Chapter 159: Treasure Land?
Tao Yisheng stretched out his hand and pointed to the stone wall above his head, and said to Gu Siwei and Hu Yanqiu, who followed up.
"Oh, see no, that's the honey wine that these monkeys have stored."
Gu Siwei looked up, and muttered as he looked: "Old man, are your eyes very good, why didn't I see where I was?" ”
Gu Siwei looked at it for a while, but still didn't see the monkey wine that the old man said.
Hu Yanqiu was pleasantly surprised at this time: "Is it that, isn't it?" How do I look like a canned bottle? ”
"It's really" Tao Yisheng said with a smile: "It's indeed a canned bottle, yo, there are quite a few bottles, I think there are five or six."
Gu Siwei was a little anxious, he couldn't see it, so he stood on tiptoe and stretched his head to look at the top of his head, and asked while looking: Where, where!
"You're not going to gang up to fool me, are you? Why didn't I see it? Gu Siwei is now a little suspicious that these two people are playing with themselves together, why do they see it and can't see it?
Hu Yanqiu said: "You are stupid, I will look at you!" ”
As he spoke, he came to Gu Siwei's side and stretched out his hand to the place where the monkey was drinking. Gu Siwei had no choice but to squat down slightly, adapt to Hu Yanqiu's height, and make his sight level with her, and then look in the direction of her finger.
"See?"
"Nope!"
Hu Yanqiu was a little speechless, and complained: "You have a bad brain, why don't you even have good eyes now?" ”
Now Gu Siwei really saw it, but unfortunately he didn't look for shortcomings in himself, and he was stunned to push this matter onto the monkeys: "These monkeys, using canned bottles and canned bottles, why are they still smearing mud on the bottles."
On the stone wall, that is, on the top of the stone cave, there are some cracks in the very high places, and there are some messy things in these cracks, among which there are canned bottles left over from the cans eaten by Gu Siwei feeding the monkeys and Da Mao, it is really not easy to see if you don't pay attention, because the light in the stone room is dark, and there is mud at the mouth of the jar bottle.
Tao Yisheng explained: "This is what the monkeys used to seal the bottle, and inside is the monkey wine, that is, the honey wine made by the monkeys themselves."
"Don't talk nonsense, monkeys can make wine?" Gu Siwei was a little unconvinced: "It must be the monkey's honey stuff, if they can make wine, maybe one day they will be able to use the computer."
"What is a computer?"
Tao Yisheng didn't know about this thing.
Hu Yanqiu didn't know either, and also asked.
"It's a fun thing," Gu Siwei said casually.
The two of them didn't care, because from time to time Gu Siwei would come to talk nonsense, and everyone was used to it.
Tao Yisheng continued: "You always underestimate these creatures in nature, in fact, they are far smarter than you think, this monkey can make honey wine is one of them, but not all monkeys can, I think it may be unintentional, the monkeys store the excess honey, I don't know how the honey enters the water, and after fermentation, it becomes honey wine, and the monkeys will know that this can be made into honey wine in the future."
Gu Siwei didn't care if the monkeys intentionally made honey into wine, he was now concerned about other questions: "Is this honey wine delicious?" ”
Tao Yisheng shook his head: "It's not delicious, you know it yourself, where can the wine made by monkeys be delicious?" ”
Gu Siwei was so frightened by the old man's vernacular that he almost rolled his eyes: "Then aren't you happy in vain, good honey has become a bad honey wine, you are still happy, do you have a hole in your brain?"
"You kid knows a fart! Monkey wine is not good, but it is an extremely precious medicinal material, no less than ginseng and deer antlers, forget it, tell you this to play the piano to the cow, to the cow to play the piano! ”
Tao Yisheng felt that if he continued to talk to Gu Siwei, he couldn't help but kick this guy.
"No matter how precious it is, what does it have to do with you?" Gu Siwei asked rhetorically.
Well!?
Tao Yisheng didn't understand why Gu Siwei said that.
Gu Siwei stretched out his hand and drew a circle around and said: "Here, on this mountain, don't say it's panting, even if it's not panting, it's surnamed Gu, this monkey wine doesn't care if it's medicine or not, it has nothing to do with you, right?" ”
Tao Yisheng understood, and the old man couldn't help laughing: "You little picker, do you think I want this thing from you?" ”
"It's hard to say, especially those of you who seem to be loyal old men, but in fact, you have a belly full of ghost thoughts" Gu Siwei looked at Tao Yisheng and said.
Tao Yisheng couldn't be happier, and stretched out his hand and nodded at Gu Siwei: "You, you, you are still talking about others with a ghost in your stomach, this thing is useless to me, how old am I, but this thing is very useful to you."
"What's the use? My body is much better, what good can I eat? ”
Gu Siwei looked disdainful: We have a space protector, the fart wine brewed by these monkeys has a hairy use, and then there is a spring water that can be used in the space? I still don't believe it.
"Young man, don't say it so absolutely" Tao Yisheng looked at Gu Siwei and looked up and down: "Don't look at you as strong as an ox now, but after you are thirty-five years old, when you face your daughter-in-law, you will know what it means to have more than enough heart but not enough strength."
