Chapter 169: Ogre Chef

What would you do if one day, you were happily making soup and suddenly you saw a whole bunch of vicious guys rushing madly towards you?

Although he didn't know what he had done, but seeing a large group of ogres rushing over like drunk, Lin Taiping's first reaction was to directly pull out his legs and flash people, but the problem was that he didn't have time to turn around......

With a bang, another piece of frozen wood behind him suddenly erupted into a roaring sound!

Just a few seconds later, another group of fanged cannibal trolls howled fiercely, and also rushed out of this frozen woody forest, these evil creatures grinding Bai Sensen's fangs, like a tide, looking at the green eyes and full of hunger, as if they had been hungry for three days and three nights and suddenly saw a table of food...... Well, not likely, but just!

Your uncle's!

There was an interception in front, and there were chasing soldiers in the back, Lin Taiping was moved to tears, and suddenly felt that his character was really weird, there was no reason, there was no reason, our family was just preparing dinner here, who did you offend, could it be that making fish soup is also illegal?

It's too late, it's too fast, and between the lightning and flint, a large group of ogres have already killed madly, and the few guys who rushed to the front howled wildly, brandishing their black machetes like windmills: "Meat! This little white face is my supper, and no one is allowed to rob me!"

"Are you sure?" Lin Taiping sighed softly, and leisurely raised the ring of the gods, "Okay, if you insist, then ......"

Shut up, you idiots who only think with your stomach, stop me!

Without warning, a furious sound like a broken gong suddenly echoed over the entire beach, and in an instant, the ogres who were rushing up frantically hurriedly braked, and suddenly scrambled together, and the guys behind had no time to stop. The rusty machete stabbed forward with inertia and plunged deep into his companion's thigh, causing even more chaos.

And in the midst of such a strange chaos, a hideous and vicious miserable green figure suddenly jumped down from the canopy of the frozen wood, with a terrible weight of half a ton, this guy smashed viciously on the beach, and before he could fully stand firm, he waved his claws viciously, and knocked all the ogres around him to the ground.

"Idiots! Bunch of idiots! How many times have I said, don't scare the food. Don't scare the food!Damn, do you know that if the food is scared out of our minds, the bile in the body will burst, which will cause the muscles all over the body to become bitter, which will greatly affect the taste of eating......

Lin Taiping almost slipped when he heard this, and couldn't help but raise his head in awe, looking at the "gourmet" who was publishing his culinary theory.

Undoubtedly, the guy who is discussing the taste of human flesh. It was also a vicious ogre, and it was even more vicious and vicious than ordinary ogres, its miserable green body was almost three meters tall, and its scarlet round bloody eyes were like two lanterns. The ten-centimeter-long fangs of Bai Mori were completely exposed to the air, and the gaps between the teeth were stained with dark red bloodstains.

Of course, that's not the most noticeable part, it's really weird. This guy is still carrying two rusty kitchen knives in his long, thin claws...... That's right, they were two black kitchen knives. It's just dozens of times bigger than an ordinary kitchen knife, and the blade covered with chips is stained with blood, trembling gently in the cold wind, and making a ghost-crying wolf howl whimper, which makes people feel creepy when they hear it!

"Your Excellency is...... Giant Fang?" Slightly stunned for a few seconds, Lin Taiping looked at the newly emerged ogre patriarch, and suddenly the pirate leader described by Miranda sounded.

"Food, you actually know me?" the ogre patriarch opened his fangs and showed a hideous smile that was enough to scare ordinary people to death, "Interesting, really interesting, it seems that my evil reputation has spread throughout the Chaos Sea, and even this kind of weak food has been heard of?"

That's, that's, a large group of ogres raised their claws and bent down in worship, saying that the patriarch you have long been famous, even a look can kill a powerful warrior, needless to say, this fragile little white face must have admired your murderous name, and specially took the initiative to send it to your door for supper, otherwise why would he even bring kitchen utensils?

"Makes sense, I even brought seasonings. Lin Taiping couldn't help but complain when he heard this, but he touched his chin with a smile and looked up at the ogre patriarch opposite, "So, Giant Fang Patriarch, please allow me to introduce myself, I am ......"

"Don't be wordy!" Giant Fang didn't bother to listen at all, and directly waved his claws viciously, "Food, I don't care what your origin is or why you're here, I just want to ask you one question - listen, do you like to be roasted or stewed?"

Good question, Lin Taiping was stunned and speechless, and suddenly felt that the two choices were really entangled, but he didn't need to worry for long, because just a few seconds later, the giant tooth snapped his fingers impatiently, and the few ogres next to him were very knowledgeable, and immediately conjured up a white chef's hat full of oil, and handed it over respectfully.

