Chapter 161: The Mystery of the Grandmaster (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Voyages aren't as much fun as most people think.
The sailors on Wang Hui's ship told Yang Ge that every time he sailed, only the two days of getting on and off the ship were happy, and the rest of the time was torment.
After admiring the turquoise waters that had remained unchanged for three days...... I think so.
However, among the seventy-two people in the same company, he may be the only one who has this "trouble".
The rest of the people, even if they were invincible on the list of heroes, were shocked by Yang Ge's simple and crude "battle plan".
Even a pinnacle true giant like Xiang Invincible has such a great sense of crisis, let alone others.
As a result, the seventy-two warriors who crossed the east had not yet begun to roll up the strangers, but they had begun to roll up their own people......
Only Yang Ge walked around the ship with nothing to do, and for a while the sailors on the ship learned to recognize the rigging that was a mess like a wire of the Three Kingdoms, and for a while he learned how to recognize the charts and how to distinguish the directions according to the constellations with the navigators...... In the end, it was concluded that interlacing is like a mountain, and it is not easy to live on the sea!
Then, he decisively gave up this useless work, got a fishing rod from the crew, and started to work as a scrap fisherman with peace of mind.
"Whoosh."
On the seventh day of going to sea, Yang Ge sat at the stern of the boat and skillfully raised the fishing rod, and a combination of rigidity and softness pulled up a fiery red sea bream more than a foot long from the seawater.
"Lao Zhang, the fish is the fish, the fish is ......"
Yang Ge shouted and beckoned to the chef Lao Zhang, who was in the distance in the boathouse, grabbed the fishing line and quickly took the sweet sea bream from the hook, threw it into the fresh water bucket on the side, and then re-hung a clam on the hook and threw it back into the sea.
"It's coming, it's coming!"
The chef Lao Zhang Xi came up with a smile, bent down to grab the sweet sea bream from the fresh water bucket and put it on a clean dry board, processed the fish with a few knives with a small sharp knife, cut a plate of fish sheng as thin as cicada wings, with a little soy sauce and a little rice wine, and handed it to Yang Ge with both hands: "Second master, try it quickly." ”
Yang Ge held the fishing rod steady with one hand, and with the other hand, he used a sharp knife to insert a piece of yusheng into his mouth, and sighed with an intoxicated face: "Ah, it's the smell of the sea...... You eat it too! ”
"Hey."
Chef Lao Zhang responded, picked up a piece of yusheng with a smile on his face, dipped it in some soy sauce and put it in his mouth, and also learned from Yang Ge's appearance and sighed: "Ah, fresh, really fucking fresh!" ”
"Hey, hey, hey......"
The two of them bared their front teeth together, and they were so happy that they couldn't see their teeth.
Yang Ge: "What do you eat at night?" Did the sprouts I sent the night before grow out? ”
Chef Lao Zhang: "I took a look at it in the morning, it seems to have sprouted ......"
Yang Ge: "That night, we fried bean sprouts and ate them, and I dreamed of sitting in the salt pile when I ate salty food these days!" ”
The chef Lao Zhang smiled and nagged: "You just mouth, where is this, we haven't been on the shore for the longest month before, and it will be the New Year to have a piece of salty food to eat at that time......"
Yang Ge patted his thigh and said: "Harm, I, I don't want to be a big official, live in a good house, I don't want to wear good clothes, and how many mothers-in-law and aunts I marry, so I have a good appetite, if I don't have that condition, forget it, if I have this condition, why should I wronged myself?" ”
The chef pouted and smiled: "I don't understand you, if I want you to have this ability, how can I go to sea to suffer this hardship, I have already returned to my hometown to build three tile-faced houses, put dozens of acres of paddy fields, and then ask my aunt to say that I have a few mother-in-laws who have a good butt and are good at raising them, that day ...... Tut-tut, even if the emperor wants to change with me, I won't be able to! ”
The old man licked his lips, and his eyes clouded with malnutrition gleamed with hope.
"Hahaha......"
Yang Ge laughed and said: "Look at your little talent, you have my ability, and you only think about your wife and children hot kang head?" ”
Chef Lao Zhang: "What about that? ”
Yang Ge thought about it seriously, and laughed louder and louder: "Yes, yes, what you say is reasonable, no matter how capable and high his heart is, in the end, he will have to have his wife and children hot kang head!" ”
Chef Lao Zhang also laughed with "hey, hey, hey".
Yang Ge turned his head to look at him: "You said before, you are from Wendeng County, Shandong, right?" Did you drift to the sea because you ran away from the grass and fell into the grass? Is there a human life on your hands? ”
Chef Lao Zhang shook his head like a rattle: "I was born timid, I can't see human blood, when I was in Niuxian Mountain, I was the big boss who wanted me to lead the sheep, and I couldn't do it, so I floated to ......the sea again."
