It's really hard to top, it's hard to hold back!

But don't say it, there's really nothing wrong with the logic of the human Gatling Bodhisattva.

It's not yellow, you still sell people as yellow discs, isn't this bullying honest people?

People buy it back, they are elated, their pants are off, the paper is ready, and you show people the gourd baby for one night? Who can bear this!

Ordinary people may only be able to suffer this dumb loss, but the dwarf mule...

Cough.

Anyway, the mule won't call the police.

If it's a good point, it's just going back.

However, the original Gatling Bodhisattva had just become a dwarf mule, with no money, no power, no power... The buddy who sells pirated discs, I guess my intestines are all repentant, right?

But I have to say, it's a lot of fun, hey.

I can laugh for a year.

"You're laughing at me!"

Gatling Bodhisattva suddenly reacted and stared at Lin Fan with an expression of 'unkindness'.

"No~!"

"You're clearly laughing at me, and you haven't stopped!"

"Not really, I just... Just what? ”

"Think of something glad about."

"What's the joy of?"

"My sow has given birth."

"You still feed the pigs?" Gatling Bodhisattva was stunned: "Can you get rich by feeding pigs in the Xianwu Continent?" ”

"That's not clear, but our Lanyue Sect does feed a lot of livestock and poultry, even if it doesn't sell for money, it's good to eat."

“···”

"Good boy, change the subject, right?"

"Hahaha, you were discovered by your seniors."

"Hey, you kid!!"

Gatling also laughed out loud.

Immediately, he took the initiative to tell many interesting things about the rivers and lakes back then.

For example, he fought black boxing in order to seek a high position, was almost beaten to death by others, and finally bit his ears and inserted his eyes before he barely won, and then mixed up with a small boss...

The people on the road called him Brother Feilong.

In private, he is called Brother Blowing Water~

For example, he once slept with the eldest brother's woman~

also fought with Wang Bao in the Western District.

I also heard that a certain leader of the gang next door was directly killed by a stunned young man named Abu with one enemy and one hundred.

The most amazing thing is that there are still a few masters who are very similar to this stunned young man, one is called Luo Tianhong, and the other is a martial arts champion from the mainland, what is Gao Gang...

Lin Fan listened to these interesting things and pondered them at the same time.

Something is wrong with the secret path!

It stands to reason that there is no need for Gatling to lie.

And if what he said is true, then the world before Gatling Bodhisattva traveled through it should not be a simple movie world, but a comprehensive Hong Kong film world~

Who is Wang Bao?

That fat man!

Abu with one against a hundred? Isn't that from a wolf's fang?

As for Luo Tianhong, he is another figure in the handsomeness.

Gao Gang··· is a character in "Black Fist".

As for what they look alike... Isn't that like that? All three are played by 'Brother Jing'!

The Battle of Sanjing!

That is, Wang Bao's subordinate 'Ah Ji' is too elusive, maybe Gatling Bodhisattva doesn't know it, otherwise, it won't be Sanjing, it's 'Sijing'~

And Gatling Bodhisattva also knows Liangkun, a bastard.

The background of this world, this composition, is really a bit complicated.

Lin Fan pondered.

But the speed of the road under his feet has not slowed down a bit.

The two of them chatted with Gatling as they walked away.

It wasn't until about half a day later that Gatling Bodhisattva suddenly sighed: "That's it, the past has passed after all, and no matter how much you miss it, you can't go back." ”

"Speaking of which, when I first came over, the reason why I joined Buddhism was that I heard that Buddhism has the lowest requirements for talent, as long as you have black hands and black hearts, you can become a big man sooner or later."

"I'm thinking about going back again."

"I thought that if I became a 'big guy', I would be able to go back, but now it seems... I'm afraid I won't be able to go back in this life. ”

"Ugh."

He sighed and stared at Lin Fan: "Now, only when you dream back at midnight, can you dream of the original scene." ”

"It's a bit chaotic, and it's even precarious, but it's also cool."

"Don't worry so much, it's over."

"I miss my money~"

"I miss my little brothers."

"I miss my Haimimi too."

"Alas, I don't know what happened to my little brother after I have been here for so many years, I'm afraid the ashes are all clean, right? I'm afraid my territory has long been swallowed up. ”

"I'm even more afraid of a chaotic situation, those bastards, messing with messy things!"

