Chapter 66: My Virtues
Brother Chicken, the anchor of the store, is a very stylish person, and his favorite Tang poem is "Compassion for Nong": On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops of grass go down to the soil, who knows that the Chinese food on the plate is hard work.
Every time he starts broadcasting, he has to read this poem, and then follow the sentence "Hello everyone, I'm your little chicken brother, please expose everyone's little chickens".
Everyone knows that his style of exploring the store is mainly arrogant, but he often recites this common sense, which produces a strong contrast, which is very effective, although every time someone scolds him from various angles, but Brother Chicken doesn't care, no one scolds, where does the traffic come from?
Sometimes he will explain quite exquisitely that he likes this poem because his idol is Li Shen, the author of "Compassion for Nong", and when he is developed, he will eat hundreds of thousands of dollars at a meal like Li Shen.
At present, Brother Chicken's fans have just exceeded 50,000, but his live broadcast room is very lively, and the barrage of each live broadcast often exceeds that of some big anchors with higher fans.
Early in the morning, there were many people in the live broadcast room, and they all heard someone next to them say to Brother Chicken, "You will die today", and the live broadcast room suddenly became lively, and the number of barrages soared.
Isn't the effect of this show coming? Brother Xiao Ji was happy in his heart, but when he turned his head, his eyes narrowed, the corners of his mouth were tilted, his cheeks jumped twice, and he sneered: "Little classmate, I know you are cynical, but you must know that good people don't live long, and disasters live for thousands of years...... This is the life lesson that my brother taught you...... If I die today, it will only prove that I am a good person, so why should you curse me? ”
Zhou Fuxi smiled slightly, but turned around and went back.
"Hey...... How did you go? Brother, I still want to talk to you more, don't curse and I'll leave. Brother Xiao Ji looked at his phone and said regretfully, twisting his neck to reveal the big gold chain below, "If it weren't for the fact that he was still a student, my big man of eight meters and three .five meters, would he be able to walk?" ”
Brother Chicken continued to walk forward, holding the pot of steamed buns between his elbows and waist, eating and throwing them away, and then found at the same time as the fans in the barrage that the high school student followed with his schoolbag on his back, following from a distance, lowering his head slightly, but his eyes were looking up, and the corners of his mouth were still smiling, which couldn't help but make Brother Chicken feel creepy.
"Brothers, what does this little cub want to do? I've never seen anything like this, do you think I'm going to cut him? "Brother Chicken feels wrong, but he is still a little excited, you must know that the anchor racks his brains every day for the material and the effect of the program, and now there is a real effect of taking the initiative to send it to the door, is that not good?
He knows very well that when you watch live broadcasts, only a small number of anchors can attract fans with their talents, skills and positive personality charm, and most of the anchors have to work hard and achieve results.
After all, fans just want to see the excitement, in the past, people gathered around when they saw something on the street, but now people are just watching the excitement on the Internet, in essence, there is no difference from the spectators who watched the killing of heads written by Lu Xun in "Medicine", and there are also people who are waiting for that bit of blood to be dipped in human blood steamed buns to eat.
Brother Chicken grinned and responded to the fans in the live broadcast room, he knew that the other party was mostly wronged because of the beauty who had been at the stall earlier, and the road was uneven.
If you want the other party to follow all the time, you have to continue to provoke, so the steamed bun in his hand was also lost a little slowly, and he said with a smile: "Why did I suddenly remember Lu Dongbin coming?" By the way, the meat bun beats the dog, and the dog bites Lu Dongbin...... I'm Lu Dongbin, I'm going to hit him with this meat bun to see if he can't bear to bite me? ”
Saying that, Brother Chicken took a meat bun and threw it at Zhou Fuxi, but unfortunately it was missed, and there was another barrage climax in the live broadcast room, and they praised Brother Chicken for being so good at words!
At this time, Brother Chicken suddenly felt a burst of hunger, his stomach contracted uncomfortably, and he hadn't eaten for a few days.
Obviously, I'm eating a little bit all the way, and I take a bite of each bun so that I won't be hungry?
Knowing that something was wrong, Brother Chicken couldn't control his hand, threw away his mobile phone, grabbed the rest of the buns and stuffed them into his mouth.
Zhou Fuxi hurriedly walked around, ran over from the sidewalk, picked up Brother Chicken's mobile phone, continued the live broadcast, and said to the fans in the live broadcast room with a smile: "Hello everyone, the anchor seems to be hungry, I will continue to broadcast live for everyone." ”
Saying that, Zhou Fuxi pointed the camera at Brother Chicken.
Brother Chicken was eating Hesse, he didn't know what was going on with him, his eyes widened with horror, like a hungry ghost crawling out of hell, never getting enough to eat, and before he could swallow a mouthful, the next bun was stuffed into his mouth by himself.
"It seems that the breakfast here is really delicious, and the anchors can't stop eating." Zhou Fuxi said happily, "Why are there so many people in the live broadcast room!" ”
When Zhou Fuxi was playing with his mobile phone, he also tried to open a live broadcast, but no one watched it at all, but someone actually left a message saying that he was very suitable for live broadcast, and he could contact their company to sign a contract or something, Zhou Fuxi was happy and suspected that this was a fraud, and he was vigilant and did not fall for it.
