39.The Second Coming of the Devil (1)
"Brother......" someone shouted softly in the dark, it was a somewhat immature voice, reminiscent of a soft and cute little Lori.
Lu Mingfei wrapped himself in the quilt and turned around, making a pig-like flat mouth.
"Brother...... Get up. The little girl shouted again.
Lu Mingfei still didn't react, in fact, he had vaguely heard that someone seemed to be calling himself, disturbing people's dreams often ushered in a blow of sleeping dream Arhat boxing, in the past, Prime Minister Cao Cheng said that killing people in a lonely dream is estimated to be the same reason, and he has been the most angry when he gets up for thousands of years.
"Brother...... If you don't get up, I'm going to go crazy. The little girl whispered, with a lot of ruthlessness.
There was a bang, the quilt was pulled away, Lu Mingfei, who was only wearing a pair of pants, kissed the air unreservedly, and the person who pulled the quilt jumped directly on the bed very unceremoniously, and kicked his ass when he raised his leg. Lu Mingfei turned around for half a circle, and his nose slammed against the wall, as if he wanted to nourish blood.
He covered his nose and jumped up, glaring at the culprit angrily, and the culprit didn't feel guilty at all, just sat on the bed opposite that belonged to Lu Mingze, looking at him and laughing.
She was a girl who didn't fit in here, with waist-length hair braided into long braids, pinned to two skull hairpins, a black cake dress clustered like a cloud, leather bows everywhere, hollowed-out black calf-like socks, and pure black boots that were seven or eight inches high, completely like a cosplay girl from a comic show.
"You're you again? Annoying, if you want to harass people, you can't change it, why are you chasing me all the time? Seeing who it was, Lu Mingfei lay down again angrily, in a posture between Cleopatra who seduced a man, and Marilyn Monroe, looking at the little Lori with his cheeks.
He has a secret that no one knows, and that is that he often dreams. It's not strange to dream, but it's strange to dream about a serial, and to dream of a person all the time.
The little Lori in front of him is the character in his dream, called Lu Mingzawa, who claims to be his sister. Whether he Lu Mingfei has a sister or not, of course, knows better than anyone that there is only one dead fat cousin in the family, and there has never been such a flowery little Lori. But Lu Mingze is very persistent, and he also reports every week, but whenever Lu Mingfei dreams, no matter how bizarre the dream, there will definitely be Lu Mingze.
At the beginning, Lu Mingfei even thought that she might be a legendary succubus, who specialized in entering men's dreams to do bad things, and even looked forward to it for a while, hoping to have some dreams related to Chen Wenwen or Chu Zihan. It's a pity that Lu Mingze comes to chat with him most of the time, and after talking to Chen Wenwen, she will appear, and she will also appear when she meets Chu Zihan, in short, if there are any fluctuations in life in reality, there is a high probability that Lu Mingze will dream of Lu Mingze at night.
"Don't put gold on your face, I'm not chasing you, it's only in your dreams." Lu Mingzawa pursed his lips, his face full of disdain.
"Generally speaking, the one who will say this kind of thing is called a succubus in our second ape." Lu Mingfei said lazily.
"What, what else do you want to do with me? Although I already knew that you were very perverted, but I didn't expect you to be okay, I don't care, but do you dare? ”
Lu Mingze pulled her skirt and lifted it up slightly, the so-called sanctuary-like triangle absolute realm, Bai Huahua's thighs were exposed, and her slightly narrowed eyes were full of temptation. Lu Mingfei wanted to restrain his vulgar desire not to look at it, but his heart was really itchy, anyway, this is a dream, everything in the dream is reasonable, no police uncle will jump out and say that he is a perverted Lolita, so he will take him to the police station, and the adolescent virgin can't stand this kind of impact.
"Miscellaneous fish virgin, your eyes are going to pop out, do you dare to touch it?"
Lu Mingze covered the corners of her mouth and chuckled, just when she was about to see the fat time, she suddenly let go, put down her skirt, and looked at Lu Mingfei like garbage, "Miscellaneous fish didn't even dare to make a move when they met other beautiful sisters, and I couldn't hide the filthiness in my heart at all!" I actually have a lot of thoughts about my sister! ”
"Nonsense, if I do it, the police uncle should come to the door, am I that kind of womanizer!" Lu Mingfei hurriedly raised his head and held his chest high, regardless of his deeds, he was definitely a righteous gentleman in this matter.
