"You'd better dream your dreams!" Dead eunuchs!

The function is incomplete, but it is whimsical all the time!

Lin Xirou drove the donkey cart and returned home.

Who knows, the courtyard door is locked.

Lin Xirou then remembered that when she went out this morning, she gave the Zhou brothers a holiday.

She and Li Shen went to the banquet, so it was not good to take them there, so she simply gave them a holiday to rest.

The two brothers are fourteen years old and the other is twelve, which is the age when they love to play.

Let them stay in the house honestly, that's hard for them.

It's just over mid-afternoon, and the weather is fine, so I guess I'm going to play somewhere.

Good thing she also has the keys with her.

Lin Xirou parked the donkey cart and walked over to open the courtyard gate.

Looking back, the man on the donkey cart slept like a puddle of mud, motionless.

Lin Xirou sighed with a headache, drove the donkey into the courtyard, closed the courtyard door, and struggled to support the drunk man, and moved into his bedroom three steps at a time.

"If you can get drunk next time, I will definitely throw you into the pond!" Lin Xirou threw Li Shen on the bed, and exhaled tiredly, "I will definitely do what I say!" ”

She patted her sleeve and was about to turn around, when her wrist was suddenly grabbed and her body was pulled back.

Only one of them shook her head, and she had collapsed on the bed.

I fell into a mess.

Before she could react, the man, who was too drunk to wake up just now, suddenly leaned over.

Heavy kisses fell, conquering the city without a trace of hesitation.

The aroma of wine mixed with the peculiar smell of green wattles on the man's body made her head dazed.

"Rourou, rourou?" He muttered in a low voice, "You stupid woman......"

Lin Xirou, "......"

Her brain exploded.

"You, you...... You will take revenge! Lin Xirou pushed Li Shen away from her body and fled from his room in a hurry.

Li Shen's eyes were confused, and he looked at the door, "Lin Xirou——, Xirou, Rourou?" ”

Lin Xirou had already run back to her house.

Bang –

The door was closed.

She leaned against the door and touched her face, her heart pounding.

After a while, she laughed self-deprecatingly.

What's wrong with her?

She shared the same bed with the man, but she was gnawed by him, what was she panicking about?

Just a eunuch!

Lin Xirou took a deep breath, pretended to be casual, opened the door, and walked into Li Shen's house.

Li Shen on the bed was still lying in the same posture as before, looking at the top of the tent, thoughtful.

Hearing the familiar and hurried footsteps walking back, his eyes quickly turned to the door.

Sure enough, it was her.

Li Shen's eyes instantly brightened a little.

"Rourou......" He obviously didn't exert himself just now, but her lips were still a little swollen, and Li Shen felt very guilty in his heart.

But seeing her angry but pretending to be calm expression, I couldn't help but hook the corners of my lips.

"Well, you are not allowed to mention what happened just now to anyone, otherwise, I will be unkind to you. I have all the poison in the palace hidden in my body, if you annoy me-" Lin Xirou raised her chin and said viciously, "Anyway, you have seen it, at least you have heard of it, you know what I mean?" ”

Li Shen couldn't help laughing after listening to her babbling, "You want to murder your husband?" ”

Lin Xirou looked at his indifferent expression, grinding her back molars in annoyance, and sneered, "Who is husband and wife with you?" I told you at the beginning, but we are just fake, are you still serious? ”

"What if I take it seriously?" Li Shen narrowed his eyes and looked at her for a moment,

"Hmph, you're dreaming!" Lin Xirou snorted coldly, turned around and walked out of Li Shen's room.

"Rourou, rourou?" Li Shen shouted as he looked in the direction she left.

Lin Xirou never came back, closed the door angrily, and fell to bed with a quilt to sleep.

Why did you close your eyes and your mind was full of the breath of the dead eunuch?

It's going to kill people.

She obviously didn't feel anything for him!

Lin Xirou pinched her fingers and counted the time, it had been almost three months since they left the capital.

As the old saying goes, it takes a hundred days to break your bones.

Under normal circumstances, it only takes two months to three months to remove the cast for fractures.

But Li Shen's leg is severely fractured, and it was damaged once in the middle, and it will take another month to fully recover.

She couldn't wait that long.

She had to hurry up and develop some good herbs to apply externally and internally, so that his legs would get better faster.

Drive him away again!

She didn't want to be gnawed by the dead eunuch again.

。

The sun was in the west, and when it fell to the eaves, the Zhou brothers came back.

Finding that the gate of the courtyard was hidden and the donkey cart was also parked in the courtyard, they knew that Li Shen and Lin Xirou had returned.

The two shouted happily, "Sister-in-law Lin, Brother Mu Sheng, see what we brought back?" ”

"Be quiet! Your sister-in-law Lin is resting. Li Shen pushed his cane and walked to the door of the main house, he glanced at the direction of Lin Xirou's house, and said in a low voice.

The two brothers stuck out their tongues mischievously, smiled and lifted the small basket in their hands, and handed it to Li Shen.

"We went to the North River to catch it." Zhou Heihu said.

"Two baskets of stream fish, you can cook two large bowls." Zhou Heiniu said.

Li Shen nodded, "Put it in the kitchen." ”

"Okay." The brothers happily entered the kitchen.

The kitchen is cold and cold, and there is no smoke at all.

Zhou Heihu scratched his head, walked out of the kitchen, and asked Li Shen, "Brother Mu Sheng, didn't Sister-in-law Lin cook dinner?" ”

Li Shen sat down on a chair at the door, "You two go and cook dinner." ”

The Zhou brothers were dumbfounded, "We can only cook porridge, not cook." ”

Li Shen had a cold face, "In the past few months, you haven't learned?" "What two stupid babies!

He pointed to the fish again, "The day before yesterday, didn't your sister-in-law Lin burn the fish?" Think about it, how she cooks the fish, and eats the fish for dinner. ”

Brothers, you look at me, I look at you, so I had to promise stubbornly, "Okay." ”

The two first thought about how Lin Xirou killed the fish, studied and discussed together, and removed the scales of more than 20 small fish that were more than three inches long and dug the gills.

Then he found a clean clay basin, scooped up the water from the large tank with spare water in the courtyard, and washed the fish.

Then, Zhou Heihu loaded rice, washed it and added water to cook porridge.

Then comes the most complicated part.

- Burnt small fish.

The two of them looked at the fish and looked worried, because they really couldn't remember how the fish was cooked.

Every time Lin Xirou cooks vegetables, they just stare at the dishes in the pot, smell the aroma and fantasize about how delicious it is, and they don't pay attention to the details of cooking at all.

Seeing that they were delaying the stove, Li Shen walked into the kitchen on crutches.

"What's so hard about that? Look at you all with your faces stretched, come, listen to my command. ”

Zhou Heihu blinked, "Brother Mu Sheng, do you know how to cook?" ”

"I haven't seen you cook?" Zhou Heiniu said.

Still asking for a monthly pass~

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