Chapter 433: Jokes, Your Grandma Is an Expert (2-in-1 Chapter)
A very awkward worship of heaven and earth is finally over, relatives and friends who came to the wedding feel that today's share of the money is very worthwhile, just this melon to eat, go back to be able to talk to the mother-in-law or the grandfather who did not come to the house for half the night.
But who would have thought that worshipping heaven and earth is just an appetizer, and there will be something to eat later! It allows you to eat directly to the top.
"Originally, I came to see off my granddaughter, since this child worshiped heaven and earth, then even if he married into the Yang family,
But this old man really can't rest assured, so I asked her two words in the end, I hope that all relatives and friends, let me go for another minute."
After worshipping heaven and earth, Li Zhongfa arched his hand to the surroundings again, and then looked at Li Yue "sternly".
"Xiao Yue! Since you have become the daughter-in-law of the Yang family, you must have the appearance of a daughter-in-law, and you can no longer do whatever you want when you were a girl, all the old people in this family must be taken care of,"
"Like these two"
Li Zhongfa pointed to Yang Yumin's biological father and mother, was suddenly stunned for a moment, and asked embarrassedly: "May I ask your two surnames?" ”
Vonima, in front of so many people, you asked us your surname? One of your in-laws doesn't know our surname?
Don't you just say that we are outsiders?
If Li Zhongfa hadn't come over, the two old men and old ladies would have pulled down their faces directly to do things, but Li Zhongfa is a generation older than them, do you dare to put on the shelf of the elders and set rules for the new daughter-in-law Li Yueli?
You can't even train Yang Yumin! Yang Huaihua is still holding a photo frame! Today, someone's adoptive father is present, who are you bullying here as an "outsider" who only gave birth and did not raise?
"Don't be surnamed Jia, in fact, Uncle Li doesn't always have to worry, since Xiaoyue has entered our house, if there is anything you don't understand, we will definitely tell her."
The old man surnamed Jia said with a smile on his face that Li Zhongfa should not worry, but Li Zhongfa's eyes were faintly sharp.
This old man has something to say.
[My granddaughter is married, you should pay attention. 】
At this time, divorce is a great loss for women, unlike if you don't get tens of thousands of properties after a few decades, it will be a big loss.
Li Zhongfa smiled strangely, and then continued to instruct Li Yue: "Whether it is a mother-in-law surnamed Yang or a father-in-law surnamed Jia, you must provide for the elderly.
In the future, you two must calculate the living expenses well, even if the life is hard and difficult, you must squeeze out eight yuan a month and send it back to your hometown every month to support the two old people of the Jia family."
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Many people at the scene were stunned after listening to Li Zhongfa's words.
Except for some locals, most of them are gathered in the capital from other places to work, and they all have parents and relatives in their hometowns, and they also send money to their families.
But when it comes to sending money, it's so easy to touch your lips.
But don't think that this eight yuan a month is nothing, in the countryside in 84 years, not every old man can enjoy the pension money of his children.
And these eight dollars are available every month, and they are given every year, what if the money is not made up this month, and there is no way to send money home? You must know that in order to send money to the family these days, it is not uncommon for two people to quarrel.
Therefore, this kind of short matter in the family should not be decided in front of so many people, and it is easy to fall into the mouth.
But Li Yue raised his head and said very seriously: "Grandpa, don't worry, from next month, it will be difficult for me to eat chaff vegetables, and I will send them back a lot of eight yuan a month." ”
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"Papapapa~"
Suddenly, there was applause.
Everyone turned their heads and found that it was Director Yang who was applauding gently.
Although Yang Yumin only said hello to him today, and did not elaborate on the relationship between his adoptive mother and his biological father and biological mother, he, as a leader, can guess and guess some clues.
This kind of thing is really difficult to handle, and if it is not handled well, it can be extended to personal character.
But now the bride has made a final decision, at least the word "reason" has been occupied.
