Chapter 184: Martial Arts
Li Weijian's house is on the west side of the second courtyard.
ββ¦β¦ Reach out and touch my sister's little nose needle,
Burning gas to the outer hermitage,
Reach out and touch my sister's little mouth,
The baby's eyes smiled slightly......
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The hall was staggered, Xue Pan, Jia Rong, and Jia Qiang each took a fan and let loose the wreckage. There are also actors babbling and singing little songs in front of the wine table.
Jia Rong's face was flushed, and at this time, she peeled off her sister's embroidered shoes, sniffed twice, and then held them in her hands and played with them, which made her itch and giggle.
Jia Qiang was still a little clear, and couldn't help but say: "Uncle Pan, the housekeeper of the Li family has come once, if he comes again, I'm afraid it won't be so easy to talk to." β
Xue Pan picked up a piece of meat and threw it into his mouth, and said indifferently: "I'm playing naughty at home, what does it have to do with him?" Don't worry about him, you are afraid of him being thrifty, but I, Xue Wenlong, am not afraid! β
Jia Rong on the side also said: "Brother Qiang is very careful, his surname Li is in charge of the heavens and the earth, can he still manage our shit and fart?" Come, come, and drink! β
Xue Pan patted the case and said: "That's right, just play stubbornly today, what do you do with him?" β
He hated and feared Li Weijian in his heart, and he wished that Li Weijian would not be happy. And I was ordered by my sister before, because I had no scruples.
When I was pushing the cup and changing the lamp, I suddenly heard a long 'boom' outside.
"What's going on?"
Xue Pan hurriedly called the servants to inquire, and the little guy said: "Uncle, it was the Li family who was fiddling with the sky monkey in the garden, and the sky monkey looked not small, and it jumped up more than 100 zhang before falling." β
Jia Rong suddenly said happily: "Uncle Pan, you can also buy some double cannons when you go back, and release them in the middle of the night, so that the surname Li is in a hurry with you!" β
"Makes sense." Xue Pan was struggling to find trouble with Li Weijian, and he couldn't completely offend him, Jia Rong's idea was right in his mind.
While thinking about it, there was a long 'boom' outside.
The three of them knew that they were monkeys, but they didn't care about it at the moment, they only cared about Gao Le. After a while, I heard a crisp click, and then a black stick fell from the roof, only a foot away from Xue Pan's head.
The stick fell to the ground, and white smoke was still emitting from it.
Jia Qiang was smart, blinked, gave up her powder and ran: "Run, this thing is going to explode!" β
Hulala...... It's a commotionβ
There was a sudden chaos in the hall, Jia Rong ran out with a roll, and one of them knocked down the table. A few fans and singing small songs howled, Xue Pan realized it later, but he ran in the head with his strength.
It's been a long time, and it's not exploded. Xue Pan hurriedly sent the little guy to check, and the little guy trembled and looked inside for a long time, and came back and said happily: "Uncle, it seems to be a stink bomb!" β
Xue Pan was annoyed and scolded: "Grandma! Where is the use of monkeys to smash people? Let's go with me to find the person surnamed Li! β
Looking for Li Weijian? Jia Rong and Jia Qiang's arms and legs have only been better for a few months, how dare they? And some time ago, there were rumors that Jia Rui collided with Li Kun, which provoked Li Weijian to make a move, and designed Jia Rui to death.
Just helping to find a few green skins to break his arms and legs, if he continues to provoke, then Jia Ruike is a lesson from the past.
There is a way that the soft is afraid of the hard, and the hard is afraid of the horizontal, which will be in the hearts of the two, Li Weijian is vicious and ruthless, just like his teacher Yan Xiyao. Where do you dare to provoke such a character?
Immediately, the two of them woke up halfway from drinking, and hurriedly stopped Xue Pan, who was dying.
"Forget it, I'm afraid that the fourth uncle is also unintentional."
"Yes, yes, but two tiles are broken, Uncle Pan should not make a fuss."
"Guysβ"
Xue Pan was about to speak, when suddenly a servant came running and said, "Uncle, there are two Li family's guards outside, saying that the Raushzi rocket has dropped our family, so let our family return it quickly, it is an object in the inner house." β
"Huh?" Xue Pan blinked and was angry: "That thing is so hanging and smashing me!" β
The servant cried and laughed: "People said that it was used by the inner government for experiments, and if something happened, the inner government would bear it." Uncle, hurry up and return the object, the two nursing homes can say, if the object is lost, we will be convicted of leaking the military aircraft. β
"I-"
Seeing that Xue Pan was about to have a seizure, Jia Rong and Jia Qiang stepped forward to stop them, and the other ran into the hall with a smoke, picked up the rocket and ran.
Obediently returned the rocket without saying anything, turned around and said that it was not early, and the two hurriedly said goodbye.