The barrage in the live broadcast room has exploded:
"Chicken, you eat so carefully and become a dead chicken!"
"It's a fight."
"Possessed by a starving ghost? That's not right. ”
"I hereby declare that the anchor's behavior has nothing to do with fans, Uncle Sheriff's Office, he is looking for death!"
"Handsome guy, you slap him in the face with the camera, he usually likes to slap other people's faces like this."
Zhou Fuxi's first live broadcast in the real sense, there are many things that he doesn't understand, but he follows the advice, and he broadcasts whatever fans want to see, so he put his mobile phone closer, so that everyone can clearly see how Brother Chicken gobbled up.
"You ......" Brother Chick only felt that there was a hand in his stomach, which kept grabbing and picking from his mouth, extremely uncomfortable, he strongly felt that this high school student was playing tricks, and wanted the fans in the live broadcast room to save him, but he couldn't say a complete sentence.
He finished eating the buns in the basin, still unable to fill his stomach, and began to return along the road, picking up the steamed buns and steamed buns he had just thrown away and stuffing them into his mouth.
Zhou Fuxi followed all the way and broadcast live all the way, "Everyone pays attention to it, the anchor seems to have changed his ways, and decided to demonstrate to everyone not to waste food." ”
There are still a lot of barrages in the live broadcast room, but they are basically expressions of horror, this excitement seems to be a little scary, and anyone can see that the state of Brother Chicken is very wrong, just like the reincarnation of a hungry ghost, he stuffs everything he catches on the ground and stuffs it into his mouth, and his already pot-bellied body becomes more and more round and swollen.
"Oh, what's going on, do you want to take him to the hospital? I'm going to be late for school though. ”
Zhou Fuxi said as he took out his mobile phone to call the emergency number: "Hello, I am a virtuous immortal...... No, I'm on Virtue Road, and there's a guy here who is overeating and seems to be dying......"
"Water...... ......"Brother Chicken searched everywhere for the steamed buns he had just discarded, and finally didn't stop eating, choked out a word from between his throats, and he saw a kettle stuck next to Zhou Fuxi's schoolbag.
"That's not going to work. When you drink water, the food in your stomach is swollen and can kill you, and then I'll be in trouble. Zhou Fuxi smiled and shook his head, but at this time, the live broadcast room was already black, and Zhou Fuxi hurriedly showed it to Brother Chicken, "What's the matter?" I also want everyone to see how you died. ”
It turned out that the super tube felt wrong, and the live broadcast room had been closed, and there was no problem with the live broadcast recording of the process of some events, but if someone really died so horribly during the live broadcast, it would definitely affect the entire platform.
Of course Brother Chicken knew, but he didn't have the heart to explain, the black interface banned in the live broadcast room, as if it was a sign of entering hell, made him feel cold, staring at this smiling high school student in horror, and the sentence "I pinched my fingers, you will die today, and the immortals in the county sand realm can't save you combined."
In his eyes, the image of this high school student was completely different, wearing twelve crowns, wearing a golden robe, wearing a fairy sword at his waist, and a round of golden light behind him was like a bright sun, enveloping the heavens and the earth, and the divine power was immense, making it difficult for people to look directly.
This was the last scene that Brother Chicken saw when he was alive, and he only felt a sharp pain in his abdomen, as if his stomach was really broken or his intestines were broken into one by one.
"I've already called 120 for you, do my best." Zhou Fuxi hung up the phone and looked at the motionless little chicken brother who fell to the ground with regret, "The act of punishing evil and admonishing the world will not damage my virtues." ”
Zhou Fuxi waited until the 120 car arrived, affirmed that he was just an enthusiastic high school student passing by, and went to school.
Huang Shan, the head teacher of class 2105, is casually flipping through the information pushed by the female anchor to start broadcasting, and it is really easy to make people's blood rush early in the morning.
"Teacher Huang, morning." Zhou Fuxi was about to pass by Huang Shan, but the corner of Huang Shan's eyes keenly caught him, so he took the initiative to say hello.
"Zhou Fuxi, what are you doing?" Huang Shan put his hands behind his back and stared at him angrily.
There are only five day students in the class, and the other day students never dare to be late in order to keep their qualifications for day school, either arriving at school early or rushing into the classroom in a hurry.
"There is a person who has been eating today, I was on the side to see if he would eat himself to death, but he really ate to death, I enthusiastically called 120, watching the car of 120 pull him away, it is estimated that it is cold." Zhou Fuxi told the truth.
Huang Shan stared at Zhou Fuxi in surprise and stunned, his palm subconsciously waved, and Zhou Fuxi walked into the classroom.
It didn't take long for the Public Security Bureau to come and take Zhou Fuxi away.
When Huang Shan heard the news, he hurriedly stopped the car of the Public Security Department at the school gate, and after asking a few words, he hurriedly got into the car.
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Sorry, it's late, but the big chapter is being delivered.