"Damn it."

With a curse, Gatling Bodhisattva put away his little emotions and pondered: "It's a pity, after all, I can't go back." ”

"What does that poem say?"

"Desire, what do you want? Isn't it a teenager? ”

"It's a pity that Lao Tzu is uneducated."

"I can't remember, and I can't say it."

Lin Fan: "···"

"That sentence wants to buy osmanthus and plant wine, but it doesn't look like a teenager?"

"Ah, yes, yes, that's it!"

Gatling's eyes lit up: "It's really well written!" Perfectly in line with my current state of mind. ”

Lin Fan nodded slightly.

I was about to comfort him, but when I heard Gatling Bodhisattva's painting style, he suddenly changed: "That's right." ”

"What do these two poems mean?!"

Lin Fan: "?!!? ”

No.

Didn't you say it fit your current state of mind?

As a result, you came to me and asked me what these two verses mean?

He couldn't laugh or cry, but he didn't laugh at anyone.

Everyone has a different background and living conditions, to put it mildly, how many of them are literate when they are short mules? How many are there who want to be dwarf mules?

Most of them are affected by the times and the environment.

If you want to buy osmanthus and carry wine, it is not like a teenager - you want to buy osmanthus and take wine to go boating on the water together, but after all, you don't have the heroic spirit of your youth.

It's a bit forced~

That is, the past cannot be traced, and memories are like cold winds.

"Alas, you're a man of culture."

Gatling Bodhisattva sighed again: "At the beginning, I wanted to find a literate and talented person to be my subordinate and give me a military advisor. ”

"Just like that one, Prime Minister Zhuge Cheng."

"Anyway, no one is following me."

"It's useless to look at the thatched cottage three times, dwarf mules... Unless you become a big water throat and successfully wash your name, you will never have a future. ”

"Alas, don't say so much, it's time to get there."

Gatling rolled up his sleeves.

Just a flick.

In the wilderness, which seemed to be empty, there were large pavilions.

Lin Fan frowned!

Before that, he really didn't find out!

"No, after that, I have to develop my pupil technique as soon as possible."

"Even if there is a difference of 108,000 miles from the double pupil, at least you must have the pupil technique in your body, otherwise you won't be able to see anything, and it will be easy to find someone else's way."

I'm pondering.

Then I saw Gatling Bodhisattva smile and blow out.

Call~

There are Sanskrit flashes.

The formation that was upside down on the earth and protected the entire building complex suddenly melted like snow meeting the sun, dissolving a hole.

The most astonishing thing was that the formation itself didn't even react at all.

It's as if nothing has happened.

"It's a good formation."

"That is, they met me, otherwise, it would not be so easy for ordinary people to get in."

He beckoned lightly, and muttered in a low voice while laying down the soundproof barrier: "Come with me, don't make any noise, otherwise this old boy will run away." ”

"As soon as he runs, our plan will be more than thirty percent trouble!"

Lin Fan smacked his tongue.

Apparently~

The owner of this place is also a big man!

I just don't know, who is the other party?

The two cautiously entered the formation.

At the same time, Gatling Bodhisattva used a secret method to hide the movements and figures of the two of them, and kept getting closer to the core area of the building.

"It's so fragrant~!"

As soon as he got closer, Lin Fan smelled an enticing aroma.

It's that kind of meaty aroma~!

It's so fragrant!

Even if it was the various spirit beast meat that I had eaten before, the meat was far inferior.

"In my memory, I'm afraid that only when I was hungry when I was a child, when I passed by the door of someone else's house, the aroma of someone else's stew can be compared, right?"

"Even, that's not the fragrance can be compared, there is a high probability that I am too hungry, plus the psychological effect..."

"What the hell is this stew?"

"Hey?"

"This old boy is still so good at eating."

"For so many years, his old boy has been moisturized, but this time, Lao Tzu has to let you make some noise with Lao Tzu, and want to moisten by yourself?"

"Dreaming!"

Gatling muttered.

Lin Fan scratched his head, crying and laughing.

This Gatling Bodhisattva is really ~~~

Interesting!

Closer, closer.

As you get closer, the fragrance becomes stronger, but it is unrealistic to continue to dive in.

Ahead, there was a thatched hut.

It seems ordinary, but in fact, it is blessed by 'Buddha light' and special powers.

