It's hard to be a man, it's even harder to be a man, and it's even harder to be a man who has offended a woman.

Ay...... It is difficult to be a monk, it is even more difficult to be a monk of the Lianyun Sect, and it is even more difficult to be a senior brother of the Lianyun Sect.

The junior brother carried me away, and abandoned the senior brother for the sake of two bites, regardless of the danger, this is also called the junior brother? Alas...... Master, are you okay, old man, and I'm going home......

"Senior brother, I have no money again!"

"Okay, I see, is it enough to give you fifty taels of gold?"

"Let's make do with it first, it's not enough to talk about ......"

No matter how much you complain, your body is still honest, this is my big brother.

"Li Tianquan, go out for a walk with me. ”

"Aang?"

"Li Tianquan, accompany me to buy something. ”

"Don't go. ”

"Li Tianquan, I'm going to sleep with you tonight!"

"And where am I going?"

"I don't care where you go!

Why did he tell you to agree so quickly, why didn't you agree when I told you? I'm so blind that I'll give you money to spend and vegetables for you!

Men are white-eyed wolves!

......

Most people think that women can cook, and they are always surprised when they learn that men can cook too.

But the fact is that most of the people who cook deliciously are men, and what should be a plus for women has been imposed on men, which is really a terrible circulating cognition.

It can't be helped, the world is like this, there are things everywhere that go against reality but are taken as common sense, and you can't correct them one by one, right?

When Xiao Ouyang learned that Li Tianquan could cook, the whole person was excited, and he almost said, 'I'll stick to you, hurry up and take me away and fly away'.

Fortunately, twenty-four years of excellent education helped her keep her last reserve, probably ...... Maybe hold on, right?

Others can cook, that's called the icing on the cake, but when it comes to Li Tianquan, it will become that you don't get married, who is going to reason with this, and in a helpless sigh, you can only curse at most a damn world, cruel fate, you should live after scolding, right?

The euphemistic refusal did not make Xiao Ouyang give up her plan to pester Li Tianquan, if it weren't for the fact that she had just finished eating, she would have wanted Li Tianquan to perform live!

Oh, woman! so superficial!

As the saying goes, there are zombies in the eyes of lovers, Li Tianquan is the zombie, Xiao Ouyang is the corpse chaser, chatting with Li Tianquan is like chasing corpses, asking a word, if you don't ask him, he will be like a dumb person.

People's personalities are like this, and they can't let him come out with a stand-up comedy, right? If you really want to be able to say it, Xiao Ouyang may not be willing to listen to it, and few words show the preciousness of his words.

It would be better if he could say two human words - from the girl's heart.

It is the tradition of the Lianyun faction, and the three main masters and apprentices have no entertainment in addition to practicing on the mountain, even if they are tired of playing cards for the past 20 years, not to mention that none of the three of them can play cards.

So their main entertainment project is to scold each other, Huan Yuheng scolds Li Tianquan, Mr. Mu scolds them, and Li Tianquan scolds Huan Yuheng...... Hey, Li Tianquan scolded the wrong person, okay, he was beaten again.

From this point of view, it is not surprising that they have practiced the ability to not speak human words, regardless of whether others can accept it or not, anyway, they will be finished by themselves.

Seeing that it was almost the second watch, Huan Yuheng also walked back to the dormitory from the West District, of course he didn't find the snack bar in Xiao Ouyang's mouth, but this kid has a fighting spirit of not giving up or abandoning, and in Xiao Ouyang's eyes when he looked at the fool, he said 'I'll go see it again tomorrow' and then went back to the house to sleep, he didn't feel that Xiao Ouyang was fooling him!

Even if this intelligence can still be so fluent, it is not difficult to see that he has really worked hard in language arts......

It was getting late and late during the chat, but Xiao Ouyang still didn't mean to go back, Li Tianquan couldn't help but be curious: "Aren't you going back at such a late hour?"

"Not going back. Xiao Ouyang shook his head, looked up and said proudly: "I didn't plan to go back when I came, I want to live here with you." ”

"Hey?" Li Tianquan was stunned, he didn't think about whether it was suitable for girls to live in men's bedrooms, but the first question he thought about was that there was no room in the bedroom, where would Xiao Ouyang sleep......

He still has a psychological shadow on Bai Anqi's dove occupying the magpie's nest that day......

As we all know, there is such a thing as psychological shadows, which will soon have a second time, and even if you guard against it, the evil tiger can't stop the wolves.

Xiao Ouyang seemed to hear the question in Li Tianquan's heart, got up and smiled mischievously at him, opened his door under Li Tianquan's desperate gaze, and lay on the bed upside down, not caring about his master's psychological feelings at all.

Li Tianquan's room was extremely monotonous, with only a bed and an empty bedside table in the room, and not even a spirit stone lamp.

So at this moment, the cyan sheets and neatly folded white quilts have become Xiao Ouyang's targets.

Xiao Ouyang happily unwrapped the quilt and rolled it up on his body, cooing around on the bed like a big maggot, and even hugged the pillow as a pillow in his arms with a satisfied face......

Li Tianquan stood outside the door and the whole person was not good, the dove occupies the magpie's nest, and the dove occupies the magpie's nest, but do you have to do such a miserable thing in front of the bitter master?

