the same, so he settled the account and went out of the Qinglou with the Bull Demon King.

"Brother Da Bird Wang Xian really lives up to his reputation! Amazing! Next time I go to Yangzhou to drink flower wine, I will be the east! Pull my second brother Jiao Demon King to drink together! Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled and patted Bo Fu on the shoulder and set a date for the next time he went out of the devil.

"Hey, hey, hey, the old brother of the Bull Demon King is really an old guest among the flowers, a strong hand among them! The golden gun will not fall for three days and three nights! I admire and admire it! The next time I go to Yangzhou, a certain family will definitely strengthen your old cow!" Bo Fu shook his head and sighed, and made an oath.

"Hahaha, I have cultivated deeply, you little bird king can't win against me!"

"Brother Bird King, Lao Niu, if I have something at home, I'll take the first step. The next time I go to Yangzhou, Lao Niu will order someone to inform the virtuous brother first. See you in Yangzhou!"

"Okay! I'm going to eat you old cow poor this time!" Bo Fu replied, watching the Bull Demon King get on his own and go out of the east gate of Chang'an on the horse that changed into the golden-eyed beast.

"What other fun things can be done now?......... by the way" Bo Fu laughed lewdly, and a golden pill that Lao Jun had snatched appeared in his hand, and a bowl full of water appeared with a casual move. Bo Fu threw the golden pill into the water, and after a while, he took out the golden pill and added a bowl of honey and flour to the elixir that was mixed into twelve dark golden pills.

Bo Fu picked up the pill and staggered towards the Daming Palace in Chang'an.

In the dead of night, there was silence in the Daming Palace, and the Imperial Forest Army on duty was still changing shifts outside the palace gate, and the little yellow door and the palace maid inside the door were already asleep. A dignified figure passed through the hall, and everywhere he went, the little yellow doors, the palace maids, and the guards all slept soundly. In the Ganlu Palace, Li Shimin was sleeping soundly with a beautiful woman in his arms, and suddenly a palpitation made Li Shimin wake up suddenly. Li Shimin is the Son of Heaven immediately, and immediately felt that the situation was wrong, the inside and outside of the hall were too quiet, and the statues of the two princes posted outside the door were still hanging there, but there was a person sitting at the table in the hall, lighting the candle on the table and looking at Li Shimin's book.

Immediately, Li Shimin, the son of heaven, immediately realized that this person could enter his bedroom silently, and he must not be an ordinary person, so he returned his hand and gently hit the back of the beauty's neck, so that the woman would pass out in a coma, so as not to make the people in front of the table feel bad if she screamed.

Li Shimin knew very well that the man had already known that he had woken up, so he sat up and said, "Who are you?

"Sure enough, it's the son of heaven right away, full of courage! In the Lower Sonic Mountain People's Clan, the name is not enough to worry about, so don't say it. ”

"You are not mortal!" Li Shimin saw the guards sleeping soundly outside the door, the little yellow door, and the palace maid.

"Oh, Your Majesty, are you looking at why the images of the two princes in front of the door have failed to suppress the sneaky? But Your Majesty doesn't need to worry, if a certain family wanted to kill the king, they would have done it a long time ago, so why wait until now. To tell you the truth, I came here tonight to give His Majesty an elixir. A certain person who knows that His Majesty likes to take the golden pill refined by the Taoist priest on weekdays, but unfortunately most of them are useless! Now I have left twelve golden pills, and His Majesty can take them for himself. Note that you can only take one pill per person!" Bo Fu said to Li Shimin.

"Immortal Master Yu Jin Dan? Does this Jin Dan have a name?What is the effect of the medicine?" Li Shimin was dizzy when he heard Jin Dan.

"This pill is refined by the ancestors of His Majesty in the sky, and it is called 'Dragon and Tiger Jindan'. The effect is that it makes people enjoy their lives without disease and disaster. For example, His Majesty has been fighting for many years, and the old injuries over the years have made His Majesty's life only forty, even if the underworld is old and his Majesty has extended his life for a century, he will not be able to survive the sixtieth century. This pill can ensure that His Majesty will live for more than eighty, but His Majesty will not be able to live forever if he is the master of the people, which is the limit of the master. Bo Fu began to fool Li Shimin, but it is true that this Jin Dan Water can indeed live forever.

Without waiting for Li Shimin to ask again, Bo Fu spontaneously turned into a gust of wind and went. "Hey, hey, hey, let's get a variable for your journey to the west first. Anyway, how long does Li Shimin live to care about Lao Tzu's, and see what fun things will happen!"

All the way to the west, Bo Fu arrived outside the Batu Cave, the black bear spirit in this cave is a rare monster with an orthodox inheritance, and can even talk to the person who explains the Tao about the art of longevity, because of this, this black bear spirit is inevitably orthodox and boring. Bo Fu flew over the Batu Cave, and saw a burst of Buddha light and rui qi below, knowing that something had happened, this black bear spirit was going to be unlucky, but Bo Fu had no friendship with him, and he didn't remind this bear spirit to see for himself that Tang Seng was still white and fat, and the monkey made Bo Fu look at it a few more times.

I saw this monkey, which was no more than five feet tall, jumping around, and there was no moment of peace. Bo Fu Shen's eyes can see much farther than Sun Wukong's fiery eyes, "This monkey is really big, the five-foot-tall monkey can indeed be called the monkey king, I don't know if this monkey brain is delicious in the future, after all, this product is popping out of the stone and may not have meat." After reading it, Bo Fu turned around and went west.