"Of course you are, but you have a thief's heart but no thief's guts, do you dare to say that when Su Xiaoqiao was gone, you miscellaneous fish didn't look at other people's underwear shoulder straps twice?" Lu Mingzawa sneered.
One of the major features of Lu Mingze, who appeared in the dream, is that she knows everything that happened in Lu Mingfei's life, from the details to his three meals a day and what he saw and heard today.
"That'...... I didn't mean to. Lu Mingfei's righteous and gentlemanly aura immediately wilted.
"If you see it, you see it, a real honest person should close his eyes at this time and ignore it, don't find so many reasons, trash fish are trash fish, don't be angry!" Lu Ming is aggressive.
"Okay, I can understand your feelings if you want to scold me, but can you change the name, it's easy for me to want to be crooked." Lu Mingfei had no choice but to admit defeat.
Usually this kind of line will only appear in improper comics.,The arrogant Lori who opens her mouth and closes her mouth and hides the fish.,The end is often tied up by the bad uncle and educated to the point that the corners of the eyes are tearful and the corners of the eyes are white begging for mercy.。 Lu Mingfei is certainly not a bad uncle, but there has always been a goth Lori in front of him talking to him like this, and he always feels a strange sense of immediacy.
"If you can stand up, how can I say that you are a miscellaneous fish, it's not because you don't fight yourself." Lu Mingze sighed, thinking of a familiar figure in his mind, soft and cute, she is really a girl who will make people's hearts move, compared to this guy in front of him is a little downgrade, "My brother is really not as good as my sister, and it looks unpleasant everywhere." ”
"You have a sister?" Lu Mingfei asked.
"I haven't seen each other in almost two months."
"Why don't you go to her if you like her so much, I'm here."
"Because that world line has come to an end, I have no reason to stay any longer. But you're still stumbling in the backwater, so I'll have to come and see it. Lu Mingze looked Lu Mingfei up and down, his eyes were quite dissatisfied, like a cat who didn't want to see his owner, wondering why he didn't bring back the dried fish, "Is it benevolence and righteousness?" ”
"I don't understand what you mean."
"Just because you don't have the memory of the last world line, small problem."
Lu Mingze snapped his fingers, and in an instant, countless fragments rushed into Lu Mingfei's mind like fast-moving films, memories from different world lines, the initial starting point was a transaction, and he even remembered that he said goodbye to a girl named Lu Mingfei...... So many people and so many things seem to have come out of the depths and returned to the light.
The sudden huge amount of information made him have a headache, and he almost rolled on the bed with a pillow, and it took a while to slowly recover, and his eyes were blank and sweat was raining.
"Remember?" Lu Mingzawa looked at him condescendingly, his pupils rippling with gorgeous gold.
"You're really my sister...... Or can you call it a younger brother? Lu Mingfei squeezed out a wry smile, in that short period of time, he watched the entire life experienced by Lu Mingfei from the perspective of a third person, and the current scene is really familiar, just like the first encounter between Lu Mingfei and Lu Mingze in the previous world line.
"Ming Fei has cut the chains that imprisoned the fate of the dragon clan, and I have maintained the image of the last world line, and I will only be a sister from now on." Lu Mingzawa said, "But in this world, everything is still just the beginning, one of the many possibilities of the Gate of the Stone of Destiny, but this time it is not you who changes, but the things around you." ”
"I never thought that the guy who told me that he was going to help blow the axle of the wedding car suddenly turned into a cold black goddess one day...... Are you sure it's just a possibility of the world and not to play with me? ”
Lu Mingfei felt that his whole person was Spartan, and he not only had Lu Mingfei's world line in his mind, but also many possibilities in the past, such as some world lines where he actually soaked in Chen Wenwen, and some world lines ended up inheriting the family business with Su Xiaoqiao, of course, he still liked Nuo Nuo, after all, it was the first white moonlight in his life.
"But Chu Zihan is cute, isn't he? It's Chu Zihang, I didn't take care of you at all when I was a student, and I think I can't do it if I don't care about you, and it's not a simple matter to capture your heart, so you don't need to like Nuo Nuo later, people are married women. Oh yes, I forgot, she and Keisha are just good friends in this world line, and your boss is now extremely strong enough to be Miss World. Thinking about it this way, you join the Kassel Academy and are surrounded by girls, isn't this the rhythm of the male protagonist's script to open the harem? Lu Mingzawa smiled evilly.
