"Teacher Zeng, you've gone too far."

When Zeng Xiaoxian shouted in his heart, he heard Chen Meijia accuse him.

"Although Laura was sorry for you before and still sorry for you now, you can reprimand her and reject her, but you can't just want to be happy in this way of not protecting women's bodies."

"I don't protect women? I just want to be happy? Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to his nose and looked at Chen Meijia incredulously.

"Isn't it?" Chen Meijia said as a matter of course: "Didn't you listen to Sun Jing, Laura took an overdose of contraceptives to cause blood clots."

It can't be Paul, a college classmate, Allen, who opened a café, and Tony, another café, these days, right?

How is this possible?

They just met.

And you're her old lover.

The reason why she overdosed on birth control pills must have been to take care of your feelings.

For them, it is necessary to abide by the principle of safety first, and let them take protective measures......"

Burst!

Everyone burst into laughter.

And Zeng Xiaoxian was holding her chest, looking like she was going to have a myocardial infarction, seeing that Chen Meijia was still chattering about the story in her mind, she endured it and endured it, and finally couldn't help it at a certain moment, and blurted out the truth.

"I'm still a virgin!"

"Huh?!"

Everyone exclaimed in unison, and then looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, whose face was flushed, and his eyes were full of incredible strangeness.

"It can't be!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

"What you say is more unbelievable than saying that my eldest nephew, Joe, is a virgin......"

"yes, I've been talking to a woman like Laura for eight years, and now I'm reunited, and I've been living in the same room for a few days, and even the most Q big toe has been painted with nail polish...... How is this possible? ”

"It's possible, it's entirely possible!" Faced with everyone's incarnation of Cao Cao with a resolute look of disbelief, Sun Jing immediately turned into Xun Yu and analyzed it for everyone.

"Everyone else can do it, but he can't! This is a model example, haven't you seen Xiao Li's flying knife?

Aren't Lin Xian'er and Ah Fei the martial arts version of Laura and Teacher Zeng? ”

"Haha......" Hu Yifei laughed wildly, and was covered by Tang Youyou, who was relatively kind, beside him.

And Tang Youyou covered his mouth with his other hand to prevent himself from laughing out loud.

Although not everyone has seen the original.

But everyone has watched the TV series.

After all, Li Xunhuan is so handsome!

Naturally, I know the story of Lin Xian'er and Ah Fei.

Originally, I couldn't figure out how Zeng Xiaoxian dared to provoke this kind of woman, and how this happened.

Now that Sun Jing is so contacted, everyone only feels suddenly enlightened.

Cao Cao's rice bowl - this is not strange!

"Nonsense!" Zeng Xiaoxian also saw what everyone meant, and shouted in annoyance: "Sun Jing is just talking nonsense, Laura and I are not Lin Xian'er and Ah Fei at all!"

That's all Gu Long's scribbling!

How can there be such a person, this kind of relationship in reality!

Fake, all fake! ”

"So what is your relationship?" Hu Yifei slapped Tang Youyou's hand covering his mouth, hugged his chest with both hands, and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a smile.

"We, we ......" Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated, but couldn't say it again.

In fact, he also agreed with Sun Jing's analogy in his heart.

But who is Lin Xian'er?

is called the first beauty in the rivers and lakes, but in fact, it is a little red lips and ten thousand people, and it is cheaper than a famous prostitute!

He was reluctant to use Lin Xian'er to hook up with his former first love Laura.

Even if that's what it is.

He didn't want to.

After all, it was the first love in eight years, plus the reunion of the two years.

Ten years of affection!

"My bad." Sun Jing took the initiative to play a round: "The story of Lin Xian'er and Ah Fei is indeed just imaginary.

It's basically impossible in reality! ”

"Did you hear that?" Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Sun Jing took the initiative to give him the steps, his eyes were grateful, and then he looked at Hu Yifei, who questioned him, with his head held high.

"What's wrong with you?" Hu Yifei was very unhappy that Sun Jing played a round like this.

Sun Jingdu has never admitted his fault for her.

Now in order to make the green turtle feel better, he actually took the initiative to admit his mistake.

If she didn't know that Sun Jing didn't like Laura at all, she would have wondered if Sun Jing also had thoughts about Laura.

I want to emulate and see that other people's girlfriends are beautiful.,Just this brother I identified the story.。

"It's really my fault." Sun Jingzheng said: "Actually, the story of Mr. Zeng and Laura is more like the story of my friends Chandler and Aurora in New York. ”

"What are they like?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked worriedly.

"Aurora is an Italian beauty she met while Chandler was watching her friend Joey's live stage play." Sun Jing introduced the situation.

