"Did the camera over there catch it?"

"Let's go to the central control room."

"Go, go, go"

"Hey, you say, how about I post this on Weibo?"

"Send a dick, just a few of your fans, someone will watch it?"

"Don't send it, do you know if Principal Wu is happy, I lost my work when I went back."

"Oh, oh, then don't." Wang Lei said perfunctorily, he said in his heart, 'I have more than 200 fans, how can Principal Wu know.' A few birds are jealous. Bah! ’

……

"Old Wu, be careful, slide down slowly and I'll pick you up...... Damn, don't jump! …… Ahhh ”

Wu Dong felt that his body was as light as a swallow, and his physical strength had greatly improved after being reborn, and he had never tried the limit.

But this 3-meter-high wall is really nothing, and he doesn't need to be reborn, when he was in college, the group of brutes from the Jixiang Sports Institute next door came over the wall to find a girlfriend.

Wu Dong stood steadily, the ground was very soft, and there was nothing to do.

"Damn, you're really jumping, are you okay?"

"It's fine. What's the matter, did the big yellow eel catch? ”

"Alas! I'll bring you some beers, I've got a bunch of yellow eels and a few black fish, but I didn't see the big one they said. ”

Wu Dong followed Dazhi through the wetland.

"You really brought a saw and a lighter?" Wu Dong asked in surprise.

Dazhi smiled embarrassedly, "Don't listen to Xiaolin's bragging, just because she goes around saying how awesome I am, I'm riding a tiger now......"

Dazhi didn't just bring a saw, a hook, and a lighter; There are also tents, sleeping bags, jackets, a walking stick, pots and pans, and even oil, salt, sauce and vinegar.

"Why do you carry so many things alone?"

"Which one is me, when I came, Qiao Yuanshan, Zhang Leilei, and Wang Mi were four, one was scared away by the locusts during the day, and when I saw a snake at night, Qiao Yuanshan also ran ......away."

"What kind of snake?" Wu Dong was also a little afraid.

"Over the peaks, passing in the grass at night, 3,4 meters long." Dazhi said lightly.

"Hey, isn't it just the summer when the snake comes out? It should be June, July, August, and September? ”

Dazhi smiled slightly, "Who did you listen to, February 21 passed, that is, there are the most snakes at this time, and the weather is getting warmer, and they have just finished hibernation." ”

"Then you're not afraid, aren't you?"

"I'm afraid of hair, I sprinkled realgar around my tent, and I also wrapped twist thorns with iron wire around the four corners......"

"Why do you stay here at night?" Wu Dong humbly asked.

Although they are friends, Dazhi feels that Wu Dong is better than himself in everything, this time he is finally angry, Dazhi is very proud, he carefully explained to Wu Dong, "Generally, the yellow eel is the most aggressive in mid-April, because the breeding season is coming, and he will bite the hook as soon as he is teased." ”

"Yellow eels are usually inactive during the day, and only come out of the burrow at night to feed, and come out of the burrow to feed around 8 o'clock in the evening, and around 9:30 o'clock is the peak period for yellow eel foraging. Every year from April to around the Dragon Boat Festival, it is the fattest time for eels, and the yellow eels in this period are very delicious, with few spines and thick meat. ”

"After a while, let's stew the fish and yellow eel in the river water, eat and sleep, and come out at night. I'll catch it with my hands, and you can use your hook to fish and take a look at the cages I made during the day......"

"Who did you learn this from?"

"When we were young, we did this as soon as we got out of school, and every child would eat it by themselves, sell it for money, and give it to their parents. Dazhi said with a little regret.

……

After a difficult march of about 1 hour, they came to the camp of Dazhi.

it!

The scene in front of him, Wu Dong only has two words, and awesome!

On the muddy wetland, Dazhi used shrubs and small trees to make a ten-square-meter wooden floor, and on the four corners were four wooden stakes with a height of one meter and five meters, surrounded by thin wires, and there were twist thorns at the top. No animal can break through.

NND, this is not a wilderness survival, this is a wilderness vacation, he also made a small table in front of the tent, pots and pans, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar are placed on it, and there are mosquito coils on the edge of the tent......

"How about it, I'm okay here, I made it myself, I originally brought a hammock, and the four of us took turns to keep vigil, but now I have to be more comfortable by myself."

——

Principal Wu is back, and Principal Wu is gone again!

The students said that Principal Wu went to catch the big yellow eel.

"Playing the piano randomly, what are you doing, how old you are, how can you still look like a child. Hey, Xiaolin, do you think they can really catch it, these two young people are unreliable, it's really not good, it's better for my old man to go out in person. ”

Wen Jianguo heard that Wu Dong went to see the excitement by himself and didn't bring himself, he was very dissatisfied and kept chattering.

"Hey, Lao Wen, you still say that they are like children, I don't think you are much better."

"Hehehehe" Zhang Min snickered on the side.

Because Wu Dong and Dazhi were actually outside the school, they were not far away from each other, and they didn't worry too much.