And now that the door is closed, how can you continue to sneak in?

"Shh

Gatling Bodhisattva motioned for Lin Fanmo to make a move, and then rolled up his sleeves again and assumed a sprinting pose.

Without waiting for Lin Fan to figure out what he was going to do, he saw him suddenly rush out with an arrow step.

Rumble!

The closed door of the thatched hut burst instantly.

Between the lights and flints!

The speed was so fast that Lin Fan's divine sense didn't even have time to probe over, and he directly collapsed the thatched house.

Immediately, I saw a thin, old figure suddenly rushing out and fleeing.

"Is it you, old fellow? Are you crazy?! ”

"Where to run!?"

Gatlin snorted coldly and made a strong move!

In an instant, Gatlin appeared in his hand.

With a cigar in his mouth, he suddenly stepped forward, stepped on a pile of rags in front of him, and then pulled the trigger~

Woo~~~ Dada!

Under the shock of the recoil, Gatling's face rippled with all his flesh.

And that terrifying speed and rate of fire were simply against the sky, even if Lin Fan tried his best to perceive it with his divine sense, he couldn't even count it, just in an instant, he didn't know how many bullets were fired.

Fortunately, Gatling Bodhisattva did not aim at the other party, but just hit the other party's 'scalp'.

But the 'pressure gun stunt' also made Lin Fan breathtaking.

"This power, this rate of fire, how much recoil? can also perfectly press the gun, this physical fitness is really against the sky, can it only be said that he is worthy of the predecessor boss? ”

He sighed in his heart.

The power of this Gatling is really great!

Every bullet is outrageous, hitting the space to shatter, and there are even some charms that I can't understand 'permeating' in it.

He even felt that every shot of this thing was stronger than his own Barrett's full bang!

What's even worse is that this Gatling is probably really 36,000 revolutions in one breath!

One turn and six shots.

More than 100,000 rounds in one breath, each one is more fierce than the current Barrett full-power bullet, and it is likely to be much more fierce, who can withstand this?!

Lin Fan couldn't stand it.

And the emaciated old man obviously couldn't stand it.

He didn't dare to run again, and when Gatling made a move, he suddenly stopped with a sudden brake, and turned around, with a look full of love, "Gatling, what the hell are you going to do?" ”

"I have no grievances with you, and I have no grievances with Mahayana Buddhism, why did you come to trouble me?"

"Who said Lao Tzu came to trouble you?"

Gatling Bodhisattva put away Gatling and beckoned to him gently: "Come down!" ”

"Come on!"

The old man wanted to scold his mother.

Your bullets are sticking to my scalp, just half an inch, just half an inch, my head is gone!

You told me you weren't trying to trouble me???

Isn't that?

But the situation is stronger than people.

He didn't dare to scold, so he could only stop and stand not far from Gatling Bodhisattva and Lin Fan.

That is, at this moment~

The space behind Gatling Bodhisattva was 'shattered' one after another, and one after another 'bullets' actually returned on their own, and then Gatling Bodhisattva waved his hand to put it away.

Lin Fan, who was watching, nodded secretly: "Sure enough, the Gatling of Gatling's predecessor has also exploded, otherwise, how can it have this kind of power?" ”

"No, it shouldn't be called a blast, it should be called... Sengai Gatling? ”

"What the hell is going on?" Lin Fan was pondering, but the old man felt nervous.

Special mother's!

I've been at home for thousands of years, and I haven't gone out or caused trouble!

Over the years, I have kept to myself, no one has offended, I thought I could 'spend the rest of my life in peace', but the special mother stayed at home well, eating hot pot and singing, and suddenly was by Gatlin!

The houses were all crumbled.

I almost got a headshot.

Who are you looking for?

Gan!

At this moment, Gatling Bodhisattva changed the cigar in his mouth from the left corner of his mouth to the right corner of his mouth, and said with a smile: "What, are you still afraid that this Bodhisattva will attack you?" ”

"Don't look at your own catties, if this Bodhisattva wants to kill you, you can easily get it, and you still need to talk nonsense?"

"What's more, you have to talk about credibility when you come out to mix!"

"If you say you will kill your whole family, you will kill your whole family, and if you talk to you, I will talk to you!"

"Sit down!"