There is no most excessive, only more excessive, Xiao Ouyang was still not satisfied for a while, his head came out of the quilt again, and he complained to Li Tianquan, who was already stupid outside the door: "What are you looking at? Don't you know how to close the door for me? I really don't have the eyesight to see!"

Li Tianquan almost urinated.

"Why are you still standing stupidly?" Xiao Ouyang urged dissatisfiedly: "Hurry up and help me close the door, don't you see that my shoes are off?"

"What about me, where do I sleep?" asked Li Tianquan stupidly.

"I'll take care of you!" Xiao Ouyang glanced at him and said angrily: "Wherever you slept the night before yesterday, you slept where you slept tonight." ”

This girl, as expected, still cares if there are pleasant goats and gray wolves living on her head, she is here to solve the case......

Li Tianquan turned around silently, closed the door with his hand, and walked to the chair in the hall alone, the lonely figure was simply distressing......

This is Li Tianquan, if he changes others, he will definitely not have such a good temper, and his mouth is damaged, but his temper is really good, no one knows what he is really angry about, even Mr. Mu and Huan Yuheng have never seen him angry, as if he was born without such an emotion.

Li Tianquan closed the door, but Xiao Ouyang quietly opened the door a gap, squatted on the ground barefoot, and observed Li Tianquan's movements along the crack in the door, thanks to his room being close to the living room, otherwise how could it be so convenient.

But after staring at it for a long time, Li Tianquan still kept sitting in one position, Xiao Ouyang couldn't help but feel a little anxious, and a little distressed, the inverted back was infinitely elongated in the moonlight, showing desolation.

Xiao Ouyang couldn't help but say, "Aren't you still sleeping?"

"There's no hurry. Li Tianquan looked back at his head poking out of the crack in the door, made a gesture of hissing, and pointed to Bai Anxian's room and whispered, "I'll wait for him to sleep......

Xiao Ouyang tilted her head and didn't understand what this meant, she opened the door and came to Li Tianquan's side barefoot, took out a chair and sat down, leaned into his ear and whispered, "Did you sleep in his room the day before yesterday?"

"Hmm. Li Tianquan nodded.

"Then where does he sleep?" Xiao Ouyang wondered.

Li Tianquan looked at Bai Anxian's door and whispered: "He doesn't need a bed to sleep, he sleeps in a squat......"

"Huh?" Xiao Ouyang thought that he hadn't heard clearly, and no one could believe him when he squatted and slept.

Seeing this, Li Tianquan repeated in a low voice: "He is indeed sleeping in a squat......"

!? Xiao Ouyang was stunned, she hadn't heard of Bai An having this strange habit after knowing her for so many years, squatting to sleep!

This...... The innocent Bai An first inexplicably imprinted a label in Xiao Ouyang's heart - it is better to understand things than a dog

"Then when he sleeps, do you know?" Xiao Ouyang said: "If he cultivates for a night, will you not sleep for a night?"

"Hey? Li Tianquan pondered carefully, it seems that this is indeed the case, Bai An still wants to sleep if he doesn't sleep first.

Seeing that Li Tianquan really had nowhere to go, Xiao Ouyang felt guilty, and finally made up his mind after being entangled for a long time, and leaned on Li Tianquan's ear and said, "Or...... Or...... It's okay for the two of us to squeeze, I don't mind......"

After speaking, Xiao Ouyang quickly lowered his head, not daring to look at Li Tianquan again, and his white ears and cheeks were also quickly dyed a layer of crimson at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Spend a good night with your sister, how many people dream of something, no matter if something happens, it's also excellent to just sleep, but unfortunately, the goods opposite are Li Tianquan.

It's not the first time that Xiao Ouyang has slept with others, he has lived so much, how can he not fight a few times in bed, and the monk is not too rigid about the form, and he is not afraid of shadows.

But the people who shared the bed today were different from the past, Xiao Ouyang lowered his head nervously, pinched the corner of his clothes with one hand, and wrinkled the wrinkles that did not exist on his clothes with the other hand, and secretly glanced at Li Tianquan who was still thinking for a while......

Actually, it's okay to slant the shadow......

No, no, the slap of reality is so merciless.

After a long time, Li Tianquan finally spoke: "Don't bother, I have thought of a way." ”

"Huh?" Xiao Ouyang breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and at the same time, an inexplicable sadness and indignation appeared.

Li Tianquan! You deserve to be single! Yue Lao will wrap you in a rice dumpling with a red rope, and you have to slip out along the seams!

Before Xiao Ouyang could ask what to do, Li Tianquan moved.

He used his spiritual power to slowly carve a streamlined emerald green spell in his palm, and then bent down and gently patted the ground.

I saw that the emerald green spell melted into the ground, and then turned into a blurred streamer, flowing on the surface of the wooden floor, and the direction of its escape was Bai Anxian's room.

Li Tianquan, who was unapologetic about his evil deeds, still had the heart to explain to Xiao Ouyang: "When I was a child, my master coaxed me to sleep like this. ”

Xiao Ouyang was stunned, and you used magic to stun people and coax people, right? Are you even so wild about the Cloud Sect?

At the same time, Xiao Ouyang was sympathetic to Li Tianquan's childhood, and she now seemed to be able to understand who all the manifestations of this fool came from, and silently expressed great admiration in her heart for Mr. Mu, who had never met before.

It's really ...... to be able to teach such two excellent apprentices It's really hard for your old man to make such a great contribution to revenge on society......