Chapter 212: Rather Believe It (Ask for a Monthly Pass)

The sky is getting dark, and the lights are on.

Yang Ge lifted the windshield curtain and stepped into the Yuelai Inn.

Among the six people who were humming songs with hot pot in the inn, Xiao Baoqi, who was facing the door, glanced at him, didn't recognize him for a while, waved his hand and said casually: "Guest officer, it's closed, please stay early tomorrow!" ”

Yang Ge picked up the Cold Moon Treasure Knife and sneered.

The six of them all turned their heads to look at him, or Fang Ke was the first to recognize him: "My lord?" ”

As soon as he opened his mouth, the other five people were instantly shocked.

", second master?"

"Why are you doing this?"

"Wasn't it going well?"

The six of them hurriedly pulled open their seats and rushed up together.

Yang Ge shook his gaze and swept over the six big faces full of red light and oil, and sneered again in his heart, but his face changed to a smiling face, nodded and said, "It's okay, it's going well......"

"Have you eaten?"

"What kind of stupid thing are you talking about, you can't eat any more after you eat it?"

"Hurry up, sit down, sit down, drink two cups to warm up your body first......"

The six of them pulled Yang Ge to the wine table with their hands and feet.

Yang Ge waved his hand to break free from the claws of several people, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, you eat first, I have some questions to discuss with Lord Shen first, you can leave me two bites...... Lord Shen, let's go, go to the backyard! ”

He casually put the Cold Moon Treasure Knife on the counter and walked to the backyard without looking back.

Maybe his smiling face was too deceptive, and maybe he boasted that he had a clear conscience, Shen Fox, who had always been sharp, didn't notice anything wrong, and stretched out a thumb to point at Brother Xiao Baoqi's back and pointed at Yang Ge's back: "See, what's friendship!" ”

Brother Xiao Baoqi also gave him a thumbs up: "That's it, you and the second master are old friends!" ”

"Long story short, we're still waiting for you two to shabu mutton!"

"I'll come back later, and I'll talk to my brother about ......."

Only Fang Ke looked at Shen Fa's back with a strange expression, and his expression was speechless...... If he heard it correctly, the Lord Shen who was called by his own lord was 'Lord Shen'?

According to his understanding of his own adult, he is not afraid that he will be polite to you, but he is afraid that he will be polite to you!

If you are not polite, you will be scolded at most, and if you are polite, you will be beaten......

As he expected, the two walked into the backyard with their front feet, and there was a muffled sound of "bang" on their back feet, and when they heard it, they knew that it was the movement of flesh and blood slamming on the ground, which made Fang Ke's eyelids jump.

The four brothers who had just sat back at the table were also stunned, and subconsciously stood up and wanted to walk to the backyard.

Fang Ke picked up a piece of mutton with chopsticks and swayed it left and right in the copper pot, and whispered without looking back: "If you are not afraid of being beaten, you will go!" ”

The brother who had already taken a few steps listened to the words, and he was honest in an instant, returned to the dinner table steadily, picked up the mutton and put it in the pot and shook it seriously, and he was deaf, and he couldn't hear the rhythmic "bang bang bang" in the backyard at all.

In the backyard, Yang Ge finished a set of small combos that broke the hegemonic body, and the whole person was embedded in the wall, Shen Fan, finally came back to his senses, and said angrily: "Dog fuck Yang Er, Lao Tzu Guan'er didn't come here to help you worry about this broken inn, and I was worried every day that I would be fooled outside, and your mother would beat me as soon as I came back?" ”

"Hehe......"

Yang Gepi stepped forward without smiling, grabbed one of this guy's arms, turned around and slammed it on the ground with a neat over-the-shoulder fall: "You dare to say, you don't know the existence of that old closed Deng on Longhu Mountain?" ”

As he spoke, he had already grabbed this guy's arm and picked it up and danced it from the top of his head and smashed it behind him: "I kept persuading me not to be impulsive and think in the long run, but in fact, my heart has already blossomed, right?" Don't you wish that I and Lao Shudeng would fight for a lose-lose situation, so that you can sit and reap the benefits of the fisherman? ”

Shen Fa looked at him in disbelief, and even subconsciously ignored the pain in his body: "In your eyes, I, Shen Fa, am this kind of person?" ”

Yang Ge looked down at him condescendingly: "You're not this kind of person? ”

"I ......"

Shen Fa opened his mouth and wanted to deny it, but before he could say anything, he couldn't say any more, so he could only turn to a hoarse voice and said angrily: "Whether you believe it or not, I really have a black eye on this matter, even if you went to Longhu Mountain, I learned from the mouth of a flea...... But if there is a lie, I Shen Lao will hit five thunderbolts in two days, and there will be no place to bury me when I die! ”

"Huh?"