"Old man, I feel that you mean something, it's not a very healthy direction, but I don't have evidence" Gu Siwei understood it, and the old man pointed to his dignity as a man.
Tao Yisheng was very proud: "I have Fangzi, do you want to learn?" ”
"My son, why do you have everything, you Taoist priests are really enough, don't you worship God every day, how can you study these nonsense things all day long, it's not a thing" Gu Siwei laughed.
Hu Yanqiu finally figured out what the two of them said at this time, smacked lightly, and scolded him for being improper, but he was reluctant to move, and listened to the two of them continue to pull down.
Who knew that Tao Yisheng's conversation changed and he talked about other things.
"Siwei, you kid is really lucky, there is a fairy cave here," Tao Yi praised.
Gu Siwei thought for a while, and said with a smile: "The natural refrigerator is almost the same, the Immortal Cave Mansion is a little far away, far from being as magnificent as the Water Curtain Cave, and not as wonderful as the Pansi Cave, not a little bit worse."
As soon as Hu Yanqiu heard the wonderful little goblin, he couldn't help but glance at Gu Siwei, and at the same time his legs and stomach twitched, it seemed that he wanted to kick someone a little at the moment, and it was difficult to say who to kick, it was estimated that it was unlikely to be Tao Yisheng.
Tao Yisheng said: "What do you know, the two you said are stories, this is a good place to be serious."
"Good place? Why don't you want to stay here permanently? In a few years, you'll have arthritis, okay place? Gu Siwei pouted: "Old man, you don't know any medical knowledge."
"If you really let me live in, then I will be polite to agree, wait for a year and a half, or according to the time you said, as long as I have arthritis, then I will give you everything I have hidden now, how about it?"
Tao Yisheng actually compared with Gu Siwei here.
Gu Siwei wouldn't compare himself with him, and opened his mouth and smiled: "At your age, why are you still so competitive?" If you have time to learn from the old man Zheng Youcai, you can take an apprentice and live a good life."
"His apprentice".
Tao Yisheng shook his head, obviously disgusted that Liu Dezhu's IQ was not enough.
"There are no smart people?" Gu Siwei said with a smile.
Tao Yisheng said: "There are many smart people, but there are very few who are smart and not mistaken by smartness.
"So, I'm pretty good."
When he said this, Gu Siwei was a little complacent.
"Your qualifications are acceptable, the main reason is that you are not the kind of violent and narrow-minded person, and if you learn the skills, you are at most an idle cloud and wild crane, and you will not hurt people, so you can barely be regarded as a good candidate," Tao Yisheng said.
Gu Siwei was not interested in learning anything from him, so he smiled and said: "A good candidate won't choose you, my life is quite satisfied now, there is no need to make trouble for myself."
Tao Yisheng said again: "Well, I know, life is such an inch, I don't want to teach what I want to teach, and I don't want to teach what I want to learn, but it's okay, my old bones are estimated to live for twenty years, and I can find it slowly."
Just as he was pulling, Da Mao came in, and a group of monkeys hung far behind, squeaking at Da Mao.
"Da Mao can be regarded as taking advantage," Tao Yisheng said with a smile.
Gu Siwei saw Da Mao coming in, and went up directly with a kick, the foot was not heavy, but he understood and told Da Mao three words: Get out!
Da Mao doesn't want to go out, and the bear's preference for honey is engraved in his bones.
But Da Mao is more afraid of Gu Siwei, because this guy is really fighting, and it has not yet fought back, since the last time he met the drunk Gu Siwei, he was beaten to death and couldn't be beaten, Da Mao beat the bottom of his heart is Gu Siwei, this kind of scare is like a mouse seeing a cat, a goat meeting a tiger, imprinted in the genes.
"This place also has a wonderful use" Tao Yisheng looked at it, stretched out his hand and touched the stone wall, and found that there was not too much moisture on it, so he opened his mouth and said again.
"Do you see what to say in one sitting? Always sell off, it seems that you are educated? Gu Siwei said.
Tao Yisheng ignored him and said directly: "This is a good place to pickle vegetables."
Hearing the old man say this, Gu Siwei almost tripped his left foot and fell on his right foot: "I've been waiting for a long time, and you just told me that this place is suitable for pickles?" ”
"Isn't it good, my ancestors have had the ability to make a living for generations, even if it is a mountain of gold and silver, how can it be compared?" Tao Yisheng didn't look at Gu Siwei, and said to himself.
People didn't care about themselves, so Gu Siwei began to look for steps: "Don't say it, I really have plans to pickle pickles, but will it be too early now, wait for the weather to be cold before pickling?" ”
"You can pickle them all year round, and as long as you take the right steps, the pickles will be full of flavor," Tao Yisheng said.
"Are you so sure?" Hu Yanqiu interjected at this time and asked.
Tao Yisheng smiled at Hu Yanqiu and said: "That's natural, we used to have a place like this in our view, but now it's destroyed, if you want to learn, I'll teach you how?" ”
Gu Siwei just wanted to say that you don't believe the old man's nonsense, but he heard Hu Yanqiu nod and respond: "I want to learn, thank you Uncle Tao."
"Okay, good, you're smarter than Gu Siwei's cowardly boy," Tao Yisheng said happily.
Gu Siwei rolled his eyes after hearing this.
(End of chapter)