In the activity room of the Department of Economics, a group of students preparing to participate in the New Year's Day party are rehearsing happily.

In fact, the small party in the class is a self-entertaining nature, there is not too much pressure, everyone is giggling and laughing, and the class committee emphasizes that "we must pay attention", which is not related to the side at all.

Li Ye wrote a sketch script, divided it into several parts according to the role, and handed it to the squad leader Zhen Rongrong and the old man Sun Xianjian.

Sun Xianjin got the script early, and he has completely read it by now, but the more he pondered, the more uncomfortable he became, and his rather decent face was twisted into a shoehorn.

"Brother, my first brother, you are too ugly for me, you have to change it for me, and change it into a positive image of the character."

"What's ugly about this character?"

Li Ye said with a straight face: "Let you wear a little cotton hat crookedly, wearing a little cotton monkey is needed by the show, why are you still stinky?" ”

"I'm not disgusted with ugly clothes, I'm not afraid if you let me go on stage bare-chested, but how can I use my cleverness to eat the noodles of the villagers for nothing?"

Sun Xianjin said anxiously: "Look at the lines you wrote, I didn't eat the first bowl of noodles. I took the first bowl of noodles for the second bowl of noodles. Why give money? Isn't this a treacherous bad guy? ”

The "sitcom" written by Li Ye is actually the famous "sea cucumber fried noodles" decades later.

And Sun Xianjian, who is very compatible with his hometown, was indisputably designated by Li Ye as the "protagonist" of eating noodles.

As for the other roles, Li Ye can only let Zhen Rongrong worry about mobilization, the other characters in this sketch have been fooled by the protagonist for a long time, Li Ye is worried that a group of high-minded and arrogant high-achieving students will not want to play.

But Li Ye didn't expect that he kindly set Sun Xianjin a "protagonist" and arranged such a big scene, but he was not happy.

Li Ye held back a smile and taught earnestly: "Boss, you have to look at the problem with an objective eye, although we are just acting in a small skit in the class, but this is also art.

Art requires actors to dedicate themselves, and you play a comedic role, just to provide joy for everyone.

Besides, what kind of harlequin are you? According to what you say, no one has played those bad elements in the movie yet? ”

Sun Xianjian's face was full of grievances, and he was sad for a while, but he still said angrily: "No, brother, what is the script you wrote?" ”

"Smack~"

"It's up to you, you have to do what you want, and you have to do it if you don't want to."

Hearing Sun Xianjian's "play", Li Ye immediately slapped the table.

That's the smell!

Looking at Sun Xianjian's medium height and listening to his resentful tone, Li Ye felt that he was crooked, and he had found the right person.

However, Li Ye's slap on the table attracted the sideways glances of everyone around, and Mu Yunning, the head teacher who had just come in from the door, narrowed his eyes at Li Ye.

"Li Ye, you just joined the class committee, did you make a threat to your classmates? You have to do what you want, and you have to do it if you don't want to? Do you need me to teach you a lesson in ideology and morality? ”

"No, Teacher Mu," Li Ye was not overwhelmed by Mu Yunning's sternness, and said very calmly: "Sun Xian has some misunderstandings about his role, and I am explaining the truth to him." ”

"Oh, then I'm going to listen to you."

Mu Yunning sat opposite Li Ye and waited for Li Ye's explanation.

Li Ye didn't explain anything, but gave the script to Mu Yunning: "Teacher, take a look at the script first, Sun Xianjin said that the customers who eat noodles are too treacherous and don't want to act, I don't think there's a problem." ”

Mu Yunning glanced at Li Ye, took the script and read it carefully.

After a while, she asked Li Ye strangely: "How do you know that when a student from the school went home this year, he encountered fraud from an unscrupulous businessman at the train station?" ”

Of course Li Ye didn't know, but at this time, he also said lightly: "I just saw that the street is a little chaotic now, so I wrote a book casually, but in the end it ended with a well-intentioned misunderstanding, there are still many good people in this world." ”

The environment at the end of 82 is indeed a little flawed, and people are still in the majority, but treacherous people are really not uncommon.

