Chapter Forty-Six: Monk, Did You Rob the Imperial Kiln? 【Subscription】
The little jade Buddha treasure is radiant, warm and lovely, and there seems to be a faint warmth in the hand.
What is the origin of this stone demon? How did you get a sleep by Jigong...... No, after the degree, it will shrink into a jade Buddha shape?
It is also possible that Jigong deliberately molded it into a small jade Buddha.
But no matter how you look at this thing now, it's just a jade good piece, what's the magic?
Was it wiped out by Jigong?
Is it still active?
Try to get it into the space.
Holy virtue +5!
Rub, it's awesome, it's a bit cheap.
Sun Zheng was excited, 5 points of holy virtue are enough for me to reopen a new world.
This person has to pay back, what is the line of a drink?
By the way, just now Jigong said that he would exchange the little jade Buddha for a meal of wine and fill his gourd!
After taking Jigong's gourd and looking at it, except for the faint mana fluctuations, it was no different from an ordinary wine gourd.
Let's get a few bottles of two pots and pour them in to see, you can see that one bottle is half full, and more than a dozen bottles are poured in, and it is still half full!
Sure enough, it's a space magic weapon!
Another person may directly withdraw this thought, but Sun Zheng is not short of things, there is water, rice and materials, as long as it costs a little insignificant numerical points, it can be directly processed into aged wine, it depends on how much you can load!
Use magic to make a big funnel at the mouth of the gourd, a hundred catties of large wine bottles, and pour it in.
At this time, it was the eve of dawn, and a few cooks finally took a break, and there was a new day's flowing water table to cook later.
I happened to see Sun Xianchang take out a large bottle like a sea and pour wine into the gourd of the living Buddha. The aroma of wine that comes to the face is obviously a rare wine in the world!
Good guy, that sea has to have a hundred pounds, right?
A few gurgling and swirling, and it's gone!
How big is the living Buddha's gourd?
Magical things continued to happen, Sun Xianchang took it out of his sleeve, and it was another equally big Haizi, and continued to pour!
My dear mother!
Sun Xianchang's sleeves are also the magic weapon of the immortal family!
There is an old cook who points out to the juniors, you know what it is, it is the Taoist immortal method, and there is a name called the sleeve of the universe! In the hands of a supernatural immortal, the sun, moon and stars can be contained, what is a few bottles of wine?
Sun Zheng was also interested here, the 100-pound standard wine bottles were poured into it one after another, and the villagers who came to eat the flowing water banquet in the morning also opened their eyes, quietly gathered a few zhang away, and the atmosphere did not dare to breathe, silently arranging the sea of wine that was vacated underground.
Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred!
When the hundredth hundred catties were filled, there were still a lot of accumulations on the funnel and no longer flowed.
10,000 catties!
This gourd can hold 10,000 catties of wine!
It is worthy of being a magic weapon of the fairy family.
Sun Zheng silently calculated in his heart, 10,000 catties is five tons, but it is just the amount of a medium sprinkler truck.
That's it!
Compared with the harvest brought by the little jade Buddha, sprinkle water!
With a finger of his hand, the remaining dozens of catties of two pots were taken back into the last big wine bottle, and a little more, the big wine bottle collapsed and turned into dozens of small wine bottles.
The small wine bottle hung in the air, slowly floating towards the cooks: "There were a few people last night, and these bottles of wine are a little heart." Drink it leisurely, this wine is very strong, and the living Buddhas are drunk. Haha......"
The cooks and helpers, none of them fell, each of them received a bottle, and their faces were flushed with excitement, and they couldn't say anything.
Sun Zheng sent the wine gourd into the tent and placed it beside Jigong.
At this time, Jigong snored a little quietly, and smacked his lips from time to time in his sleep, with an innocent and innocent appearance.
Look at his ragged clothes, his shoes are trampled in half, just this sloppy appearance is not what ordinary people can bear.
With his supernatural abilities, what state can't be chosen? But why do you want to dress up as a beggar?
Is this also some kind of practice?
Headache, such a practice, even if you can become an immortal and become a Buddha and an ancestor, what fun is there at all?
However, Sun Zheng still admires him very much, at least people have their own way to adhere to.
I wish you a speedy sermon!
When I came out, I saw those villagers gathered in front of the large glass wine bottles in that place, looking cautious that they didn't dare to touch it.
Sun Zheng smiled: "Since everyone likes it, then take it back to pack something and make an ornament." If you're short on money, you can exchange it for a few coins! Just my housewarming gift to everyone. ”
Everyone was overjoyed and hurriedly thanked them in unison.
At this time, the sky is getting brighter, and there are more and more customers who come to eat the flowing water banquet, and the voices of people are gradually boiling.
Sun Zheng prepared to evacuate: "Everyone take care of the living Buddha, if he wakes up, although good wine and good food are waiting." Send someone to Meizhuang and call me ......"
Everyone responded in unison and sent Sun Zheng away.
Sun Zheng didn't know that after he left, the Living Buddha Jigong, who was originally asleep, quietly opened his eyes, pinched a little with his right hand, and couldn't stop muttering in his mouth.
"It's strange, why can't you detect any breath...... Ouch, that's not good. Stone Demon, Stone Demon, why do you say you are here! ”
Jigong shook his head and turned over and sat up, pinched his fingers and counted a few times, and sighed gloomily: "That's it, it's also this demon's destiny!" He touched the gourd with his hand, opened the lid and put it in his mouth, and his eyes were round.