Yang Ge looked at him in surprise, a little surprised that this guy really didn't know anything...... It's not a trick or two times, but basically as long as he does it, he still admits it.

Of course, the premise is that he can see through the tricks he makes, and he will admit it.

If you don't understand, this guy can pretend to be stupid for a lifetime!

However, this did not prevent Yang Ge from continuing to beat this guy.

He smiled and bent down to grab the placket of this guy's clothes, threw it in the air, and raised his leg to be a set of chaotic wind legs with pieces of afterimage and kicked this guy endlessly, kicking it like a ball flying around in the center of the yard, and it didn't hit the ground for more than 20 breaths.

"Poof."

Shen Fa slammed on the ground again, his face was red and his ears were bent into a boiled prawn, but he was still unconvinced, and he asked with difficulty, "Why is this kick?" ”

Yang Ge shook his neck and moved his muscles and bones, and his whole body was as comfortable as if he had just finished killing a horse and a chicken.

Sure enough, when you come back from a long away, you have to beat this guy firmly.

Otherwise, something is missing......

"Back then, you told me that the peerless grandmaster who had cultivated to the fourth realm had reached the top, right?"

Yang Ge asked with a chuckle, and then his smile suddenly turned cold: "Do you know what Lao Tzu has experienced when he went out this time?" If Lao Tzu hadn't seen that the situation was wrong and immediately retreated, Lao Tzu would have returned to his hometown the day after he went out! ”

Shen Fa was dumbfounded: "Can you blame me for this?" ”

Yang Ge: "I don't blame you, I don't blame you, so what are you doing as the commander of the embroidered guard?" Just to wipe the butts of the powerful clansmen? ”

Shen Fa was speechless and doubted life.

Yang Ge straightened out his tattered clothes refreshedly, and casually shouted, "Miao, give it to me...... Old Fang, make me a bowl of hot tea! ”

Fang Ke: "Yes, my lord! ”

Yang Ge looked left and right, turned around and sat on the grinding plate, and said angrily, "Get up?" Do you want me to help you? ”

Shen Fa rubbed his chest, grinned and got up from the ground, secretly determined in his heart...... Even if you send someone to grab it, you must get "King Kong is Not Bad" to practice!

After a while, Fang Ke brought in two bowls of hot tea, and thoughtfully moved a chair in.

Yang Ge waved at him: "Guard the door, don't let those goods in front eavesdrop!" ”

Fang Ke waved his hand and said, "Yes, my lord!" ”

Yang Ge took a sip of the tea bowl and said, "Tell me about the recent major events in the DPRK." ”

Shen Fa was holding the tea bowl and said in surprise: "Why are you asking this?" ”

Yang Ge didn't bother to explain to him: "You don't have to say it!" ”

Shen Fa pondered for a moment, and then exhaled lightly: "As far as I know, some recent business as usual in the DPRK and China, the only thing that can be regarded as a major event, is that Wang Zhongtang's promotion of the One Whip Method and the Examination Method has been blocked...... By the way, didn't you put forward the suggestion that the government and the people pay taxes and grain in one piece? ”

Yang Ge frowned: "What is the test method?" ”

Shen Fa took a sip of the tea bowl, spit hot air and said slowly: "You don't understand government affairs, and I can't tell you clearly in a few words, in short, this is a noose that Wang Zhongtang added to all the local officials outside the Inspectorate in order to rectify the rule of officials, so that they dare not float and get by." ”

Yang Ge's brows slowly unfolded, and he asked in a deep voice, "The court is making a lot of trouble?" ”

Shen Fa nodded: "The lasso has fallen to the neck, of course they are very fierce, but there is Wang Zhongtang inside, and you, the 'Manifest Saint True Monarch', draw a sword to help, and you are barely under control." ”

Yang Ge flicked the bowl and muttered for a moment: "What about the north? ”

Shen Fa didn't know why: "What north?" ”

Yange: "What did you say north?" ”

Shen Fa suddenly realized: "You said Tartar? Since the last time Wang Shi broke the Tartar Wuliang Habu, in the past two years, all the departments of the grassland have played a dog brain in order to compete for the hegemony of the master's brain, and all of them are vying to be my godson of Dawei. ”

Yang Ge furrowed his brows again: "Are you sure?" If they were so honest, they would have come to me a while ago to give me a gift? ”

Shen Fa smiled disapprerovingly: "I'm afraid you don't know how famous you are outside now, right?" It's normal for them to come to stammer, but it's not normal for you not to stammer! ”

Yang Ge's brows did not loosen again this time, and after pondering for a long time, he asked again: "Regarding Dongying, how is the DPRK and China arranged?" ”

Shen Fa also frowned: "What exactly do you want to ask?" What else do you and I need to hide? ”

Yang Ge pursed the corners of his lips and thought for a moment, and finally felt that he should give this sassy fox some breath, this sassy fox is not to mention anything else, and his brain is indeed the best one among all the people he has ever seen.

