Chapter Eighty-Seven: Unreasonable
A steady stream of children rushed to Xiong Ming's house, and almost all the children in the town came.
The youngest is eight years old, and the oldest is sixteen.
Everyone was very busy.
Xiong Ming felt a headache and wanted to leave and go to the emperor and queen.
Now, there are so many children who practice martial arts.
What to do!
Sima Yi gave him an idea, and simply changed this place to Xiong Ming Martial Arts Hall, with Xiong Ming as the director and Li Qingyun as the deputy director.
Xiong Ming felt that this idea was good, and he would hand it over to Li Qingyun in the future, and he could still go out to do errands.
When there are more people, there are more people to eat.
Aunt Wang next door found a few women to cook.
Xiong Ming's house became more lively, and after Li Jun's father and son found out, they were thinking of how to deal with them.
The father and son sent a letter to Li Qiang, the distance was far away, saying that they could not come back for the time being, and it might be delayed for two days.
In desperation, they had to go to the county office.
When the magistrate heard about Xiong Ming's matter, he burst into flames.
Two days after the queen, Li Jun and his son took the people from the county government to Xiong Ming's house.
Xiong Ming looked at them inexplicably, he had never dealt with the officials.
did not provoke them, but came to their house for no reason.
When I saw the sneer of Li Jun's father and son, I knew what was going on.
"You are Xiong Ming!"
The magistrate glared at him.
"Like, who are you?"
"Bold, he is the magistrate."
Li Jun reprimanded.
Xiong Ming knew that he was patting on the back.
"Lord Zhixian, you came from afar, what are you doing!"
Xiong Ming knew what they were doing and deliberately asked them.
"I heard that you recruited troops and horses privately, did you want to rebel, the emperor ordered me to come and arrest you."
The magistrate is thinking that if he takes down Xiong Ming and his group, he will definitely be promoted in the future.
"Are you mistaken? We're just a martial arts gym now, and we're all kids. ”
Xiong Ming sneered, what bullshit is to know the county.
He didn't inquire about the matter clearly, and he didn't ask the reason, but he dared to arrest someone.
It is simply a misfortune for the people that the dynasty has such a faint official!
Xiong Ming scolded him bitterly, saying that they were just wine bags and rice bags, no matter what was going on, they came to their house to mess around.
"Come on, Xiong Ming wants to rebel, take it for me."
The magistrate glared at Xiong Ming angrily.
"Hehe, you bullshit adult, I don't know how you became this dog official in the first place."
Xiong Ming looked at him with a smile, not angry at all.
I want to play him well today, and see how arrogant he will be in the future!
"Look for death!"
A catcher came up quickly and wanted to beat Xiong Ming.
"Slow!"
Xiong Ming roared angrily.
"What else do you have to do, I didn't make it clear."
The magistrate looked at him suspiciously.
"I said you have to figure it out first, and then arrest people."
Xiong Ming sat on the stool, looking casual.
"Be bold, dare to be wild in front of Honzhi County!"
He roared.
"You're looking for death!"
Nine stepped forward, looking at them angrily.
Xiaoyaozi and Sima Yi ignored it, they knew that Xiong Ming could handle this dog official.
Xiong Ming stopped No. 9 and told him to go to the side first.
"Sawild, huh!"
Xiong Ming walked up and slapped the catcher.
"You, you ....."
Lord Zhixian saw Xiong Ming beating up and arresting Kuai in front of him, and he stammered angrily.
"Tell you, this is the wilderness!"
"You all give it to me, I don't believe that they dare to openly disobey orders."
The magistrate was annoyed and angry.
"I didn't break the law, why are you making trouble in my house."
An unquenchable anger ignited in Xiong Ming's eyes.
More than a dozen caught quickly, rushed over, and slashed at Xiong Ming with a knife.
As expected.
Li Jun and his son didn't expect that Xiong Ming didn't even pay attention to being an official.
I began to worry that they couldn't help Xiong Ming.
I thought that the county magistrate had a high position and could scare Xiong Ming.
But that's not the case.
"I'm tired, whoever of you wants to go up."
Xiong Ming simply found a chair and slept on the back of the chair.
Li Qingyun's former brothers came out.
"You'd better take your time and convince them."
Xiong Ming's eyes suddenly opened slightly.
"What does the eldest brother mean, do you understand?"
The Nine gave them a look.
They knew that Xiong Ming meant to play tricks on them.
They were one against three people.
Dodge, then dodge.
Anyway, a dozen or so catch fast, but they can't cut them.
Boom!
Always dodging, annoying them.
"You turtle bastards, you can only dodge."
One of the catchers opened his mouth and scolded.
"Who just had a clean mouth?"
Xiong Ming closed his eyes and spoke.
"It's him."
They caught the cursing catch.
"He had a dirty mouth and pulled out his teeth."
Xiong Ming still didn't open his eyes.
Yes--
With a scream, the teeth were really knocked out when he was scolding just now.
"Kill them."
The magistrate was full of anger.