This is all "old and supported", what do you still want?
Don't say that eight yuan is not much, ordinary workers who have just entered the unit only have a few dollars per month? How much money can you give your parents every month?
With these eight yuan, even if someone gossips, Director Yang can also support his subordinates.
Everyone saw that it was Director Yang who applauded, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and keep up!
So the applause rang out violently and was given to Li Yue, the open-minded daughter-in-law.
But after the applause passed, Li Zhongfa said with a smile: "I don't need to start sending money from next month.
Our country has a rule that men are 60 years old and women are 55 years old before they are considered to be unable to work. ”
The scene suddenly became quiet again, and many people were stunned and then laughed, looking at Lao Jia's family with mixed meanings.
And Li Yue looked at the smile on the corner of his grandfather's mouth, and his lips were almost pursed.
She is a woman with a bright personality, where can she hold back this kind of laughter?
Eight yuan a month, and he has to wait until he is old enough to retire, as long as he buys a few pairs of high heels with Pei Wenhui and Xiaoruo every year, it will be enough for the two old men to retire to the end.
"I remember my grandfather, and I must abide by the rules of the state."
Oh my God, the rules of your country!
Li Ye stood in the crowd and couldn't help but give a thumbs up to Comrade Li.
In today's situation, it is impossible to pick up a big broom and drive out the family surnamed Jia, and the impact is very bad.
Then we come according to the national regulations, who can say no?
In the countryside, there is no retirement age, and a 70-year-old man still has to work in the field, and an 80-year-old man has to get up in the morning to collect dung!
Then my granddaughter will give you eight yuan a month when she reaches her age, which is a lot, right?
How much is a steamed bun now?
If you want to do something crooked, you just don't know what to do!
Li Ye glanced at the Jia family. Well, it seems that I really don't know what to do.
Since Li Zhongfa began to talk to you about the rules, then you still don't know what to do, after all, the old man left with the team at the age of fifteen, but he has been talking about the rules for decades.
But interest is the thing that is most likely to get people away.
Lao Jia saw that Li Zhongfa was going to give the interests of the rest of his life to death today! Of course not.
Originally, eight yuan a month was not satisfactory, but at least there was an attitude, and the result was given after retirement, and you have supported us for several years at once, and who will remember today's stubble at that time?
"Grandpa Li, you misunderstood us, we are not here to ask for any pension money, we are coming to the capital to live with Yumin."
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The courtyard has been quiet for a long time, but everyone's hearts are burning more and more with the fire of gossip.
Especially those long-tongued women, they are trying to tiptoe, trying to see the wonderful expressions of the "protagonists" in front of them.
Li Zhongfa's expression was very exciting.
He looked at Lao Jia and his wife, first surprised, then speechless, and finally with a flash of contempt.
"You two, you want to come to the capital to live with their little couple? This. Have you discussed it with your child? ”
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"Grandpa Li, this matter is our family matter, you are an elder, don't talk about it on today's happy day, besides, this kind of thing is not easy to discuss before, Xiaoyue was an outsider before marrying in, and she can only discuss it after marrying in, right?"
Lao Jia's face was slightly red, but he still insisted on his opinion, and even faintly scolded Li Zhongfa, which means that this is our family's business, and you can't care about it.
But where did Li Zhongfa get into this set, he put on a normal face at the moment, and said very unceremoniously: "What are you talking about?"
After getting married, the husband and wife are one, Yumin's money is Xiaoyue's money, and Xiaoyue's money is also Yumin's money, why don't you need to discuss with my granddaughter when you come to live together? ”
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"No, why do you have to come to the capital to live with the little couple? Could it be that you want my granddaughter to serve you at a young age? We don't want to do this in the new society now! ”
Lao Jia's face turned even redder.
Li Zhongfa's words can be said to be quite unkind, as if he had deducted a "lazy and greedy for money" basin for Lao Jia and his wife.
