Chapter 168: It's Too Brutal! Little Zhuge Zhiba's life is a big bang!
"It's not just coquettishness!"
Sun Jing looked at Howard, whose expression was ever-changing, but he was no longer obscene and, and still didn't let him go, and continued to intimidate and attack.
"And do all kinds of AIDS and heart disease tests! What kind of person Howard is, you all know!
And I'm going to tell you a set of numbers!
According to the latest data from the United States, the proportion of female college students who cannot afford to attend college and need help is increasing every year.
And 70% to 85% of them are sick!
It is difficult to get more accurate data, because the virus has an incubation period, and the incubation period is very long, as short as a month, and as long as ten years!
And this is the data that can be collected by high-end journalists of high-end travel companion companies who are willing to arrange staff to go to the hospital for regular medical check-ups every quarter.
Those women who stand on the street definitely don't have such strict protection measures, the prevalence rate is definitely higher, and the overall data can be pulled up another level.
As for the results of the illness, I won't let you see the photos, which will affect your mood.
Let's talk about specific case stories to give you an idea.
Those who fall ill will later suffer extreme physical and mental pain, but few will have the courage to commit suicide.
It's not one or two who beg their families to help them get rid of themselves, but how can their family members and relatives do it?
Fortunately, there are a wide variety of mutual aid societies in the United States.
Among them, there is a mutual aid association in this area, which specially invites the same kind of people who have not been tortured by pain to relieve their pain with American juhe.
Today you help me, tomorrow someone else will help you.
And so it goes.
So Howard, Rajesh, it's up to you to decide whether you need to do the tests or not. ”
"Do! A must do! I'm going to do it too! Before Howard and Rajesh turned pale and couldn't speak, it was Xie Ear who was the first to shout.
He screamed as he stepped away from Howard and Rajesh.
He has the most serious cleanliness habit, and when a friend sneezes, he needs to be completely disinfected after driving his friend away.
"Sheldon, these diseases don't spread through the air!" Leonard thought that Xie Er's mentality was still that children didn't understand this, so he helplessly explained and appeased.
"So we don't need to do it, only Howard needs to ...... Rajesh better make one too, just in case ......"
Everyone knew that Howard was extremely lewd.
Maybe with normal girls, Howard is like them, color-hearted, colorless.
But as Jewish men with coming-of-age vouchers, they knew too well that Howard was not only bold, but bold, when it came to spending money to communicate with unscrupulous girls.
Not long ago.
After Howard was dumped by Leonard's ex-girlfriend, experimental physicist Rice, he consciously fell out of love, and all kinds of hypocritical and painful lovelorn performances.
As good friends, he and Rajesh proposed to take him to Las Vegas for a walk, and met a beautiful woman who took the initiative to talk to him.
He saw through the identity of the other party's reporter at a glance, because no woman would take the initiative to talk to them, let alone a scantily clad beauty so active.
Seeing Howard's various exaggerated lovelorn performances, Rajesh proposed to spend money for this beautiful woman who took the initiative to talk to Howard to rehabilitate his girlfriend.
Howard also saw through the other party's identity at a glance, for the same reason, but after he came over to break it, he asked and learned that his friends had already paid, so he gladly thanked him and enjoyed it.
To hell with falling out of love and being uncomfortable or something!
Such a Howard, after listening to the amazing news introduced by Sun Jing, how could he not need to do a physical examination!
"You know what!" Xie Er interrupted sharply: "You forgot the Arctic expedition, the night when there was no heating?" ”
"Don't talk nonsense!" Leonard blushed: "It's just to report to the group together for warmth, and it won't be infectious!" And we said well, such a shameful thing, only the four of us know, and we will never say it again! ”
Not long ago, Xie Er went to the Arctic for a scientific expedition and pulled his friends to form a group, but one night the heating stopped, and he could only hug each other to keep warm.
Even if that's all.
It's also a shame.
"You're not a doctor! Never know if you don't check! Xie Er insisted on a thorough examination.
Not only does he have a serious cleanliness habit, but his biggest pride is also his super genius IQ of 187, if he is infected with diseases that erode the nervous system such as kitsch, and his IQ drops even a little, he will be worse than dead!
Sun Jing watched them panic, and looked at the system's prompt for the red dust to increase, and smiled secretly in his heart.
Originally, when I was abroad, every time I chatted and had fun with their popular comedy group, there was a lot of red dust.
Of course, due to the system's discrimination against foreign countries, the growth is limited.
But now he found that when the environment switched to China, even if the Big Bang Theory group of four was still a foreigner, but he was scolded here, and the red dust stirred up was simply rolling.
That's why he keeps scolding Howard.
Earn red dust, don't chill!
Just as he was considering whether to slow down and continue, or just continue, there was a knock on the office door.
Sun Jing could only pause with pity, and raised his voice: "Please come in!" ”
The door was pushed open.
Zou Yu appeared with Zhuge vigorously on the stage.
It's really shiny debut!
At least that's how it feels to Leonard and the others.
The real appearance is not divided into countries and races!
It's a pity that Howard and they were directly beaten by Sun Jing's combination boxing, and even the color heart has PTSD, and when they saw Zou Yu and Zhuge Dali, they just quickly stopped talking, embarrassed and embarrassed for fear that their words would be heard by Zou Yu and them.