"What are you eating, so fragrant? Take it out and eat it together! ”

The old man was numb.

"That's my pet!"

"Your pet?" Gatlin scoffed, "I don't know you yet? Your pet is meant to be eaten, so why do you make that bitter look? ”

"Could it be that your saliva is going to flow out of the corners of your eyes?"

Old man: "···"

Why don't you dismantle my platform?!

Outrageous!

It's just you, and there are outsiders here!

He was speechless, but he could only honestly dig out the hot pot from the storage bag~

Not modern hot pot, of course.

Rather, it is a 'hot pot' that is in line with the current era.

The pot was bubbling and bubbling, and the tantalizing aroma came out again.

Gatling's eyes lit up suddenly, and with a wave of his hand, he made a table of eight immortals and three chairs, and beckoned the two to sit down.

And introduced the old man: "This is my little brother, fellow~!" ”

"Tang Wu, Tang God King~"

"The future is destined to become a god and an ancestor, a man who is a god king!"

The old man was taken aback.

couldn't help but glance at Tang Wu a few more times.

There has never been someone who can be so touted by Gatling, an old bastard.

The man who is destined to be a god-king in the future?

Isn't this at least the body of the gods, and the infinite adventures come to the door by themselves?

Gatling Bodhisattva didn't care what he thought, and introduced to Lin Fan: "Don't look at how many hairs he has now, in fact, he is also a bald donkey, but because he is not perverted enough, he is incompatible with many Buddhism, so he has been excluded. ”

"In the end, I couldn't get mixed up anymore, so I lived in seclusion here and never went out again."

"The Dharma is called the Three Madness."

"Old thing!"

The three madmen scolded the mother: "Did you introduce people like this?" ”

"But there is a sentence that has not been said, the old man is indeed out of place because he is not perverted enough, Buddhism? Today's Buddhism... Bah! ”

"What the hell!"

He scolded a few words, but he didn't mean to talk about it.

Lin Fan was not in a hurry, he just clenched his fists: "Three crazy seniors." ”

"Well, the afterlife is terrifying."

The three madmen didn't know Lin Fan's details, and he didn't want to blow water indiscriminately, so he came to a terrible sentence, and then took out the dishes and chopsticks and put them on the table, and said: "Old thing, what are you looking for me to do?" ”

"If you have something to say, talk about it, and if you have a fart, let it go!"

"What? Eat first, eat first! ”

Gatling Bodhisattva is really greedy.

This thing... It's so fragrant!

The pieces of meat that were red and stewed until soft were the size of a fist, and they were fragrant at first glance.

Lin Fan also swallowed his saliva wildly.

Don't say anything else.

At least since Lin Fan became a human in two lifetimes, the cooking skills of these three mad monks are definitely the first, and the second is still 108,000 miles apart.

"Then eat!"

The three madmen are a little distressed, but the situation is stronger than people.

And it seemed that Gatling Bodhisattva really didn't want to himself, and he didn't worry so much, so he personally served a bowl to each of them.

Lin Fan blinked and stared at the pot.

Not to mention, there is really one in the pot, and... A lot!

He secretly said cow criticism.

Just now, he was still muttering in his heart, how small this pot is!

It's bigger than an adult man's slap, and it may be enough for one person to eat, but where is it enough for three people to eat?

As a result, three bowls full of meat and soup came out, and at a glance, the 'goods' in this pot were stunned!

Now he understood.

Obviously, the three madmen are really good at playing.

This pot actually uses Sumeru mustard seeds, which contains profound spatial laws, which seems to be a big palm, but in fact, it is afraid that it can hold a lake!

Or maybe even a sea?

"Brother Tang, eat, you're welcome, there's still after eating."

The three madmen beckoned Lin Fan to eat, but he complained frantically in his heart: "It's worthy of the fellow brought by this old bastard, and he started staring at the pot before he ate it?" ”

"I'm afraid I'm going to bleed a lot today..."

"Eat, eat, don't be polite to this old guy, don't look at him crazy, but when it comes to eating, no one compares to him, I think back then, I often looked for him to fight the autumn wind."

Gatling grinned and began to feast.

As soon as he took a bite of it, his eyes lit up.

"Incense, it's really fragrant!"

"Three madness, your skills have improved again!"

"Cool!"

As he spoke, he took out the Treasure Immortal Brew, filled it for the two of them, and then drank it non-stop.

