Chapter 340: Hibernation
Chapter 340: Hibernation
Lei Lin defended this, and said that Rui'er was small. Rui'er immediately frowned, and said dissatisfiedly: "Who said I'm still young? Anyway, Rui'er doesn't allow you to drink!"
Talking angrily, Rui'er pursed her lips and said, "Uncle Lei, do you know that every time you finish drinking, how bad the smell is on your body!"
"Really, does it smell bad?"
Lei Lin said with a smile, and suddenly raised his sleeve and leaned towards Rui'er's nose, "Does it smell bad?
Rui'er screamed, hurriedly covered her nose, and ran away with a "giggle".
Lei Lin chased two steps, then stopped, and laughed: "I actually think your Uncle Lei smells bad?
Rui'er ran to the lake, grimaced at Lei Lin, and then picked up a large splash of water and splashed it at Lei Lin, and said with a "giggle" smile: "It smells bad! It's not smelling! Let you wash it well!"
Lei Lin was hit by the splash a few times, and his shirt was half wet, which aroused his childlike innocence, and he pretended to be annoyed and said, "Okay! the tiger is not powerful, you are my sick cat!"
For a moment, a burst of laughter and laughter drifted in the wind on the shore of the reed lake. And the final result is the same as before, ending with Leylin admitting defeat.
The two of them were tired, so they sat down by the lake to rest.
Rui'er was very playful, and even rolled up her trouser legs and touched the fish in the shallow waters of the lake.
Lei Lin only watched Rui'er catch fish by the lake, with a slight smile on his face.
Although the breath is hidden, mixed in this Yuxiang Town, it is no different from ordinary people. But Leylin time for a day. Almost all of them were used for cultivation. At this time. But it was a rare time for him to rest peacefully.
Before you know it, the sun is already setting in the west.
Lei Lin saw that the clothes on his body were almost dry, so he lifted the fish basket and said to Rui'er: "Rui'er, let's go home!"
"Hey, I'll come up here!"
With a promise, Rui'er happily went ashore with a few trophies she touched.
Throwing the fish in her hand into Leylin's fish basket, Rui'er carefully washed her hands and feet. That's all over. before he walked with Leylin.
Along the way, Lei Lin held the fish basket in one hand and Rui'er's hand in the other, walking forward, laughing with Rui'er from time to time, or simply telling a few small stories, which made Rui'er happy.
After walking for a while, Rui'er suddenly asked, "Uncle Lei, where are you from? Why are you lonely? Where is your family?"
Hearing Rui'er mention her relatives, Lei Lin's heart was touched, and he remembered many, many people for a while.
Thunder warfare and thunderstorm in the great wilderness. There is also Lei Tao, the thunder who fell off the cliff. There is also Lei Xiaoxiao, on the Divine Desolate Continent, Wu Xiaoxiao, and Liu Qiaoxi and Jasmine......
With a sigh in his heart, Lei Lin looked at Rui'er and said with a smile: "Hmm...... I've come from far, far away, and my loved ones are from that far, far away......"
Rui'er pouted, very dissatisfied with Lei Lin's answer, but she didn't dwell on this question, but suddenly smiled and said, "Uncle Lei, I don't think you are a few years older than me, why do you want me to call you uncle and not let me call your brother?"
Lei Lin was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Okay! It turns out that the little girl wants to grow up!"
Rui'er pouted and said, "I'm not too young anymore! Don't call me a little girl!"
Lei Lin smiled "haha", and suddenly deliberately became serious: "Women are not cute when they are old, and they are not good-looking, you really don't allow me to call you a little girl?"
"Ahh......h
Rui'er was stunned. After all, she was still young, so she didn't doubt Lei Lin's words, so she hurriedly stuck out her tongue and hurriedly said, "That'...... Forget it......"
Seeing that Rui'er was so innocent and really believed it, Lei Lin couldn't help but laugh again.
Lei Lin went to the town first, sold the big red-tailed carp he caught, bought a jar of good wine, and then walked home with Rui'er.
Approaching Rui'er's door, suddenly Lei Lin opened the wine jar, shook it a few times in the wind, and shouted: "Blind king, how is this wine?"
In a few moments, an old man with a white beard rushed out of the room, shouting, "What a strong aroma of wine!
The old man was about sixty years of age, his beard was white, his face was wrinkled, and his old robe was tattered but not dirty. He was none other than Lei Lin's neighbor, Wang Blind.
Although he is called Wang Blind, Wang Blind is not actually blind, but Lei Lin and other neighbors know that Wang Blind has no other skills, and what he is best at is pretending to be blind to tell fortunes and defraud money, so he has the nickname of Wang Blind.
The blind man saw a large jar in Lei Lin's hand for a long time, and his saliva had already come down, only to see him look at Lei Lin with a smile and say, "Yo he! Stinky boy, you are willing to bleed profusely, and you actually use money to buy such expensive wine!"
Lei Lin made his clothes look sad, shook his head and sighed, "Alas...... I can't help it...... Someone's fortune-telling and fortune-telling methods are too poor, and he can't cheat a few dollars recently, and he drinks all bad wine. In desperation, I had to do it myself!"
