Chapter 160: Pseudo-Girl

Male?male?male?

It was like a thunderbolt from a sunny day, and a large group of orcs that had a hormonal explosion suddenly collectively petrified and thundered, and Baizu opened his mouth wide in stunned, the fat bear bit the bear's paw hard, and the centaur's jaw-dropping hand loosened, and he didn't even feel pain when the tomahawk smashed on his feet......

In fact, even Angelina next to her had straight eyes, subconsciously pulled Lin Taiping beside her, and stammered: "Xiao Linzi, did I hear it wrong just now, this delicate chick said that she herself is ...... Be...... It's ......"

"I'm sorry, but I'm a man. Looking at the collective collapse expressions of the orcs, the peacock beauty sighed guiltily, but the problem was that even when he said this, his apologetic bright eyes, coupled with that kind of pitiful expression, were more like a great beauty.

At this moment, the entire shallow sea fell into an eerie silence.

Sure enough, Lin Taiping suddenly snapped his fingers and said with a smile: "Do you know? It is said that in nature, male peacocks have gorgeous and beautiful feather screens, because they want to attract the attention of their mates, in contrast, female peacocks tend to be gray and low-key, so ...... Understood?"

The ghost wants to listen to what zoological knowledge he popularizes, a large group of orcs are still flying around with crows, the ghost makes a god like a god, Baizu suddenly swam up in a trance, directly pulled open the loose collar of the peacock beauty, looked straight inside, took a look, and then ......

Then, this guy trembled with grief and indignation, and suddenly beat his chest and cried bitterly: "There is no reason, there is no reason, there is no reason, woo woo, my first love, my love at first sight, my lifelong happiness, it was ruined." It's all ruined!"

Well, not only it, but a large group of orcs present collapsed, great god of darkness, are you old man playing with us, such a delicate and pitiful chick can actually be male, which makes us believe in love in the future. This has left us with a psychological shadow.

You're sad, you're happy, I'm really sad!" Angelina was also in tears beside her, beasts, beasts. A man is actually more beautiful than a woman, which doesn't make people live, to tell the truth, the old lady is now standing next to him, and she has the urge to be ashamed of herself and want to hit the wall.

"It's good to get used to it, it's good to get used to it, in my hometown, pseudo-motherhood is also a kind of pop culture. Lin Taiping gloated and expressed comfort, thought about it and looked at the peacock beauty with great interest. "Compared to these, in fact, I really want to know, the unlucky guy of Duke Bloodsa should also treat you as a woman, right?"

Because of this sentence. The orcs, who were originally collectively hugging and crying, suddenly turned their heads collectively, and under their burning gaze, the peacock beauty sighed strangely on her face. Finally, he sighed, "Well, this is complicated, maybe I should introduce myself first-hmm." My name is Miranda and I am a bard and a painter and thief by profession......"

That's right, as Miranda said, he is a peacock-born bard and painter, who haunts various islands all year round to eat, and occasionally works part-time as a thief or something, just half a month ago, when he arrived on Lisbon Island, a group of demon wolf knights suddenly took a fancy to his "beauty" and forcibly kidnapped him to the Duke of Bloodsa......

Unfortunately, Miranda, who was gagged, had no chance to defend his gender at all, anyway, after the chaos, he was directly sent to the Duke's palace by five flowers, and he knew with his heels that the Duke of Blood was shocked after seeing Miranda's stunning beauty, and immediately announced that he would marry him in a week......

And in order to make this little beauty obedient, the Duke of Bloodsa specially sent his most beloved concubine Lady Nancy to convince her, to tell the truth, this Lady Nancy is really dedicated, not only gently comforting Miranda to submit to fate, but also pulling Miranda to bathe and go to bed that night......

"Wait!" When Lin Taiping and the orcs heard this, they suddenly felt the fire of gossip burning, "You mean, you took a bath with that Lady Nancy that night, and you slept in the same bed, so ......"

"Ahem!" Miranda couldn't help but blush and said with embarrassment on her face when asked the key question, "Well, I don't want to, but as a man, especially as a normal man, in that situation...... Understood?"

I understand it completely, I don't understand it anymore, everyone present collectively looked up at the sky, imagining the infinite style of that night, and suddenly felt that the guy who was sprinkled with blood was really pitiful enough, not to mention that he didn't take advantage of it, but also contributed his most beloved concubines, to be honest, this hat is not ordinary green.

Poor fellow! Baizu and Fat Bear looked at each other, and suddenly felt much better, and sure enough, such a thing as happiness is based on the pain of others.

