Verse 13, Rejoicing in the Temptation of the Buddha
This night, Chen Chao had a strange dream, in which a very beautiful planet was being invaded by war, and his relatives were separated and his flesh and blood separated. There were cries and blood everywhere, in stark contrast to the beautiful sunset and dense forest next to him, seeing that a knight's BMW was about to trample a cute baby to death, Chen Chao wanted to save it, but found that he couldn't move at all. He could only close his eyes in pain. Hot tears were helplessly left.
"Child, open your eyes, this is the world you see, this world is now called the "God's Forsaken Planet", as the name suggests, it is a world abandoned by the gods, without the guidance of the gods, it is full of war, it is full of suffering. A voice came into Chen Chao's ears.
Chen Chao opened his eyes, and there was no longer war and gunsmoke in front of him, let alone the bloody corpse of a child. A very beautiful "Seven-colored Purple Bamboo Forest Disciple Frolicking Picture" was displayed in front of Chen Chao's eyes. Confucianism and Taoism are contended, and the nine magic methods are powerful.
"It's so harmonious here, compared to the world just now, it's completely Shura Hell over there. Chen Chao said.
"This is how the world first began, when we chose some disciples to preach. It wasn't until that time that the planet lost its original meaning, and no presiding god would put his energy into this world. Because after that time, they also suffered internal injuries from Yan zhòng. Your own small universe also needs a long time to repair. It can be said that even if the heartache is a sigh of hope. The voice dispersed, and the Buddha of Joy also walked out.
"It turned out to be the Buddha of Joy, and the five disciples of Master Baiyun had seen the Buddha. Chen Chao hurriedly bowed as a disciple.
"Skip the mundane rites, I didn't expect that the mortal world could still cultivate a disciple with a wise root. This white cloud is immeasurably meritorious. Of course, this qiē depends on whether you have the ability to save this troubled world. "The Buddha of Joy said.
"I didn't expect that a joke at the beginning would eventually evolve into this result, a cycle of cause and effect, and there will be retribution in the end. The Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell." Little Wuwu disciple, you can not only become the first person in the present world to comprehend the Nirvana Heart Sutra, but also the first person in hundreds of years after Jigong disciples. It is also a Buddha fate, the Nirvana Heart Sutra is the essence of my life, I hope you can carry it forward, and also promote the spirit of my Buddha's compassion in this world. ”
"No, my wife is pregnant, I'll go to your world, what should my wife do. Chen Chao objected almost without thinking about it. "Just kidding, I'm not so great, and I still preach Buddhism, I'm at best a Buddhist disciple, you gods don't go to find some enlightened monks for this kind of thing. Find me a little brat. Chen Chao thought to himself.
"The current monks are too old to withstand the toss, otherwise I will take a fancy to you, you see that you are the same as Lao Mu, a body of business scriptures" Huanxi Buddha said.
"I'm willing, I'm not going anyway. I want to earn money to support my wife. You must know that the money for milk powder in the world is very expensive now. Buddha, where are you going back and forth, this task is too arduous, and I am afraid that the disciples of the little apprentices will not be able to bear it. Chen Chao said.
"The heavens will descend on the people. They must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, and empty their bodies. How do you look like a coward. Huanxi Buddha shook his head and said.
"You're a coward, your whole family is a coward, I just won't go" Chen Chao said.
"Eh" Huanxi Buddha's face was full of black lines, and he thought: Did you go out and step on shit today? Or just halfway down, when it floated down, did there happen to be a crow in the sky? No wonder when they came, Guanyin, Lao Mu, and Jehovah were secretly laughing.
"These guys are all cheating on me, sad and happy Buddha, after going back, you must squeeze these magic sticks well, and now you have to ask this kid, or suppress the anger first. Thinking that my tens of thousands of years of cultivation was actually spread out by a hairy boy, it was going to cause a sensation in the divine realm. The Buddha of Joy immediately changed his flattering appearance.
"Otherwise, think about it first, talk about the conditions, I can give you 2,000 years of Nirvana cultivation, or innate, so that you can directly cross from a first-grade cultivator to a nine-rank primordial infant. "The Buddha of Joy was tempted,
"It's only across two levels, if you don't go, you're too picky. I have abandoned my wife and children, I am an eighty-year-old high-spirited person, and I have an unborn child" Chen Chao was absolutely moved, joking, two levels, these two levels He has practiced every day in his life, and it is impossible to cross it by meditating night and night.
"Promise him the conditions first, as long as he agrees to go, our conditions can not be given so much for the time being because of the lack of mana, and we will give it to him when it is restored. One day in the sky, one year in the ground, our cultivation will take ten days and half a month, with this child's understanding, it is estimated that these conditions will not be looked down on at that time" Huanxi Buddha remembered what Lao Mu said when he left. It sums up in one word, "drag".
"Then you talk about your conditions first, I don't think you can give it, is it easy to discuss. "The Buddha of Joy said.
"I have to think about it for a few days, or you will come back tomorrow night, you also know that in the face of so many partings at once, I need to be quiet, by the way, Buddha, I think you can give me some sweetness to try first, I can't get it, as soon as I taste the sweetness, I will immediately agree," Chen Chao said cheaply.
"Then give you some innate nirvana qi first, if your body doesn't have this urgency, I won't take a look, without innate qi, you can only wander between first-class cultivators in this life. Remember, I'll come back to you tomorrow night, you need to think quickly. After the Buddha finished speaking, he disappeared all at once.
Chen Chao woke up from the dream and opened his eyes in surprise. He carried up the Nirvana Heart Sutra, and found that there was an air mass in the dantian, which was extremely powerful, and quickly cleaned up the miscellaneous qi near the dantian, and after half an hour, Chen Chao slowly woke up and found that his body was sticky, as if he hadn't taken a bath for a week.
"This is the innate qi, it's really strong, I found that I am full of power, haha. But go take a shower first, and you're about to become an African," Chen Chao thought to himself......
"Damn, why is the skin so white and slippery. I don't want to be a little white face. After Chen Chao took a bath, he found that his skin had also been transformed by innate qi and was almost as white and tender as a newborn child.
"Well, I can't see anyone, so I'd better take a few days off, go to the beach and get my skin back, and by the way, think about this condition. Chen Chao thought.
"Nothing hurts his self-esteem more than a coward, the Buddha said, I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, maybe he will come back soon. Think of it as a dream."
Suddenly, I saw a person tiptoeing out of the bedroom, Chen Chao just wanted to scream, but his mother covered his mouth all of a sudden.
"Don't scream, kid, but don't wake up my daughter-in-law. I'll cook breakfast, you can also take a break," Chen Chao's mother said,
Chen Chao looked at his watch, half past five.
"Mom, do you want to be so superb, it's only half past five and what are you cooking for breakfast?" I don't want anyone to live. Chen Chao complained
"You know a fart, old lady I'm going to make chicken soup now, or the local chicken brought from home, I originally wanted to help you make up for it, but now it seems that there are people who need to make up more, you see how bad my future daughter-in-law's face is, and you don't care about being a boyfriend. Chen Chao's mother said proudly.
"Well, the two of you fought until two o'clock last night, chatting until half past three, can your face be good?" Chen Chao said,
"I want you to take care of it, I will communicate with my future daughter-in-law, you better sleep obediently first, and then go to work"
So Chen Chao was honestly pushed to the sofa to make up for sleep, don't say it, your luck is really tired. Chen Chao fell asleep in a daze amid the sound of pots and pans in the kitchen.