Lin Fan also tasted it.

And then...

Almost jumped!

"It smells so good!"

An incense that cannot be described in words.

It's so fragrant in the depths of my soul.

The taste is also wonderful.

Soft and glutinous but not rotten, but with a little chewiness, the fat and meat are intertwined, which makes him confused!

What's even more amazing is that there is also a strong 'essence' and 'vitality' in this meat, which can help people cultivate and improve the strength of the physical body!

Where is this food?

This is clearly a pot of treasure medicine!

"This..."

"It can't be dragon meat, right?"

Lin Fan was shocked and asked.

"Where's the dragon?"

While feasting, the three madmen muttered, "But it's true that some dragon bloodlines are true, although extremely thin." ”

"It's a three-headed dragon dog, I've raised it for more than 10,000 years, and it's the eighth realm! He also fed it with big medicine every day, taught it to cultivate, and helped it break through, just for today! ”

"Good luck for you."

He was in more pain.

Is it tasty?

Of course!

The results are amazing?

That's a must!

This is raised by oneself with great thought and cost, and it is not delicious to have a ghost.

I could have eaten it for a few years.

As a result, they are now divided... Distressed.

"It turned out to be dog meat!"

Lin Fan was stunned.

No wonder it smells so good.

The big dog in the eighth realm, and a little dragon blood, can it not be fragrant?

It's a pity that he is just a scarecrow, and he can only taste it, and help with the benefits of cultivation, but it can only be wasted.

But~

It smells so good!

He also started eating.

The three big men began to 'rob like crazy'.

"Don't eat it!"

"Drink!"

Halfway through the meal, Gatling Bodhisattva shouted: "Three madness, don't say that this Bodhisattva takes advantage of you, I have a good wine, brewed by immortals, and the effect is no worse than your dog meat hot pot!" ”

"That's pretty much it!"

The three madness were immediately irrigated.

Lin Fan also tasted it.

Then there was a big red face.

It's not that you can't drink alcohol, but this wine is too 'high-end', its internal energy is too rich, and the medicinal effect is too strong, even if it is a scarecrow, there is a sense of 'lack of replenishment'.

"Cool!"

The three of them immediately ate and drank the sea, and they all turned into super big stomachs.

After all, they all have cultivation in their bodies, and this appetite is naturally far beyond ordinary people.

In the end, I couldn't eat it anymore, and Gatling Bodhisattva actually started packing!

The dog meat hot pot with soup and meat, I'm afraid it will have to be loaded with thousands of catties.

Subsequently~

Directly handed it to Lin Fan along with the storage bag: "Take it back and eat it slowly." ”

Lin Fan rubbed his hands: "How embarrassing is this?" ”

Then I took it.

Gatling Bodhisattva laughed: "With this shameless energy, he is suitable to be a short mule, if he is under my hands, he can be reused in two years at most, and he will become a big bottom." ”

"It's a matter of course."

"When the time comes, blow the whistle, tsk~"

"It's a pity..."

Speaking of which, he suddenly felt a little lonely.

Lin Fan was also silent for a while.

Let's cross over... Nature has the benefit of crossing.

But not crossing is not all bad.

And no matter what the past is, there is always something worth remembering, except, of course, the declining boy who is full of suffering.

"Well, don't talk about that."

"Ten old boys, nine decay to the end, don't learn from it."

"I couldn't help it."

After speaking.

Gatling Bodhisattva seemed to suddenly remember what was going on, and patted the table: "Put away the hot pot." ”

Why do you need to say anything special?

The three madmen spurted wildly in their hearts, rolled their eyes, and put away the hot pot and chopsticks.

"Say it."

"What the hell are you looking for me, old thing?"

"You can't figure out that I have a good mouth here, so I'll come to eat, right?"

"If that's the case, you're going to give me an explanation."

"Although my thatched hut is simple, I have lived in it for thousands of years, and I have feelings!"

"Gotta pay!"

"Compensation?"

Gatling smiled: "Okay, I'll pay for it." ”

"Compensate you for a little Xitian, do you want it?"

Three madness: "??? ”

He was stunned.

