Chapter 53: Benkapibala officially becomes the pillar of the bear child
Listening to the 360-degree noise of the constant loop of stereo sound buzzing around his legs, Xia Manning's mood at the moment can be described as a capital me.
A good morning, a beautiful woman, how can you be made into a ghost and a ghost?!
Rats, the kind that doesn't resurrect scrolls.
Don't cue.
It's just that it's so easy to escape anywhere, and the combat effectiveness of the little radish heads is still very high.
Xia Manning's thighs were hugged tightly by small hands that didn't know where to stretch out.
Even Xia Jiu'an and Lu Zhengsheng came out to help, but they couldn't pull people out of the radish pile.
Xia Manning: ......
I am in good spirits.
Psychosis is on the verge of eruption.
Suddenly, I want to crawl in the dark~
In the end, under the soft voice of Aunt Lu, the little radish heads squatted in the small courtyard of the Lu family in rows, and began to cry with the beautiful and powerful Sister Xia.
Xia Manning's fugue.
Suddenly there is a feeling of playing with a defensive turnip?
"So what you mean is that you haven't solved the problem with the kids in the next village, and you've been delayed from going to school, right?"
"Well, they're getting more and more excessive, and they were just looking for us to be unhappy before, but now they're starting to push people!"
"But no, he has to pull my sister's pigtails, and if he doesn't let him pull them, he will push my sister!"
"Did you call back?"
The children's answers were nothing short of divided.
Some nodded wildly, some hung their heads, and some shook their heads violently.
Xia Manning let out a long sigh of anger.
"Boys! Today is the time for us to compete in the Central Plains! ”
"Our Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, lose people and lose battles, don't lose fights!"
"Come on, little ones, come with me!"
"Cavalry company! Offense~~~"
After saying that, Xia Manning took the lead and ran out of the Lu family's courtyard, and the little radish heads also shouted and attacked with great momentum and rushed out.
Only the big and three small ones in the courtyard were left dumbfounded.
???
!!!
What's going on? Why did you attack?!
Why can't you keep up with the effort in the blink of an eye?
What are you doing here?
Isn't it really going to be a group fight?
Lu Zhengsheng rushed out with his legs, but by the time he arrived, the two waves of baby armies had officially begun to fight.
And the village baby army, there is also a dog-headed military division waving the flag and shouting in the back.
"Little black fatty, you outflank him from the left and attack him from behind, don't be so martial!"
"The little sister with four pigtails tied on top of her head, grab his hair, slap his head, and clasp her eyes!"
"Well, what are you doing with that tall and thin guy on the other side? Don't be a dead hand, let's have a serious fight with martial arts! ”
And this dog-headed military division not only has a lot of work on his lips, but also has a lot of kung fu in his hands, and from time to time he rushes into the front line of the confrontation position between the two armies, and reaches out to physically separate the two bear children who are fighting too fiercely.
Lu Zhengsheng: ......
Sometimes it's better to be alive than dead.
Today's confusion.
Why haven't I died?
and tomorrow's confusion.
When exactly will you die?
Should he have to clean up this kind of mess for his little stepmother for the rest of his life?
Oh, and there is also a Xia Jiu'an who has been crooked a little bit and Jiaobao, who has a great possibility of following crooked in the future.
Lu Zhengsheng: ......
Enough is fed up, really fed up.
Can he apply for a head straight into the underworld now?
When the two waves of the baby army were all finished, there were even many parents who heard the wind and stood by, eager to rush up and tear Xia Manning apart.
Xia Doghead Military Master Man is not too big to watch the excitement, and this is how her performance began.
"You didn't behave well just now, you are too moral, you know that you will suffer losses in the future? Everyone has taken out a piece from you, why are you still standing in place stupidly waiting for someone to dig it? This is not good, you have to learn to be flexible. ”
"And you, don't be afraid, if he dares to pull your hair, you dare to buckle his eyeballs, whoever is afraid of the first is a dog, and the poor are afraid of dying, do you know! Especially if you're still a girl, you can't let others ride on your face and bully. ”
"You...... Lose weight, as soon as others push you, you're about to get away, if you can't do it, let's study hard, and focus on a mental labor war~"
Xia Manning also commented on each other regardless of his own village or other villages.
Then he said with a smile in the angry eyes of the adults.
"What's wrong? When children play with each other, adults won't be in a hurry first, right? That's a shame. ”
"Let's not play that game and can't afford to lose."
"If you don't believe it, ask your own child to see if you dislike it and be ashamed of him for him."
As soon as Xia Manning's voice fell, the little radish heads over there jumped high and began to support her.
"Yes, that's right, we're all playing, you are not allowed to interfere, otherwise it will be too shameless to say it!"
"That's it, then how will I mess around in the village in the future!"
……
Xia Manning: ~~~
Life is messy, death without regrets, hehe.
The children of the two villages are now standing on the same line together, and because they have just finished moving, they now have a strange feeling of sympathy between heroes.
There are a few prickly heads, and now they have even begun to hook their shoulders.
Only then did Xia Junshi stand up and begin to conclude his speech.
"Today's battle has ended, and it seems that there is not much difference in strength between the two sides, and it is very stale, this battle situation is really stale."
"If you continue to fight like this, you will lose both."
"But it's not a big problem, I have a suggestion."
Looking at the shining eyes of the little radish heads, Xia Junshi said.
"What's the point of fighting in the village? Have you ever seen a soldier with a Red Army medal? They are called an interesting one, and when they enter the army, they are all comrades-in-arms from all over the world, and they are fighting with them, which is called amazing! ”
"What's the point of fighting the invincible opponents all over the village? When the time comes, you will casually participate in a big competition of the whole army and be the king of the whole army, so you will have more face when you say it! ”
"We can't pee, our shadow will shine in this acre and three points of land, our goal is the sea of stars!"
"Rush children, let the fire of the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave be scattered on every planet!"
"Rush! Rush! Rush! ”
The mood of the little radish heads was high, and they shouted slogans in unison!
Lu Zhengsheng and parents: ......
Can anyone tell them why these kids are so easy to fool now?
Seeing that the two villages of bear children successfully subsided the war epidemic, the radish heads scattered in all directions.
Xia Manning turned his head and said to Lu Zhengsheng as if unintentionally.
"Oh, this matter is actually quite easy to solve, after all, they are all classmates, and they will have more time to get along in the future, maybe they can work in a unit, there is no need to be so stubborn."
"Sister Qiao has brought two children, and she has more experience than me, if it were her, she would definitely be able to solve this matter faster than me."
"She must have been running out of time lately, that's why she let them come to me, right? It's just that maybe the nobles are too forgetful, so this matter has dragged on to my side for so long. ”
"Alas, Sister Qiao is really having a hard time~"
Yu Guang saw that some villagers had an angry look on their faces, and Xia Manning was satisfied.
Do you want her to suffer a dumb loss and dream?
I thought that pushing the little radish heads to him would make her grow a big one.
Hehe.
With a wave of the shovel and the big pit dug up, the backhand sister will bury it for you.
No thanks, the heroine's stepmother.
Good night in the grave.
(End of chapter)