But Li Zhongfa is from his grandfather's generation, and at this time to say this kind of thing, Lao Jia and his wife are not very easy to choke back directly, especially under the premise that Li Zhongfa has finalized eight yuan a month.
Although it is a little inappropriate to talk about money on this occasion, Li Zhongfa has been imperceptibly implanting the consciousness of Lao Jia's family greedy for money in the people around him from the very beginning.
So after a series of suggestions and questions, everyone felt that there was nothing wrong with the old man saying this.
Not to mention the car outside the door, the motorcycle with red silk in the yard made a group of young people very hot.
This is the dowry brought by Li Yue, although it was sent in advance, Yang Huaihua still placed it in the most conspicuous place, and pulled the new silk and tied a big silk flower to show respect for the woman.
The pension money is eight yuan a month, and it is only ninety-six yuan a year, and this car is enough for decades. Can you be willing?
But that's the dowry of the woman? According to the ancient tradition of the three books and six rituals of the flower planter, if you want to spend this money, you have to get the consent of the woman.
Of course, according to this ancient tradition, if the husband and wife are separated, the bride price must also be returned to the husband's family.
"Grandpa Li, you really wronged us by saying this,"
Lao Jia's wife defended with a crying voice: "Yumin is our own son, we haven't taken care of him for more than ten years, and now we want to come over to take care of him and compensate him."
Why did you wronged us so much, I'm going to hang myself."
One cry, two troubles, three hangings, the gods are also afraid of this.
Lao Jia's wife is doing this, and this wedding is going to be messed up.
In fact, Lao Jia's family has received the guidance of a master and has decided Yang Yumin's public identity, and they are most afraid of personal moral flaws.
Li Zhongfa has been mixed in the system for so many years, and of course he understands this.
So Li Zhongfa sighed and said, "Even if you want to come to the capital to live, who can plant the land at home?" ”
Lao Jia's wife wiped her tears and muttered: "The family doesn't have to plant any fields, we can't harvest much food every year, we just want to live with our children."
The corners of Li Zhongfa's mouth twitched slightly, revealing a sarcastic look.
"Don't you have to plant the land at home? You are going to make mistakes, and farming is the responsibility of the state.
Don't look down on the agricultural hukou, the elders say that the people take food as the sky, and the farmers are the second.
Even now, you are also a farmer's uncle and a worker's big brother, and the importance of your farming at home is still above the worker's big brother."
Li Zhongfa said very seriously: "Farming is an important national policy to ensure the stability of the country. That's going to starve to death. ”
Hearing that Li Zhongfa had deducted such a big hat for himself, Lao Jia's wife hurriedly said: "It's not that we don't plant, it's that we don't plant, we let others plant for us, how can we waste the land."
But Li Zhongfa glared, exuding the prestige of the overall situation at the meeting.
"Let someone else plant for you? Then you are evading the responsibilities and obligations entrusted by the state! Yumin is a propagandist, you can't smear him with this, if you don't believe it, ask the leader."
Today, Li Zhongfa's solution is very clear, that is, relying on his high seniority, he can say some things that are inconvenient for others to say, and the other is to break people's favors with the law.
If you use human ethics to kidnap morality, then I will let you know what human affection is greater than national law.
Director Yang listened to Li Zhongfa's words, couldn't help but glance at him, and said in his heart, your old comrade's instant noodles are really not given for nothing, and he even pulled me out and took a hand.
However, Director Yang still said slowly and seriously: "Indeed, agricultural production is very important, and ensuring agricultural production is a basic national policy that we cannot ignore. ”
Yang Yumin, who had been listening to his wife's words with his head stuffy, looked up at his director in surprise, and it happened that Director Yang was also looking at him,
Director Yang smiled slightly at Yang Yumin, which suddenly made Yang Yumin's heart fall all night.
What kind of happiness is it to have a leader who is willing to endorse his subordinates?