"Then the two looked at each other, and as soon as they came into contact, Aurora showed the 'romantic characteristics' of Italian beauties, and they should not limit their relationship to each other.

Don't be responsible for each other. ”

"This is indeed very similar to the relationship between Teacher Zeng and Laura." Lin Wanyu nodded and said, "Before, we all wondered how he dared to associate with such a woman.

And Mr. Zeng said that he is not responsible for dating beautiful women, this is simply a man's dream.

Even Zhanbo agrees with it. ”

Speaking of this, he looked at Sun Jing with a grin and asked a fatal question: "So, Sun Jing, what do you say?" ”

"It's certainly not my dream!" Sun Jing denied without hesitation: "Otherwise, before Paul, Allen, and Tony, the first one must be my name!" ”

"......" Sun Jing's truthful words, as well as everyone's recognized expression, made Zeng Xiaoxian speechless.

No one understands the gold content of this sentence better than him.

It's not the first time he's been Sun Jing's bitter master.

"What happened to this Aurora and Chandler?" Tang Youyou asked.

"Later, they were very similar to Teacher Zeng." Sun Jing smiled: "As a man, Chandler was very happy at first to be in this state of not being responsible for playing with beautiful women.

And call it the dream of all men.

Then I realized that something was wrong.

Because he is the only one Aurora, and when Aurora gets along with him, he is pinching the time, leaving at the end of the day, going to the next date, the next game, and the next game.

When it comes to the game mentality.

How could Chandler compare with the professional her.

So Chandler begged her not to put on her pants and change people.

But she refused.

Because she has more than one or two new dates a day.

Each time he regretted that he shouldn't have asked who the newcomer was, because there was no point at all, and every time he heard from Aurora's mouth was a complete stranger to the newcomer.

He really couldn't figure out these people, each of them was a dragon and phoenix among people, couldn't any of them make her settle down?

The truth is that he is not a dragon and a phoenix in the eyes of Aurora.

It's just someone I met on a certain day of the month. ”

"Oh my God! Where is Chandler, it is clearly Zeng Xiaoxian, Zeng Zeng! Hu Yifei exclaimed.

"Yes, the state is exactly the same before and after!"

"More than that! Even the dialogue is pretty much the same! ”

"And the name Laura, which is also similar to the Aurora syllable."

"And then?" Zeng Xiaoxian interrupted everyone's exclamations, his expression extremely complicated.

He didn't say anything, but he was incredibly sure that he was this Chandler!

And this story is also made up by Sun Jinghu, who wants to use it to wake him up.

How could it be exactly the same otherwise!

Even the monologue in his head was spoken.

It's all him!

So he desperately wanted to know what the future of him and Laura was in the eyes of Sun Jing, who had always been wise.

"Then Chandler was afraid that his family would become a United Nations and raise countless children for Aurora who didn't know who his father was, so he took the initiative to break off the relationship." Sun Jing smiled: "In the end, he found his true love." ”

"Thank you, Sun Jing." Zeng Xiaoxian was very moved when he heard it: "In order to comfort me, I specially made up this story!"

Don't worry, I'm fine!

With your auspicious words, I will definitely find my true love in the future. ”

"Teacher Zeng, you misunderstood, I really have such a friend Chandler." Sun Jing reminded: "He really met such an Aurora!" ”

"Alright, I understand, I understand!" Zeng Xiaoxian began to squeeze his eyebrows.

"Teacher Zeng, I'm serious!" Sun Jing patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder and looked at him sympathetically: "If I hadn't seen you and Laura with my own eyes and listened to your story, I would have thought that this was the realistic version of Lin Xian'er and Ah Fei!"

But you're not Ah Fei!

Ah Fei is a fledgling young swordsman who doesn't know anything.

But Mr. Zeng, you are not a teenager, but a double master's degree in history and philosophy from a prestigious school, and you have also hosted 600 emotional programs.

You like this, you can still encounter your 'Lin Xian'er' catastrophe, it's not realistic at all!

It's outrageous!

It's not like really!

On the contrary, when I am talking about Chandler, it is a real thing.

Do you know that the biggest difference between you who are so similar is that I don't think your story is real? ”

"Where?" Zeng Xiaoxian felt a sigh in his heart, and had an ominous premonition.

"Chandler slept Aurora so many times!" Sun Jing held back a smile and said, "Instead of living in a room for several days, it's still a virgin!"

That's where he is real.

Otherwise, what is he trying to do? ”

"Hahaha!" Everyone couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

"......" Zeng Xiaoxian was also choked by this turn and covered his chest.

He knew that the truth of 'I am a virgin' would be the laughing stock of everyone.

