Chapter 73: Extreme Humiliation of the Surgeon: 007!

"I was born with divine powers." Sun Jing joked.

"Teacher Sun, I've seen Stephen Chow's Jiupin Sesame Official." Bai Xiaojing rolled her eyes: "Chang Wei has real kung fu!" ”

"Don't worry about the details." Sun Jing didn't say much.

Martial arts do not exist, and the impact is not great.

In the love apartment, Hu Yifei's combat effectiveness is completely inhuman, and everyone is not surprised.

In this kind of comprehensive world, even if Sun Jing knows martial arts, there is nothing that cannot be said.

After everyone is surprised, they should do what they should do, and they won't take it to heart.

After all, this is urban daily life, and no matter how powerful the martial arts are, they are at most faster and more powerful, which seems to be a more scientific external performance.

It is impossible for something as incompatible as internal force and true qi to come out.

Hu Yifei's internal strength is really angry, which is a strong illusion of a special time period.

"A lot of neurosurgical injuries are caused by impacts." Sun Jing reminded: "Now you should seize the opportunity to conduct observation and diagnosis. ”

The third junior immediately surrounded him and observed the second senior brother who had been stunned by Sun Jing's thunder punch.

It is inconvenient to send it for brain CT and MRI.

Sun Jing directly showed them a quick sketch on the spot based on the striking effect of his Ben Thunder Boxing and the performance of the diagnosed symptoms.

Although he didn't specialize in sketching, he relied on his super genius brain, even with a little stroke of crayons, he could also knock out the CT films he imagined in his mind.

It's nothing more than breaking down the whole image into countless pixels.

"This is the second senior brother's CT film, you can diagnose it."

"It's all ......" Sanxiao was amazed.

Although the human brain is different from the pig brain, there are still many similarities, Bai Xiaojing was the first to speak after watching the film carefully.

"It is an acute epidural hemorrhage caused by impact, which requires urgent surgery to remove the hematoma, craniotomy hematoma removal and decompression of the bone flap under general anesthesia!"

"Liu Zhiguang, do you know how to do the surgery?" Sun Jing nodded at Bai Xiaojing, and then looked at Liu Zhiguang.

"I've only read ...... books," Liu Zhiguang said cowardly.

This is also thanks to the hard work of the past few days to improve the knowledge of neurosurgery.

"Just read it." Sun Jing said with a smile: "Liu Zhiguang is the chief surgeon, Bai Xiaojing is the assistant, Ye Chunmeng is the nurse, I will anesthetize it, and then guide you to do the operation." ”

"Teacher Sun, I'll be the main knife, right?" Bai Xiaojing was a little unhappy.

She was diagnosed first, why did she let Liu Zhiguang take charge of the surgery.

"This operation is to exercise Liu Zhiguang's calmness." Sun Jing looked at her.

"If you have watched the operation video, you feel that there is no difference between practicing and not practicing, and you can reproduce the operation stably and stably perform it, so don't compete with him for the main surgery."

Then he said to the lost Ye Chunmeng: "This kind of scientific research and training will be held every week in the future, and you will all have the opportunity to take charge of the knife." ”

"Yes, Mr. Sun." Ye Chunmeng hurriedly put away the loss, nodded vigorously, and went to prepare.

Sun Jing understood her thoughts.

Doctors and nurses claim to be medical workers.

But nurses are mostly looked down upon by doctors.

When I was interning at a medical center in New York abroad.

A female intern in the same class was contemptuously called 'nurse' by a male intern, and almost got into a fight with the male intern.

She felt that the other party was humiliating her to the extreme.

Judging from the degree of concern she cared about this matter, the degree of contempt she had for nurses in her heart was not much worse than that of male interns.

Domestically, this entrenched chain of contempt may be slightly better.

But it's a little bit better.

Ye Chunmeng, a newcomer, also cares about whether others call her a doctor or a nurse.

Even if it's a temporary nurse.

Bai Xiaojing heard Sun Jingdu say this, and remembered that Sun Jing only wanted to accept Liu Zhiguang alone at the beginning.

Now that the two of them have been overcharged, it is normal for some relatives to be different, so I won't say anything anymore.

Sun Jing gave the second senior brother general anesthesia, and introduced the common sense of anesthesia to the prepared third junior brother, and then looked at Liu Zhiguang.

"Liu Zhiguang, the first operation you performed was the second senior brother, don't you feel okay? Not that nervous, right? ”

"It's okay, Mr. Sun." Liu Zhiguang smirked.

"Let me tell you a real story." Sun Jing smiled: "In foreign countries, there is a tradition in hospital surgery.

That is, at the end of the first round of internship duty, the best performing interns are qualified to participate in the first operation.

It's an honor.

But it can also be a stress.

There is an intern doctor who looks very much like you, but he talks but his brain offends the director of cardiothoracic surgery.

On the first day of internship, I was selected as an excellent representative of interns, even though I didn't perform well.

The first appendicitis resection was performed.

This kind of minor surgery is not difficult.

But he was chosen because he offended the director of cardiothoracic surgery and was chosen to be the chicken that set an example for the monkey.

How could the chief of cardiothoracic surgery in charge of surgery see him well, and when he instructed him to do the operation, he deliberately delayed it.

The details of the reminder were not reminded in advance, and even interfered with him with words.

Then the bleeding began, and the situation became urgent.

The intern doctor, who had been a little proud of the smooth operation before, was directly confused and didn't know what to do at all.

In the end, he was scolded out of the operating room by the director of cardiothoracic surgery.

The trainee doctor of the same year who was watching gave him the nickname 007.

What is 007?

A killer with a legal homicide license!

This is the greatest humiliation for a surgeon.

What do you learn from this story? ”

In addition to the fact that 007 is a legal license to kill, it is also because 007 is a notoriously-stirring stick.

In surgery, newcomers are only punished for making a special excrement stirring stick (digital anorectal examination) if they make a mistake.

Therefore, the title of 007 is indeed the greatest humiliation for the surgeon.

"This intern is really pulling, a simple appendectomy, even if there is no reminder from the surgeon, it should be able to do a good job." Bai Xiaojing said disdainfully.

"Most of them can enter the hospital, and they are also at the bottom, and in this respect, he and Liu Zhiguang are really similar."

"It's cruel to call someone 007." Ye Chunmeng said angrily: "And everyone is an intern.

If you change to them, it may not be better than what this person can do, why call him 007! ”

"You're right!" Sun Jing looked at Ye Chunmeng: "After a while, everyone found out that the intern doctor who mocked this American version of Liu Zhiguang really encountered something and behaved far worse than the American version of Liu Zhiguang. ”

"Teacher Sun, I think there is something wrong with this director of cardiothoracic surgery." Liu Zhiguang plucked up his courage and said.

"No matter how much he wants to kill chickens and monkeys, he shouldn't take the patient's life as a child's play!

Appendectomy is simple, but there is also a chance of death!

How could he do that? ”

"You've found a blind spot!" Sun Jing said with a smile: "This director of cardiothoracic surgery is also abroad, if he dares to do this in China, he will already get into big trouble."

I tell this story to tell you that in China, like yours, if you don't practice all aspects of your surgical skills in the second senior brother.

I can't give you the opportunity to get my hands on my patients like the chief of cardiothoracic surgery in a foreign country.

Isn't it a bit stressful right now? ”