Then he scolded: "Everyone says I'm crazy, I think you're really crazy!" ”

"I know that I don't deal with them, and I don't have the strength of you, let me go to Xiaoxitian? Why don't you kill me? ”

"You also compensate me for a little Xitian, if you want me to be hacked to death, if you want me to die, you just say it, you don't have to beat around the bush."

"What kind of person is this Bodhisattva?"

Gatling Bodhisattva picked up his cigar again, took a deep breath, and then continued: "If it were only you, it would indeed be death, but isn't there still this Bodhisattva?" ”

"To tell you the truth, this Bodhisattva is leaving."

Lin Fan raised his eyebrows.

Going?

Where to?

You can't be going to die, right?

Then there is only one possibility... Ascending soon?!

Hiss!!!

"Yo?!"

The three madmen were surprised, but their mouths were merciless: "You old thing is finally leaving?" ”

"What a plague left over from a thousand years!"

"No, it's been 10,000 years."

"I thought you were going to die of old age here."

"."

Gatling pouted: "Lao Tzu is not here to fight with you. ”

"If Lao Tzu wanted to leave, he would have left a long time ago, and the reason why he stayed was to find a successor, but it's a pity... The environment is like this, and I can't find a decent one. ”

"During this time, Lao Tzu also figured it out."

"Looking for a successor? Leave the problem to him to solve? ”

"But why?"

"People are doing well, and suddenly they put such a heavy burden on people, what do people owe me? Or do you owe it to all beings? ”

Flicking the ashes of the cigarette, Gatling Bodhisattva took another sharp breath, and with his epic passing lungs, the fire was extinguished: "Fight the street, the problem that you haven't been able to solve yourself, leave it to the heirs?" ”

"Isn't this a street boy?"

"So, Lao Tzu decided to solve the problem before leaving."

"If there is a successor~ we have one more fight, the successor will have one less game, and even, there will be no more fighting."

"I'm going to leave anyway, so why make a big fuss?"

He looked at Lin Fan, and a few words of his hometown burst out of his mouth: "Pounce on your mother, I've blown the rotten smell, I'm afraid of running around?" ”

Lin Fan: "···"

Yes, yes, yes.

It's this pure taste of the old boy~

However, he didn't expect Gatling Bodhisattva to think like this.

If you fight more, you will be able to fight less...

What is the situation in the Western Regions and Buddhism, Lin Fan still doesn't know, but obviously, Gatling Bodhisattva, a person inside Buddhism, has been deeply hated.

Even, he used to be a dwarf mule who mixed with the underworld~

Even he looked at it and was disappointed to this extent, what is the current situation of Buddhism?

Lin Fan couldn't help but be secretly surprised.

Buddhism~~~

I'm afraid it's already rotten!

"You can say what your mother says."

"You are very strong, Gatling Bodhisattva is well known."

"But with you, can you fight it?"

"Can you call, do you have to wait until now?"

The three madmen were a little moved, but they still sneered: "Don't say that the decay and darkness of the entire Buddhism have already penetrated into the bone marrow, even if it is just Xiao Xitian, you may not be able to penetrate it!" ”

"You're right."

Gatling Bodhisattva took off his cigar and smiled: "Lao Tzu may not be able to penetrate it, so didn't Lao Tzu come to look for you?" ”

"Let's do it together."

"Haven't you long since gotten tired of those bastards?"

Three madness: "?!? ”

"Old thing, you're crazy!"

"Are you really going to take me to death?!"

He made a lot of noise.

Lin Fan watched and listened quietly from the side.

Well, he couldn't interject.

Not to mention the hands-on.

Obviously, this third madman is also a fierce man, at least the 'middle stage' of the ninth realm, and I am afraid that he has at least set foot on the fourth or fifth order Sendai.

Don't say it's a doppelganger, even if the deity is here, you can only kneel down and sing about conquest.

Even he was afraid of being like this, and even the existence of Gatling Bodhisattva, who was about to ascend, was not even the slightest bit sure...

I can stick a hammer in my hands.

can mix some benefits, it is Gatling Bodhisattva who takes care of his fellow countrymen.

At this time, it's better not to be smart.

In the face of the big noise and urgency of the three madness.

Gatling Bodhisattva spit out a smoke ring without hesitation: "Less nonsense. ”

"You are accompanying Lao Tzu to the West Heaven."

"Or did Lao Tzu send you to the West Heaven?"

Gatling reappears!