And Yang Yumin turned his head to look at Li Zhongfa again, and his moist eyes couldn't help but shed tears.
It's not a problem of having a daughter-in-law who fully supports him, it's a family helping him solve his troubles!
Although Li Ye once put on a stinky face with Yang Yumin for a while because Yang Yumin married his sister, when something happened, even his grandfather was moved.
So today's events are basically in the past, and no matter how much they turn, there won't be many waves.
But the sister-in-law of Lao Jia's family still said angrily: "What about Yang Huaihua?" Why did she give up agricultural production? Didn't she smear my brother Yumin? ”
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Everyone couldn't help but shake their heads, stalking, after all, they didn't get on the stage.
But at this time, everyone heard Yang Yujiao say weakly: "Our family is a glorious family, and the land at home has always been a helping hand in the brigade."
Yes, don't look at Yang Yujiao as weak and have no temper, but she can make a sharp blow at a critical time.
The martyr's family has its unique treatment, Yang Huaihua's man died, the only male in the family went to school, if the team didn't help with farming, where did the captain go?
It's okay to say that it's okay to break the sky, or your family will also have a martyr to try!
The boss of the Jia family saw that his wife was being scolded, and immediately said with a dark face: "You girl, how can you speak here?" While staying away. ”
Yang Yumin, who had endured it for a long time, couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately went up: "Why don't you have her share?" For more than 10 years we have been on a household register,
We have depended on each other since childhood, in order to save money for my schooling, she dropped out of junior high school for a year, and high school was delayed for another year, who said that my affairs have nothing to do with her? ”
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"It's not easy for this family! It's sad for me to hear it."
"But isn't it, when this family first came, his little sister went out to collect firewood every day, and her hands were frozen and she didn't stop when she came, and she looked like a person who was used to suffering."
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Listening to the pointing and pointing of the people around him, Lao Jia couldn't control his emotions anymore.
He pointed at Yang Yumin angrily and said, "Do you have a relationship with her?" It has nothing to do with me, you don't have the same surname as her, you have the same surname as me. ”
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The sound of pointing and pointing is gone, and everyone has a feeling that there is a sequel to this gossip movie!
Li Zhongfa was also surprised and said: "You guys are asking for this."
There are some things that Li Zhongfa, as a grandfather, is still inconvenient to say, so he said half of the words, and then looked at Li Ye.
[Good grandson, it's time for you stunned young man to play. 】
Li Ye immediately exclaimed in surprise and said, "What, you want to have the same surname as Yang Yumin?" Are you going to change your surname to Yang? Can this be changed casually? ”
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Lao Jia looked at Li Ye with hatred.
[Are you a pig's brain? I'm so old that I changed my surname to Yang? Do you want the face of your ancestors? 】
The boss of the Jia family had no choice but to jump out and explain: "We went to ask, this surname can be changed, but we don't change the surname Yang, we want Yumin to change Yang's surname to Jia,
As the saying goes, Ye Luo returns to his roots and recognizes his ancestors, and those who do not recognize their ancestors are not filial, and those who are not filial are those who are not of good moral character, and those who are not of good moral character."
Good guys, everybody calls them good guys.
In front of so many people, the people of the Jia family can be regarded as having all the hole cards out.
This is not for eight yuan a month, this is a good calculation to steal a donkey and pluck a child, and snatch it away with the child!
But as soon as the words of the boss of the Jia family fell, Li Ye let out a disdainful "sigh".
"I'm young, don't fool me, I have specialized in the tradition of planting flowers, and our ancestors have long had this saying.
He Yang Yumin has followed the Yang family since he was a child, that is the child of the Yang family, and he wants to continue the incense of the Yang family, and the household registration book is also a proof! ”
"Yang Yumin's surname is Yang since he was a child, and the student registration of the school in the back is also surnamed Yang, and then to the file of his current work unit, he is also surnamed Yang.