There is no real price for outsiders to eat, and long-distance drivers are frequently charged a high price of 10 yuan for repairing a tire.

The people around him were surprised, Sun Xianjin was even more self-blaming, Li Ye wrote a book that reflected reality, and explained so much to himself bitterly, but he thought crookedly, it really shouldn't be.

Mu Yunning thought for a while and said, "Then let's rehearse now and see the effect, who is the actor of this skit?" ”

Li Ye pushed Sun Xianjin out, Mu Yunning originally chose a few people, all of whom were "backward elements" who did not want to report the show, plus she only made up five people herself.

Li Ye is deeply worried about the performance of these people, twisting and pinching, where does he have the talent to act in comedy!

Sure enough, after the rehearsal began, the five of them were really in a bad situation, either forgetting words or laughing.

But it was this kind of stupid performance that just played a "nonsensical" effect, causing everyone to laugh.

In particular, Sun Xianjian's "that pimple" native accent was full of joy when he stumbled, and he won the laughter and applause of many students.

Mu Yunning, who was calm and composed, could hold back at first, but then he was laughing wantonly, and the flowers and branches trembled.

Li Ye glanced at a few boys in the class, and sure enough, he saw unusual expressions, and he didn't know if everyone would have any regrets in their hearts after many years.

After Sun Xianjin and others rehearsed hard, Mu Yunning made a decision.

"This skit is still good, you guys should be proficient as soon as possible and participate in the selection of the New Year's Day party of the college."

Sun Xianjin and the others were stunned for a moment, the college party was going to perform in the school auditorium, and so many audiences were a little weak when they thought about it.

But if you think about it, it's also exciting, isn't it?

At the end of the rehearsal that day, Sun Xianjin followed Li Ye to the cafeteria, still reciting lines as he walked.

"What about sea cucumbers? Did you eat it? ”

"Playing Nirvana?"

Li Ye suddenly patted the little brother on the shoulder and pouted forward.

Sun Xianjin immediately saw Bian Jingjing.

Bian Jingjing is too tall, 1.75 meters tall, taller than most boys at this time, and it is difficult not to be noticed.

"Boss! I've created an opportunity for you, it's up to you whether you succeed or not, and my brother can only help you get here. ”

Sun Xianjin asked puzzledly: "What chance?" Brother, what are you helping me? ”

Li Ye said: "Am I creating an opportunity for you to perform at the college party?" ”

Sun Xianjin nodded and said: "Although it's still uncertain, I feel that our sitcom is better than those English skits, and it should be. Can you choose it? ”

In the early 80s, English was the well-deserved "king of sought-after", and many departments and classes at Beijing University rehearsed various English plays and held various competitions.

In terms of the mentality of later generations, you may not understand it, but if you watch the movies of the early 80s, you may understand.

In the urban movies at this time, if you want to bring out the excellence of the actor, let him learn and speak English.

Li Ye once watched an old movie, the name was forgotten, and the plot of the movie was a standard scene where a poor boy chased Bai Fumei.

The poor boy was just in the library, asking to copy a few original English sentences from the professor's book, and then they started chatting, being appreciated, and finally winning the heart of the professor's daughter.

This was nothing, but after the male protagonist chased the girl, he said something that Li Ye didn't understand very much to the sanitation workers and ordinary people on the street - "Look, how worthless these people's time is!" ”

And at the end of this poor boy, he carried a set of radio equipment assembled by himself and climbed to the top of the mountain on a rainy night to "call strange shadows" (aliens), which really didn't give Li Ye a good feeling.

The general environment is like this, so the English drama at this time must have a sought-after bonus, whether the "Sea Cucumber Fried Noodles" of the Department of Economics can be selected, Sun Xianjin is actually not full of confidence.

"Believe me, I will definitely be selected," Li Ye said firmly: "When the time comes, you will invite Bian Jing to watch you perform, and then discuss comedy."

Sun Xianjin scratched his head and said, "Brother, are these things you said okay or not?" What if people think I'm unstable? ”

“.”