Lock on to the three madness at close range.

The latter are numb.

"You... You're damn good..."

After all, the three madmen showed obedience and did it.

After all, Gatling Bodhisattva is really unreasonable!

The strength is strong, and the magic weapon is even more fierce.

If you don't agree, you don't have to go to the west to die, and you will be bombarded and killed now.

promised to go to the west, so that he could live longer.

And...

In the hearts of the three madmen, there are also some expectations inexplicably.

Buddhism is really too corrupt and dark now, and these things are not easy to talk to outsiders!

So both of them tacitly agreed not to inform Lin Fan.

But the current ghosts of Buddhism, they know better than anyone else.

It seems glamorous, but in fact it is simply outrageous, so don't mention it.

The three madmen thought about changing before, but they were excluded everywhere because of 'out of place', and later, he gave up and was ready to mix up his own and no longer care about anything.

Gatling Bodhisattva has always insisted, before he thought of accepting a disciple, cultivating well, and even passing on Gatling to him, so that he could change all this.

But after Su Yan's incident, he suddenly changed his mind.

What you can't do by yourself, let the younger generation solve it?

Too incompetent!

It's a big deal, and if you die, you'll die.

But if you can't die~

You can continue to live for Buddhism for millions of years!

This thunder will explode sooner or later!

If you arrange it yourself, you may die a lot of people, or you may be infamous through the ages, even if you don't die in battle, after you go up, you will be cleaned up by the Buddha above.

But it's better than this thunder completely erupting, and then Buddhism, large and small, was jointly targeted by the other seven domains and one state!

Hearts and minds.

Gatling sighed.

Immediately, he waved his hand to completely wipe out this 'waste', and said: "Go!" ”

San's brows jumped: "Where are you going?" ”

"Find someone!"

"You don't think that just you and me can turn the sky upside down, do you?"

“···”

The three madmen wanted to curse, but when they heard this, they also breathed a sigh of relief.

I really want to say... I'm really afraid that you, old bastard, will go crazy and take me to fight hard.

Although I am not afraid of death, but I die like this, but I can't change anything, isn't that a vain death?

"Looking for whom?"

“···”

"Quit sex."

"That old pervert?!" Three mad surprised.

Lin Fan was even more surprised.

Good guys...

What a strange combination!

A Gatling Bodhisattva, mixed with the underworld, Gatling breathed more than 36,000 turns.

A three-mad, ruthless yuppie who has kept a pet for 10,000 years and eats it when he says he will eat it.

What I'm looking for now is a 'high monk' called Jiese. ’

And, still an old pervert?

The old color batch, called the color of the abstinence...

So, is it because it's too that it's called quitting sex?

However, can this also enter Buddhism?

He reacted suddenly.

This Buddhism seems to be really wrong.

Doesn't anyone take the precepts seriously?!

Gatling is just that, he is already a gangster, it is normal for Lu Zhishen to be more Lu Zhishen than Lu Zhishen, and there is nothing wrong with it.

This three madness...

At least 'drinking wine and eating meat' slipped to fly, and he was also a ring-breaking boss.

The precepts were made by him as an old critic, and there is no need to say much about what the ingredients are, and it is impossible to honestly abide by the precepts in the future, so, in the final analysis, these Buddhist bosses, 'all bullies'?

······

Half a day later.

Lin Fan opened his eyes.

The three madmen said that they would go to talk to Jiese first, and Lin Fan would follow to see the excitement, and by the way, he opened his eyes.

And then...

They found it in a temple... What is the temple!

And there are a lot of beautiful women!

This made Lin Fan think of the temple on Ah San's side, and his heart felt nauseous.

Mader···

It's not that you can't say no, it's normal for men and women to love each other, as long as you love me, you have a hundred, a thousand, even if you are playing with lizards, Lin Fan will show 'respect'.

But you're a Buddhist temple!

Still playing like this?

Even if you're built outside?

Even if you go to the Qinglou to prostitute?!

I'm going to take a look!

As a result, you're playing this game?!

"Three madness?"

"Didn't you hide, why did you come to me?"

He is a flower monk with a fat head and big ears, his face is full of lipstick marks, and the aroma of rouge on his body can be smelled from ten miles away.

When he saw the three madnesses, he was very surprised: "After hiding for thousands of years, do you want to enter the WTO?" ”

"If you want to enter the world, don't come to me!"