Yang Ge: "Cheng, this time I go back, I'll ask someone to go to your hometown to have a look, if the problem is not too big, see if you can pay some fines to settle the matter...... You go home by yourself and live your life steadily! ”
The chef Lao Zhang was stunned, his lips trembled and he couldn't speak for a while.
Yang Ge smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "It's fate that our brothers can accompany each other on this journey, so I will treat it as a younger brother to send you home......"
The cook Lao Zhang held his hand vigorously: "Second master, second master, I, I ......"
At this moment, Yang Tiansheng came out of the cabin, saw the fish in the plate, and put it in his mouth: "The harvest is good, second child." ”
Chef Lao Zhang saw him, and waved his hands knowingly and said: "Second master, you sit, I'll go and see the bean sprouts you sent, and let's eat fried bean sprouts at night." ”
Yang Ge waved at him.
Yang Tiansheng pulled the little horse and sat next to Yang Ge, watched him pull up the hook, change the bait and throw it back into the sea.
"Can't hold it back?"
Yang Ge looked at him with a smile.
Yang Tiansheng breathed a sigh at the blue sea: "Come out and take a breath." ”
Yang Ge: "It's okay, how about combining work and rest......
As he spoke, he glanced back at the cabin and retracted his gaze: "Do you have something to say?" ”
The smile on Yang Tiansheng's face froze: "Aha...... This, let's talk a few words, if you want to say that the master is not right, you should think that the master is farting! ”
Yang Ge glanced at him inexplicably, and wondered, "What's the matter?" ”
Yang Tiansheng swallowed a mouthful of saliva and forced a smile: "Is it that you have noticed that something has gone wrong in your own practice?" ”
Yange: "I know. ”
Yang Tiansheng: "Huh? ”
Yang Ge: "But you, how do you see it?" ”
Yang Tiansheng: "Our brothers discussed it, I thought something was wrong with your state before......"
Yange: "What's wrong?" ”
Yang Tiansheng: "Our brothers are not short of each other, right?" In the past, for such a big thing as the Dongdu Expedition, you had to come up with two or three complete plans to do the least...... But this time, you don't have any plans, just one word 'reckless', this seems to be something that the master will do, not like what you Yang Erlang will do! ”
"Then the master chatted with Boss Li in private, and Boss Li said that before his father went mad, he also had a ...... like you for a while."
After he finished speaking, the figures of Li Jincheng and Xiang Wushu appeared at the door of the cabin.
Li Jincheng hugged his two arms and shouted: "Boss Yang, you are not righteous, don't you sell me if you don't say it?" ”
Yang Tiansheng beckoned to him happily: "Good brother, let's be beaten and watch the play together." ”
Lee Kam Shing: ......
Speechlessly, the two of them carried two ponies over and lined up in the stern of the boat.
Yang Ge looked left and right, and said: "I am indeed practicing something, but it is not the situation you think, but the martial arts are improving too fast, and the mentality is a little inflated, don't worry too much, I know it in my heart, and I have been adjusting ...... it."
Yang Tiansheng couldn't laugh anymore, and pointedly at Yang Ge and said to Li Jincheng: "Listen, is this talking about human words?" ”
Li Jincheng rolled his dead fish eyes: "Do you think I am qualified to comment on his martial arts?" ”
Xiang Wushu stared at Yang Ge's fishing rod for a moment, and suddenly asked, "Second brother, it is rumored in the rivers and lakes that you have stepped into the realm of peerless grandmasters with one foot, what ......are you doing now?" But the mystery of the grandmaster? ”
Yang Ge: "The mystery of the Grandmaster? How so? ”
Xiang Wushu glanced at Yang Tiansheng: "You are sharp-tongued, you can say it." ”
Yang Tiansheng thought for a while and said: "The older generation has the saying 'Grandmaster's Mystery', but my father seems to have said that this is nonsense...... That is to say, the peerless grandmaster is the first to have the way of the grandmaster, and there is the realm of the grandmaster, but the way has the truth and falsehood, some people think they have attained the Tao behind closed doors, and as a result, they are trapped in the false way of the grandmaster and cannot extricate themselves, which is called the mystery of the grandmaster. ”
Xiang Wushu nodded: "That's what it means." ”
Li Jincheng also said: "My father is almost defeated at this level......"
Yang Ge looked left and right, and said to Yang Tiansheng: "Isn't this quite reasonable, why would Uncle Yang say that this is nonsense?" ”
Yang Tiansheng glanced at Li Jincheng and didn't say anything.
Li Jincheng raised his head: "There is something to say, there is a fart, my father doesn't care about this, what is there to say!" ”
Only then did Yang Tiansheng speak: "My father said that who can really be among the top masters of peerless grandmasters, who is not clear about his own Dao?" Where does the mystery of the grandmaster come from? Those who will be trapped by the mystery of the grandmaster are stupid people who have no hope of comprehending the way of the grandmaster at all, and they will force themselves out of hysteria...... Idiot! So what about the mystery of the grandmaster is nonsense at all! ”
Li Jincheng glanced at Yang Tiansheng, pursed his lips and said nothing.
