Chapter 156: Monkey's Punishment

Holding the little orange cat, Gu Siwei just walked out of the courtyard gate of his aunt's house and met the old man of the Sun family.

"This cat is too small to raise" Old Man Sun saw the cat in Gu Siwei's hand, and he didn't feel a sentence.

Gu Siwei was a little stunned, and opened his mouth and said, "No, my aunt said that it was very easy to feed."

"Well, then you wait" Old Man Sun turned around and came out after a while.

Gu Siwei was a little dumbfounded, because he saw that Old Man Sun was also holding a small milk cat in his hand, which was obviously bigger than the big orange in his hand, but it was not much bigger, almost like more than ten days.

A tanuki cat, the very dishonest kind, meows in the old man's hands.

"It's just going to be fed."

"Hey, I said Sun Sanye, you are too good at, your cat can be fed, but my cat is not easy to feed?"

The aunt who heard the movement outside walked out with a smile.

Old Man Sun didn't feel embarrassed, but said with a smile: "My cat is easy to feed, but it also divides people to feed, I'm saving people's lives, oh, no, beg for a cat's life!" ”

After speaking, the old man asked Gu Siwei: "Now there are a few cats that the Ling family can still raise, and other cats are enough."

"Then I can't have so many cats, can I? I'm not a cat slave."

Only then did Gu Siwei understand that the two old cats had given birth to cat cubs, and they were worried that they couldn't send them out, but now that they met their own wronged bosses, they naturally had to force them into their own homes.

"What can I do for you, you can't throw it away, it's also a life," Old Man Sun said.

Gu Siwei was speechless: "If you can't throw it, you can give it to me?" What is the reasoning behind this?"

"Your house is big, where is enough for a cat," the aunt laughed.

Gu Siwei had no choice but to return to the ship with two cats.

On the way, someone saw Gu Siwei holding a cat, and someone wanted to send the cat, so Gu Siwei hurriedly jumped on the boat and turned upside down.

When they returned home, a group of people were a little confused when Gu Siwei caught two kittens and came back.

"Do you like cats so much?"

Hu Yanqiu looked at Gu Siwei who was washing his hands with a strange expression.

Gu Siwei said: "What, I just said hello to my aunt, and she asked me to go to her house to pick a cat, but I went out with the cat, and I met Old Man Sun again, and he stuffed a ......."

After Gu Siwei finished explaining, he spread his hands helplessly.

Hu Yanqiu smiled: "You are really good."

Hu Yanping interjected at this time and said, "What is the cat here?" ”

"What are you going to do?" Hu Yanqiu felt that his younger brother had some bad ideas again.

Hu Yanping said: "I'm talking about business, several of my classmates want to raise them at home, but they haven't found a good cat, otherwise I'll take a few back and give them one each."

"Don't make trouble, if your classmates don't want it, we will raise it ourselves" Hu Yanqiu didn't want to cause trouble.

Hu Yanping said: "This is a good thing, my classmate got a cat, and the fellows here sent the cat out again, I said sister, your consciousness is a little low, isn't it what the new youth should do in the new era to solve problems for the masses?" ”

"Yo, I didn't expect it, do you Comrade Hu still know about the new era?" Hu Yanqiu couldn't laugh or cry when he was scolded by his younger brother, and the yin and yang weirdness increased the tone in big characters.

Hu Yan said calmly: "That's nature."

Gu Siwei said: "Since you said that, when you go back tomorrow, you will bring a few back, the villagers are indeed not too easy to raise, you see that there are people you know who want to raise them to help send it, anyway, it is a good thing."

By the way, Qiao Yitong, when the time comes, see if there are a lot, if there are more, you can also bring two back."

Qiao Yi heard the same thing, and immediately said: "Master, my parents have cats at home, and I can't support them myself, but I can't raise cats."

"It's not for you, you can help me send it to Xu Congwen and Zhu Shiming's house when the time comes, one for each family, if it's less, then forget it."

Hu Yanping gave Gu Siwei inspiration.

Of course, he also knows that this is not the fundamental solution to the problem, but he can only do this step, and it is estimated that there is no such thing as neutering cats and dogs at this time.

Anyway, it doesn't matter, it can only be done for the time being.

The matter was settled, the two kittens who had just been brought back, one belonged to Sicui, and the other belonged to Hu Yanqiu, and the two sat on the steps with the kitten in their arms to play with the cat.

Hu Yanping first teased Da Mao, and then teased Xiao Ma and other monkeys, but whether it was Da Mao or a monkey, they didn't want to deal with this energetic kid.

Cats hate dogs, and they are talking about children like Hu Yanping, especially when people like them are bored, they can play for a long time with an ant.

Hu Yanping felt bored here, turned his head to look around, and found that no one noticed him, so he picked up a small pebble from the ground and held it in the palm of his hand.

Picking up the stone, he looked around again, then squinted his eyes, and aimed at the monkey on the tree with the small stone in his hand, and coincidentally aimed at the original monkey king, that is, the four horses.

Click!

With a crisp thud, the small stone flew to the door of the four horses' heads.

Hu Yanping didn't use any force, but the pebble hit the head of the four horses, which instantly annoyed the four horses.

Sima is a temperamental, even if he is not the Monkey King now, his temper is still there, and Sima is afraid of Gu Siwei, but not Hu Yanping.

If it is replaced by Sicui, then it will be fine, but how long has Hu Yanping been in contact with Gu Siwei, and how can he be stained with the smell of Gu Siwei.

