Chapter 12: She has Gu worms in her belly
Tanaka Ning became the only person who laughed out loud after hearing that Concubine Mi was going to buy a temple.
A good friend should be the first to laugh at the other person when they are doing something stupid or want to do something stupid.
"You're laughing at your sister." Concubine Mi glared at Tanaka Lemon dissatisfied.
Tanaka Ning was drunk last night, and she had to say that she had fallen into Xiangxi Zhu's Gu technique, and Concubine Mi supported her to find Gu worms from her stomach, and then found a toy plastic knife and watched Tanaka Ling prick her belly, and finally found a hair from nowhere, saying that it was the Gu worm in her stomach.
Because she was worried that Tanaka Ning would not remember that the Gu worms in her body had been dug out afterwards, Concubine Mi also took a video intimately, preparing to remind her that she didn't have to worry about Gu worms in the future.
"Miss, not to mention the question of whether the temple can be bought and sold, what do you want a temple for?" He Meiyu knew that since Concubine Mi had made a big trip, she would definitely not dismiss her thoughts just because He Meiyu said "temples can't be bought and sold".
Because the next troubles are He Meiyu's, Concubine Mi has always only made requests, how to help her achieve it, that is someone else's business, and it has nothing to do with her.
"Hehe......" Concubine Mi sneered, she knew that many things she had to do were incomprehensible in the eyes of mortals, and even felt ridiculous, but in fact, it was just that they were too ignorant.
Mortals are too mediocre, often falling into a confused and lost self-perception, and want the world to be ordinary, so that they seem to take it for granted that they are mediocre members.
In fact, the world is not so ordinary, and self-deception and self-consolation may make ordinary people feel better, but it will only prevent the true wise from discovering the truth of the world.
Last night, Concubine Mi was training the divine pet in the Daluo Heavenly Realm, and she witnessed the arrival and disappearance of the immortals.
Judging from the dress of that immortal, it may be the Emperor of Heaven, the Great Emperor, or even the Emperor who really holds real power and power, rather than the various grass-headed gods who are overflowing with names.
Since the gods really exist, then Concubine Mi may also become a god and an immortal in the future, and occupy a temple to attract some incense, maybe she can help her get the fruit position.
"Well......" Concubine Mi held her hands behind her back, straightened her chest slightly, and explained casually: "This temple is full of incense like fireworks in Orange Island. I plan to move out all the gods and goddesses enshrined in this temple after I buy them, and make another statue of my god and put it in it, and collect incense from the world. ”
Tanaka Ning and He Meiyu wanted to break their heads, but they couldn't imagine that Concubine Mi had such a plan.
Both of them were stunned for a moment, and Tanaka Ning first held her stomach and laughed, because she knew that this thing sounded ridiculous, but Concubine Mi really did it.
Imagining that his best friend became a god statue sitting in the temple and being smoked every day, Tanaka Ningxiao's knees were weak, and he knelt down.
It's a pity that her knee pads have been lifted by He Meiyu.
"Haha...... Then I'll give you a kowtow first......" Tanaka Ning clasped his hands together and bowed to Concubine Mi, "Poof...... You're going to laugh at me......"
Concubine Mi just stared at Tanaka Ning coldly, "You only knock one, do you look down on me?" A few more knocks, and I can afford it. ”
Dressed in gorgeous and elegant delicate girls, expressionless between her eyebrows and eyes, with a sense of pure and lustful coldness, the young woman kneeling on the ground, but her figure is exaggerated and seductive, her jeans taut the curves of her lower limbs, kneeling there seems to attract the piety in the hearts of many pilgrims.
They either don't take their eyes off it, or they hide it, maybe the immortal Buddha who lives high in the sky and is not as beautiful as the real one in front of them, or maybe they have changed their faith at this moment and just want to worship behind the female Bodhisattva who is lying on the ground.
"Miss Tian, can you pay attention to your image?" He Meiyu hurriedly helped Tanaka Ning up, she didn't want an image, He Meiyu had to take care of herself and Concubine Mi's image.
Concubine Mi just talked to herself as if no one was around, this is good, and it directly made He Meiyu just want to pull Concubine Mi to hide away, so as not to misunderstand that they and her are a group of neurotics.
Of course, Tanaka Ning didn't knock a few more to Concubine Mi, but just patted her knees, still laughing.
Concubine Mi quietly took out her mobile phone from her sleeve pocket, adjusted the volume to the maximum, and then began to play the video of Tanaka Ning poking her belly and holding a hair last night and saying that it was a Gu worm with a blank face.
"You ......" Concubine Mi's affairs, He Meiyu has seen a lot, and she can often control her emotions, but this ...... Tanaka Ning He Meiyu couldn't help it after professional training, raised her hand to block her eyes, then pinched her cheek again, and finally lowered her head and squatted down with a smile.
"You're shutting me off!" Tanaka Ning couldn't help but be furious, and when she got up in the morning, she specially recalled the situation when she drank last night, where did she think of the fragment.
There was no defense against the insidious methods that Concubine Mi had repeatedly succeeded in the past, but she only felt that she was crazy, ugly and stupid in the video, and immediately rushed over to grab her phone through gritted teeth.
Of course, Concubine Mi couldn't let her succeed, so she casually threw it to a heavenly general beside her, Concubine Mi's bodyguard.
Tanaka Ning is helpless, Concubine Mi's bodyguards are all first-class good players, and they are obedient to Concubine Mi, where will Tanaka Ning snatch it?
"Now tell me about it, is it funny that I bought the temple, or is it funny that you are looking for Gu worms?" Concubine Mi clasped her hands in front of her chest and glared at Tanaka Lemon proudly, stupid mortals actually dared to laugh at Concubine Mi, a preparatory immortal.
"I'm so funny! I'm so funny! I'm so funny! Tanaka Ning said angrily, this concubine always disguises herself with her usual out-of-tune appearance, in fact, she is very insidious, cunning and treacherous, Tanaka Ning was blinded by her apparent absurdity, and she was calculated by her carelessness.
Concubine Mi turned her head on the left and her head on the right, making the two golden bells hidden in the head of the balls make a crisp dingdong sound, triumphant.
"It seems that no one has any opinions on buying a temple, right?" Concubine Mi is not a person who insists on going her own way, so she looked left and right again, and then her eyes fell on He Meiyu.
This He Meiyu is scheming, and she will never easily expose some black material and handle to the hands of Concubine Mi like Tanaka Ning, which is really cunning.
"Miss, I'm just a little confused."
"You say."
"You remove the statues of other gods, and you alone have the incense. So when you become an immortal and go to the sky, what can you do when you meet those immortals? ”
He Meiyu thought about it seriously for a while, and had to remind her eldest lady, and at the same time showed a worried look.
In this place, the eldest lady is in trouble, and she He Meiyu can still help resist the guns and fists or something, and the gods fight, then she can't do it.
Concubine Mi couldn't help but be stunned, and she didn't think about this problem at all.
But what He Meiyu said also makes sense, there are so many immortals in this temple, and they will come to the sky, but they are guilty of public anger.
This is not possible...... I think that back then, the king of Xuan relied on his ancestor god Donghuang Taiyi to be the Dongyi god system, and Nuwa's group of Chinese gods couldn't pee a pot, so he dared to face the statue of Nuwa and blaspheme, but later he was attacked by the Huaxia god system, and the dynasty that was so big and so long was over.
This is the real history of blood, resulting in corpses all over the field, Concubine Mi has to pay attention to it, and her ancestors don't know which one it is, if she offends too many other gods, what if her ancestors can't keep her like King Xu?