I thought that Sun Jing had studied abroad after all, he was knowledgeable, he would not make a fuss, and he was on his side.

I didn't expect that the meanest thing was Sun Jing!

even made up such a story of making friends out of nothing in order to ridicule him to the maximum, so as to ridicule him for not being a real man in reality at all.

But when he thought about it, he felt like a ghost.

Eight years of first love!

Young and vigorous!

The blood is boiling!

How did he survive back then?

And this reunion, they all live in the same room, Laura has put nail polish on his big toe, how did he do Megumi Yanagishita?

The point is that even if he is really Megumi Yanagishita, what is the matter with Laura?

I won't talk about the first love for eight years and six years, when he lived in school and never lived in a hotel together.

But this reunion, living together.

You can wear nail polish, why not be more proactive?

He didn't believe she wouldn't take the initiative!

When she was drinking coffee at a café before, she counted the amount of change in his pocket under the table with her toes......

Well?

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly thought of a terrible thought.

Could it be that at that moment, Laura had already made a decision when she counted the coins with her toes and chose to give up taking the initiative to hook up with him......

Otherwise, as Sun Jing said, it is impossible to explain all this!

It can't really be the story of Lin Xian'er and Ah Fei of 'everyone else can't, but you can't'!

"Teacher Zeng, are you alright?" Lin Wanyu and the others saw Zeng Xiaoxian's expression change, and they were all sympathetic and concerned.

Sun Jing looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, whose expression was relieved for a while, sad for a while, decadent for a while, and green for a while, and didn't know that Zeng Xiaoxian had already felt hurt and doubted his second brother.

Otherwise, he would definitely tell Zeng Xiaoxian: "Don't think about it, this kick may indeed mean that, but not everyone's second brother is invincible in the world!"

Besides, if you didn't react at the time, it means that she didn't mean that.

And she didn't need to test it then.

You can wait until you fall asleep and see for yourself.

After all, even nail polish is applied to you.

At the time, she didn't just do whatever she wanted.

If there is any doubt that you are not strong.

Most likely, it was also at that time that I decided to keep the ...... of Lin Xian'er and Ah Fei's story with you."

Sun Jing still decided to comfort him, so he patted him on the shoulder: "Teacher Zeng, in fact, I am to blame for this matter."

The reason why your story with Laura isn't real.

The main thing is that I've seen the story of Chandler and Aurora with my own eyes.

It was in New York.

Women like Aurora already have a habit of taking birth control pills every day.

It should be the same for your Laura to go north and south.

So you have a reasonable explanation for that.

Let's say you have a cleanliness fetish!

And I've talked too much about cases of such prodigal sons and prodigal daughters getting sick before.

As a result, your psychological shadow is even greater, and you don't dare to touch Laura at all.

That's the truth, right? ”

"......" Zeng Xiaoxian's expression distorted.

He was tempted to nod his head and acknowledge the fact.

But this fact also means that he instinctively dislikes Laura's dirty ......

"What are you doing here?" At this moment, someone came over to relieve him, but this attitude of breaking the siege made people very annoyed.

"Why don't you accompany Sister Laura? It's embarrassing for you to be Sister Laura's boyfriend......"

As soon as he came over, he scolded Zeng Xiaoxian fiercely, and pushed Zeng Xiaoxian as he spoke.

"You, a fan, don't go to take care of it, why do you ask a man who refuses the other party's marriage proposal to take care of it?" Hu Yifei was very unaccustomed to the attitude of Tang painting.

That's right!

The person who came was the little fairy Tang painting of Tongshan Hospital.

As a talented female boxer, and she likes to study on the Internet, among the life mentors she chases, Laura is a very dazzling one!

After all, Laura wants to have an identity, and all kinds of sleeping men all over the world don't live too transparently.

Now Laura is admitted to the hospital with cerebral thrombosis, and the first thing she passed through was the emergency room, and she recognized her.

Of course, very concerned about Laura's situation.

"Is there a conflict between refusing a marriage proposal and taking care of her? Are you a man? Tang Hua ignored Hu Yifei, who was not easy to mess with at first glance, and stared at Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes.

"Teacher Zeng, first notify Laura's old classmate Paul, the café's new date Alan, and Tony to come over to accompany her, and then notify her three ex-husbands, four fiancés, and six boyfriends to come and take care of her."

After Sun Jing reminded Zeng Xiaoxian what to do, he looked at Tang Hua, whose face became embarrassed: "What are you still doing here?"

Why don't you go to the emergency room yet?

The emergency department is out of work, is it?

That's right, inform Baizhu that the weekly medical ethics exam will start immediately! ”

Tang Painting: "......"

(End of chapter)