"Husband, are you painting cakes for employees again?"

"How do I speak, how can I draw any pie, I am another super channel news, the state plans to use part of the investment in infrastructure for network infrastructure.

Hey, my butterfly really fanned a hurricane. ”

"What?"

"It's nothing, this porridge is good."

"No culture! Hey, it's sad, I think I'm a food V with more than 800,000 fans, and my husband doesn't even pay attention to me. ”

Wu Dong smiled, "I am paying attention in reality, and it is not much more sincere than the attention of the virtual world." ”

Wu Dong tasted it again and tasted it carefully, "Cheese is added to the porridge??? ”

Zhang Min also learned Wu Dong's posture and said lightly: "The fragrance is still white like ambergris, and the taste is more complete and clear like milk." Mo will be the South China Sea gold, lighter than the Dongpo jade grits soup. ”

Wu Dong was stunned: "I don't understand!" Haven't heard of it, you wrote it? ”

Zhang Min smiled and pointed at Wu Dong, "Let's show the stuffing, let's show the stuffing!" also said that Su Shi is your idol, I know you when you seem to be still doing something "Chinese Poetry Meeting", not only will you not be able to be the idol's poems, but you have never even heard of them. ”

Wu Dong said helplessly: "You are too strong, I don't know how many poems Su Dongpo has written, and no one in the country dares to say that he can memorize all Su Shi's poems!" ”

"No matter what, it's just not doing business anyway. There are so many good themes that I don't write about hardcore sci-fi, to be honest, I just saw him start to make oxygen, what anti-combustion, what chemical equations, what oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide ......" Zhang Min shook his head into a rattle.

……

At six o'clock in the afternoon, the sunset shone in through the large glass to watch the movie, Zhang Min only took off the clothes inside the small suit outside and did not change, a white shirt, an apron tied around the waist, and black silk and slippers underneath;

There were two dogs and three cats outside the porch, and the nearby lawn was clearly visible, and the bushes in the far corner were already hidden in the shadows......

Zhang Min was still counting the dyslexia brought to her by the Martian, and Wu Dong was already distracted, isn't this the life he once dreamed of.

His parents are healthy, his wife is beautiful, he has a big house, he has endless banknotes, and he is still strong.

A hand shook in front of Wu Dong's eyes, "What are you doing?" ”

Wu Dong said lightly: "The oxygen circulation device has been working normally, and the energy source is solar panels. In "The Martian", oxygen is always enough, without oxygen, a person can't live for five minutes, and he can't do anything in five minutes, and he hangs up at the beginning!

I can't set up a mortal situation for the protagonist. ”

“(⊙o⊙)？ , that "The Martian" I watched was a pirated version? ”

"Piracy, you big-headed ghost, where did I get the piracy that I released publicly, the protagonist Ye Liangchen lacks water, what he wants to make is hydrogen, and then burn it through hydrogen and oxygen to water.

Now that I've solved the hydrogen problem, I'm trying to figure out how to start a fire! ”

Zhang Min hugged Wu Dong's arm, "Drill wood to make fire, I'm familiar with this." ”

……

The Martian is now on fire and ice!

Countless engineering men around the world are chasing this book, although Weibo does not have a server outside the mainland, but countless European, American, Asian, African and Latin American book lovers have established personal websites one by one, just to translate Chinese into local languages......

There are 120 million domestic readers, this is a virtual for people to see, just to highlight Wu Dong's popularity.

Most of these 120 million are collections, and the students of the new century are 100% of Wu Dongguanwei's concerned users, and they also have 100% collections of "The Martian", but there are no more than 10 who can really watch it!

There are statistics on Weibo, with more than 17 million domestic follow-up and more than 5 million hard-core fans, but it is conservatively estimated that about 200 million people are chasing it in the world, 95% of whom are men!

……

Wu Dong put his arm around her shoulder, "If you can't see it, forget it, don't force yourself, go back to Weibo to send a question." Don't they preach that if there is a question, there will be an answer!

