Chapter 153: Humiliation! Extreme humiliation!
"So I really don't care about him?"
Leonard, who was wearing glasses, listened to Sun Jing's confident words, looked at the clean and hygienic environment around him, and suddenly became excited.
"I mean, leave him alone at all!"
"China is the safest country in the world, and he can live here alone, and he doesn't need you to help him do anything to adapt to this environment." Sun Jing teased: "Unless you are reluctant~"
"It's a pity, Leonard just can't bear it."
"I've seen through their sentiments!"
Howard and Rajesh on the side also echoed the ridicule, and were glanced at by Leonard with disgust.
In terms of circumstances, who can compare to the two of you?
His orientation is very normal, at most he just has some masochistic tendencies that have been tossed by his mother since childhood.
Airport security exits.
The abandoned Xie Er tried to communicate with the security guard: "Madam, I didn't bring dangerous items, my nose was stuffed ......"
"Sir, you can speak English, I understand."
The security inspector originally saw that he tried so hard to speak Chinese, and listened patiently, but he couldn't understand it at all, so he could only smile and remind him in English.
"It's the Doctor!" Seeing that the security inspector asked him to speak English, Xie Er immediately stretched out his index finger forward, raised his chin and corrected the security screener's title with an arrogant expression.
"I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper! Not Mr. Cooper! ”
While continuing to speak in his self-taught Chinese, he puffed out his eyes and stared at Sun Jing and the others who talked and laughed in the distance, ignoring him at all.
In order to come to watch the Beijing Olympics, he began to learn Chinese in advance.
He even deliberately considered the difference between theory and practice, and after learning, he used Chinese to go to his favorite Chinese restaurant and communicated with the owner in Chinese.
I thought everything was going well, but I didn't expect to be despised as soon as I got off the plane.
Let him speak English?
Then isn't his Chinese practiced in vain!
"Need help?" Just when the security inspector really couldn't understand his expression and was a little helpless, a warm female voice came.
But it was a lady waiting in line at the back who walked over, looked at them, and offered to help.
"Sir, do you need help?"
"Speak Chinese! Don't you all speak Chinese? Xie Er insisted on communicating in broken Chinese.
Over there.
"Sun Jing, why don't we go over?" Leonard, who was about to completely let go of himself and no longer care about his roommates, looked back at this scene and relented.
After all, Xie Er, a roommate who is troublesome and tired of, is almost the male version of his own mother.
"Don't disturb future travelers!"
"It's okay, he'll be taken aside soon, it won't matter." Sun Jing smiled comfortingly, but seeing that he was still worried, he couldn't help but shake his head.
"He's going to be a nuisance to you for the rest of your life, and he's not ashamed, but proud, you know?"
"No way, who made me unlucky!" Leonard smiled bitterly: "Actually, I don't want to trouble you, but only you can quickly deter Sheldon." ”
"Okay." Seeing them say this, Sun Jing caught a glimpse of the lady who was trying to help, and greeted Zhou Ming with a smile: "Director Zhou, let's go together?" ”
Zhou Ming reluctantly followed along.
Because the lady who tried to help was his wife Lin Nianchu, who returned to China.
"Sun Jing, tell her that I'm not Mr. Cooper, I'm Dr. Cooper!"
When Xie Er saw Sun Jing coming, he immediately raised his chin and continued to use his self-taught strange tone of Chinese to ask Sun Jing to help him translate.
"Speak English!" Sun Jing scoffed: "You are a so-called doctor of two subjects, a super genius, even self-taught Chinese, you only learn this."
Even Mr. Vorowitz speaks broken Chinese better than he speaks, at least others can understand it, you are not ashamed! ”
In a word, Xie Er and Howard are not good.
"Don't compare me to him!" Xie Er's hair exploded: "He is better than me?" You insulted me like that!! ”
"......" Mr. Howard Worowitz was humiliated again and again, and couldn't help but blush: "I have a master's degree!" ”
"Who isn't." Sun Jing saw Zhou Ming's wife Lin Nianchu looking at him, and took the initiative to introduce both parties: "Leonard, I'll introduce you to you."
This is Dr. Zhou Mingzhou, the director of the Department of Surgery of Renhua University.
Dr. Zhou, this is my friend, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, an experimental physicist at Caltech.
This is Caltech astrophysicist Dr. Rajesh Kusapari.
This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper, a theoretical physicist at Caltech. ”
Speaking of this, he looked at Lin Nianchu: "I am Dr. Zhou's colleague, Dr. Sun Jingsun, you must be Dr. Zhou's wife, Dr. Lin Nianchu, right?" ”
"Hello, Dr. Sun! I have admired the daimyo for a long time! "Lin Nianchu went abroad to study for two years, and he is a doctor, how can he not know Sun Jing.
Even if she has been in a cold war with her husband for two years and is unwilling to talk to her husband, she has to shake hands with Sun Jing with a smile.
"Oh, I almost forgot." Sun Jing pretended to have just remembered, and motioned for everyone to look at Howard, whose face was green and about to be autistic.