"I'm not such a salty person!" Lu Mingfei hurriedly argued for himself, and if he continued to talk like this, he felt that he was going to become similar to the vice principal.
"You can be! The male protagonist of the harem is often the person who many men want to be the most, but that kind of role is not a miscellaneous fish, it is a lewd thief, and you are originally a lewd thief. Lu Mingze smiled very arrogantly, "Don't forget that it was you who said at the beginning, senior brother, if you are a girl, I will definitely marry you." Now that Chu Zihan has appeared, this world line is extremely perfect in my opinion, and it can make your salted fish turn over. Besides, don't you already think about her in your heart now, and dare to argue with others that I am not a crush, but a longing for my senior sister~ Who are you fooling? ”
Lu Mingze imitated Lu Mingfei's tone, the expression of that action was really vivid, and she was twisted like a little girl who was in love for the first time, but this looked very bad to Lu Mingfei, no matter how you looked at it, she felt that she must be equally obscene when she said this.
"Stop playing with you, what are you here for? Do you want to tell me to slay a dragon for you here? Lu Mingfei had no choice but to change the topic and interrupt Lu Mingzawa, if he continued to read it, he would be embarrassed to death.
"There's no need for it, because Lu Mingfei has already done everything that needs to be done, I don't care if Nidhogg dies on this world line, anyway, I don't belong here. For the same reason, I'm not going to give you a cheat feature of don't die or anything, you have to slaughter the dragon here. Lu Mingzawa said.
"Then you're still talking so much nonsense with me? My sister can take the permanent spirit of words, and my brother can only have an experience card, and now even the experience card is wooden, right? At the beginning, he kept saying that he was a devil, specializing in soul business, but now before the business is finished, he wants to pat his ass and run away when he makes enough money, and abandon his old customers, aren't you just a garbage real estate developer who ran away! ”
"What's the hurry?" Lu Mingze pouted, "It's completely okay, can I come and make fun of you, this time I'm here to help, to help you chase Chu Zihan." ”
"I'm rubbing, can you be so kind?" Lu Mingfei almost jumped up, in his opinion, as long as Lu Mingze offered generous conditions, it often represented conspiracy.
"Believe it or not." Lu Mingze shook his head and put his hands behind his back, with a profound style, "If you want to get Chu Zihan on your own, the difficulty is basically equal to ascending to the sky." Although she and Chu Zihang are fundamentally different, they are still similar in many places, Chu Zihang has encountered countless peach blossoms in his life, and in the end, what can impress him is a little dragon girl who is good at seduction, but they didn't come together in the end. How good can Chu Zihan be? I'm not afraid of spoilers with you, but you are a horse boy in people's hearts now, and Chu Zihan even thinks that he will never get married in his life. ”
Lu Mingfei was stunned, of course he thought about how difficult it was for Chu Zihan to chase, but he didn't take into account that falling in love was an option that didn't exist for her from the beginning, the so-called cold word of the goddess of coldness was by no means an easy shelf to put down, but it was really cold to the point where she didn't even have any idea about herself, and reached the realm of no desire and no desire.
"Figured it out? Then beg me, if you beg me, I will teach you "How to Pursue Chu Zihan's Secrets". Lu Mingzawa smiled.
"You're dreaming!" Lu Mingfei waved his hand, as if he wanted to separate himself from Lu Mingze, "Let's play this set again, how many times have I said it, I don't need it, even if I can only invite my senior sister to eat ramen, I hope that my senior sister will be willing to like me to eat ramen." Put away your sugar-coated cannonballs, I haven't been fooled by you in countless worlds in the past, and neither will this world, I will only rely on myself to chase my senior sister! ”
"Tut-tut, this is really domineering, but people who are domineering often don't end well." Lu Mingzawa shook his head, "Need me to tell you, will the senior sister you have been thinking about leave you tonight?" Now that she's on a plane to a distant place, she's on a mission with a big wave version of Keisha, and people don't think about you at all, and they don't plan to let you know when they leave. If you don't work hard to jump in front of the goddess, how can the goddess realize that there is a toad at her feet in this life? ”