Wu Dong looked at the script, this is just a first draft and the impression of the anti-flicker hotline is still quite different.

Except for the characters and the same direction of the plot, the other seventy percent are different.

There's no ...... in the funniest part

"How about Director Wu, our three screenwriters have changed this line many times, including Lao He, me, Fan Wei, Xiaohu and Xiaoli. Drinking tea every night to change my lines, I often have insomnia. Hey, hey, hey. ”

Lao Zhao spoke confidently, took out the cigarette case, hesitated for a moment, and then put it back.

After waiting for about five minutes, Lao Zhao said again: "If it's okay, let's do a simple performance in the afternoon, let's take a look first." ”

Director Li Wei snorted, "Mr. He's lines are really impeccable, especially in this paragraph, which suddenly started bidding and then sold the wheelchair to Chef Fan, which is very funny." ”

Zhang Hongqing, "Well, the lines are fine." You can play it to see the effect, and find a little audience to test it. ”

There are a total of 7 directors of language programs, including Wu Dong.

"Well......" The few who didn't express their opinions nodded in agreement after reading the script.

A lot of jokes can't be seen if they don't act, such as that sentence, [If someone makes a brain teaser, please press 3, and someone sells a stretcher and dials 110 directly] Fan Wei must say it with a big tongue to have that flavor.

The review is mainly to see if there are taboos in the lines, and it is not passed like this.

After the performance, they will start to pick thorns, and even dress up, voice intonation, appearance order, actor position, etc.

……

The lively atmosphere suddenly became calm.

Wu Dong didn't say anything, he frowned and looked at the lines.

(Is this necessary for me?) Even if I don't say that eventually they will change to that form, right? Not necessarily, maybe it was the original director who gave his opinion...... ）

He Kui wanted to speak and stopped, he felt that it was a bit insufficient for him to talk to Wu Dong directly.

Although Wu Dong's identity and status are there, Lao Zhao doesn't care.

Interlaced like a mountain, Wu Dong is a layman in the sketch industry, he feels that Wu Dong is pretending to be looking for a sense of existence.

Lao Zhao laughed, "Director Wu, you never expected that I watched it several times, it was too funny." In the past, I knew that you would make movies, write lyrics, and run fast, but I didn't think you could write jokes.

Hey, hey, I knew I would have asked you to help change the lines. ”

This sounds like a lift, but it's actually a run.

You can do it, do you think you can write two jokes and make a skit!

Lao Zhao took out a box of Huazi.

Smoking is generally not allowed in the CCTV conference room, and they have a special smoking area.

"Director Wu?" He naturally let Wu Dong go.

Wu Dong smiled and waved his hand, and Lao Zhao lit a cigarette.

The rules are set for ordinary people, and when you find that you don't have a person to remind you if you don't follow the rules, then you can walk sideways in this place.

smoking, expressing his dissatisfaction, is also reminding Wu Dong of his status in the Spring Festival Gala.

……

Wu Dong looked at him and lit a cigarette, and laughed, "Here, you look at this paragraph, that is, the bidding there, three thousand five, four thousand, four thousand five, five thousand."

Do you feel like something is missing? ”

Everyone looked down at the lines, and Lao Zhao twisted his eyebrows and recalled that he was already familiar with the lines.

The lit cigarette burned a quarter, and Lao Zhao didn't smoke it.

"Shhh Ah, I think it's a bit of a problem when you say that. When I was acting in this part, I wanted to hurry up, and I didn't laugh...... Director Wu, what do you think? ”

Lao Zhao flicked the cigarette ash, Lao Jianghu was dissatisfied but didn't turn his face, there were so many people at the scene, only Wu Dong said a little bit more reliable, he was still willing to give the young man a step...... But if what he says is too outrageous......

Although Mr. Zhao didn't turn his face, it was obvious that he was unhappy.

Wu Dong said lightly: "Two thousand, two thousand five, three thousand, three thousand five, four thousand, five thousand, snap!" ”

Everyone didn't react, Wu Dong smiled, "Come on, come on, Teacher Fan, let's play it again." ”

"I'm here to fool around, and two little apprentices, you follow my rhythm."

Fan Wei looked at Lao Zhao, who took a puff of cigarette and nodded lightly.

……

Big Fool: How much does it cost?

Little Flicker: Two thousand!

Chef Fan: I'll give you two thousand!

Big flicker: I'll give two thousand five!

Chef Fan: I'm three thousand!

Big flicker: I'm three thousand five!

Chef Fan: I'm 4,000!

Big Fool: I'm five thousand!

Chef Fan: Deal!

Big Fool: Equip Chef Fan.

Chef Fan: Hey, you shouted 5,000, I fell the hammer, deal!

Big flicker: messed up, messed up, messed up! In this way, it doesn't matter who shouts! You see, let's take a look, it's a bit messy, who shouted first?

Chef Fan: I'll shout first!

Big Flicker: How much do you shout?

Chef Fan: I'm two thousand!

Big flicker: I'm two thousand five!

Chef Fan: I'm three thousand!

Big Flicker: Three thousand five!

Chef Fan: Four thousand!

Big Fool: Four thousand five!

Chef Fan: Five thousand!

Big Fool: Look at it! Clear, clear, clear!

Chef Fan: Eh! It's a little messy, it's a little messy.

……

Lao Zhao took a puff of his cigarette, and he didn't react until it was hot.

Everyone was stunned to watch Wu Fan's performance......

……

"Hahaha, Teacher Fan, it's really a master, just go down."

Fan Wei was stunned and smiled awkwardly, "You've fed your lines there, so you can only take it like that." ”

Wu Dong sat down lightly and took a sip of tea, "Teacher Zhao, what do you think?" ”

Lao Zhao's face was full of spring breeze, "Smack!" patted Wu Dong, "Hahaha, I would have come to you a long time ago if I knew this, what are we grinding in the hotel!"

So that you can finalize the whole thing. Come on, if I am asked to shoot a sketch again at the Spring Festival Gala next year, we won't have to work hard and finish with you directly. ”

——

At 5 p.m., CCTV No. 3 rehearsal hall.

"Costumes, stage sets, these can be considered again, and this title, I don't think it's necessary to call it "Anti-Flicker Hotline" or "Selling Stretchers" without taking advantage of the popularity."

"Hmm...... What Director Wu said makes sense. ”

Zhao Fan and his gang performed both versions and made a judgment.

It turned out that everyone was surrounding Wu Dong because he was the chief director.

Now everyone is surrounding Wu Dong because Director Wu can help them solve the problem.

Sometimes fame alone can't calm people, you have to show both hands.

……

Lao Zhao, "Director Wu, is there any arrangement for the evening, let's have a meal together, you have solved a big problem for me." I can't eat or sleep well these days, and today you dial ...... so little."

Wu Dong looked at Lao Zhao, this show actually has a failure, the two apprentices are a little old.

The key is that when Wu Dong saw Cai Li, he remembered Li Daodao in rural love, Wang Hu is Wang Laoqi is Wang Xiaomeng's father, and now watching them play two little apprentices is really too dramatic.

"Teacher Zhao, your two apprentices are older, why don't you find two younger apprentices. I think it's definitely better for them to act in TV dramas than in sketches. ”

Lao Zhao was stunned for a moment, "......" You are very wide! But it seems to make sense. (End of chapter)