Very good, Jufang nodded with satisfaction, put on the chef's hat with a stern face, lifted two huge black machetes, and looked at Lin Taiping with a longing face: "Well, let me think about it, your head is of good meat quality, it can be used for stewed soup, the muscles of your left arm are very clear, it is very suitable for slicing and grilling, as for the most delicious heart, if it is not accompanied by mushroom soup, it is simply a crime......"

So, so, so, this brutal guy said so much that it took less than a few minutes to break down Lin Taiping into several dishes, frankly speaking, excluding the premise of human flesh, looking at its kind of face full of excitement and green eyes, it was like a chef who was obsessed with cooking, and encountered a large table of the most expensive and high-quality ingredients, and he was so excited that he almost couldn't help himself.

Look at the ogres around you, you have already listened to it with fascination, and they are all desperately wiping their saliva there, and a few hungry guys are even more eager to give it a try, eager to go to the soup and wash the dishes to prepare the ingredients now, and eat this little white face as a supper as soon as possible.

So, how much do you love cooking, and how much do you love human flesh?

What can I say, Lin Taiping was speechless when he heard this, and somehow, he suddenly remembered Tulu who was far away in the Horn Sea, that's right, if that foodie with four stomachs comes to the Ice and Fire Islands, he will definitely become good friends with this giant tooth patriarch, one loves to eat and the other loves to cook, it is simply a good friend and a quilt.

"So, cooking is a sacred art. After ten minutes of talking, Giant Fang finally took a deep breath and made a summary without finishing up, "In fact, even the remaining bones can't be wasted, such as the most nutritious calf bone, which can be used for ...... Used to ......"

Saying this, it stared at Lin Taiping's calf for a long time, but frowned a little distressedly, Lin Taiping sighed sympathetically, and simply took the initiative to say: "How about frying? Personally, I think that if you fry it with fierce oil until it is seven ripe, and then sprinkle it with some chopped green onions or something, it must taste very good." ”

Great idea, that's it!

The giant tooth's eyes lit up suddenly, and he immediately knocked the kitchen knife with satisfaction: "Food, it seems that you also know a little bit of cooking, very good, since this is the case, I will consider making your death more worthwhile, don't worry, when you enter my stomach, I will definitely thank the gods for your perfect use!"

"Really, so I'm so valuable?" Lin Taiping looked at it gratefully, but sighed very seriously, "However, there is a very key question now-hmm, why does Your Excellency think that I will definitely not resist?"

Resisting? Like hearing the funniest joke, Giant Fang and the surrounding ogres glanced at each other, and suddenly burst into a shriek laugh unscrupulously: "Hahaha, it's funny, it's really funny! The god of darkness is above, did I hear it wrong, this little white face who can't even kill chickens actually said that he wanted to resist, he actually said that he wanted to resist?"

That's it, a large group of ogres laughed so much that tears were about to flow out, humans, human beings, really stupid enough to only be worthy of making food, neither any magic fluctuations, nor any swordsmanship and fighting spirit, such a fool actually dared to say resistance, it was ridiculous, what are you going to use to resist, use the pot of fish soup next to you?

"Not necessarily. Lin Taiping looked at them with a smile, completely without the consciousness of taking the initiative to turn into ingredients, "Maybe I'm pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, maybe I'm a very powerful summoner, maybe I'm standing behind a large group of orcs, and among them, there is a short mermaid who loves violent magic instantaneously......"

"That's enough, I'm not in the mood to listen to you grind your teeth!" Giant Fang suddenly smiled and waved his hand fiercely with a fierce face, "Food, if you really have any strength, show it to me, if not...... Just die!"

Without warning, this nervous-looking ogre patriarch suddenly screamed insidiously!

In an instant, nearly a hundred ogres who had been prepared howled wildly in unison, pounced on them like hungry beasts, Bai Sensen's fangs shone with a deadly light, and the miserable green claws brought a bloody wind, this ferocious and brutal attack was enough to tear an ancient mammoth to pieces.

"Die obediently, food!" The one-eyed ogre who took the lead screamed even more hideously, and its barbed claws poked out like a ghost, stabbing Lin Taiping's fragile heart, "Don't worry, when you enter my stomach, I will definitely express my gratitude!"

Thank you so much!

Lin Taiping was deeply moved, slowly took a few steps back, and faced the ogres rushing like a tide, he coughed a few times seriously, and raised his left hand high, and in an instant, the ring of the gods suddenly burst out with silver-white light, completely enveloping the entire beach-

"But the problem is, I like to eat, not to be eaten......" (to be continued......