Li Ye was speechless for a few seconds, and had to ask, "Boss, what kind of boy do you think is the most popular with girls?" ”

Sun Xianjin stared at Li Ye for a long time, his face was so awkward and awkward.

"Brother, I know you're good-looking, and I know that you like girls, but can you not show off in front of my brother, I admit it in my heart, you have to let me praise you twice, right?"

"Am I that vulgar?"

Li Ye scolded with a smile, no longer detoured with Sun Xian, and said directly: "Girls still prefer interesting boys." ”

"What a funny boy."

"When you rehearsed just now, it was very interesting," Li Ye patiently guided: "If you can laugh quietly twice a day, then the success rate will be twice as high as others.

Of course, this kind of thing depends on fate, there is a lot of chance, even if it fails, there is nothing to regret, it is just unavoidable. ”

Sun Xianjin was stunned for a moment, and his eyes were different.

"Brother, I can definitely do it, definitely."

The boys who fall in love for the first time have a kind of thought, that is, "I have poured out my heart for you, why don't you still like me?" ”

Sun Xianjin is no exception.

。。。。

After entering the cafeteria, Li Ye separated from Sun Xianjian, he ate with Wen Leyu, and he didn't like acquaintances to sit next to him and disturb him.

In addition, Sun Xianjin didn't want to sit next to Li Ye, he was filled with dog food at every turn, and he was full before he finished eating.

After the meal, Wen Leyu quickly picked the dishes she didn't like to eat in her bowl into Li Ye's bowl, and the things she liked to eat in Li Ye's bowl naturally couldn't escape the pair of flexible chopsticks in her hand.

While eating, the two chatted, and talked about the New Year's Day party.

"Xiaoyu, do you still want to perform on stage?"

"Well, the English chorus of our class was chosen, and I am the guitarist for the dubbing."

Li Ye was suddenly surprised and asked, "You can still play the guitar?" ”

Recently, Li Ye has met young artists who play the guitar on the street and at school, but he really didn't know that Wen Leyu could play the guitar.

"Who doesn't know how to order a little specialty," Wen Leyu's little head clicked twice in a row, and said: "One of my mother's classmates is from the Fangdong Song and Dance Troupe, and when they studied Western music in the early sixties, they studied guitar.

I didn't learn it again after two years, and the fingering was a bit rusty, but a simple piece of music was enough. ”

Li Ye said happily: "Then you teach me in the future, I want to learn guitar." ”

"Okay," Xiao Nizi agreed very simply, but then said, "But you also have to teach me how to fight thorns." ”

“.”

Li Ye said reluctantly: "If you want to learn to fight thorns, why don't you learn from Uncle Wen?" He's also a master of stabbing! ”

"My mother didn't let my dad teach me, saying that she was afraid that I would get into trouble," Wen Leyu pouted: "As a result, my dad didn't teach me, and it was useless for me to quarrel with my mother twice when I was angry." ”

"Then I can't teach you, I'm afraid of your mother."

Li Ye wisely expressed his attitude.

But Wen Leyu immediately narrowed his eyes, revealing two small teeth.

"If you're afraid of my mother, aren't you afraid of me?"

“.”

There are also drawbacks to being exposed to it.

Wen Leyu was nurtured by Mr. Ke with the elegance in his bones, and similarly, it seems that some bad things have been learned inadvertently.

"I'm joking with you, I told you a long time ago not to be afraid of me, your memory is really bad, you can teach if you want to, if you don't want to teach me, you can force you to fail?"

Wen Leyu quickly changed his mood and anger, and explained a few words with a smile, as if he was afraid that the female power at that moment just now would affect his virtuous image in Li Ye's heart.

"Teach, I will definitely teach you," Li Ye said dotingly: "But you have to be ready!" Practice stabbing will sharpen calluses on your little hands. ”

Wen Leyu muttered happily: "Calluses are calluses, and I haven't had them." ”

Thanks to book friend Hatsune Akina for the tip.

(End of chapter)