Chapter 14 All employees are mentally retarded
Summer nights in Jiangcheng are rarely boring, and the sea breeze will climb ashore along the coastline, sweeping away all the stickiness between the tall buildings.
Looking out the window, Gu Baozhu felt that this kind of life was also very good, this kind of peaceful, monotonous, and no fighting......
She subconsciously glanced at the living room, and her pupils suddenly narrowed.
Gu Yuan was holding a hair sticker to remove hair from her clothes, thinking that since she went to work in a cat café, Gu Yuan had the habit of sticking off cat hair in advance before laundry.
But she didn't go to the cat café today!
In other words, she didn't have any cat hair on half of her clothes......
Daddy! I really can't let my guard down for a moment.
I saw Gu Yuan hesitate for a moment, and then looked in the direction of Gu Baozhu's room, so frightened that Gu Baozhu immediately shrank his head and avoided his gaze.
What to do, what to do......
With Gu Yuan's character, he shouldn't ask questions like "Why don't you have cat hair on your clothes", but he will start to doubt himself, and maybe he will go to the cat café to check it out in person......
Gu Baozhu hugged his head, it seemed that there was only one way.
"Store manager, can I go to work tomorrow?" Gu Baozhu sent a text message to the manager of the cat café.
"Okay, are you well?"
"Uh-huh, thank you for your concern."
After solving this problem, Gu Baozhu finally began to prepare for bed, and the sound of the door opening and Gu Yuan's intermittent voice admonishing Gu Ping sounded outside the house again.
Gu Yuan is really not tired...... To some extent, this greatly relieved Gu Baozhu's anxiety and made her feel a little comfortable.
The next day.
"It's not online, so I guess I've already formed a team." Wu Ming analyzed calmly, but the expression on his face was not calm, and he was even a little painful.
"No way, who made the nurse so perverted." Gu Ping's expression was a little solemn.
"You know what! Today's young people talk like that! Lu Xuexin shouted a little discouraged.
Bayun: "......"
He has always been a real man who speaks by action, so he can only do what he can at this time.
When Gu Baozhu went online later, he happened to see the news from [Jiangcheng Long Aotian].
[Jiangcheng Long Aotian]: If you are a man, you will promise me
“……”
Gu Baozhu watched his beautiful avatar update at a rate of changing every three seconds, and couldn't help but look at it for several minutes.
This is really talent......
Those who know think it's a slide, and those who don't know think it's a kaleidoscope reincarnation!
This hand speed can indeed be called a very qualified e-sports player, and it completely dispelled Gu Baozhu's only remaining idea of teaming up.
I'm sorry, but perverts and I really don't have a common language...... Gu Baozhu regretted that Long Aotian had been blacked out.
"it!" Ba Yun suddenly spoke, startling the other three.
"Block me," he said with some innocence.
"And me," Lu Xuexin said in frustration.
"What did you all do!" Gu Ping scolded angrily, hurriedly clicked on his chat interface, and wrote in the chat box [There may be some misunderstanding in the middle......]
Before he finished writing, he found that the chat interface was "snapping" and he was blocked.
Everyone looked at Wu Ming.
He waved his hand and said with some difficulty: "I was blocked earlier than my wet nurse." ”
"Brother," Lu Xuexin comforted him with some amusement, "I have already advised you not to pretend to be B, why are you dragging so many poems." ”
“6”
"......" is silent, and it is the four brothers of today's e-sports.
Family.
Gu Ping rarely went home early and caught up with the Gu family's dinner.
It's just that I don't know why, the air pressure is very low, and when I see people, I choke, and when I meet people, I feel like mosquitoes will be stepped on by him when they fly over.
"Neurotic!" Gu An, who was choked, couldn't help but scold.
"That's better than you, licking a dog, going around a girl, and being a nymphomaniac all day long." Gu Ping seemed to have turned on the taunt buff, and once again accurately hit Gu An's pain point.
"Hmph," Gu An sneered, "that's better than you, a mad dog who bites people when he sees them." ”
The twins used to be noisy, but today they are particularly noisy. In order to let the two end early, everyone in the Gu family tacitly chose a bystander method without saying a word.
The two of them attacked each other word by word, sometimes ridiculing and ridiculing in various forms, from appearance, height, dressing style, to hobbies, life style, but Gu An was of high quality, and was severely pressed by Gu Ping, who was superior in skills and had more swear reserves.
The quarrel ended with Gu An slamming the door shut, and Gu Ping, a mad dog who had always been shameless, won a big victory.
Tut-tut...... Gu Baozhu felt that the communication between the love brains was really interesting, and the funniness was no less than that of Gu Lan's monk. Before the smile on her lips fell, she felt Gu Ping's gaze.
The smile on Gu Baozhu's face was directly distorted into a flattering smile: "Fourth brother, don't be too angry. ”
"Shut up your ......"
Before he finished speaking, Gu Ping received a call.
Because he and Gu An shared a bedroom, it was not good to go back directly after the quarrel just now, so he had to go to the kitchen to answer.
"Is it useful to talk on the trumpet?"
"Anyone can do it, don't let Ba Yunfa 6 no 6, Wu Ming don't write poetry, you'd better talk normally......" Speaking of this, Gu Ping suddenly paused, and then warned everyone.
"Don't give me a trumpet to find someone, let me talk!"
"......" Gu Baozhu stared directly at the transformed girl Xiaoberry in the TV, but her heart continued to send a cry of sleep.
What is it?! Eating melons and eating yourself?
Sure enough, I'm still a child, and I'm so fascinated by watching cartoons.
Gu Yuan rubbed Gu Baozhu's heart, and said gently: "Your fourth brother is angry, so his speech is a little ugly, don't be like him." ”
...... "You still hate me and "like" the fourth brother more.
Gu Baozhu nodded very obediently, "Well, I won't." ”
"Baozhu is a good boy," Gu Yuan's eyes deepened a little, gently brushed a few strands of hair flying up from her ears behind her ears, and asked somewhat casually: "The owner of the cat café seems to know that child named Cui Hu, did he contact you later?" ”
“……!”
When to go to a cat café? Why didn't she know? Why did you still meet the owner of the cat café......
Gu Baozhu couldn't hear Gu Ping's conversation at all, and her mind was now full of crazy criticism.
So desperate...... Mary Sue's world should be full of intellectual disabilities, just like Gu An and Gu Ping, why should there be a love brain with brains......