Well, the plot continues to move forward, according to normal reasoning, Mrs. Nancy, who was taken advantage of, should be furious, but the weirdness is weird, after enjoying Miranda's gentleness and thoughtfulness, especially after seeing some of his abilities that are far more than blood, this lady fell in love with him deeply, not only did not blame him for his rudeness, but did her best to help him cover up......

"So, this is a woman in love!" Lin Taiping couldn't help but sigh with emotion when he heard this, "So, next, did you find out your real gender by the Duke of Blood, cough cough, please allow me to imagine that scene must be spectacular." ”

"Well, not really. Miranda let out a long sigh, her face full of happiness but also a little pain, "For the next few days, Nancy and I lived in her bedroom, and we spent one of the happiest times of our lives, until Nancy suddenly said......"

Admittedly, although carried away by love, this Lady Nancy is worthy of the Duke of Bloodsa's right-hand man, and when she realizes that she will be exposed at any time if this continues, she immediately makes a categorical decision, creating a false incident of assassin attack that night, and taking advantage of the chaos to let Miranda escape from the back garden.

Before leaving, Miranda hugged Mrs. Nancy tightly before leaving, and vowed that one day, he would come back and save Mrs. Nancy from the clutches of Duke Blood, even in the face of the sea of swords and fires, even if the future is thorny, even in the face of bloody wind and rain......

"Woo woo, it's so touching, it's so touching!" The orcs were fascinated by what they heard, even the most heartless Baizu sighed, Angelina wiped the crystal tears from the corners of her eyes, choked and turned her head to look at Lin Taiping, "Xiao Linzi, you must let your relatives write this into the book...... By the way, where is the bag of melon seeds yesterday, take it out quickly. ”

It's full of slots, Lin Taiping didn't even bother to complain: "First of all, let me say it again, I am the same Mr. Lin; secondly, when it is so touching, is it really appropriate to eat melon seeds; finally, I want to know what happened behind more than a bloody romance drama?"

"Later?" Miranda looked up at the sky with tears in her eyes, as if recalling the gentle figure of Mrs. Nancy, "Later, I got on the ship that Nancy had arranged for a long time and left, but soon, Bloodsprinkle found that I was gone, so he sent the Bloody Aoi to chase after me, and I fled while fighting, and the clipper was damaged not long ago, so I had to risk jumping into the sea to escape, and then ......"

Speaking of this, thinking of her tragic experience during this time, and thinking of her and Nancy Lao Yan's bitter thoughts, Miranda couldn't help but cry from her heart, looking up at the sky and beating her chest: "Woo woo, my little Nancy, my favorite little Nancy...... Oh love, you are so sweet, oh, love, you are so painful, oh love, you are like a thorny rose, deep into my heart......"

I'll go, man, you're a wet man!

Lin Taiping got goosebumps all over his body when he heard this, and directly interrupted Miranda's live poem: "Okay, okay, brother, don't moan first, I want to know, what are you going to do next?"

Miranda wiped her tears, and her heartbroken face suddenly showed a resolute expression: "I'm going to save Nancy, although I don't know the truth yet, but he will know sooner or later, so before that, I must save Nancy, no matter what the price is, even if it is for me to die......"

"Even if you die so much that you can't die anymore, you probably won't be able to save her. Lin Taiping ruthlessly poured a basin of cold water, "Seriously, I'm not hitting you, but with your current strength, even those mages can't bear it, let alone deal with the bloody armed legions." ”

This is true, and poor Miranda was drenched in soup: "Can't you comfort me a little when you see the undead?, well, I know it's difficult, but I can't ...... when I think of Nancy being in danger now Wait!"

In the middle of his words, he suddenly raised his head tremblingly, looking at Angelina and the orcs around him, being looked at by his fiery eyes, Angelina couldn't help but take a few steps back, and said cautiously: "Uh, dude, you don't plan to ask us for help, do you?"

That's right, that's what Miranda thought, he pitifully folded his palms and looked at Angelina with that kind of injured pet-like eyes, I have to admit that when this guy puts on such a pitiful look, he is even more like a woman than a woman, and he can be called a pseudo-mother...... No, it should be said that it is a pseudo-girl!

Very good and powerful, Angelina was immediately defeated by this look, and it took a long time before she waved her fishtail weakly: "Okay, I do want to find blood to take revenge, and I am really happy to help you, but the question is, do you think that the more than 30 of us together can really kill into the Duke's Mansion and rescue your lover?" (To be continued......)