As soon as you moved, you changed all the history of his more than ten years? Do you think it's your mouth? Or are the rules of the public house worthless? ”
"You don't think eight yuan a month is too little, and you want Yang Yumin to hand over your salary to you in the future, right?
Then you have to tell my sister first, how much child support money was given to the Yang family in the past ten years? Otherwise, it won't be your turn to take care of Yang Yumin's salary. ”
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Li Ye put his hands in his pockets, looked at the sky at forty-five degrees, rolled his eyes and chattered a big call, that tone, that tone, it really made people feel underbeaten when they heard it.
Well, Li Ye also felt that he had "acted" very well, and he already had the success of a certain professional mage.
In the future, if there are any roles such as the masked monster in Huo Renqiang's movie, Li Ye decided to give it a try, pull a big name for him to assist, play ten of them, and play him a falling flower and a good time.
Lao Jia was dumbfounded, really dumbfounded.
He never expected that on such an occasion, he would still have to talk about the word "money".
If he has given Yang Huaihua a steel hammer in the past ten or twenty years, he will be able to break and tear today.
But the problem is, he didn't give the money!
Li Zhongfa glanced at the situation in the courtyard, and felt that the fire was almost over, and it would be burned if he urged it again.
So he said to the matchmaker Li: "Why don't we sit down first!" Let so many guests stare here, that's because we're not hospitable, aren't we? ”
Director Li immediately said: "Today, you are the oldest, you say to be seated, then we will be seated immediately." ”
Director Li immediately communicated with several groups of people around him, and even Lao Jia's family did not fall out in the cold.
Lao Jia also agreed, because he saw that Yang Yumin was anxious, and the eyes of the guests around him were so embarrassing, so he wanted to find a step, take an intermission first, and save up enough strength to fight again.
But what he didn't expect was that Li Ye spared them without preparing a round.
[You think that's the end of it? Hey, hey, hey, you're underestimating me, someone who's been making headlines for years. 】
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Li Ye was thinking about how to deal with the family surnamed Jia here, but he didn't expect Li Zhongfa to have the same thoughts.
The Yang family's wedding banquet had just begun, and Li Zhongfa called Li Yue over.
"I can see it, those surnamed Jia are dog skin plasters, and they will definitely try their best to stay in the capital, so this matter has to fall on Xiaoyue's head, and you have to find a way to squeeze them out."
Li Yue was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily and annoyedly: "Grandpa, how can they be so reliant?" And I. I've just passed the door. You just told me in front of so many people not to lose my temper and treat them well, why did you make me a wicked person?"
"You stupid girl, you don't understand? Those words are for outsiders, and you have to do this wicked person. ”
Li Zhongfa lowered his voice and gave Li Yue a face-to-face lecture: "Yumin has just joined the work, this is the most critical period, you must pay attention to the impact, and you have to persuade him to hold back if you are wronged."
But you're different, which daughter-in-law hasn't quarreled with her in-laws? It's normal for a daughter-in-law to quarrel with her in-laws, even if it hurts the unit, it's not a big problem, and today grandpa has laid a foundation for you, what are you afraid of? ”
Li Yue, who has a straightforward temperament, was a little difficult, as long as he pouted and said: "But grandpa, I won't crowd people, or I'll provoke trouble and fight with them!" Fight and kick them all out. ”
"Tsk~"
Director Li snorted, and said with disgust: "If you use force, you will be left behind, forget it, I will let your grandmother stay in the capital for a few days, and let her teach you well." ”
Li Yue's eyes widened, and she said in disbelief: "My grandma will still do this?" ”
"Joke," Li Zhong said, "How do you think I have come through ups and downs for so many years, your grandmother is an expert who can sing with a red and white face." ”
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At this time, Li Ye also quietly came over, and said with an evil smile: "Sister, you don't have to be too embarrassed, you learn a little from grandma first, and then I will help you think of a way, and when the time comes, I promise to let them hide their faces and leave." ”
(End of chapter)