Chapter 209: Sleepwalking! What is it like to get pregnant in a dream?

Early the next morning.

"Sun Jing, you must take me with you next time!"

When Zeng Xiaoxian saw Sun Jing again, he immediately exclaimed angrily: "I have lost a lot this time." ”

"You've lost a lot...... You guys? ”

Hu Yifei immediately looked at him with disgust.

"What a thing!" Zeng Xiaoxian understood this kind of look in seconds, and quickly explained: "It was the milk that I was drenched from head to toe by Zhang Wei last night." ”

"Wow~!" Hu Yifei became more and more disgusted, touched his face that was being questioned by Lin Wanyu and the others, and glared fiercely at Sun Jing, who laughed out loud.

"It's not!" Zeng Xiaoxian found that he seemed to be saying ambiguous things again, and hurriedly explained: "It's real milk!" Here's the thing!

Didn't Sun Jing let me comfort Zhang Wei last night?

I struggled until late at night......"

"Haha!" Sun Jing couldn't hold it anymore and laughed.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ All right. Zeng Xiaoxian directly bowed his head and wanted to give up.

He also saw that there seemed to be ambiguity in whatever he said.

"Teacher Zeng, you go on, we will definitely not laugh this time." Sun Jing smiled for a while, suppressed his smile, and said with a straight face.

"Not smiling?" Zeng Xiaoxian squinted at their pair of dog men and women, and didn't believe it at all.

Just now, I laughed for a while before stopping.

"Absolutely no laughing!" Sun Jing assured.

"Hurry up! I'm about to go to work, and you think everyone has nothing to do like you! Hu Yifei scolded.

"I've got nothing to do?" Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to his nose and was very aggrieved: "I was doing Sun Jing a favor, comforting Zhang Wei late at night, almost being late, and having a broadcast accident."

You know I'm a famous radio host!

A lot of listeners were waiting for me at the first time...... And now I've got a different leader.

Although I am handsome and handsome, she is also the age of a wolf.

But I rely on my strength to speak, and I definitely don't want to rely on my appearance to go through the back door!

So work is very important to me!

And for Sun Jing's sake, I almost delayed my work!

Isn't that enough friends? ”

"Enough friends!" Sun Jing gave Zeng Xiaoxian a thumbs up.

"I know you know me!" Zeng Xiaoxian nodded with satisfaction: "Even if I am busy with work, I am still thinking about what Sun Jing told me."

So during the intermission, I came back to see Zhang Wei.

Sure enough, I found that he hadn't slept yet.

So I comforted him while asking him to get me a glass of milk as he walked to the fridge.

But who would have thought that he brought the milk, but he walked behind me and poured it on me directly!

It was still in a large 950ml carton!!

Then before I could get mad, an even more terrifying scene happened, he directly said nonsense like 'what rebels want to murder me', and walked directly to the balcony to climb down!

If I hadn't pounced on him and stopped him, you'd already be seeing him in the morgue by now!

I saved his life!

Sun Jing, is this worthy of you, take me next time? ”

"Yes!" Sun nodded: "Zhang Wei is sleepwalking again." ”

"You know?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Sun Jing in shock.

"I know." Sun Jing sighed and said: "Everyone is a good friend, and now this situation, I won't hide it from you."

The reason why Zhang Wei is in such a hurry to start a family.

Sometimes it's even unbearable to lick it.

In fact, in addition to being an orphan since childhood, the urgent emotional need to form his own family.

There is also a layer of practical reasons that are not humane.

That's him sleepwalking.

As you saw last night, there is always danger in one way or another, but there is still danger.

And if he has a family, he can't be tired every night, so he naturally sleeps peacefully.

The legs are soft, so there is no risk of sleepwalking. ”

"Huh?" Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei both dropped their jaws in shock.

How could it be?

But when you think about it, it does make more sense.

Workers are tired during the day, and they have to work overtime to pay public food at night, and they really don't even have the strength to sleepwalk.

"You're a doctor, sleepwalking seems to be also mental, it's your specialty, why don't you help Zhang Wei take a look?" Although Zeng Xiaoxian understood, he still felt a little unbelievable.

I can't wait to start a family, pay enough to avoid danger, how unreliable is sleepwalking.

What if something goes out?

What if there is a quarrel?

What if relatives come?

What's even more terrifying is the future pregnancy, giving birth to a child and the like.

There's always a window period, right?

Isn't that Zhang Wei in danger?

"I took him for a check-up, ruled out the factor of organic lesions, and finally diagnosed it as caused by anxiety." Sun Jing shook his head: "There is no good way to solve it, the houses he bought are not high-rise, but the second floor, and the doors and windows of the house are also specially designed."

Just to prevent this.

It's just that this kind of situation was still difficult to avoid last night. ”

"No wonder even sleepwalking was murdered by the rebels." Zeng Xiaoxian complained: "I can't see it, he is under so much mental pressure?

I thought he had a good brother who was as successful as you and willing to help him, and he should be carefree. ”

"Zhang Wei is still very strong." Sun Jing sighed: "He can rely on himself without relying on others, I suggested that he buy a house, lend him money to force him to buy."

After buying it, even though I repeatedly told him not to rush to pay it back, he still preferred to eat instant noodles and find more part-time jobs than to pay it back as soon as possible. ”

It's actually very hurtful.

But Sun Jing did not regret forcing Zhang Wei to buy a house at that time.

