Chapter 83: It's a love apartment, isn't it?
Radio station.
Studio.
Zeng Xiaoxian talked about the romantic love story of Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu.
It's been almost an hour, and I'm still answering the listener's hotline while talking, and interacting with the listener warmly.
Except that talking about this will keep him from sleepy.
There is also a very real reason.
Similar to live streaming.
It has to be repeated over and over again to make more people aware of this and urge them to 'buy'.
As for Zeng Xiaoxian, for the wedding at noon, he will be the wedding host.
If there are enough pickle fans to support him on the spot, it will be a matter of more face.
So he had to say it over and over again to let the listeners who had just come in know.
Let the old audience remember it even more, and have the urge to go to the scene.
Brother Hexian is also going to be a star!
and can also use the voices of so many pickle fans to let him seize the right to speak on the wedding from Hu Yifei, the chief director of the wedding.
Thereupon.
After repeating his envy and blessings to his good brother Wang Tiezhu again, he connected to the hot call of the next audience.
"Hey, hello."
"Hey, Mr. Zeng?"
"That's right! A good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian~"
"I'm very touched to hear your story, but the person you said is also a little luckier, right?"
"Don't say that, love is like that, when you don't know it, it's already coming to you."
"But what if I'm always unlucky?"
"This listener, no one is always lucky, and no one is always unlucky! As long as you are firm ......"
Until here, Zeng Xiaoxian was free to move, and then he sensed that something was wrong.
"You don't know, I eat baked cakes and eat beer lids, eat chaos and eat mothballs, beat flies and slap them on nails, go to Qingsongguan to burn incense, and my mobile phone falls into the merit box and can't be taken out."
Zeng Xiaoxian immediately didn't know what to say.
This person is really back!
"It's nothing, I was very touched by Ling's story just now, and I wondered if my other half lives next door."
"Very good, take the first step bravely and you will find that you will have unexpected gains!"
Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly exerted his host skills and caught these words.
"So I made a hole in that wall, and guess what I saw?"
"Your significant other?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in a whispered uncertainly, but he had a strong curiosity about the story of this unlucky man in his heart.
That's right!
Why didn't he think of it!
Obviously, his good brother Wang Tiezhu can have this experience, why can't he?
Maybe he also lives next door to his other half?
Well.
It doesn't have to be next door, downstairs and downstairs can also be ah~
Thinking of this, he began to wink his eyebrows, fell into a beautiful fantasy, and then was speechless by the answer from the other side.
"It's the property and the security!"
"This listener, when you are breaking through that wall, you should first make sure that it is not a load-bearing wall!"
Zeng Xiaoxian immediately shook his head, leaving behind the beautiful fantasy he had before.
"Didn't you tell me to smash the wall? What if they're going to fine me? You can't just ignore it......" On the other end of the hotline, the man asked the key question.
"Hey, hey, hey! Can you hear me? "Zeng Xiaoxian is trying to skillfully use the signal to flash people.
But he unexpectedly heard a familiar voice, which made him pause when he directly cut off the hotline.
"Sun Jing? So you're tricking me! Did Hu Yifei let you do this?
Want to interfere with my play? You're so uninteresting! Heavy color and light friends! ”
"Teacher Zeng, I didn't trick you, this gentleman is my patient and is now being treated in our hospital.
Before waiting for his family to arrive and prepare to enter the operating room, he had to call your hotline and fight with you. Sun Jing's voice sounded.
"Into the operating room?" Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled in his heart, and forced a smile: "Sun Jing, this joke is not funny, why did you enter the operating room again?"
Could it be that if you make a hole in the load-bearing wall, the wall will collapse? Did he have some misunderstanding about the cave? ”
"There is no misunderstanding, he is still very Korean in this regard, and it is actually a more accurate description of a hole to say that it should be a small hole.
It's a good thing he's Korean, otherwise he'd be even more dangerous now. Sun Jing explained solemnly, and then said to the man.
"If you have anything else to say, hang up the phone if you don't."
"I didn't expect you to really know each other, that's great." The unlucky man said immediately.
"Of course I have something to say, and I haven't even said anything about my worst luck.
I was so impressed that I took an electric drill and made a hole in the wall, and after opening it, I immediately looked through the hole.
As a result, the first thing I saw was a wide-eyed eyeball, and then the second time I saw that it was a man!
You think.
A moment ago, under the repeated propaganda of Mr. Zeng, I really thought that I would see my other half.
But that's what I saw as a result.
My first reaction was, is my significant other a man?
And it's so ugly!
Oh no! I left my hometown when I was a child, and I am no longer a native of my hometown, but a native of Modu.
I panicked.
One panicked and retreated sharply, and then, somehow, as soon as his feet went limp, his body fell down, and he hit the electric drill in my hand.
Do you say I'm unlucky?
Now the electric drill is drilling into my head, and I am about to be sent to the operating room, and I don't know if I will get out alive.
Teacher Zeng, this is all advocated by listening to your program, you are responsible! ”
"......" Zeng Xiaoxian's jaw was about to fall, and he was even more panicked than the man with an electric drill on his head.
"Sir, I'm just saying that I share with you the real love stories around me.
I really didn't let you use an electric drill to drill the load-bearing wall, and I didn't know that you would have this kind of accident......"
The more he talked, the more he wanted to cry.
What is this called?
His good brother Wang Tiezhu was newly married, and he wanted to bless him more, and he was happy, but what is it now?
Who is the king of bad luck?
"That's not right!" When Zeng Xiaoxian was so anxious that he was about to cry, he suddenly thought of a question and laughed again.
"Sun Jing, okay you, I was almost bluffed by you!
A person with an electric drill plugged in his head can still talk like that? How could it be! ”
"Teacher Zeng, this is not a joke!" Sun Jingzheng reminded.
"The human brain has some non-essential tissues that do not directly affect life in the first place when they are damaged.
If you think about it, we often use electric drills for neurosurgery.
The gentleman accidentally touched his head with an electric drill, but avoided the main functional areas of the brain.
It's a blessing in misfortune!
But if you don't operate in time, with such an electric drill inserted, and accidentally touch the nerves and blood vessels when moving, it will be difficult to say. ”
Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was miserable and speechless, Sun Jing took the initiative to let Ran Huaizhou hang up the phone.
Ran Huaizhou listened to the whole process, although he also felt very strange.
But he's an old emergency, and he hasn't seen anything strange, but he just thinks it's a little funny.
And Sun Jing felt very strange about this accident at first.
But now, after listening to the second half of the story of the man's original plot that is different from the love apartment, I think it is very reasonable again.
This man is unlucky, he can fight with big brother Zhang Wei, he is unlucky.
It's miserable, but it's not the kind of miserable that makes people want to laugh.
Isn't this a sitcom, a love apartment!