Chapter 507: How to fit 10 people in a car
This year's June will be talked about by the audience for a long, long time.
Because the notorious "rich second generation" will be released this month.
Since then, it is not that there have been no worse films, but the "rich second generation" has been used as a benchmark, and the heated discussions caused by it are unprecedented.
The next bad movie that sets off such a heated discussion will have to wait for 4 years.
The release time of "Fuchun Mountain Residence" was very good, and it was released the next day after the college entrance examination.
Through the form of celebrity hodgepodge, it attracted a large number of young students to buy tickets, with a comprehensive income of 48 million on the first day and more than 150 million in three days of release.
I don't know if the film didn't have a good reputation, or if it couldn't be maintained at all, and the box office has risen with scolding since the movie was released.
From the director to the actors to behind the scenes, the audience scolded the crew of "Fuchun Mountain Residence" all over again.
Andy Lau is the most actor, of course, the first to bear the brunt, what about a generation of idols, according to the spray.
According to the usual practice, no matter what, the main creator of the movie must maintain the reputation of his works even if he blows blindly with his eyes closed, just like Wang Jiawei did to "The Ferryman".
But Brother Hua remained silent on "Fuchun Mountain Residence Map", and let netizens scold him, but he didn't return the favor.
Director Sun Jianjun is still stubborn: "Agent-themed films are absolutely scarce in China...... We also need blockbusters that can go to the international market, big productions that can compete with Hollywood blockbusters. We are the ones who climb the ladder, and we may fall badly, but someone has to do it. ”
Mr. Sun had an unusually smooth life in the first half of his life, making products, producing films, and curating performances, all of which were very successful, and he was almost 60 years old when he came to make his directorial debut, but he didn't expect to fall so big.
"Fuchun Mountain Residence" offered 1.03 million yuan and asked Zhang Yuanjun to help forward the promotional materials of the movie on Weibo, but was refused.
Now there is a gossip in the circle, saying that after the film was filmed, Andy Lau proposed to the producer that he was willing to buy out the film personally, just asking not to release it.
Regardless of whether this news is true or not, Zhang Yuanjun prefers to believe that it is fake, and it is a kind of marketing for Andy Lau to clear up the relationship.
But from another point of view, if this film can force Andy Lau to publish such a press release, what kind of rot will it become!
Zhang Yuanjun didn't go to see it, he was busy.
Teach your girlfriend to play games during the day and perform at the theater at night.
Couples happiness game?
NO!
Teach her to play CS, she says she faints in the first person.
Teach her Warcraft and Red Police, she thinks the characters are too ugly.
Not to mention interstellar, before the key positions were finished, Liu Yifei said that he couldn't learn.
There are only a few games played by Zhang Yuanjun's generation, and "League of Legends" is gradually becoming popular, but he is no longer interested in learning a new game.
"Why don't you play the temple and run away." Zhang Yuanjun suggested that she try a simple mobile game.
But Liu Yifei didn't agree: "I still use you to teach mobile games!" I'd like to play games with you too. ”
"Why don't you play console games? When we were kids, we also played Mario and The King of Fighters, and these are now consoled. Zhang Yuanjun went to turn on the TV and host for her again.
Zhang Yuanjun's introduction was relish: "You also played it when you were a child, and now there are Mario Kart, and Mario Tennis ......"
Unexpectedly, Liu Yifei said: "My more than 80,000 TVs were used by you to play this?" ”
Zhang Yuanjun scolded with a smile: "Hey! It's you who want to learn, and it's you who scolds me for wasting TV now. You can't play it anymore! ”
"Play, play, you can get started, let's start right away." Liu Yifei said with a smile.
But Zhang Yuanjun refused to admit defeat, and even the game console had to fight back: "What did I say about the more than 3 million home theater system below me that you used to put pirated resources." ”
"Why are you so vindictive?" Liu Yifei smiled.
After the game console was ready, Zhang Yuanjun began a new round of "teaching his wife to play games".
On the 16th, Zhu Yawen got married in Beijing.
Zhang Liu and his wife, as friends in the same class, naturally wanted to attend the ceremony.
"Ouch, these two, please you are as difficult as inviting a bodhisattva." As soon as the two arrived, they were inevitably teased.
"We didn't have to call, we came by ourselves, it's hard." Zhang Yuanjun said with a smile.
Today is a wedding, and it is also a gathering of friends, as long as it is a party, it is rare to talk about the little at school.
"What was the best fun at that time," Luo Jin began, "I remember whether it was the second semester of my freshman year or when we took the car to play games." ”
Speaking of which, the boys who had participated in this matter knew what Luo Jin was talking about, and began to compete to tell it.
"At that time, the boy had a car, a small Buick, and Sail."
Lu Fangsheng on the side nodded.
"We've got ten of us."
"How do you pretend to be?" Tang Yan asked.
"I'll tell you how to pretend," Zhang Yuanjun, as an eyewitness, began to say, "the main driver is one, and the co-pilot sits two." ”
"How can the co-pilot sit two?"
"Hold." Luo Jin said, "There are four in the back row." ”
Zhang Yuanjun said: "There is one squatting on the armrest box between the main house and the co-pilot. Zhang Yuanjun hugged his legs and gestured.
The audience listening to the story has already begun to laugh.
Zhang Yuanjun continued: "The four in the back are seated, and the next two are lying on their laps." That's ten. ”
Luo Jin said: "That time was the last time Yawen went in, and just as he was about to drill into the car, he saw Yifei." ”
Liu Yifei was stunned, she didn't know what else was going on with herself.
Lu Fangsheng said: "Yawen was just about to go inside, and I saw Yifei, at that time, you had an RV to pick you up, Yifei took a look, hey, Yawen." Yawen also waved his hand, hey, Yifei, what are you doing. Go out. Hey, let's go play the game. It's over, Yifei said that I don't need to send you. No, no, no, we have a car here. ”
Lu Fangsheng even said with a comparison, and it was extremely happy.
"Hahaha!"
Liu Yifei couldn't stand up straight with a smile.
Luo Jin said: "It's not embarrassing to get in the car, what is the most embarrassing thing do you know." Fang Sheng's car, he doesn't have a film, it's transparent. A group of us, sitting inside waiting for the red light, was on Xuefu Road, and I remember it very clearly. I remember that day I was lying on it, and then waiting for the red light, and a bus was parked next to it, and the drivers were stupid, wow, ten people! How old do you think that Seo is? ”
Tang Yan was about to die of laughter.
"When we get to the place, the security guards are stupid, what kind of car is this, with so many people!"
"Hahaha!"
Zhang Yuanjun said with a smile: "If you don't experience this story yourself, you can't make it up." ”
"It's so funny, you guys." Liu Yifei said.
"At that time, it was a joy to live." Luo Jindao.
"Where do you usually sit at such times?" Liu Yifei asked Zhang Yuanjun.
"I've sat down, sat in the co-pilot, hugged Deng Zifei, sat in the back, and Qi Kui was lying on his lap." Zhang Yuanjun said with a smile.
"Once Zhang Yuanjun sat in the armrest box, Zhang Yuanjun was 185 at that time, and the armrest box was so big, shrinking there, it was too pitiful."
"There's still a big basket of such things, and four years of things are enough to write a book."
Zhang Yuanjun still has a performance task in the evening, "White Deer Plain" closed today, Zhang Yuanjun left early, leaving Liu Yifei as a representative. (End of chapter)