Chapter Seventy-Four: No One Else Gets Used to Your Stinky Problem!
Sun Shu knows her father's temper very well, it doesn't matter if she gets into trouble, the key is not to hide it from him, otherwise, in the future, the exposure of things will cause her father to fall into passivity, and the problem will be more serious than the trouble itself.
So Sun Shu pulled Xiao Mi and asked Sun Zheng for guilt.
Sun Zheng also couldn't cry or laugh, he imagined many scenes, even including Xiao Mi being fooled by the monkey, making trouble with the monkey in the Heavenly Palace, and then he was forced to come forward and match the line with those immortals, but he actually inserted a pole from here!
When you think about it, it doesn't seem like a bad thing.
While reprimanding Xiao Mi for not growing up, he prepared a thank you sheet to play the Jade Emperor.
In the table, he expressed his gratitude to the Jade Emperor for giving him the immortal peach, claiming that he was far away in the underworld, and he was dedicated to taking care of the affairs of the Yin Division, and he did not have any credit to the Heavenly Court. asked Xiao Mi to inspect the palace, purely because this little thing was too naughty, and found an excuse to trick him into playing. I didn't expect His Majesty to attach so much importance to it, and specially gave it a fairy peach......
Shuangshuang made a cameo appearance as a servant again, and went to Heaven with Xie Biao, first to report to Tai Bai Xing Li Changgeng.
People are familiar with things, and it doesn't take much effort at all, so Xie Biao put it on the Jade Emperor's desk.
As soon as the Jade Emperor flipped through the thank you watch, he felt a faint pain when he boarded up.
Let the monkey go to guard the peach orchard, many of the calculations are actually obvious, but since they are calculations, they can't be put on the surface. Originally, the monkey stealing the peach could only be regarded as a crime, and there were many serial sets waiting for the monkey in the back. As a result, the peaches here have not been eaten yet, but the matter has been exposed by the Arctic Emperor in this way.
So what's next?
To pretend not to know that the monkey stole the peach, how can the Arctic Emperor explain it?
If you take the stubble of the Arctic Emperor, the monkey will have to come to a conclusion. But if you tear your face now, what kind of sin is it to steal a few peaches?
But there is no way, compared to the long-term plan of calculating the monkey, the Arctic Emperor's side is unhappy on the bright side.
Obviously, everyone realized that the Arctic Emperor was showing his attitude to everyone in his own way. Calculate the monkey thing, you have to take it easy.
Of course, these things involved in the calculation level, except for the Jade Emperor and several other high-ranking Heavenly Court officials, the rest of the courtiers did not know.
The thing in front of the immortals was that the truth of the Arctic Emperor's family had obtained a few immortal peaches from the Monkey King. Then the Arctic Emperor had a misunderstanding, thinking that it was a gift from the Jade Emperor.
Then this matter is obvious, it is Monkey King himself who guards and steals, and he also wants to fool Di Listen and pull the North Star King to cover him up.
What kind of sin is this? How to convict and how to punish it?
When everyone discussed, they intentionally or unintentionally ignored the fact that Di Ting was actually a spirit beast that could understand and speak human words, and purely regarded it as a peach-eating crowd who did not know the truth, and was classified as a victim.
The matter was put on the surface, and the chain that was originally designed for Monkey King was interrupted. The monkey head was suspended from his post for dereliction of duty, fined for one year, and ordered to think about it behind closed doors.
The Jade Emperor's side didn't care about the monkey's reaction, so he had to stick to the Arctic Emperor's side first. Originally, this matter was discussed by the six Holy Venerables and decided by the Heavenly Dao. But now that the Arctic Emperor is reacting like this, why is he a little unhappy?
This can't be done, we have to find out what kind of charter the Arctic Emperor is.
So, Tai Bai Xing once again acted as an angel and ran to the underworld to proclaim the message.
First of all, of course, it shows that the matter of the immortal peach last time was not given by the Jade Emperor, but by the monkey himself. Secondly, the meow of the emperor's family is too close to the monkey, and it seems to have learned a little badly......
Sun Zheng said that he knew, and in the future, Poor Dao would take care of it, so he would lock it up for a thousand years first.
Tai Bai Xing didn't bother to thank him here, but he heard the Arctic Emperor say again, he thought that those peaches were given by the Jade Emperor, so he was embarrassed to say anything. Since it was not given by His Majesty, Xie Biao has already been on the poor road. Besides, because of this matter, Poor Dao also plans to punish his family for thousands of years of confinement. In this way, you go back to Heaven and tell the Jade Emperor, just say that the peaches taste good, and my little cat loves to eat them. In order to make it obedient and confined, you dig up a few peach trees and send them to Yinsi, and in the future, my family will grow and eat them by themselves, and I will save myself from having to go to Heaven to ask for it.
Tai Bai Xing is a newcomer, and it was because he went to the underworld alone to get the credit of the Star Monarch, and he has a good impression of the Arctic Emperor. After hearing this, he felt that it was "quite reasonable", so he went back to pay the decree and said Sun Zheng's words from the beginning.
The Jade Emperor was even more painful, and he sprayed a few courtiers who came up with ideas. What's this bad idea? This time, I didn't understand the attitude, but I had to build a few peach trees!
The peach trees in the heavenly court, there are all of them, how can they give them away indiscriminately?
There was no way, the Jade Emperor had no choice but to write green words with a shy face and play the old master of the Heavenly Dao. He is not ashamed, Sanqing is nominally commensurate with his brother, but he has a compelling number in his heart, and some people are willing to give some face, just talk about it. But there are some things, people don't give face, and the Jade Emperor is a fart.