Xue Pan stayed at home alone and was angry for a long time, and after an hour, he saw that the big sky monkey was still jumping up from time to time, and he suddenly lost his heart. Fang is lucky, if he comes back again, he accidentally smashes his head, then he Xue Pan will be finished?
That Li Weijian is worthy of the name of the inner government, but he is afraid that he will lose money at most if he is stoned to death. Who is he? Xue Pan of the Xue family in Jinling, when did he miss the silver money? It's not worth taking your life for a little silver!
The more I think about it, the more scared I become, where does Xue Pan dare to stay any longer? Immediately left in a hurry, and the Xue family still had a house in Beijing.
But it was said that Xue Pan had just left the house, and he was about to return to the place on horseback, when he suddenly heard a 'boom-' explosion. The jujube red horse under his crotch raised his front hooves and flipped the unprepared Xue Pan to the ground.
Xue Pan covered his buttocks, and turned his head to see a mushroom cloud rising from the garden next to the Li family. Xue Pan was suddenly shocked and his back was full of cold sweat!
The Sky Monkey was going to blow up in the end, and the previous ones may have gone wrong, but now they really blew up...... The sky monkey is not small, but this explosion is really exaggerated, it looks like he is afraid that he will hide in the house, and even the house can be blown up!
Li Weijian is really ruthless, if he is given a beating, where is his life?
Xue Pan hurriedly got up, didn't care about looking for Li Weijian's trouble, and didn't bother to appease the startled horse, so he ran away: "Hurry up, go quickly, if it's too late, the one surnamed Li will definitely blow up with the Sky Monkey!" β
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side garden.
Li Weijian poked his head out from behind the wall and looked ahead, but it was full of smoke and dust, and he couldn't see anything.
"Let's go over and see if there's anything wrong with the people!"
The Ding brothers were about to run out, and they had only run two steps when they heard someone shouting at their feet: "Step on my hand!" β
The two brothers hurriedly stopped, and bent down to see a man lying on the ground. Wu Haining was really miserable, the jacket behind him was beaten to tatters by mud and gravel, not to mention, and there was a layer of soil buried on his body.
The Ding brothers hurriedly pulled the person up and examined it carefully, and then they were relieved.
"Master, Brother Wu is fine, it's just a broken skin."
Li Weijian came over and scolded: "Let you run quickly, and die slowly!" β
Wu Haining cried: "Isn't it a monkey? I didn't expect it to blow up! β
Li Weijian was too lazy to care about it, and when the smoke and dust were almost gone, he saw an additional pit half a foot deep and two feet square.
Black powder isn't that powerful, but what it means is that it's up to TNT, right?
Li Weijian was touching his chin and thinking, turning his head, Fu Qiufang led a few maids, and even Wu Haiping took Wu Zhong and Qian Xue, and everyone in the Li family found the garden in one go.
Fu Qiufang walked closer with a bluffed face, and saw that Li Weijian was unharmed, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately said sharply: "Master, why did it blow up?" β
Qingwen frowned and said, "Fourth Master, how can you fiddle with such a thing at home?" β
Hongyu and Xiangling also came to help, but Xiuying squatted down and looked at the deep pit and was speechless.
Li Weijian was annoyed for a while, and bluntly said that he would never fiddle at home again in the future, which appeased the women.
At this time, Wu Haiping went and returned, and said with a strange face: "Master, don't say it's aunts and girls, I'm afraid that the person surnamed Xue is also afraid, so I took the horse and ran away in embarrassment, and I probably didn't dare to come back." β
Li Weijian scratched his head and said, "Okay, it's a bit of a surprise." β
After a short time, the officials of the Shuntian Mansion came to inquire about the door, and Li Weijian sent Wu Haiping to say that it was a business trip made by the Inner Government, so it was a cover-up; After another half of the hour, even the envoy who patrolled the city came to deliver the post.
This new city patrol imperial history is not Zhan Chong, Li Weijian did not dare to excuse himself, so he hurriedly invited people to come in and explained with tea.
As a result, the guy didn't care about the situation at all, and arched his hand: "Lord Li, no matter what happened, it will definitely disturb the imperial city." This official will definitely be impeached in the future, and he also asked Lord Li to make plans in advance. Leave! β
Li Weijian smiled and said: "It's easy to say, this official will return home tomorrow to participate in the book, and leave it to defend himself." β
The Imperial Historian who patrolled the city bowed slightly, got up and hurried away.
Back in the back house, Fu Qiufang was worried again, but Li Weijian said disapprerovitically: "You don't understand this outside matter, sometimes you are impeached, but it's a good thing." β
Fu Qiufang wondered in her heart, but since Li Weijian said so, then she couldn't say more.