If they heard that there were poisonous snakes more than 4 meters long in the wasteland, they probably wouldn't be in the mood to laugh.

Wen Jianguo muttered, "The excavator master said he saw it, but there is no photo, maybe he took the water snake as a yellow eel......"

Lao Wen looked at Zhang Min and stopped talking. "Forget it, I'll call him in a moment."

……

Dazhi is a good hand at survival in the wilderness, carpentry, cooking, fishing, and catching birds under the trap seems to be impossible without him.

Seeing Dazhi skillfully handling black fish, miscellaneous fish, and yellow eels, "Hey, Dazhi, you were in the cooking class when you were a soldier, right?" ”

Dazhi snorted, "Sort of, I'm actually from the team, and I helped in the cooking class." ”

"Hey! Dazhi, if I throw you on a desert island without anything, will you survive? ”

"Huh?" Dazhi turned his head and glanced at Wu Dong, hesitated, "Hey! Well, is there really nothing? Knives, lighters must be there! ”

"Drill wood for fire! Build your own stone tools like primitive people......"

"Damn, you're going to trap me!" Dazhi smiled and continued to process the catch.

Wu Dong thought about it carefully, "Equip you with a special medical team, bring a flare gun, a knife, and a lighter with you." Then throw you into the Gobi Desert or deep in the jungle steppe and see how long you can live......"

O man!

Exploration, survival, seems to be something in the bones.

Dazhi was stunned, Wu Dong was really here, and a wave of blood surged into his heart.

——

Wang Lei took the opportunity of Lao Chen to go to the toilet and remade the surveillance video with a digital camera.

March 23, 2004, 6:16 p.m., Guangming Internet Cafe, Jianguo Community.

A microcast account [Art School Security] posted a video of more than ten seconds.

The resolution of the video is quite impressive.

Originally, his more than 500 fans were attracted by the word "art school".

As a result, this second goods didn't know what the users wanted to see, so they complained about the low salary, tired work, and average food in the canteen, and never mentioned the students and female teachers of the art school.

De-powdering, de-fanning, more than 500 fans plummeted to 192, of which more than 100 are still his relatives, friends and fellow villagers, and then remove dozens of ginger powder, the real active users are about 22!

Wang Lei is a native of Lao Qin and graduated from junior high school. Writing skills, well, Wang Lei probably can't read these four words.

Wang Lei's writing skills are probably at the level of the 3rd and 4th grades of primary school.

"Look, who said that we Chinese are the sick men of East Asia?"

He just watched "Jingwumen" in the Internet café yesterday, and the words in it were written down casually.

The article is made by nature, and the magic hand is even good.

In a word, the three words "take a look" hang people first; "Who said we" four words to empathize, we, who said what we?

The "sick man of East Asia" poked on the lung tube of the Chinese!

Soon someone retweeted the link, don't look at his active followers There are only more than 20, several of them are sports lovers, they retweeted the link and @ a few track and field athletes who play microcasting.

Because it is the Olympic cycle, the attention of the athlete's micro-broadcast is still quite high, until the one who plays hurdles retweeted the video.

Because there is no copyright awareness, videos are streamed out from microcasts to forums and portals.

The video became popular on Weibo and the whole network.

"Wow, is this light work?"

"Yes, look at those people, as soon as they compare the wall to at least three or four meters, he will run twice!"

"What's the light work, this is called parkour!"

", what is the name has to be defined by you foreigners, Lao Tzu said that light work is light work......"

……

"Alright, alright, don't argue"

"That's it, noisy Mao, still dreaming of martial arts? Light work, the Olympics are about to start, why don't you go to the competition? You say he's awesome, high jump, long jump, or 100 meters casually! ”

"Well, I mean I don't know if the video is real or not, and there's no need to be noisy!"

……

Because netizens are unable to distinguish the authenticity, the popularity has dropped slightly.

However, at night, when Wu Dong and Chen Dazhi were fighting in the wilderness, some microbroadcast staff recognized the protagonist as the big boss!

Sycophants are a technical job, since the boss sent out the video, then you are embarrassed, oh, do you dare not to give traffic?

All of a sudden, the big Vs understand both technology and sports.

"Really, this video is absolutely real, and with my years of experience in shooting, there is no trace of editing in the video......"

"I've had it analyzed by a professional, and the video is definitely fine. The question is, why doesn't this person participate in the Olympics, and if he does, which event should he participate in......"

"Judging from the few steps he runs, the explosiveness is super strong, and I recommend a triple jump!" This veteran sports reporter surnamed Han has just been funded by Weibo to complete the research on the development level of folk sports in Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand.

The two-month study cost a lot of money, even his family's ......

There are constantly professionals from all walks of life jumping out, the same routine!

First shocked!! There are masters among the people.

And then there is the pity......... Hey, the master is buried!!

Finally, there are suggestions, @体委, @田协, and @华夏奥委会......

……

", be careful, that's not a yellow eel, you !! let go"

(End of chapter)