"This ...... Full? ”
Jigong's face was incredible, and he shook his head for a long time and smiled bitterly: "This Sun Daoyou, this is blocking my monk's mouth!" Hey, hey, good, good! ”
Suddenly raised his head to the sky, twitched his nose a few times, and his eyes lit up: "This thief has a bull's nose, and whose dog did he steal?" ”
Before the words fell, the figure had passed away.
A moment later, in the backyard of a small Taoist temple located halfway up the mountain, Jigong appeared with a broken fan and a grin: "Good dog, good dog!" ”
A Taoist priest in the courtyard was in front of the fire, very engaged in turning over a dog-shaped barbecue more than three feet long, and from time to time using a large brush to dip the prepared condiments and smear them on the meat.
Hearing Jigong's words, the Taoist priest didn't raise his head: "I said that you gave birth to a good dog's nose!" Why is it that every time I bake something, no matter how far or near, you can smell it and come to the door?! ”
"Hahaha......" Jigong didn't recognize his life, so he came to the opposite side and sat directly on the ground: "False praise, false praise!" ”
Rao is a Taoist priest's cultivation, and his eyes are almost dark, and his movements are half a beat slower: "Is this a compliment to you?" ”
"What does it matter? The monk has been in the red dust for a long time, what haven't you heard? Haven't you eaten and slept soundly? Compared to those disgusting words, this is already a wonderful compliment! ”
The Taoist priest could only shake his head in acquiescence and continue to brush carefully.
At this time, a white-clothed woman came out of the apse of the Taoist temple, holding a few cases with a smile on her face, and placed them beside the two of them.
Jigong laughed and said, "There is a peony fairy!" ”
The female Taoist smiled, took care of herself, summoned a food box, and took out several plates of exquisite side dishes, a wine jug, and two wine cups.
After putting a few cases on the table, the female Taoist turned to the Taoist priest: "Master and Zen master drink, here to the disciple." ”
The Taoist priest frowned: "This kind of pickled and greasy ......"
"Shizun just doesn't worry about the disciple, and he says such things to shirk?"
The Taoist priest had no choice but to get up: "The heat is almost enough, and it can be divided after a few more turns." ”
"The master goes to drink and talk, and the disciple can save it!"
The Taoist priest wanted to speak and stopped, with a little embarrassment, came to the side of the case and sat down, and rolled his eyes angrily at Jigong, who was smiling, took the wine jug and poured himself a glass, raised his head and took a sip, ignoring Jigong.
Jigong laughed: "The bull's nose is as careful as the buttocks, and it hasn't grown at all!" This time, the monk is not rare for your wine, and the monk brought his own wine! If you want to say a few nice words, the monk is willing to let you taste it! ”
The Taoist priest was suddenly curious: "You brought wine?" Would you like to share it with others? Deliberately made a very exaggerated action of looking up at the sky: "This day has not changed, the sun still rises in the east, why did you change your character?" ”
Jigong didn't get up, shook his legs lightly on the ground, stepped in front of the desk, took the wine cup, poured two glasses with a gourd, and pushed a cup over: "The monk has good things, and the first thing that comes to mind is your thief nose!" You don't know the hearts of good people, and you still have the face to scold dogs! ”
The female dao, who was cutting meat, laughed out loud, her shoulders trembled, and she endured it very hard.
The Taoist priest took the cup in his hand, sniffed it gently, his expression was slightly sluggish, his mouth was lightly sipped, his eyes lit up, he raised his head and poured it into his mouth, and tasted it carefully.
After a long time, he took a long breath: "Good wine!" Where does this wine come from? Hey, no, with your door-picking temperament, how can you be willing to share such a good wine...... To be honest, how much you get, the poor road must also share the profits! ”
Jigong smiled: "If you want more, I will only get you a thousand catties!" ”
Ah!
The Taoist priest and the female Taoist were shocked at the same time, a thousand catties?
"Monk, you robbed the imperial kiln?"
Cut! Jigong turned his hand and took out the broken fan from the back of his neck and shook it slowly, with a high face: "Don't think that only you Lu Dongbin is a little immortal, and the monk is also worshiped by a few believers!" ”
This Taoist priest turned out to be one of the eight immortals of folklore, the pure yang immortal master Lu Dongbin!
That peony fairy is naturally the white peony, the essence of flowers and plants that is entangled with him in the legend.
Lu Dongbin was stunned for a moment: "You have believers and I believe in them, but such a good wine, are you willing to give me a thousand catties?" You have at least 10,000 catties in your hands! With such a large amount of money, not to mention the amount of silver required, it is not easy to buy such fine wines, even if they have silver. You tell you the truth, what is the origin of this wine? ”
"How? 1,000 catties of wine, in exchange for a few meals of dog meat, did you earn or lose? ”
"I earned it!" Lu Dongbin rolled his eyes angrily: "Do you want to say it?" ”
"You, you really don't have any interest at all, and it's a shame that the peony fairy can endure your stinky temper!"
Bai Peony happened to cut two large plates of cooked meat, and when he heard this, he silently put the big plate in front of Jigong, and without looking at the two, he went back to continue to divide the meat.
Lu Dongbin was choked a lot, and pushed his wine jug over: "Favors belong to favors, and the numbers are clear!" Mix the wine before talking. ”
The wine pot is also a magic weapon, Jigong inserted the gourd into the mouth of the pot, and said with a smile: "Although the monk is poor, he never speaks, you are the heart of a villain!" ”
Soon a thousand catties of wine passed away, and Lu Dongbin poured himself a cup first: "Hey, you said it!" ”
"Monk, this time, I met a wonderful person!"
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