You just ask, what should I do if I can't watch "The Martian"? ”

Zhang Min fell into his arms, "What should I do if I can't watch "The Martian"? ”

Wu Dong was helpless and said with a smile, "I'll write you another one, whatever subject you want to see." ”

"That's definitely love, the kind of sadomasochism, that is, a bunch of handsome guys like me, and they break their heads in pursuit of me, but I only like you."

Wu Dong said lightly: "If you don't write, isn't this just ...... Hahaha is really a reincarnation, now they write romances, and when they get old and start filming ancient puppet fairy dramas, they will make your women's money without turning their brains. ”

Zhang Min pouted, "You just won't." ”

Wu Dong, you go to Weibo to know and ask a question, "I have a group of female frequency writers on standby at Xiaofang's side."

……

Zhang Min pouted.

Wu Dong, "By the way, your attention is only 880,000, it shouldn't be so little!" ”

Zhang Min said proudly: "I asked Xiao Rong to help me get the certification, not mentioning that I was a teacher in the new century and hid my relationship with you, but I really won the 880,000 yuan by myself." ”

"Awesome, awesome, admirable, admirable. Hey, you haven't said what this is? ”

"Jade grits soup, when Su Shi was demoted to Hainan, his son Su came to see him and gave him porridge made with white radish and glutinous rice, and the Dongpo monks named him jade grits soup.

In the original book, it was said that Guozi suddenly came up with a new idea, and used the yam as a jade grits soup, which was wonderful in color and fragrance. The heavenly sutra is unknowable, and there is no such smell on earth...... Hey, hey, hey, just like you wrote "The Martian" to listen to readers' opinions, my 880,000 followers are also Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and someone recommended me a Song Dynasty Hidden Treasure Recipe......"

Wu Dong said lightly: "You fan, male and female?" ”

"Yes, man. Hahaha, it's an old man. ”

"Don't care if the old man is still a handsome guy, don't meet offline!"

Wu Dong gently scooped a spoonful of white porridge and tasted two bites, "Just using glutinous rice and radish is really amazing, hey!" "A Bite of China" and "Chinese Poetry Meeting", do I want to get it, ahhhhh ”

Zhang Min leaned on his shoulder, "You can do it if you want, whether it's the director or the planner, you don't need to show up anyway, the school has said that everything you do outside can bring great benefits to the school's enrollment and development."

What I told you in the morning was all a joke, those who engage in art do not pay attention to the rules and their personalities are more public, and their words and actions are more publicized in the eyes of ordinary people, which I understand. ”

Wu Dong put his arm around her, "Every time the entertainment industry is playing, I will master the proportions." ”

Wu Dong pondered for a moment, and was about to speak.

"Ding Ding Ding" annoying phone rang.

Zhang Min was angry, Wu Dong didn t promise easily, but he would abide by what he said, and today's atmosphere is here, what Wu Dong wants to say must be an emotional promise, and TMD is stirred.

Wu Dong looked at the caller ID, "Second brother, what's wrong?" ”

"Are you interested in the director of the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Which one?"

"CCTV!"

"This thing is too sudden, isn't it?"

"Not suddenly! The Spring Festival Gala you held in Jinling Station last year is now a textbook in the variety show circle. And what kind of person are you, a 100-meter flyer, as long as you are the director, the advertising fee can be directly tripled. This is what they are rushing to do, I heard that you simply rejected Jinling and Jixiang Satellite TV, this is not afraid that you will refuse again, let me talk about your tone. ”

Wu Dong said lightly, "I'll think about it, hey, the second brother still remembers the "Poetry Conference" we held at the Cape Forum, and I want to move him to TV." ”

Li Erdan hurriedly said, "Let me do the planning, I have hosted many activities on the forum, and there are still many people on the cape who still stick to it just to play Flying Flower Order with like-minded brothers." ”

"Okay! You take the lead, and I assist you. ”

"You have to hurry up about the Spring Festival Gala, after all, you know how important the CCTV Spring Festival Gala is."

"Hey, no, Tian Rui told me that when I was training in a closed environment, didn't CCTV already select a director in early August?"

Li Erdan smiled, "The water inside is very deep, anyway, the chief director is unwell now, and the few people who participated in the competition have been settled, so Chen Weiya recommended you!" ”

"Haha, it's him, don't tell me."

(End of chapter)