"This is Mr. Howard Vorowitz, a mechanical engineer who graduated from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and now works at Caltech~"
Burst!
Some people couldn't hold back their laughter.
These people who queued up to go through the security check were all flown in from abroad, and almost all of them knew English, and Sun Jing deliberately spoke in English.
When Howard emphasized that he had a master's degree, Sun Jing's series of introductions full of doctorate and doctor titles (both doctor and doctor in English), and Mr. Vorowitz with a dragging voice at the end, were simply too poignant.
But that's to Mr. Howard Vorowitz.
For outsiders, that's too much coke!
"Ha, ha." Howard squeezed out a smile, and the smile was more ugly than the crying.
He already regretted it extremely much why he came to the Demon Capital to find Sun Jing with him.
knew that Sun Jing looked down on him.
Even if there is a relative who is Sun Jingnu's academic partner, it is completely useless.
Sun Jing said that if he humiliated himself, he would still humiliate himself as always.
Does he deserve to be bullied like this just because he is extremely obscene?
Seven people, six doctors, just one gentleman?
Is there a more vicious humiliation than that?
Sun Jing is really the only one who can crush Sheldon Cooper!
Because he's far meaner and more vicious than Sheldon Cooper!
"What's so funny?" Xie Er didn't understand the sarcasm, saw everyone laughing, didn't know why, and continued to try to communicate in Chinese that he didn't understand.
"Speak English!" After Sun Jing humiliated Howard every day, he was in a much better mood when he was delayed by Xie Er, and he looked at Xie Er, who had to insist, with a smile.
"Otherwise, I can only help Missy greet you~"
Xie Er, who was still in the turtle hair, heard Sun Jing say this, and immediately coaxed and curled up defensively.
Missy is his twin sister with a high EQ but average IQ, and after being verbally humiliated by her super-talented brother since she was a child, she will use force to kick his brother and make him submit.
And this trick was also passed on to Sun Jing by Missy.
Of course, you don't need to use it in normal times.
Sun Jing's IQ is enough to humiliate Xie Er.
But in an emergency, when words can't take effect quickly, Sun Jing will mention Missy to convince people with virtue.
Well.
This virtue is the virtue of Texas!
From Texas, which is known as full of martial arts, Xie Er can understand.
"I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper from Caltech, I didn't carry any dangerous items, I grew up with a Mexican peso stuffed in my nose, I have submitted instructions, haven't you read it......"
Xie Er, who has always been 'I don't want you to think, I want me to feel', under Sun Jing's gaze, he instantly and flexibly changed his principles and bottom line, and quickly explained to the security inspector in English.
"Finally, I would like to add that your Chinese is extremely poor!"
This last sentence once again made the onlookers laugh.
The security inspector actually understood, and when he saw so many doctors and doctors, he also believed that what Xie Er said was true.
But for the sake of safety, he politely invited Xie Er to the small room.
"If you don't mind, can we follow?" Leonard was worried and explained to the security officer.
"He's a very turtle hair, and he has a serious cleanliness habit, so don't let people touch him, if Sun Jing is here, he will be more cooperative."
Although the staff had never seen such a person as Xie Er, the service attitude was very good, and they agreed after reporting to the leader.
"It's not that people don't touch it, if it's a doctor, and he wears gloves and gives me a digital examination on the spot, I'm very happy." Xie Er retorted unconvinced.
Everyone looked at Sun Jing in unison.
"Shut up!" Sun Jing's face turned dark, and he scolded Xie Er.
This is not a casual remark.
After Xie Er knew that Sun Jing was a doctor or a famous doctor, he really invited Sun Jing to give him various health examinations.
This includes digital inspections!
Of course, Sun Jing didn't agree.
Xie Er is not the kind of pervert who likes or even takes the initiative to find a doctor for a digital examination with a purpose (there are really many in the American drama world, and there are many of them, and the doctors have summed up the rules of experience).
It's just a psychopath who has no gender consciousness and no hormonal restlessness, just overly worried about his illness!
That's right!
Still perverted!
At the beginning, Sun Jing used to comfort Hu Yifei, who was worried about his younger brother Zhanbo, and many examples of genius and perversion were directly cited by Xie Er.
Xie Er was taken into the small room, and soon finished the inspection and came out.
This left Leonard and their jaw-dropping.
When did they accompany Xie Er on a plane and not be tossed for dozens of minutes?
What is the speed of these minutes?
Sun Jing looked at them sympathetically.
Especially sympathetic thanks to the ear.
What have you checked for so long in the United States?
With the fucking perverted attributes of the American drama world, it may be another strange story of the ancestral tailor of the Joy family in Friends.
In the American drama Friends, two generations of men in the Joy family have been making suits for decades, and they all find a male tailor to do it.
And the tailor measured them, and when he measured them, he deliberately reached out and dialed them around.
Neither father nor son noticed that there was a problem.
It wasn't until he was called out by his friend Chandler, who was introduced by Joey, that he realized that the other people outside were not so measured......
(End of chapter)