"And then?"

Ran Huaizhou went to get something, and he didn't forget to ask.

“…… She fell in love with Guan Gu, but Guan Gu didn't take a fancy to her. Lu Xiaobu looked at Guan Gu with a complaint.

"I always avoided her.

Well, this aroused her special interest.

She just likes this kind of 'you run away from me, you can't escape' tune.

Seeing that the interest was booming, Guan Gu was not there.

She immediately set her sights on me.

Bluntly said, 'Do you want to be popular?' ’

also said, 'Since you want to enter the entertainment industry, you should know the rules'

I, Lu Xiaobu, walk the rivers and lakes, of course, I understand the rules.

But Sister Shan's figure and appearance.

I didn't think I needed to sacrifice that much.

However, I thought of Sun Jing living a good life.

I can only fantasize about it, and Sun Jing can do it if he wants to.

In Sister Shan's bewitchment meeting, she immediately praised me and made me popular as quickly as possible, and I didn't resist any of ......"

"It's really popular~" Sun Jing looked at Xiao Lu Bu teasingly: "And the time to become popular and purple is beyond imagination." ”

"So you promised her?" Guan Gu looked at Lu Xiaobu in disbelief: "That's Sister Shan, why are you lying down......

"You know what!" Lu Xiaobu regretted and felt aggrieved: "What I was thinking about was the seventy-two concubines of the three palaces and six courtyards that Zhang Wei of the Drama Academy saw.

I think about people in the rivers and lakes, and I can't help myself.

It's good to be at home, but it's hard to go out!

I'm going to turn off the lights and close my eyes!

Just don't think about Sister Shan.

Besides, Sister Flash is not as bad as you think, you haven't seen her smoke.

She's all cigar-sucking ......."

Speaking of which, everyone also heard a little different meaning.

Also!

If you were really completely unwilling, you wouldn't have made such a big scene.

"So you're sure you're not taking your pills?"

Ran Huaizhou came over with something and reconfirmed: "Viagra those drugs that help the fun?" ”

"I really don't! I, Lu Xiaobu, never needed it! Lu Xiaobu still wanted to pretend to be strong, but when he saw the extra-large needle in Ran Huaizhou's hand, he was stunned all of a sudden, and his voice was trembling.

"What are you doing with a spicy needle?!!!

"If you're really sure you're not taking your medication, it's complicated." Ran Huaizhou gestured at the extra-large syringe in his hand.

"Because it is normal to take too much medicine to cause the gold to continue to peel the paint, and if not, more detailed examination is needed.

And in this process, in order to protect your Yin Jin from being congested for a long time and Yang Wei, infarction, and necrosis, the blood inside must be drawn out. ”

"My second brother is invincible in the world, and we promise to be born on the same day and month of the same year, and to die on the same day and month of the same year! If he dies, I will never live alone! Lu Xiaobu shouted.

"Does it just have to be a spicy needle?"

"Dr. Ran is scaring you!" Sun Jing smiled: "The effect is the same as what I scared you just now, just to see if I can scare you down."

Now it seems that it still can't be done.

Even with such a big needle in front of your eyes, you can't calm down.

The problem is really complicated. ”

"It turned out to scare me again, hehehe......" Lu Xiaobu smiled and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Should it be smoked or should it be smoked!" Ran Huaizhou shook the big needle tube in his hand.

"What?!" Lu Xiaobu shouted in horror again: "Do you still want to smoke?" ”

"Don't worry." Sun Jing smiled and reassured: "It's not that step yet!" ”

"Whew!" Lu Xiaobu let out a sigh, but before he could speak, Sun Jing's voice changed and he said something that made him shout out again.

"What?! Also enema?!!! ”

"Yes!" Sun nodded: "Compared to acupuncture, enema is a gentler precursor that allows blood vessels to constrict. ”

"I don't want enema !!" Lu Xiaobu wailed: "I'm a straight man who can't be straight!" ”

"I see." Ran Huaizhou looked at Xiao Lu Bu tightly, quite like a cold-faced smiler.

"I don't want enema! It's because I don't like this tune that I fled my hometown and came to the magic capital to work hard! Lu Xiaobu was still very resistant.

"What do you mean?" Guan Gu didn't understand it.

What does enema have to do with running away from home?

"Let's take some blood for a test first." Sun Jing couldn't answer Guan Gu's magical question, and looked at Ran Huaizhou.

"Although he seems to really believe that he didn't take the medicine, he can't say if that sister Sheng secretly drugged him."

"That's right!" Ran Huaizhou nodded, changed a small needle, and drew blood for Lu Xiaobu to send for testing.

"Sun Jing, you scare me again!" Lu Xiaobu was afraid and dissatisfied: "There is no need for enema at all, and there is no need for spicy needle suction, right?" ”

"I scared you?" Sun Jing's smile faded a little: "I'm buying you time, you've been 'popular' like this for a long time, and if it drags on, the longer it goes, the more dangerous it will be."

The blood test is only to verify whether you are actively or passively taking medicine.

If not, the follow-up emergency relief treatment will have to be an enema.

If it doesn't work, you still have to acupuncture and suction!

And this is Renhua, the first hospital in the magic capital, do you know how busy it is?

The results of your blood test will definitely not be available in the first place.

