Chapter 1 The large intestine grows taste buds

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He tossed a coin into the air.

"This coin bears notoriety on one side and glory on the other."

"It's a pity that it's the former that emerges."

- The emotion of the European commentator Froskurinn after SSW defeated the SH Royals team with a score of 3-1 at the end of the fourth game of the 2014 League of Legends World Championship.

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"Hello everyone, I'm Lin Bei."

A face with a delicate face, a straight nose, a slightly upturned mouth that seems to be forever smiling, and two pale cyan silkworm faces on the eyelids appear in front of the camera.

The fly in the ointment is that this face is a little pale, and it seems that the sun has not shone for a long time.

On the right side of the screen, above the date of 7/7/2015, there are rows of results and screenshots of the reduced promotion.

69 wins and 10 losses, 87.34% win rate Hanbok master.

96 wins, 16 losses, 85.71% win rate Hanbok master.

174 wins and 47 losses, 78.73% win rate Hanbok king.

223 wins, 110 losses, 66.96% win rate electric 1,000 points.

……

Following the introduction of more than a dozen records is a line of bold red letters: Former world runner-up looking for a professional team, majoring in mid-laner, able to jungle, can assist, and can transform as required.

"Yo, the basement anchor is online again?"

"This streamer is the world runner-up? When did it happen? ”

"It's been a substitute runner-up for half a year."

"The garbage of the 1-7 pit teammates is retired, and I'm embarrassed to talk about this."

"The name of the runner-up of the anchor shocked the whole world, and they are asking who Lin Bei is and why he is so thick-skinned."

"Play the same game as Faker and want to be Faker?"

"I was discovered by the boss by secretly watching the live broadcast in the company, but fortunately he was Batman, and I told him that I was spying on the Joker."

"The anchor knows not to be greedy, but he has the idea of greed in his head, and we generally call this brain greed."

"Here's a word of advice to all brothers, if you don't scold the anchor, the popularity is not enough, the live broadcast room will be gone, don't let your laziness become a regret."

Look at the barrage communication.

Lin Bei smiled and repeated what he had explained countless times: "Actually, the anchor has not retired, the anchor just has no one to ...... Thank you very much for your support, what likes, weak chickens, fish balls don't brush, you have to do platform tasks to get it, it's too hard, just clear the free airplane rockets. ”

Say that.

Lin Bei switched to the I want to be the guy mini-game used to train hand speed and reflexes, and continued to practice day after day, without the slightest mention of the expectation of gifts.

Really.

Not only did they not receive the aircraft rockets.

No one even swiped the card and reward.

There were only a few scattered props worth 0.1 yuan, or completely free.

Lin Bei has long been accustomed to this situation.

After ten minutes of waiting.

Click Confirm to enter the Ban/Pick interface.

After Lin Bei, who is on the first floor, bans the hero, chooses the future guardian - Jace.

The opponent pulled out a clockwork spirit on the second floor.

Facing the familiar hero, Lin Bei seemed to see the scene in the S4 finals again......

Eight months ago.

Seoul.

Upper Rock World Cup Stadium.

In the backstage lounge where the SH Royal Club is located, coach Chris stared at the score of 1-2 with a solemn expression and made a decision that left no way back.

- Replace the corn that was hung for three full games, and let the substitute Lin Bei go into battle.

That war.

Lin Bei took out Jace in the face of countless doubts, and brought an extremely violent flash + ignition double move.

In just three minutes, a counterpoint solo kill was played against the Pawn.

The excited LPL audience sent out the '666' barrage one after another, and the commentator excitedly shouted the inspiring slogan of 'The royal family blows the horn of counterattack'.

However.

Next, SSW jungler Dandy stayed in the middle lane.

In the SH royal team, Yewang Insec protected the whole process and did not give Lin Bei enough support, so that Lin Bei fell into a 1v2 quagmire in the middle lane, facing the Nakano combination that has the most advanced strength even among the three stars.

In less than ten minutes of the game, Lin Bei went from the hope of the LPL to the biggest breakthrough.

When the base crystal shattered, the record was frozen at a dazzling 1-7.

Since then.

Closing coach Chris resigned.

Wild King Insec was sent to the second team.

UZI moves to OMG.