As soon as these words came out, Rui'er immediately laughed.
The blind man was furious, blew his beard and glared at him, and said: "Nonsense! My old immortal guides people, teaches people to turn evil into good fortune, and works tirelessly, conscientiously, and painstakingly for the sake of the common people in the world, and has presented a great year, although he has become a charlatan at that time?"
Seeing that the blind man Wang had such a serious expression, Lei Lin couldn't help but laugh and laughed with Rui'er.
The blind man snorted angrily, snatched the wine jar from Lei Lin's hand, carefully held it in his arms, and rushed into the house, not forgetting to turn around and say: "You stinky boy who often rub my good wine on weekdays, forget it, and you still have no mouth to cover! I am really angry with my old fairy! I confiscated this wine!"
Lei Lin laughed and said, "Yes, yes, old fairy, I blame you by mistake, and I will punish myself with three cups!"
Rui'er saw that the two of them were about to enter the house, and shouted with concern: "Grandpa, Uncle Lei, you should drink less for me, otherwise Rui'er will hide your wine so that you won't be able to drink it for a few days!"
Lei Lin and Wang Blind were on the same front this time, turned back together, and said in unison: "Go! Little girl, hurry up and cook!" After speaking, they strode into the house together.
Rui'er stomped a few feet in anger, made a big grimace in the direction of the two, and then walked towards the kitchen with the fish basket. After taking two steps, she couldn't help but smile sweetly on her tense face, which she deliberately pretended to be angry.
......
"Come, blind king, do it!"
Leylin raised a bowl of wine first.
The blind man was addicted to alcohol, raised the wine bowl and touched it with Lei Lin: "Yo, this time you kid dare to attack my old fairy?"
Lei Lin smiled "haha", but he shouldn't, and was just busy drinking a large bowl of wine in a few sips.
Speaking of which, Leylin is not a good drinker. But he had to disguise his identity as a monk, mingle with ordinary people, and not be too detached, so he would drink. After going back and forth, I felt that this wine was also a good thing to ease my thoughts.
And the neighbor Wang Blind is an out-and-out drunkard, as the so-called "close to Zhu is red, close to ink is black", under the influence of Wang Blind, Lei Lin also drank this wine, and the amount of alcohol is no longer under Wang Blind
After a few sips of wine, Wang Blind looked at Lei Lin, who was drinking boldly, as if he saw himself back then, and couldn't help but sigh lightly in his heart: "I like this kid very much, and after observing him over the years, he is very good in all aspects." It's a pity that I came here because I fled, otherwise I would have been able to continue my master's inheritance by accepting him as an apprentice......"
The blind man sighed and thought in his heart, and when he looked up, he couldn't help but feel distressed, and shouted wildly: "Stinky boy, do you know how to respect your elders!"
It turned out that Lei Lin drank a lot while the king was blind in a daze, and actually drank more than half of the wine jar.
Lei Lin couldn't get enough of it, and when he saw that the blind man had snatched the wine jar, he hurriedly stretched out his hands and snatched it and said, "Blind Wang, this is your own daze, you can't blame me! Let's drink the rest of the wine fairly, and whoever drinks fast should drink more! You are the rule you set!"
Now the blind man of the king had a headache.
Three years ago, Lei Lin's alcohol consumption was still far from that of Wang Blind, but under the influence of Wang Blind, it rose rapidly, and gradually surpassed Wang Blind, the "old drunkard".
The blind man never had much money in his pocket, so he never bought much wine, and after adding Lei Lin, the drunkard, the amount of alcohol he drank each time naturally decreased.
For this reason, the blind man meditated and thought of a method, saying that in the future, it depends on the individual whether he drinks more or less, and those who drink fast will drink more, and those who drink slowly will drink less. At the beginning, Wang Blind relied on himself to be a tried and tested old drunkard with rich experience, and a jar of wine often let Lei Lin drink one or two sips before he drank it all.
Later, Lei Lin Gongli slowly grew, and the speed of drinking began to catch up with the blind man. The blind man realized the crisis and began to think hard about countermeasures, but there was no better way. However, with his drinking skills for many years, he still steadily suppressed Lei Lin and was able to drink a little more.
But today, due to a momentary daze, he has suffered a big loss.
In the face of the noisy Lei Lin, the blind man Wang was helpless, shook the wine jar and said, "Stinky boy, that's all there is left!
The blind man put the wine jar on the table: "Let's play a game of chess, whoever wins will drink the rest of the wine!"
Without hesitation, Lei Lin blurted out: "Good!"
After the two made an appointment, after Rui'er cleaned up the leftovers, she immediately put an old wooden chessboard on the table and prepared to fight.
The blind man carried the wine jar and said: "Stinky boy, you guess that there are enough bowls of wine in the wine jar, and guess that you will go first." ”
As soon as Lei Lin heard this, he knew that the blind man had taken the initiative anyway, because the blind man did not explain what kind of bowl it was, and even if he asked the blind man to specify what bowl, he still lost most of the situation. (To be continued......)