021 Hu Hui returned to Beijing to ask for the king's title

Hu Hu was stunned for a long time before he spoke: "Your Highness Mingjian, this kind of thing about gathering the main force of the Ming army in Nanjing, what the old minister said is not counted. Now that the situation is critical, please ask Your Highness to return to Beijing first.

As for the major military affairs, they still need to be discussed by the court, and it is not something that you and I can decide in a few words here. ”

"Okay, no problem, I can go back to Beijing first to serve as a prisoner."

Hu Hu was stunned again when he heard this, so he agreed? The wind became too fast.

Without waiting for Hu Hu to speak, Zhu Qiyu took out an inscription book from his pocket and handed it to Hu Hu with a serious face.

Hu Huqi said: "Your Highness, what is this?" ”

Zhu Qiyu said with a smile: "Because Xiao Wang wants to play official business, this is Xiao Wang's inscription, please submit it to the Queen Mother on behalf of Lao Shangshu." Of course, this also has something to do with Lao Shangshu, you can also take a look. ”

When Hu Hu heard Zhu Qiyu say this, he hurriedly opened the question book and looked at it carefully, only to see that there were 300 words sprinkled on it, and the content was as follows:

"The minister Zhu Qiyu played the queen mother, from the beginning of Taizu's sealing of the sons as kings, to the end of the emperor's brother and vassals as kings, I have a total of seven out of thirty feudal princes of the Ming Dynasty.

However, among the kings and kings, the most beautiful ones are Qin, Jin, Zhou, Chu, Han, and Zhao. The next class are Zheng, Yue, Wei, Liang, Xu, and Huai.

And the ministers are all over the kings, and those who are the lowest to the lowest, are not the ministers of the kings. And throughout the ages, there is only one servant king, and he is really a well-deserved miscellaneous prince.

There are villains in this court, and there are traitors in the Ministry of Rites. The emperor's brother loves his ministers, and his flesh and blood are close to him, this must be the traitorous villain who provokes the brotherhood between the royal brother and the minister, and destroys the tradition of attaching importance to the friendship between relatives since the founding of the Ming Dynasty.

If it is a peaceful season, the minister does not dare to play this trivial matter, but now the court is changing, and the Ming Dynasty is in danger. Hundreds of officials insisted on asking Weichen to supervise the country, but the ministers thought that there was no precedent for miscellaneous princes to supervise the country since ancient times and today.

Therefore, the minister asked the queen to abandon the ministers, set things right, and Jin Feng Weichen was the king of Qi, so that the country belonged to Qi.

Minister Zhu Qiyu bowed his head and bowed. ”

After reading this question book, Hu Hu was so angry that he trembled, Zhu Qiyu was very bluntly saying that he was a minister in the Ministry of Rites, so he almost named his surname.

"You, you, you, why does Your Highness say this?"

Zhu Qiyu said sarcastically: "Old Shangshu, you touched your conscience and said, have I wronged you?" Did you negotiate my royal name with your royal brother? Is the king the most rubbish? ”

Hu Hu was so choked that he couldn't speak, after all, he couldn't tell the truth, and told Zhu Qiyu that this was the orthodox emperor deliberately wearing small shoes for him.

Zhu Qiyu watched Hu Hu being speechless, and his heart was happy. If Zhu Qiyu is not obsessed with promoting the king's title, it is because he knows more than Hu Hu, who has been a secretary of the Ministry of Rites for decades.

Yes, that's right, I just know more than Hu Hui. Because Hu Hu didn't know that there was a Ming emperor named Jiajing in later generations, and Zhu Qiyu knew.

Jiajing was the successor of the vassal king, and as soon as he entered Beijing, he set off a big ceremony, and he had to posthumously recognize his dead father as the emperor.

For Zhu Qiyu, copying Jiajing's homework directly is over: if he can't posthumously recognize his own father as the emperor, then he will be promoted to the king's title, and take the opportunity to force the civil and military ministers in the court, as well as the queen mother.

To put it bluntly, this is actually a ridiculous reduced version of the variant of referring to the deer as the horse.

Hu Hu was stunned for a long time, then silently put away Zhu Qiyu's inscription, and replied helplessly: "The old minister will present this book to the Queen Mother." ”

Hu Hu gave up and didn't want to entangle anymore, after all, he really took a loss: even if he casually grabbed any scholar on the street and asked, this person would only say that King Qi was a good title, and King Yu was a garbage title. There is absolutely no possibility of a second answer.

Zhu Qiyu saw that Hu Hu was like a frosty eggplant, much more honest, so he smiled and instructed: "Xiao Wang is now on the way south to recuperate at the behest of the Queen Mother. If you want to return to Beijing, you still need to have a clear edict from the Queen Mother to appoint Xiao Wang as the prison of the country. ”

Hu Hui thought for a while, and then replied: "This back and forth is several days, and the situation is urgent, so there is no delay." You see if this will work: the minister is now back to the capital and plays the queen mother. His Royal Highness also set off as soon as possible, and when His Royal Highness arrived outside Beijing, the minister handed over to His Royal Highness the decree of the Queen Mother to appoint His Royal Highness as the prisoner of the country. What do you think is good? ”

"Good, Mr. Cheng, send me the old book."

When Hu Hu heard this, he arched his hand and went with a gloomy face.

Zhu Qiyu won for a while, and then returned to the backyard attic with a smile.

As soon as I entered the door, the first floor was crowded with beautiful women.