Yang Ge pondered for a moment, nodded and said, "Uncle Yang!" ”
Xiang Wushu looked Yang Ge up and down: "Then ...... you are?"
Yang Ge shook his head: "I'm not a grandmaster mystery, I don't have any doubts about my own way, I'm purely just my own way of being a grandmaster...... It's too strong, and my background can't keep up, and when I break through Dongying, I can almost make up for the missing heritage! ”
Li Jincheng sneered and said with a poisonous tongue: "Hey, my father said the same thing back then, what happened?" ”
Yang Tiansheng also nodded in agreement: "This is indeed not self-feeling, the master still feels that the master is the first in the world, so is the master really the first in the world?" Whether it's a mule or a horse, or if it's pulled out for a walk! ”
Xiang Wushu looked at the two brothers who couldn't see Yang Ge well, and said in a low voice with some hesitation: "Have you two forgotten that the second brother has already killed a peerless grandmaster......
Lee Kam Shing: ......
Yang Tiansheng said angrily: "Don't you say that your mouth is not good?" ”
Yange: "Hahaha...... How else is it that a man is a gun hero? Look at how unique people's eyesight is, it seems that the two of you have eyes and don't know gold and jade, and a peerless master is in front of you, you all have eyes that don't know Mount Tai! ”
This time, the three of them stopped squeaking, and they longed for a thunderbolt on a sunny day to kill this squeaking king.
Yang Ge patted Yang Tiansheng and Li Jincheng on the shoulders left and right in an atmospheric manner: "Don't worry, when you penetrate Dongying, my brother will immediately show you the Grandmaster, and if you brag to others in the future, you can also pat your chest and say, 'I have seen the peerless Grandmaster break through the realm with my own eyes'!" ”
Without waiting for the two brothers to fight back, he continued: "As for why I didn't make any detailed and thoughtful battle plans for this trip, it's not that I am arrogant and underestimate the enemy, but that there is no strategic space at all on this trip. ”
"We are not familiar with the land of Dongying, we are not familiar with the people, and there are only seventy-two people in total, so if we really want to fight steadily and steadily, step by step, we are working with those village chiefs in Dongying, which is tantamount to attacking the enemy's strengths with our own shortcomings."
"It's better to just hurry up, grab it when you get to Dongying City, and leave after grabbing it, if you can beat us, if you can't beat us, you will run!"
"The main thing is a ...... that turns like the wind, unscrupulous, and aimless"
"Only in this way can we maximise the advantage of playing away from home and turn their home advantage into a burden for them."
After listening to his account, the three of them exhaled in unison, as if they had let go of some burden.
"As long as you have a plan in mind......"
Yang Tiansheng lazily glanced up at the sunset in the west: "The master is only afraid that you will go crazy but you don't know it, as long as you have a plan in your heart, the master of the sword mountain and the sea of fire will dare to accompany you to go through!" ”
Li Jincheng glanced at him with disdain, and said persistently: "Do you really think that if you penetrate Dongying alone, you can become a grandmaster?" You can't be hallucinating, are you? Let me tell you, the mystery of the grandmaster is like this, I feel that I am upright and omnipotent, but as soon as I am frustrated, I will be like a puffer fish that has been punctured, and it will be beaten back to its original form in a few clicks......"
"Shh
Yang Ge glanced at him and said disdainfully: "You think I am your father?" ”
Li Jincheng was furious and jumped up: "Dog thief, take advantage of this son......"
"Fish, fish!"
Yang Ge hurriedly stretched out his hand and blocked him with one hand: "Don't startle my fish ......"
He blocked Li Jincheng with one hand, and pinched the fishing rod with the other hand and picked it up violently.
"Smack."
The fishing line broke, Yang Ge was caught off guard, and sat on the ground with a small pony on his butt.
Seeing this, the three audience members laughed in unison.
Just as the three of them laughed, a head the size of a water tank floated above the sea and spat at the four men in the stern.
"Grass, can Lao Tzu suffer from your grievances?"
Yang Ge was furious, got up and pulled out his clothes three or two times, and jumped into the water.
Yang Tiansheng: ......
Lee Kam Shing: ......
Item Invincible: ......
After seeing a wave surging under the sea, there was a "snap", and the shirtless Yang Ge rushed out of the water carrying a shark more than a foot long and struggling, and laughed happily like a hundred-pound child: "Lao Zhang, Lao Zhang, come on, it's time for a big deal, everyone will have dinner tonight...... Fuck, can I get used to you? ”
Xiang Wushu raised his head and looked at Yang Ge, who was stupid in mid-air, and secretly poked Li Jincheng: "Is he like your father?" ”
(End of chapter)