Boil water contest, literally!

Heavyweight beauty, that's definitely something to look forward to.

The conversation with Shen Lin made Xu Ruibing not feel that he was on duty this time, and even said with a bad smile: "You Shen Lin just don't play cards according to common sense, I want to see, are your heavyweight beauties as beautiful as the host of the Spring Festival Gala?" ”

"This is kept secret for the time being, not a heavyweight!" Shen Lin said seriously.

At that moment, a burst of music began.

"Sweet honey, the sweetness of your smile, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze......"

The familiar melody suddenly quieted down a lot of people present, but listening to this voice, Xu Ruibing asked suspiciously: "Shen Lin, you don't use amplification equipment here, why is the sound so loud?" ”

"Brother Xu, I want to lend the amplification equipment in your office, but unfortunately, your Song Institute is a stingy person and refuses to borrow it."

Xu Ruibing understands Song's temper, and it is easy to say anything else, but there is no need to think about borrowing things like this.

"Haha, the set of equipment you repaired is the tip of our Song Institute, you want to lend it, how is that possible?"

When he said how could it be, Xu Ruibing's voice carried a hint of ridicule.

Shen Lin also said: "Yes, I can't help it, so when I play music, I use ten tape recorders." ”

Ten tape recorders!

Xu Ruibing understood instantly, and he looked at Shen Lin with a shocked gaze. This guy is really not an ordinary hero, ten tape recorders put ten identical tapes together, this guy ......

"I won't say anything, I can only say, Boss Shen, you are arrogant!" As Xu Ruibing spoke, he stretched out a finger towards Shen Lin.

Shen Lin laughed and said: "It's all my own things, and it's a waste of resources to be idle, so I'll use a little more." ”

Xu Ruibing didn't want to chat anymore, if it weren't for the heavyweight beauty that Shen Lin said, he wouldn't be interested in staying with this guy for a long time.

"Shen Lin, when are you going to start, that heavyweight beauty?"

At this moment, Sweet Honey came to the final part with a beautiful melody, and Shen Lin, who had personally checked the process, said with a smile after hearing Xu Ruibing's complaints: "Isn't this the beginning?" ”

With Shen Lin's words, he saw the high platform built in front of Lin Rong Electronics, and began to tremble.

"Knock knock!"

With this voice, a woman with a loudspeaker in her hand strode to the middle of the stage.

Short hair, bun face, split into two slender waist bucket waists, and two large eyes that have begun to accumulate and become smaller by the fat in the eye sockets......

Looking at this middle-aged aunt in overalls, Xu Ruibing was stunned for a moment, and said casually to Shen Lin: "Why don't you let the heavyweight beauty play first, why is it the heavyweight beauty who is her own mother?" ”

Shen Lin smiled and said: "This is what I told you about heavyweight beauties, if you don't believe it, you can wait for her to finish hosting, let's find a scale on the spot." ”

Xu Ruibing was really speechless, the heavyweight beauty in Shen Lin's mouth turned out to be this, at this moment, he didn't want to talk to this guy.

"This is also a beauty, you ...... Don't spoil the words, okay? ”

"Lao Xu, what you said is not right, is this a lesbian in front of you?" Shen Lin pointed to the fat aunt with the horn and said.

Xu Ruibing nodded and said, "Yes, I absolutely can't deny this, but you're talking about a beauty!" ”

"People's hearts are beautiful, what do you want!" Shen Lin smiled at Xu Ruibing and said, "Spiritual beauty is the most important thing. ”

Listening to this perfect explanation, Xu Ruibing felt that everything was fine, and at this moment, he heard the fat aunt holding the loudspeaker say loudly: "Guests, friends, and our old and young masters in Dongzhou, good morning." ”

For the arrival of the fat aunt, the people present were really dumbfounded. For them, such a host is really a bit unexpected to them.

After all, this is so different from what everyone thinks!

"I'm Chu Hongmei, the host of today's boiling water competition, haha, but I still like everyone to call me a fat aunt."

The fat aunt held a loudspeaker, and her voice instantly resounded around everyone. Shen Lin looked at the fat aunt who said two sentences according to his script, without the slightest nervousness, as if she was more relaxed than during the rehearsal yesterday, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

He knew that a live player like Fat Aunt needed to be on stage.

"This boiling water competition is the first event of our hot company, haha, everyone may be a little unfamiliar with our company, but Shen Lin Shen boss, I believe everyone has heard of it, right?"

The fat aunt's voice suddenly raised a lot: "You guessed right, our boss is Boss Shen." ”

"Otherwise, how could it be possible to build such a high platform here."

"As for why I came to be the host, I can tell you that I definitely didn't go through the back door, and I won it all by strength."

Speaking of this, the fat aunt took a breath and said, "I really need to take a breath when I say so much in this breath." ”

The fat aunt's words caused a burst of good-natured laughter, and the people who were originally a little dissatisfied with the host also looked at the fat aunt with curiosity at this time.

For most people, the fat aunt comes to be the host, and this temperament is too down-to-earth.

"Boss Shen said that this boiling water competition is very important to our factory, so he has set up such a big platform, so he needs a heavyweight beauty to help him host."

The fat aunt with the big horn was not timid at all: "As soon as I heard the news, I felt that Boss Shen's words were specially tailored for me." ”

"After all, among the beauties in the whole factory, when it comes to heavyweight, my fat aunt is well-deserved to be the first!"

"So, I went directly to Boss Shen and told him that I was the heavyweight beauty he was looking for, and I didn't believe we could use a scale."

There was a burst of laughter from the audience. Even Xu Ruibing, who had already been told this by Shen Lin, couldn't help but laugh at this time.

"Shen Lin, where did you find this kind of living treasure, let me tell you, I'm about to die of laughter."

Shen Lin smiled and said: "I found it from my own company, I was worried that she would be restrained in a crowded place, and she couldn't let go, but I didn't expect that people were much braver than I thought." ”

Xu Ruibing smiled, this is still called can't be let go, so what is it called letting go!

"Boss Shen, after watching me for five minutes, he was finally impressed by the beauty of my soul, so let me host this boiling water competition."

The fat aunt continued: "The boiling water competition, as the name suggests, is actually boiling water!" ”

"Oh, I'm a little thirsty, that little strong man, get some water for my aunt to drink, let me moisten my throat."

Just as the fat aunt was talking, Qiangzi, as one of the service staff, came to the stage with an empty hot pot.

Behind him, there was also an iron bucket, and in the iron bucket, there was cold water.

The audience, who had already been aroused, were all wide-eyed at this time.

They want to see, what is the fat aunt going to do?

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