Zhu Qiyu smiled: "What are you doing here, are you going to wait in line to sleep?" I'm sorry, I'm sorry, there are so many beauties, and I can't stand it for a night. ”

When Lin Xiangyu heard this, she shot back with a smile: "You are so beautiful, why doesn't Your Highness go to heaven." Come and let the slave wait to wash your hands and faces, we have something to do. “

Without waiting for Zhu Qiyu to speak again, he was pulled by Lin Xiangyu to wash his hands and clean his face, and Xiao Lingxi on the side took another spice and smoked it around Zhu Qiyu.

Zhu Qiyu was fiddled with with an inexplicable face. Just as he was about to ask, he heard Lin Xiangyu smile and say, "Your Highness, please sit down, we slaves haven't kowtowed to our masters yet." Now that the people have been gathered, they have given His Highness three kneels and nine knocks, and since then the status of master and slave has been officially determined. ”

Zhu Qiyu hurriedly gave in: "No need, since we have a fate, get together, and have the opportunity to support each other and help each other in the same boat, then I will treat you sincerely."

Usually I just pay lip service to you, but I don't really treat you as my slave in my heart. ”

Lin Xiangyu dragged Zhu Qiyu to the upper seat, and said with a smile: "This is not up to Your Highness, even if you don't want to be the master, we have to sit on the status of slaves." ”

So Zhu Qiyu was dragged and pressed on the chair, Lin Xiangyu knelt at Zhu Qiyu's feet at the moment, and Xiao Lingxi, Wang Qianxue, and Yu Suxi knelt in a row behind Lin Xiangyu. Each of these four people had four personal maids, a total of sixteen people, and they knelt behind Xiao Lingxi.

Lin Xiangyu led the crowd to shout: "The slave family greets the master", and then bowed three times and bowed nine times.

Zhu Qiyu watched the twenty beauties prostrate at his feet, his eyebrows lowered and his eyes were pleasing to his eyes, and he called himself the master. Suddenly, I felt like I was about to fly.

The scene in front of him was too beautiful, and it brought Zhu Qiyu great spiritual enjoyment.

Zhu Qiyu only felt that this was more useful than enjoying the body of a beauty. So he smiled and said: "You crawl under the widow's feet for a while, this is really the most joy in the world, and the widow should enjoy it for a while." ”

The women replied together, "Yes, master." ”

When Zhu Qiyu heard this, he became even more fluttering. After enjoying it for a long time, he personally got up and helped Lin Xiangyu up, and apologized directly: "I have wronged the princess, I have wronged the princess, get up quickly, my knees hurt, let the widow rub the princess." ”

Lin Xiangyu really asked Zhu Qiyu to sit back on the chair, while she sat on Zhu Qiyu's lap.

Zhu Qiyu only said that Lin Xiangyu wanted to be coquettish in her arms, and was just about to say: In front of so many people, the princess is not ashamed. Unexpectedly, Lin Xiangyu hugged her neck, twisted her slender waist like a Chu girl, and rubbed her ears and temples back and forth.

After only a few clicks, the uncompetitive Zhu Xiaoyu stood up, while Lin Xiangyu let go of his hand, covered his mouth and snickered, while getting up and running upstairs quickly.

The rest of the concubines looked at Zhu Xiaoyu's embarrassed appearance standing alone, and immediately laughed in unison.

Zhu Qiyu made a big red face, so he had to scold hatefully, and then hurriedly ran upstairs.

When I arrived on the third floor, I saw that Lin Xiangyu was already changing clothes. Zhu Qiyu stepped forward quickly, picked up the beautiful woman horizontally, threw her on the bed, and reprimanded viciously: "You narrow ghost, you are becoming less and less of a princess." If you don't maintain the tall and mighty image of the widow, that's it, you still deliberately trick me and make me ugly in front of everyone. If I don't understand you today, I won't be called Zhu Qiyu. ”

Lin Xiangyu was openly not afraid, and teased with a smile: "The new name of His Royal Highness, the slave family, has already been thought of, and it is most suitable to be called Zhu Shoumen." ”

"Zhu Shoumen? Why is it called Zhu Shoumen? “

Lin Xiangyu said with a smile: "Your Highness forgot so quickly, the first day you came to Baoding Mansion and stayed in the Moon Tower, the slave family was bathing in the house, but you were stupidly guarding the door outside while drinking the northwest wind." “

Zhu Qiyu said angrily: "It's tolerable, it's unbearable." The husband stands between heaven and earth, and he can be killed but not humiliated. If even a little ghost like you can't be subdued, and I, Zhu Qiyu, am a man in vain, I still go to Xiaoling and kill myself in front of Taizu Ling to thank the world. ”

When Lin Xiangyu heard this, she didn't reply, but just tore off the corner of her underwear, revealing a white and tender fragrant shoulder, and looked at Zhu Qiyu provocatively.

Seeing this, Zhu Qiyu was immediately furious, and scolded loudly:

"I wanted to communicate with you as an ordinary man, cordially and friendly, but I didn't expect to get ignorant ridicule and contempt.

Okay, I don't pretend, I have a showdown, in fact, I'm a man with a stunt. Today I'm going to let you, an ignorant cramper, see my true skills. ”

After saying that, Zhu Qiyu threw himself on the bed viciously.

At the same time, just as Zhu Qiyu's voice fell, there was a burst of laughter between the second and third floors. It turned out that after Lin Xiangyu and Zhu Qiyu joked, a group of beauties became bold and crowded there to listen to the bed for fun.

However, unexpectedly, the more I listened to this bed, the more wrong it became, and Lin Xiangyu gradually changed from a clever smile and beautiful eyes at the beginning to a crying voice and a tactful voice.

When everyone heard this change, they all looked at each other, not knowing why.