Assist Zero to walk away WE.

After half a year of struggle, the top single Coke, which is known as the "online Jiang Yi", and the mid-laner corn, which is nicknamed the "Jade Emperor", fell into the LSPL minor league, and transferred to the acquired King team to re-compete in the LPL, and did not play very well.

Lin Bei just returned to China and sat in the underground underground dungeon with a black pot on his back, the super number was recycled by the club, and the hanbok account bought from the online store was constantly stared at and reported by fans of the SH royal team and other players, and it was blocked in three or five days in a short time, and it lasted less than a month in a long time.

Although Lin Bei's performance in the past six months has attracted the attention of some clubs.

But after the SH royal family was relegated from the LPL league, they sold the team and the players together.

Seeing that other clubs threw olive branches to Lin Bei, the new owner not only issued an astronomical transfer fee, but also followed the rules and regulations of the ACE League, prohibiting players who did not fulfill the contract from playing.

To put it simply, Lin Bei's contract was stuck.

With a long sigh, Lin Bei rubbed his eyes, ready to show his best state for the Rank game in front of him.

When you open your eyes again.

The familiar basement has changed.

The concrete walls have been replaced by a high-tech hall with sky blue and pure white as the main tone, and the computer in front of it has changed from the most ordinary LCD screen to a translucent screen suspended in the air.

There is also a line of English on it: Please select a language mode.

"I'm poking, foreign thing?"

Lin Bei pinched his thigh in disbelief: "It doesn't hurt, I should be dreaming, am I too tired and falling asleep?" Or did you just hit Rank in your dreams? ”

One sentence outlet.

The English on the screen began to dissolve, gradually converting into Chinese characters.

[System: Hello host, this is not a dream, it is a hall of choice, you will not feel hunger, thirst, sleepiness, pain and other sensations here]

"Choosing a lobby?"

"What choice hall?"

"Let me go out first, and then come back after this game, okay."

Lin Bei was anxious for a while: "It's going to be loaded in immediately, I won't buy equipment anymore and go online, the experience will blow up." ”

[System: The host does not need to worry, when it is in the system space, the outside time will remain suspended]

Time pause?!

Lin Bei felt a sense of inexplicable familiarity: "You thing...... It doesn't look like a Western. ”

[System: The answer is unknown, please describe in detail]

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

"It's not important."

Lin Bei knew that time was suspended in the outside world, so he was not in a hurry: "I've heard of the system, it is said that you can have whatever you want, so can you directly strengthen my physical fitness to the limit of human beings?" ”

[System: Can strengthen the host's body to a unique degree]

Oh?

Unique?!

Lin Bei's eyes lit up.

That's stronger than the limits of human beings!

With great joy, Lin Bei decided to take a closer look: "How much can it be strengthened?" Flying in the flesh? A punch to the star? At the very least, there must be a golden gun, right? ”

[System: Let the host's large intestine grow taste buds]

Hiss......

I'm an X......

Lin Bei slammed the spirit, and let out a loud shout from his mouth: "G-U-N——!!! ”

[System: Does the host need it?]

"No, no, no!"

"Absolutely not!"

Lin Bei hurriedly refused in the clearest terms: "Don't strengthen your physical fitness, what are the other things, can you give money?" ”

[System: According to the experience of the host, two system templates are tailored for the host]

[A, dedication system]

[B, positive energy system]

【Please press below to select】

The prompt appears.

On the screen in front of you, red and blue virtual buttons appear with corresponding letters flashing above.

"Dedicated?"

"Positive energy?"

Lin Bei's eyes rolled: "Children only make choices, I want them all!" ”

said.

Lin Bei slapped his hands forward at the same time.

Buzz –

Buzz –

Buzz –

As the palm falls.

The screen in front of him trembled rapidly, emitting bursts of buzzes.

The whole hall began to shake.

The temperature was also gradually rising, and even Lin Bei had a faint feeling of suffocation.

Long.

The noise and shaking slowly disappeared.

Several lines of words appeared on the large screen.

【0xc0000001……】

【0xc0000003……】

【INVALID_AFFINITY_SET……】

【2▇? B dare to stretch ▇ system loading successfully】

"Meow!"

Lin Bei complained angrily: "I suspect you are scolding me......"

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