Because in the original time and space, Zhang Wei thought of various excuses when he missed the wedding and rushed to the wedding, one of which had a crossing stalk, and then was said by the bride Xiaoli: "You have crossed?" So have you left a note for your future self and hurry up to buy a house? ”

Of course, this is not what Xiaoli is really saying, but Zhang Wei's imaginary lore.

It is conceivable that buying a house in advance to be able to afford it is Zhang Wei's deep obsession.

And this is also in line with the obsession of most people.

Reborn in the past, hurry up and buy a house, otherwise you really can't get into the car no matter how hard you try, and you can't afford to buy a house.

"Zhang Wei is like this?" Zeng Xiaoxian was surprised: "I really didn't see it!" ”

In their eyes, Zhang Wei is a funny character who is extremely picky.

I didn't expect to be so ambitious under the surface of hip-hop!

It really impressed them!

"But it's not a problem that he sleepwalks like this?" Hu Yifei reminded: "Otherwise, I'll introduce him to a girlfriend as soon as possible, right?" ”

"This can be had!" Sun Jing agreed: "Actually, Zhang Wei's sleepwalking is not the most bizarre.

When I was in New York, there was a sleepwalking female patient in New Jersey next door.

Directly dreaming of pregnancy. ”

"Pregnancy in a dream?" Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei were taken aback again: "Could it be that Han Gaozu's mother's legend that they are pregnant in their dreams is true?" ”

"What kind of science is this?"

"It's simple." Sun Jing said with a smile: "It's that a woman has sleepwalking, and she can't see it from the outside, after she divorced her ex-husband, she sleepwalked and went to his house every night."

The ex-husband thought that she was honest and honest, so naturally she did not refuse.

But she didn't remember what was in her dreams.

Wait until the pregnancy test to be surprised.

Because during that time, she rarely didn't be as wanton as 'everyone does that', and she couldn't figure out who the father of the child was.

Rather, it has been a window period.

So I can't believe I'm pregnant. ”

"Then does this count as a strong ex-husband?" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately thought of a terrible result.

The U.S. service is the most advanced version of Earth Online.

Everybody's watching.

"She didn't sue her." Sun Jing shook his head: "But if you sue her, even if it is his house, even if she sleepwalks and takes the initiative to find it, but I'm afraid it will be a high probability." ”

"Shhh Zeng Xiaoxian gasped: "This is also too terrible, what if someone pretends to be sleepwalking?" ”

"SchrΓΆdinger's sleepwalking, huh?" Sun Jing smiled: "Someone has already used it, in fact, it doesn't need to be so troublesome, the beauty is more advanced than you think." ”

"As a woman, I despise this SchrΓΆdinger's woman!" Hu Yifei complained.

"Alright, I'm leaving." Sun Jing stopped chatting, patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder, and said solemnly: "Teacher Zeng, thank you!" This time, I remember your big favor! ”

"Actually, it's nothing." Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Sun Jing recognized this big favor, and he was excited in his heart, but he was humble on the outside.

In the inner monologue.

He was frantically shouting: "It's finally worked!" Think about it, Zhang Wei was carried by Sun Jing to the Drama Academy with a twenty-meter length Lincoln.

As a result, I dreamed that I was the emperor at night, how beautiful is this drama academy, so that Zhang Wei will feel like an emperor with seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards?

It's so cool!

I'll have a chance in the future!

All right! ”

"No!" Sun Jing pressed Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder more and more solemnly: "It's my mistake, your favor is too great this time!" I'll make a note of it! ”

"Hey, hey, hey." Zeng Xiaoxian could only smirk, because of the inner monologue world, he was already too happy to twist.

But twisting and laughing, a lightning bolt crossed his mind, and suddenly thought of a possibility, the whole person froze there from the inner monologue to the outside, and watched Sun Jing leave with repeated thanks, and the whole person was not good.

"That's not right! Sun Jing, did you think of ......?"

Zeng Xiaoxian chased out and shouted at Sun Jing, seeing Sun Jing's expression of 'you guessed correctly, this is the root of my memory of your great affection', he immediately knew that the terrible possibility he thought was right, and shouted at Sun Jing's back with his teeth and claws.

"Sun Jing! You're right! You owe me a favor! ”

Sun Jing made an OK gesture and left with a smile.

"What are you crazy about?" Hu Yifei didn't know why.

"You don't understand ......" Zeng Xiaoxian's right eyelid jumped wildly, his expression was distorted, but it was not easy to tell Hu Yifei.

Even he didn't want to think about this terrible thought anymore.

Because he thought of why Sun Jing would mention the strange thing about being pregnant in a dream.

Is it only women who can sleepwalk?

Of course not!

Men sleepwalk too!

It is also possible to reproduce the strange event of this 'dream pregnancy'...... At the very least, it confirms the possibility of the existence of spring dreams.

And if he hadn't had to go to work last night, the working time would have been Zhang Wei's sleep time, and if he had fallen asleep with Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei dreamed that he was the emperor, and he was still shouting about his concubine...... I'm afraid I'm going to reproduce the small video of the ghost animal in the palace where the general was stayed.

That kind of possibility, Zeng Xiaoxian thought of it, and the whole person was not good.

As Sun Jing, who relieved Zhang Wei, he must owe him a great favor!

He was once a little sage, and he almost really became Zeng Xian'er and Zeng Aifei......

(End of chapter)