If you dare to wait, why should we rush to give you an enema? ”

"Ahh

Lu Xiaobu shouted in horror again: "Sun Jing, I'm very sure that I didn't take medicine, you give me treatment quickly, any treatment you think is necessary, as long as my second brother continues to be invincible in the world in the future, I can stand it!" ”

"That's right!" Sun Jing seemed to smile: "Don't shy away from the doctor!" These are all normal diagnosis and treatment!

Besides, I know what your idol is like.

It's crazy to play.

That kind of play is high, after playing with fragments, anything can happen.

You adore your idol so much, and I heard that you also like to party and play flying chess.

I'm afraid that I've had a lot of fun and drank broken pieces, right?

Can you remember what you did at that time?

Actually, I suggest that you have time to reflect or investigate it later.

Although there is no place for flash marriages like Las Vegas in China, there are few things that can't stand up to the current situation, and they really wait for the marriage to do it, right?

So that's it, an enema.

It's not as scary as you think~"

In the original plot, didn't Lu Xiaobu go to this kind of party with Zhang Wei, have a good time, be poured too much wine, and get married on the spot!

This is also domestic.

Otherwise, he is really like Lu Xiaobu's idol Barney Stinson, and if he performs it realistically, he can't continue to think about it at all......

"No!"

As Lu Xiaobu, who is the Red Rabbit and Lu Bu in the horse, he has been riding the horse for so many years, and he is a proper old driver, and he obviously thought of this terrible possibility according to Sun Jing's reminder.

Suddenly the whole person is not good!

He fled from his hometown in great trouble to avoid not following the right path.

I didn't think of a thousand precautions, but it is still possible to take a detour.

It's horrible!

"What are you talking about?" Guan Gu looked confused.

He is not good at Chinese, and he can't keep up with the rich connotations of Sun Jing's words.

"If you don't mind, can you get an intern to help you with an enema?" Ran Huaizhou's reminder inquiry.

"Of course I don't mind!" Sun Jing made the decision directly: "We are a teaching hospital here, and teaching and learning are like this!" ”

"I don't want to ......" Lu Xiaobu wailed to refuse, but at Sun Jing's gaze of 'persuading you to accept', thinking of his current situation, he could only swallow the words that came to his mouth again.

And then he regretted it.

A group of interns poured in, surrounded by groups, and strongly observed and studied.

Lu Xiaobu, who has always thought that he has seen the world, and in front of so many men and women in the love apartment in the original time and space, and dares to uncover Chiguoguo's body, will not be able to fix it.

Growing up, he had never been so embarrassed, and now he really understood the saying 'if there was a crack in the ground, I would get into it'.

Ran Huaizhou instructed an intern doctor who was transferred to the emergency department to prepare an enema, and at the same time, he also explained the current situation to the interns who were curious and watching, and how to deal with such an emergency.

Lu Xiaobu was instructed to turn sideways, and he could only feel the intern standing behind him, grinding his fists......

He never thought that he would have today!

"Enema is to constrict blood vessels......" Even though Ran Huaizhou's popular science explanation was very calm, and the onlookers were also working hard to do serious study, Lu Xiaobu always felt that someone was laughing at him.

"You don't have anything to do, don't you have anything to do?"

With a muffled snort, Lu Xiaobu looked back with difficulty, and saw that after the intern doctor withdrew his hand, he pinched the infusion bag hanging there, looked around at a group of white coats, couldn't speak Mandarin, and held back his native accent.

"We're learning!" An intern doctor couldn't help but laugh and said, "This kind of rare emergency is not something that can be encountered at any time. ”

"......" Lu Xiaobu was speechless, and could only feel the different infusions while letting everyone watch, praying in his heart that the enema would be effective.

However, as if he had bad luck, his prayers were not fulfilled at all.

The results of the blood test also came out, and I did not take medicine actively and passively.

"What now?" Lu Xiaobu sighed in his heart.

"No way! I can only acupuncture and suction first! Sun Jing explained: "This has the fastest effect, even if it can't be cured, it can always be relieved and buy you time." ”

"Still have to be acupuncture......" Lu Xiaobu's face turned white.

But it can't be helped.

It has to be done!

Although he was numb, he was in phantom pain when he saw the intern holding a spicy needle and pricking it.

"Damn the Flash!"

Lu Xiaobu, who was in phantom pain, drenched the dog who scolded Sister Flash with blood.

If it weren't for her, he wouldn't have suffered this sin!

Guan Gu didn't dare to look at it anymore, so he hid out directly.

Not to mention him, even these male and female interns studying medicine have wrong expressions one by one.

The male intern has an uncontrolled sense of substitution.

Some of the female interns were embarrassed, and some were strong and watched, until they kept pumping, and after the spicy needle was full of blood, they couldn't bear to look at it directly.

"It's going soft."

Someone couldn't help but remind.

"Thank you Jade Emperor! Thank you, Buddha! Thank God! Lu Xiaobu exclaimed: "I have never liked to hear this sentence so much once!" ”

screaming and laughing, he couldn't wait to vent all the negative emotions just now, but suddenly caught a glimpse of Sun Jing and Ran Huaizhou not laughing with him, he chuckled in his heart, and said in a trembling voice: "Why don't you laugh?" ”

"Half-time champagne is a must!" Sun Jing shook his head: "Now it's just a temporary cure, and we have to look at it again." ”

Lu Xiaobu: "......"

(End of chapter)