In the turn of the day, the imperial history of the city patrol was indeed impeached. This matter is not big or small, and the movement naturally spread to the imperial city. After asking the superintendent of the imperial history, Emperor Zhenghe set a penalty of three months.
Just after going to the court, King Zhongyong hurriedly ran to Li Weijian's house.
Knowing that King Zhongyong was visiting, Li Weijian did not dare to slack off, and hurriedly greeted the general. Before meeting the salute, King Zhongyong said impatiently: "Li Fusheng, what did you make to make such a big disturbance?" β
Facing the hopeful gaze of King Zhongyong, Li Weijian pretended to be aggrieved and said, "What else did the prince say...... Last time, the prince said that the military weapon was built and counted as a military merit, and the lower officials thought day and night, and tried it in the garden yesterday, who expected that the power would be too great......"
"Less verbose!"
"Hey, to put it shortly, Xia Guan has made a new explosive, which is very powerful; He also developed a weapon that could be used at least a thousand paces away, according to a rough estimate. β
King Zhongyong's eyes widened: "Really? Take this king and see it! β
"Lord Wang, please."
Li Weijian led King Zhongyong and his party into the side garden, and moved two rockets from the servant's room vacated in the north.
King Zhongyong took it and felt that the weight was not small, with a cone in front and four tail wings riveted in the back. After watching for a while, he said, "This is it?" β
"Exactly. Xia Guan Shang heard the prince mention that the most difficult thing in the expedition to the Western Regions was the inconvenience of supply, but he was afraid that he would not be able to carry too many artillery. Xia Guan thought, why not combine the cannonball and the cannon in one place, wouldn't it be convenient? Thinking of the Sky Monkey, Xia Guan tried to make a large Sky Monkey......"
King Zhongyong said impatiently: "Don't say it, don't say it, quickly put one and let this king take a look." β
Li Weijian arched his hand and said: "Lord Wang, there is only propellant in this, and the subordinate officials dare not load explosives in front." β
Yes, this is an inner city, not far from the Imperial City. If this falls into the imperial city and is blown up, Li Weijian will not be able to be protected by King Zhongyong.
King Zhongyong hurriedly said: "Bring something, let's go out of the city and have a try!" β
Without further ado, Li Weijian brought all the remaining rockets, and also brought a bag of newly prepared nitrate sugar explosives, and drove out of the city with King Zhongyong.
Looking for a remote place, Li Weijian observed the wind direction again, used a few wooden shelves as supports, and connected the warhead with a lead in front of him.
King Zhongyong and Li Weijian hid a mile away, and King Zhongyong held a single-pass telescope in his hand and looked carefully. When the fuse burns out, I hear a 'boom', and the rocket takes off!
dragged the white smoke in an arc in mid-air, and smashed it three or four miles away. After a while, the rocket landed, and King Zhongyong put away the telescope and said: "Far away, it's far away, but this power can kill people?" What does this king thinkβ"
Halfway through his words, a burst of fire and smoke suddenly rose in the distance, and the King of Loyalty and Courage stopped talking, and only then did he hear a 'boom' explosion.
Dashun had a flowering bomb early in the morning, which was the same as Li Weijian's rocket, which was also delayed exploding. Not to mention the poor power, the gunpowder must be halved when fired, otherwise it will have to be blown up. Not to mention the pitifully low excitation rate, it really outweighs the loss, because Dashun only uses flowering bombs in rare times now.
Seeing that King Zhongyong didn't move for a long time, Li Weijian hurriedly leaned over and said, "Lord? β
"Well, order another one and see."
The one that was put just now was a large one, and Li Weijian ordered it again, Wu Haiping was afraid of being blown up, so he ordered a small one this time.
Xu was left short of this lead, and when it flew out two miles away, it was about to fall to the ground, and the rocket exploded in the air.
King Zhongyong clasped his palms together and praised: "When the battle is about to begin, one hundred and ten rounds will pass, and it is expected that the Junggar thieves will be out of proportion, and this king will send a horse team to take advantage of the situation to cover up and kill, and he will definitely do his best!" β
There was a chorus of echoes all around, but Liang Langzhong was worried: "Lord Li, this thing ...... I'm afraid that there will be a lot of saltpeter, right? β
"Not only saltpeter, but also frosting."
Li Weijian originally said it, which immediately caused King Zhongyong to frown. Although this thing is powerful, it can also be expensive, and a 'Sky Monkey' is worth half an hour!
And look at the flickering of the square, I'm afraid that this thing can't hit too accurately.
King Zhongyong touched his chin and said, "It seems that this thing can only be regarded as a miracle soldier...... Resurrection, unknown name for this thing? β
Li Weijian suddenly said: "East wind." β
"Dongfeng?" The loyal and brave king was happy: "Dongfeng doesn't have to be with Zhou Lang and Tong Que Chun to lock Er Qiao? Haha, good name! β
(End of chapter)