The four horses received a small stone and immediately began to squeak.

Hu Yanping, the kid was still grinning, and when he saw the four horses jumping up from the branches, the monkey hand took out a black thing behind him and flew towards him.

Ha!

Bah! Bah! Bah!

Hu Yanping was a little dumbfounded, and just wanted to laugh at the monkey, who knew that people's revenge would come.

Because the things thrown by the four horses were fast and accurate, he didn't dodge when he wanted to, and he just pasted his face.

"What is this?"

Stretched out his hand and wiped it, Hu Yanping knew what was on his face, and immediately disgusted him.

"Who got on you and threw four horses? Look at the four horses your face."

Si Cui took a rough look at the whole process, and she saw it when Hu Yanping stretched out his hand to throw the four horses, but she didn't say it, she just wanted to see the four horses teach this boy who owes his hand.

Hu Yanqiu raised his head when he heard this, he originally wanted to train his younger brother, but he found that his younger brother's face was covered with monkey feces, and he wanted to step forward to help his younger brother deal with it.

As a result, as soon as I walked in, I smelled a foul smell, a particularly stinky kind, which could be said to be an unexpected smell for Hu Yanqiu.

Vomit!

Hu Yanqiu didn't hold back, he directly turned his head and spit it out, and said while spitting: "Why is monkey so stinky!" ”

Hu Yanping is about to cry now, after all, a ten-year-old child, it is really normal to have no idea about this all of a sudden.

"Sister, sister!"

"It's useless for you to call your sister, go to the canal to wash it yourself, what's the use of you calling your sister" Sicui said to Hu Yanping.

Hearing Sicui say this, Hu Yanping, who came back to his senses, immediately ran to the edge of the canal and directly inserted his head into the canal water, and immediately there was a burst of wildness.

When he waited for his head to be exposed again, the monkey feces had been washed, but the little guy now had a psychological shadow, if it wasn't for his own head, it was estimated that he would like to tear off his face and put soap on it and wash it dozens of times.

"Okay, you're almost done with your skin, and you're clean enough."

Gu Siwei saw that half of the kid's face was still red, so he brought a towel from the house to help the kid wipe it, and then put a little alabaster on his face.

"Look, it's incense!"

Vomit!

At the mention of the fragrance, Hu Yanping, this kid, also remembered the smell on his face just now, and when he thought about it, he seemed to smell the smell again, and vomited directly.

"As for it?"

Gu Siwei wanted to laugh very much, but held back.

Someone didn't hold back, who?

Hu Yanqiu, who else can I see Hu Yanqiu laughing after vomiting, still the kind that keeps laughing.

"What's so funny".

Hu Yanping was a little annoyed.

"No, no," Hu Yanqiu waved his hand while laughing.

If you want to say that it is comforting, it is still the old man Tao.

I saw him pacing slowly and methodically, and said very indifferently: "Monkey feces is actually a traditional Chinese medicine, peaceful in nature, and the more smelly it is, the better the effect."

When Hu Yanping heard this, he finally felt better.

In order to verify, Hu Yanping also deliberately asked the old man: "Really?" ”

The purpose of this question is to get a positive answer and make your heart feel better.

Who knows, Tao Yisheng, the old man, is also a promoter, and suddenly smiled: "Of course it's fake, who would use monkey feces as traditional Chinese medicine."

Hahahaha!

This time it was not only Hu Yanqiu, but even Qiao Yitong laughed heartily.

"You, you ......".

Hu Yanping finally couldn't help crying.

Gu Siwei originally wanted to coax him, but this kid was so angry that he felt upset after listening to it for a while.

So Gu Siwei walked over and kicked him on the cheek: "An old man, what are you crying for, isn't it just that you were dumped by a monkey, Han Xin has also been humiliated by stepping down."

"But it stinks".

Hu Yanping was a little embarrassed when Gu Siwei said this.

After all, it's a child, and after a while, I start to forget the smell of.

Gu Siwei couldn't help but want to roll his eyes: Isn't this nonsense, monkey, can it not stink.

Gu Siwei didn't know that the things that the monkeys had eaten in the past two days were quite miscellaneous, if they had been eating fruit until they hadn't been so smelly, the monkeys had made a little meat to eat in the past two days, and the was indeed a little smelly.

Therefore, Hu Yanqiu's sister and brother vomited that was the most normal reaction.

"I'm going to clean them up," Hu Yanping said hatefully as he looked at the monkeys in the trees.

Gu Siwei immediately said: "I advise you to forget it, you really can't clean them up, it's terrible to scratch you in a hurry, when the time comes, your whole little face is full of Taoism, and you can't even say that you have a daughter-in-law when you grow up."

After being innocent of Siwei, Hu Yanping immediately trembled in his heart: "Really? ”

"Really, you think monkeys are so big, but they're much more vicious than you, so it's best not to mess with them."

Gu Siwei said that it was the truth, the monkeys still eat the monkeys, and they still seem to like it quite a lot, although they are under the Gu Siwei sect, but the pony monkeys are still monkeys, and it is impossible to have a moral code of human society.

"Look at you are still honest, it's okay for you to tease some monkey"

"If you throw it with a stone, you lose four horses," Si Cui added.

Hu Yanping glared at Sicui, feeling that this girl was talking too much. Sicui didn't show weakness, and glared back directly, the two children were like two teasing chickens and dogs, you stare at me, I stare at you.

(End of chapter)