"You can't kill them, it's illegal to kill people, and the magistrate is right in front of you."
Xiong Ming closed his eyes tightly.
Bang Bang --
Every quick catcher was slapped in the face, but they couldn't cut the brothers.
Angry that the county lord stomped his feet.
"You still bring a chair to Lord Zhixian, let him look slowly, and then bring a glass of water."
Xiong Ming commanded.
"Okay."
No. 9 hurriedly brought a chair to the magistrate.
"My lord, please drink water and dissipate your anger."
Xia Yun handed the teacup to the magistrate.
"Humph!"
He snorted coldly, pushed the cup, and almost fell to the ground.
Li Jun chuckled.
"Laugh ass!"
Xia Yun glanced back at Li Jun.
Then he took the cup steadily and continued to hand the teacup to the magistrate.
The magistrate shouted angrily: "I don't drink." ”
Xia Yun said in a deep voice: "No, how can you not drink the tea I served, you are the first person to drink my tea, and my husband Xiong Ming doesn't have this blessing yet!" ”
Li Jun smiled: "Beauty, you don't want to be the lady of the county!" ”
Xia Yun smiled and said, "The county is so small, I will be the queen in the future!" Xiong Ming's husband, isn't it? ”
Xiong Ming replied: "Okay, I'll let you be the queen when I turn around." ”
The magistrate was shocked: "You are also bold!" It looks like it's really a rebellion, and give me a hard beating. ”
"Your Excellency, you haven't had tea yet!"
Xia Yun grabbed the head of the magistrate, opened his mouth, and just poured the tea.
Goo-dong--
A cup of tea is poured into the stomach.
Choke! Choke! Choke!
The magistrate choked on the tea, and his face turned green.
"My lord, don't be angry, we're angry, we can't get out of the relationship. Even if you die, you have to wait until you go back and die. ”
Xia Yun looked at him with a smile.
"You."
Lord Zhixian felt greatly insulted, and pointed at Xia Yun and scolded.
"Who's cheap!"
Xia Yun gave him a few slaps.
"You're too bold! Dare to beat the magistrate. ”
Li Yuanwai was a little panicked.
"What is Lord Zhixian, my husband even dared to fight that Dongfang jade, if he didn't bypass him last time, how can there be today's Dongfang jade."
Xia Yun walked over and slapped Li Jun and his son a few times.
"They rebelled, let's go."
The magistrate felt wrong and wanted to evacuate.
"My lord, how can you go!"
Xia Yun grabbed him.
"What do you mean?"
"It's not interesting, since you're here, you're going to play for two days, and the next time you come, we don't welcome it."
"Bastard!"
The magistrate wanted to break free of Xia Yun's hand.
"You can't go, they can go."
Xia Yun grabbed his hand hard.
Others were kicked out.
The magistrate panicked, not knowing what they meant.
"Don't worry, my lady wants to thank you and invite you to drink."
Xiong Ming stood up and instructed his subordinates to prepare for dinner.
The magistrate was scared, knowing that they were not easy to mess with, but he didn't know how to treat him.
At the dinner table, Xia Yun and Xiong Ming poured wine for the magistrate, and the others didn't make a sound, just to see how the two of them cleaned up the magistrate.
"You officials don't know the sufferings of the people, taste the dishes specially prepared for you, and seek pleasure in the suffering."
Xia Yun poured some bitter gourd into his mouth.
"The people now are dumb people who eat Coptis chinensis, and they can't tell if they have bitterness, this is the welcome soup prepared for you by all the people in Fenshui Town."
Xiong Ming asked someone to cook a soup with Coptis chinensis, he blew it, and then poured the soup into his mouth.
Lord Zhixian frowned and drank the soup.
If you don't drink it, it's definitely not going to work.
They are just trying to fix him, and see how they fix you in the future!
Now I know why Li Jun and his son are looking for him, it seems that they are not fuel-efficient lamps.
"You know, the people's lives are in dire straits, how can you know if you are rich and officials!"
Xiong Ming's face was gloomy.
Next, Xia Yun gave him the spiciest dish, which almost killed him at that time.
"What do you mean, do you want to kill me!"
The magistrate was so angry that he couldn't control his emotions.
"Don't worry, my second brother is a doctor."
"My third brother is right, you won't die. However, I also want to see who the other party is, if it is a person who has done a lot of evil and lost his conscience, I will leave it alone. ”
Sima Yi stared at him with a grin.
What kind of people are a group, all of them are ......
Lord Zhixian, knowing that these people will not give him good fruits to eat, he can only endure and leave his life, and there will be a chance to clean them up in the future.
No matter how good they are, I believe there will always be a way.
After a meal, the magistrate was miserable.
It was the first time to be so humiliated, and the first time to be helplessly at the mercy of others.
The magistrate swore that he would punish them in the future.
"My lord, don't try to fix us."
Xiong Ming saw the adult's thoughts.
"Next time, it won't be today."
"There won't be a next time."
Xiong Ming stared at him viciously.
"Hehe, it's very lively!"
A familiar voice came from outside.