"Are you free?"
Zou Yu glanced at the strange-shaped foursome, and when he saw that their expressions were wrong, he looked at Sun Jing tentatively.
"Yes!"
Sun nodded, walked out, closed the office door, and temporarily isolated the foursome.
"Are you Sister Xiaoyu's boyfriend, Brother Sun Jing?" Zhuge vigorously directly pulled Sun Jing's sleeve, pulled it, opened his eyes wide, and looked at Sun Jing with shining eyes.
Sister Xiaoyu really didn't lie to her!
"Who are you?" Sun Jing actually guessed who she was, but he still asked with a smile, just to avoid the question just now.
"What do you say?" Zhuge vigorously held Zou Yu's hand with one hand, and Sun Jing's hand with the other, and smiled slyly.
"I said, you must be Zhuge Dali!" Sun Jing smiled and touched Zhuge Dali's head.
"Why can't it be your daughter?" Zhuge said with a smile: "I followed Sister Xiaoyu over, and I heard many people guess so!" ”
"Secret!" Sun Jing smiled perfunctorily and looked at Zou Yu: "Who are you?" ”
"Dali suddenly has a little headache, I'll take her to see." Zou Yu explained: "I think you also know, she is a genius, I am worried that she will overuse her brain at a young age, you are the best neurosurgeon, help check it." ”
"Okay." Sun Jing looked at Zhuge Dali in surprise and agreed.
Because Zhuge Dali is the last character to come out of the love apartment, he hasn't seen much plot content in his previous life, and he only roughly knows her highlight moments.
I don't remember if she was sick or not.
And even if they are not sick, based on Lu Zhanbo's experience, it is speculated that in this comprehensive film and television drama world, it is not safe to have the luck of the protagonist.
It's better to check it out carefully.
"Dali, how are you unwell?"
"Secret~" Zhuge looked at Sun Jing with a grin, and replied in Sun Jing's words.
"Vigorously, obediently, and talk to him carefully about your feelings." Zou Yu persuaded gently.
"I can't tell, I'm not a doctor after all." Zhuge vigorously explained, and then looked at Sun Jing with shining eyes: "Brother Sun Jing, if you teach me medical skills, I promise that I can give you a clear and accurate description when I get sick in the future, okay?" ”
"So you want to apprentice?" Sun Jing quipped: "How can there be such a cheap thing? You better learn musical instruments from your sister Xiaoyu, you know, I don't even have a chance to learn if I want to~"
"This is simple, I'll let Sister Xiaoyu teach you, and you can teach me medical skills, or wait for Sister Xiaoyu to teach me, and I'll teach you again......" Zhuge Dali suggested very attentively.
"Let's see." Sun Jing smiled noncommittally, looking at Zhuge Dali like this, his heart moved: "I heard that you like science very much and admire Planck, so I'll introduce you to a few friends first, and then take you for an examination, okay?" ”
"Is that the foreigner inside?" Zhuge said curiously.
"Yes!" Sun Jing pushed open the door and led Zhuge vigorously in: "Let me introduce to you, this is Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, an experimental physicist at California Institute of Technology!" ”
"Wow! It's amazing! Zhuge looked at Leonard in surprise: "I got a doctorate in experimental physics at such a young age." ”
Without waiting for Leonard to grin happily, Zhuge Dali's next words made him smile stiffly.
I saw Zhuge Dali's mood suddenly dropped: "Originally, I thought I was quite powerful, but now I find that I am far behind my peers, I am still in elementary school, and a foreign genius who is not much older than me has already obtained a doctorate." ”
"......" Leonard, that's embarrassing.
He's just short, not young!
"This is Caltech astrophysicist Dr. Rajesh Kusapari!" Sun Jing smiled and continued to introduce.
"I know him!" As if discovering a new world, Zhuge Dali stretched out his hand and pointed at Rajesh: "He is the Indian genius boy who discovered the moon back then!" ”
Rajesh, who couldn't talk to a woman, looked at a little girl with the same gesture that he had made when he pointed to the moon and found a lot of news about it, and immediately bowed his head and pretended to be dead.
"This is Caltech theoretical physicist Dr. Sheldon Cooper!" Sun Jing glanced at Zhuge vigorously approvingly and continued to introduce.
"Dr. Cooper, what field are you studying?" Zhuge looked at the tsundere Xie Er curiously.
"Do you understand?" Xie Erjiao raised his chin arrogantly, but still said the theory he had studied.
"Isn't string theory a dead end? Does anyone else look into it? Zhuge blurted out vigorously.
These words immediately stimulated Xie Ear's ears to explode, and then he found that something was wrong, this little girl was not casually slandered, but really had a wealth of theoretical knowledge as a support.
He couldn't refute her for a while with his professional knowledge, which made him puff out his eyes and look at Sun Jing with hatred.
He didn't believe that there was still a little girl who could do this, it must be Sun Jing who deliberately found her to humiliate him.
"This is Mr. Howard Wrowitz, an engineer at Caltech." Sun Jing smiled even more happily and continued to introduce.
"Huh!"
This time, without any words, just Zhuge Dali's light tone and expression made Mr. Howard Vorowitz, the only one who was not a doctor, suffer a critical blow!
(End of chapter)