Most of the people who have been cheated by him have been sold by him, and they are still counting the money for him.

So Yang Ge decided to get straight to the point: "I went to Longhu Mountain, you know, right?" ”

Shen Fan: "I know, I was about to ask you this, who are you suffering from?" ”

Yang Ge: "That Lao Deng's name is Zhang Xuansu, you go back to the information for specific information, I only tell you, that Lao Deng has lived for almost two hundred years, and his martial arts are very, very high, I fought with him three times, and only the last one barely made a draw...... I have reason to believe that he is the fifth realm of martial arts, a powerhouse of the rainbow flying sky! ”

"But this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that the former Tang should have died in the hands of that old Deng, he told me that he was divining astrology and found that there was a great chaos in the world, and said that the stars he saw were exactly the same as the stars he saw one hundred and eighty years ago!"

"This is also the reason why the Five Poisons Church is back in the rivers and lakes at this time of year, stirring up the wind and rain."

"I don't believe him, but this kind of thing, I'd rather believe it than believe it!"

Shen Fa was stunned by the bombs he threw one after another, and was stunned for several seconds before he suddenly came back to his senses, and said in a lost voice: ", land immortals?" Is the real murderer of the dead Tang? Chaos in the world? ”

"Land Immortals?"

When Yang Ge heard this name, he couldn't help but think of the terrifying power of Lao Deng's thunder sword move, which was comparable to a laser weapon, and nodded: "It's appropriate...... You calm down and listen to me! ”

Shen Fan's mind was a mess in the narrow courtyard full of debris: "How can I be calm? ”

Yang Ge: "Can not be calm can solve the problem?" ”

Shen Fa barely calmed down at this time, and looked at Yang Ge with burning eyes: "What do you want to say?" ”

Yang Ge groaned and said, "That Lao Deng is a figure who does great things...... In other words, there is a high probability that he will not do everything himself, so you don't have to worry about him single-handedly lifting the court and taking 10,000 steps back, even if he has that idea, there is still me! ”

He made the final decision first and solved the most difficult problem of Na Lao Deng.

"Secondly, the chaos in the world, out of my mouth, into your ears, you must not tell the emperor, when the emperor all regard the country as more important than the root of life, in case he really believes, hurriedly force some people who originally had no rebellion to rebel, you and I are the culprits of the chaos in the world! So you have to keep your mouth shut, loose on the outside and tight on the inside! ”

"In the end, I just asked you a few things, you are all reluctant, should, what are you doing as the commander of the embroidered guard? The eyes of the rivers and lakes and the rivers and lakes are black, the courtiers and courtiers don't know anything, the border passes, the border passes are also careless, if you really want to mess up, can you take care of your head, or can you take care of your stomach? ”

Shen Fa blushed and didn't dare to say a word.

Yang Ge took a sip of tea and took a breath, his body relaxed slightly: "You go back and help me deliver a message to Wang Zhongtang: Things have to be done, but don't be too impatient, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, you have to take it slowly, don't force them to jump over the wall in a wave." ”

"Let's make it clear, this is just my suggestion as a martial artist, if he has a big grasp, he will say nothing to me."

"As for the border passes, you send people to check by yourself, repair what should be repaired, make up what should be repaired, don't feel that you can sit back and relax when there is civil strife in the Tartars, people are practicing Gu on the grassland, if you don't seize this gap, hurry up to strengthen the border defense, and when others practice poisonous Gu, the unlucky ones are the soldiers at the border pass."

"And Dongying's side, the DPRK should also come up with a charter as soon as possible, there are tens of thousands of servant troops over there who have seen blood, and Zhou Fu and they can't control it after a long time...... If it's really redundant, send more people over and kill them together! Don't leave it behind! ”

"Finally, as long as you are willing to do things for the people of the world, as long as you still want to let the people of the world have a full meal...... I'll support you! ”

"If you can't beat it, I can help you fight it, and if you can't kill it, I can help you kill it!"

"But ......"

"If I find that you just want to stand on the head of the people and make a fortune, or if I feel that this world has a different person to be the master of the house, the life of the people may be better......"

He raised the teacup in his hand: "Then don't blame me for not saving me when I see death, or even ...... Draw your sword! ”

Shen Fan looked at his serious eyes, his heart was furious, but he still complained in a low voice: "If it's good, how can you say it from your mouth, so you don't like it?" Who are you and who am I? It's Your Majesty, you say that he is careful, or that he is not plucked, but you can't say that he is mediocre, right? Isn't everyone working hard for Da Wei to be better? ”

Yang Ge sneered and didn't answer.

He said what he had to say, and he promised what he could do.

If the Zhao family is still unstable, this world ......

Then it's time to change people, change people, and change good morning life early!

(End of chapter)