Extra: Xie Xun (hard mouth and painful face)
A red dress, sword eyebrows and phoenix eyes, holding a paper fan, handsome, graceful, full of peach is not as dazzling as a mole under the corner of the eye
[That's right, this is me, the prince of Pingguo Mansion, Xie Xun is also. 】
[Master, I have no other skills in my life, I have a peerless appearance, an incomparably smart brain, wherever I go, it is the exclamation of the girl's family, especially the girl in Baihualou, who is obsessed with me and chases me relentlessly. 】
"Xie Xun! You little brute who kills a thousand knives and you pay on credit! If you don't pay back the account today, the old lady will have to unload your legs and hang them at the gate of the Guogong Mansion! ”
Xie Xun ran away, and the boss of Baihualou chased after him with a hoe.
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[When I was a child, my father told me that I was the only son of the Guogong Mansion, and the glory of the Xie family was tied to me alone, hey, this burden sometimes weighed me down. 】
"You little bunny! I went to the flower house to drink again. Dare to take credit! ruining the Xie family's style outside all day long, the whole family will make you lose face sooner or later! Look at Lao Tzu not breaking your dog's leg today! ”
Ping Guogong copied the broom by hand, chased after Xie Xun and beat him, so angry that he blew his beard and stared!
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[The queen is my aunt, the most noble woman in the world, she likes me to accompany her in the palace the most, and often tells the palace people to prepare to eat and drink and wait for me, and then I am afraid of troublesome her, so I don't enter the palace much, hey, who made me so likable. 】
"Tell me to go down, and when the future generations enter the palace again, they will say that the palace is tired and resting, and no one will see it."
The queen lifted the corner of her jumping forehead and looked at the mess on the table, "If he wants to eat, let people put food boxes in them and send him out of the palace, don't let him enter the palace." ”
Just then let Xie Xun take away a few fine materials and jewelry, this nephew will enter the palace a few more times, and he is afraid that he will be emptied in this palace!
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[I have a brother who grew up together, his name is Liu Hang, he looks so-so, can draw and write, is smart, and it is difficult to get into the elegant hall, because his temperament is too old-fashioned, the girls in Beijing don't like him very much, only after following my ass, there is a girl's family to take care of him. 】
"Young Master Liu, you write this very well, can you give it to me?" The little girl looked at Liu Hang with shy eyes, and her ears were red.
Liu Hang bowed slightly.
"I want it too, I want it too! Liu Gongzi, you can write me a copy too! ”
"I want it too!"
"I'll come first."
A dozen or so girls crowded around, their eyes red.
Xie Xun stood next to him, stroked the red hairband, carried a basket of calligraphy and paintings in his hand, and cleared his throat, "Liu Hang's handwritten calligraphy and painting, one or two pieces of silver, first come, first served!" ”
The girls behind suddenly rushed to Xie Xun, "Xie Shizi! Give me a pair! ”
"I'll come first!"
Liu Han: "."
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[I also have a brother who goes to the flower building, his name is Qiyou, his health is not very good, he is frail and sick, my father looks down on him, let me have less contact with him, but I love to go with him, as a brother, how can I dislike others? 】
"You don't have much contact with that kid from the Qi family, and you take people to visit the flower house to eat flower wine every day, and all the good people let you spoil!"
"When you look back, your father comes to settle the account, and I have to wipe your ass!"
Pingguo Gong was so angry that he copied the family law again, chased after Xie Xun's ass and beat him.
"Stinky boy! Dare to climb trees! ”
"Don't get down yet!"
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[By the way, I have a little niece who looks very smart, but her brain is not very good, so my father asked me to keep an eye on her every day, for fear that she would cause some trouble, no way, as an elder, it is to take care of some children. 】
Lord Liu sighed, "This girl has too many enemies."
Ping Guogong waved his hand, "It's okay, I called my son to watch, although my bastard son is not very good at braining, but he is good at his hands and feet, and his skills are okay, so it is okay to protect that girl." ”
"Just let him study hard, don't be idle all day long and do a bunch of trouble!"
Alas, as long as this son can be a little sensible and let the old man worry less, the old man can be more than ten years younger.
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[Later, I met the strategist next to my little niece, called Shen Ruregret, this guy and Liu Hang are old acquaintances, with the same temperament, I don't like to talk to them very much, the so-called words are not speculative for more than half a sentence. 】
"What did you just say?"
Xie Xun looked confused, and pulled Su Yan and Shen Ruregret, "Don't patronize yourself, but explain to me."
Aren't we all in the same boat!?
Don't just ignore me!
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[My niece has a fanatical obsession, respecting the second son of the palace, Song Qianhang, who is very righteous, when he goes to the flower building together, he always rushes to pay for the wine, and he has long heard that the palace is rich and rich, and it really deserves its reputation. 】
"Xie Xun! You are also the prince of the Guogong Mansion, and let me pay you for the wine all day long, are you embarrassed? Song Qianhang flipped the money bag in his hand, and his heart hurt more than flesh.
Xie Xun: "Didn't I forget to bring the money, next time, next time I'll have a treat!" ”
Song Qianhangpi didn't smile: "You said the same last time." ”
Xie Xun waved his hand, "Oh, then please next time!" ”
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[But these people are all bad, what I admire most is Liu Miaoqing, the first talented woman in Beijing, who is barely as good-looking as the master, talented, gentle and careful, at a glance, she is a good lady who can manage the back house properly after marriage, and she is really a model of a boudoir woman in Beijing! ] 】
[If I Xie Xun wants to marry a wife in the future, I will marry a beautiful girl like her! 】
"Did you hear about it, the girl of the Liu family knocked out all the matchmakers who came to the door!"
"Have you heard, the girl of the Liu family has become an official!"
"Have you heard, the girl of the Liu family has been promoted!"
"Have you heard, the girl of the Liu family is going to recruit a husband!"
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[For the sake of the Xie family, I endured humiliation and obscurity, lest my own talent bring monstrous disasters to the Xie family, but I didn't expect that after covering up for so many years, Shi Yuan of the Huaizhou camp saw me at a glance, and allowed me the position of deputy general, after all, my talent can't be hidden, after all, it is always difficult to keep a low profile of excellent people. 】
"General, do you really want to grant him the position of deputy general?" The subordinates wondered, although this Xie Shizi has some skills, but when he first entered the camp, how could he start as a deputy general?
Shi Yuan smiled, "His baby son Xie Yu'an has become my lieutenant general, isn't this majestic?" ”
Just thinking about Xie Yu'an's face, Shi Yuan was so excited that he couldn't sleep at night.
Shi Yuan: Who understands! Xie Yu'an's immortal baby son actually gave me a lieutenant general, so I couldn't be angry with him?
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Life is good, but it is lonely.
I don't know when it started, everyone has something to do, and I am left alone, and I can only look at the boxy yard every day, sighing.
I think maybe someone as good as me is always lonely.
Hey, I can't help it!