"I don't want to be ostracized and beaten like you."

"Don't look for me for anything."

"There are so many beauties, I can't even play with them, how can I be in the mood to accompany you to do anything?"

Three Madness: "···"

"Quit sex."

He said bitterly: "You are a good person, and your heart is not bad, but you are a little more lustful." ”

"Back then, weren't you also targeted and excluded because of those things? That is, you are strong, otherwise, you would have died a long time ago. ”

"Why are you bought by just some beautiful women now?"

"You're, but it's not like that, is it?"

Ring glare: "What do you mean not to be like this?" ”

"That's what I am!"

"It's just lustful, otherwise why would my master name me Qu Se Se."

"You go, I don't want to hear anything."

Quitting color: "···"

"You don't care about your master's death?" The three madmen still want to persuade again.

"Mader!"

"Get out!"

Ring lust rage: "Get out! ”

"Don't roll Lao Tzu and fight with you anymore!"

"If you can't fight Lao Tzu to spread the news, just say that you are going to be reborn and blow the whistle and shake people, so that you..."

"Woo~~~ Dada!"

The words are not finished.

A shuttle swept in.

It's too fast!

Before he had time to hide, he was blown up in an instant.

"Ah!!h

He screamed, fortunately strong enough, and only 'recovered' in an instant, but he was almost frightened and turned around suddenly.

That is, at this moment.

Holding a cigar in his mouth, the Gatling Bodhisattva in the Gatling pestle was brutally dragged and bombed the heavens: "Three madness, what nonsense are you talking to him?" ”

"Give you three breaths."

"If you don't follow me, I'll kill you~!"

"You?!"

Quit color numbness.

"It turned out to be Gatling Bodhisattva."

"Joke, you're laughing."

"I have heard of the name of the Bodhisattva for a long time, from now on, I will only look at you, what you say is what you say, you let me go east, I will never go west."

"You make me shit, I never fart."

"That's pretty much it."

Putting away Gatling, Gatling Bodhisattva said quietly: "How good is it to be like this earlier?" Why bother talking nonsense? ”

Three Madness: "···"

Quitting sex: "···!" ”

Mother, you said it was Gatlin's neurosis, you said it earlier, didn't I just agree?

"Yes, yes, but Bodhisattva, what do we want... Do? ”

Quit lust, greedy for life, afraid of death, lustful, but very smart.

can make Gatlin go out in person, and even shake people...

How strong is the other party?!

"It's very simple, Xiao Xitian."

"Arrange the thunder that may explode at any time."

Gatling spoke lightly.

"Xiao Xitian?!"

The ring color trembled, almost shaking into a sieve.

"What, scared?"

"I'll give you a chance to regret it."

Gatling smiled.

The Gatling, who had just been put away, reappeared.

“！！！”

"The Bodhisattva laughed!"

"I don't share the sky with Xiao Xitian!"

The abstinence raised his hand, as if swearing to the sky.

"You know, my master died because of them, can I be good with them?! Over the years, I seem to have been bought by women, and I can't stop their beauty schemes, but in fact, I'm just going to do it~! ”

"It seems that I am addicted to gentleness, but in fact, I am paying and inquiring about the news!"

"I have the inside scoop on Konishiten."

"Willing to serve the Bodhisattva!"

"That's good."

"Lao Tzu is not afraid of you messing around, if you dare to mess around, Lao Tzu can kill you before he dies." Gatling smiled.

Quit but want to cry.

But...

But there is also a ruthlessness in his heart at this moment.

It is false to count what is calculated.

Over the years, he has indeed been addicted to beauty tricks and can't extricate himself.

But the fundamental reason is that they can't do it, they don't have enough strength to resist all this, and it's better to 'win' their beauty trick than to be powerless.

Anyway, you can take advantage of it and come back, right?

However, it is true that they do not share the sky!

Now, Gatling Bodhisattva blows the whistle, perhaps... What an opportunity.

It's a big deal, just fight him!

Who's afraid of whom?

People are dead and birds are facing the sky, over the years, I have slept with so many beautiful women, and it is enough.

What's more, before you die, you have to pull a few pads, right?

"No, I have to say something nice to the Bodhisattva later, and when he makes a move, kill my enemy first!"

(End of chapter)