Unfortunately, when it comes to the Arctic Emperor, it belongs to the category that Sanqing will not give face. Even if there are three of Sanqing, it still has no advantage over Shangwa Sheng, especially a few peach trees that are as trivial as trivial.
Just like Xiao Mi's status in Sun Zheng's eyes, the Jade Emperor also belongs to the category of doting without limits in the eyes of Hongjun Ancestor.
So it didn't take long for Nuwa Niangniang to summon Sun Zheng over to talk.
The content is nothing more than that since the eastern transmission of the Dharma has been decided, it is not good to interfere too much. Besides, that monkey was not only trained by you, but also refined by the master himself. I didn't say anything as a teacher, what are you doing with those little operations? promised other people's things, there is no need to engage in yang and yin violations, and people don't have to underestimate them.
Sun Zheng called Lian Tianqu when he arrived, the disciple is an honest man. I didn't mean to interfere with the spread of Buddhism at all, but this time, it was Xiao Mi who ate a few peaches......
The implication is that the disciple really didn't think much about it. It's that Xiao Mi was punished by the disciple and confined, and the little appearance looked very pitiful, and the disciple thought that it loved peaches so much, so he helped it get a few peach trees, and came back to grow peaches to eat, and it also saved him from going to Heaven to do something embarrassing and immoral, and spread it out to make people laugh.
After listening to this, Nuwa Niangniang smiled rarely: "This is also a rhetoric, no matter what, you can't let them take advantage of the benefits." It's just a few peach trees, and I asked you for the teacher! ”
Sun Zheng hurriedly said: "From today onwards, the disciple will retreat and cultivate without asking about foreign affairs. ”
Nuwa Niangniang expressed her satisfaction and waved him back to wait for the letter.
A few days later, Li Changgeng went to the underworld again and sent nine peach trees, three of each of the three kinds of peach trees. Sun Zheng simply entrusted the Arctic Emperor's Palace to him to take care of it, so as not to be exploited by anyone and cause any bad things that would affect the cultivation of the poor road.
Heavenly Court, when he got this result, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Next, Monkey King, who was forced to think behind closed doors, suddenly found that the people who took care of him seemed to be quite talkative, so he quietly slipped out of the house to play, but it turned out that there was no.
The monkey finally discovered that his Monkey King was quite majestic. So I floated more and more, and I felt better and better. Until one day, I suddenly learned that the Queen Mother was going to hold a "Ten Thousand Immortals Conference", but then she didn't invite herself.
Monkey King felt that he was being despised and a little unhappy, so he took advantage of his temperament to do a little damage. But inexplicably, I was attracted by the wine at the banquet, after a heavy drink, the wine was strong, and when I returned home in a daze, I took the wrong road, broke into Laojun's Tushi Palace, and ate a few gourds of Laojun's Jindan in a daze.
Danman woke up with wine, and the monkey head was not lightly frightened. Knowing that this disaster was not small, he simply escaped back to Huaguo Mountain......
This was followed by another comical operation, which unsurprisingly caused the incident of the Heavenly Palace.
In Sun Zheng's view, the so-called havoc in the Heavenly Palace. From beginning to end, it's like a little kid playing a temper in front of a group of parents, and then a group of adults are full of helplessness, and they can't do anything about him.
In the end, I could only invite an outsider, that is, the Buddha of the West, to come forward. coaxed and deceived a monkey all over the place, and then beat him violently to let him know how complicated this society is. BIquGe.biz
Not everyone is their own generation, and others will not get used to your stinky body!
The monkey was turned over and pressed into the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, sealed the magic spell, and closed the five senses, just to sharpen his temperament and make him think about what was wrong.
Sun Zheng's family can't go into retreat, but the Netherworld Yin Division has its own Heavenly Court Mansion to report news, and it can know these things without leaving home. Especially after the monkey was towned to the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, the Jade Emperor specially made a thank-you banquet in order to entertain the Buddha, named it "Antiy Conference", and also sent an invitation to the Arctic Palace.
This kind of thing, how dare Li Changgeng take an idea, obediently hold the post and come to the underworld to ask Sun Zheng to appreciate his face.
Sun Zheng's heart was clear, this was actually the highlight moment when the Jade Emperor announced the sovereignty of the Heavenly Court to the heavens of the Three Realms. After this incident, the second ancestor of Buddhism also nominally returned to the leadership of Heavenly Court. The West Niu Hezhou in the Nether Realm is no longer the private land of Buddhism. In the next few hundred years, the four continents exchanged and communicated with each other.
When the monkey is released from prison, he will escort the group to complete the final ceremony of spreading the Dharma to the east.
This is also known as the so-called one thing does not bother the two masters, starting with the monkey head and ending with the monkey head. Whether the monkey head wants it or not, this matter is destined to be done by him.
Of course, because it was a doomed thing. Next, all kinds of calculations are indispensable. After all, the Dharma is transmitted to the east and has a great merit, and the monkey is the first candidate for the joint promotion of the six saints after deliberation, and the second choice is naturally designated by the Buddhism.
It doesn't matter if these two great merits can't be earned, it is impossible for the scripture study group to be completed by the two of them, that is too shabby......
In addition to the scripture-learning group itself, there are also those cameo appearances and group performances along the way, one is counted as one, and there will be opportunities to share merit in the future.
Well, I have to talk about it.
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