Chapter 1304: When the Donkey Meets the Rabbit (1)
The provocation of the survivors of the Yanlong Principality was a small trouble for Lin Qi to close the door and let the two rabbits go.
He didn't even bother to take this little trouble to heart, and casually asked Bilibili and the others to send away those people from the Yanlong Principality, knocked them out and left them in the snowy grove on the side of the road, and Lin Qi led the people back to the mansion he had just bought.
Calhan enthusiastically followed with a wagon, and he brought the noble beauties they had bought to Alda and Dragon City. After chatting with Lin Qi for a while, and agreeing that all the profits obtained by the Longshan family and the Green Forest family in the war would be exclusively represented by Calhan, Calhan happily left with two blood goblin guards.
The matter of the Hyena Chamber of Commerce has come to an end, this Chamber of Commerce, which is born after carrion, and any crooked business will be intervened, will definitely bring greater benefits to Lin Qi in the future - of course, it is that they themselves cannot understand the benefits that have great benefits for Lin Qi.
Just like the rabbit this time, just like this time the Metaverse, the Spirit Domain, the Forest of the Firmament, and the Cliff Dragon Cliff!
Sitting in the living room, Lin Qi took out a piece of pure gold and a piece of mythril, and a blazing flame rolled in his palm, melting these two extremely pure metal ingots into liquid juice, and making them into two pendant collars engraved with the six-pointed star magic array. At the edge of the collar, Lin Qi engraved the name of the Longshan family with gorgeous floral characters.
grabbed Da Hei and Xiao Hei, and Lin Qi hung these two colorful collars around their necks.
As two-headed talking rabbits, Big Black and Little Black have been known to so many nobles in the Western Continent. Unlike the donkeys who have been hiding in the shadows, Lin Qi has to put a little bit of identity tag on them and other things.
Flicking his fingers on the brains of the two rabbits, Lin Qi looked at their three-petaled mouths that squirmed at a constant speed, and reluctantly hung two spatial rings on their paws, stuffing them with various magic crystals and magic metal ingots.
"You used to be white rabbits?" Lin Qi glared at the two black rabbits and admonished in a low voice, "The osmanthus tree has already told me something related to you. Big Jade, Little Jade, two white rabbits! Your character is very bad!"
"But remember one thing, there are only two black rabbits in the Longshan family who have been signed a soul contract, two rabbits that are docile and cute, well-behaved, and law-abiding!" Lin Qi stared at the two rabbits with an indifferent and innocent look with the strictest gaze possible: "If you want to do something that is not very law-abiding and unconventional, you ......"
The two rabbits laughed innocently: "We will become white rabbits." And we will put away the collar and ring on our bodies! We will not let anyone suspect that we are the black rabbits of the Longshan family, and we will definitely not cause any trouble for the Longshan family!"
Lin Qi nodded with satisfaction, these are two rabbits with bad deeds and bad character, but they are also two very well-behaved and interesting rabbits. At least under the suppression of the osmanthus tree, they will not disobey any of Lin Qi's orders! That is enough, Lin Qi is not a great good man like a savior, as long as these two rabbits don't make trouble for themselves, he doesn't bother to care about other things.
The door to the parlor was pushed open, and the donkey man walked in in a square footsteps.
I haven't even entered the door yet. The donkey's voice had drifted over: "I'm very disappointed, really. I'm completely disappointed with this Yancheng!"
"Big-breasted girls! Why are the girls who don't have big breasts crying and shouting and holding my legs and begging me to take them in? I walked around a few nearby mansions yesterday, why are the noble ladies of the Great Yan Dynasty all flat breasts?"
The donkey looked at the ceiling pitifully and prayed: "What's even more terrifying is that there are several aristocratic ladies whose muscles are more developed than men's, and they have exercised their soft breasts into muscles! Is this still a beautiful and lovely big-breasted girl?"
Lin Qi looked at the donkey in surprise: "You went to spy on the noble lady of the Great Yan Dynasty?"
The donkey rolled his eyes and glanced at Lin Qi: "No, I'm just going to appreciate the beauty of nature." Aha, two rabbits?"
The donkey lowered its front hooves on its chest and stared at the two rabbits with wide eyes. From time to time, a gray glint flashed in his eyes, and then he wrinkled his face a little hesitantly: "Two black rabbits? well, the color has changed, but the taste is familiar! Damn rabbits, I seem to remember you, aha, you guys...... Well. I've forgotten too many things!"
The two rabbits jumped on Lin Qi's knees, and went from their heads to their tails to their tails to their tails.
They squirmed their mouths and looked at the donkey for a long time, and then they exclaimed at the same time: "Donkey!
The brothers jumped up and down with their hands dancing. The fur on his body stood up like two frightened cats in the reception room: "Donkey, donkey, it's a black donkey! God, earth, damned gods, the great all-powerful rabbit god, donkey, black donkey, why are there black donkeys here?"
"It doesn't matter if the black donkey is there, why does he speak?"
"It doesn't matter if the talking black donkey is there, but he seems to know us!"
"It's over, donkey, the black talking donkey still knows our donkey! No, our life, we are young, we still have a lot of wonderful lives to enjoy, how can we meet a black talking donkey here who still knows us?"
"No, no, you don't see two black rabbits, you see two black pigs, or lambs, or puppies, kittens, you don't see black rabbits! You don't know us!"
The two rabbits were a little hysterical and scurrying around the room, they were scurrying around the walls of the vertical ground, they were hanging upside down from the ceiling, like two black lightning bolts, running around the house in a chaotic manner, but they didn't touch a thing.
Lin Qi looked at the two rabbits in a state of madness in shock, and the donkey's eyes widened in bewilderment, looking at the two rabbits with black hair standing up one by one: "Hey, I have to admit that there are grandsons every year, but this year there are a lot of them! These two grandsons with long ears, what's wrong with them? Are they sick? Do you want me to give them a hoof on their heads?"
Two rabbits suddenly appeared on Lin Qi's knees, they stared at the donkey, and shook their heads in unison: "No, we don't need your hooves." Well, black donkey, do you remember us?"
The donkey looked at the two rabbits suspiciously, and he thoughtfully raised his hooves and flicked his head: "I seem to know you?"
Suddenly, the donkey appeared in front of the two rabbits like a ghost, his hooves were on Lin Qi's knees, and he stared at the two rabbits with condescending eyes: "Do you know me?" So, can you tell Uncle Donkey, where did you know me?"
The two rabbits looked at each other sneakily, and then they grinned at the same time.
"Aha, don't you remember us? So, you're also seriously injured, and you've forgotten about us?"
"So, how can we know you? Dear donkey uncle, you are such a terrible, high-level being, we are just two poor little rabbits who do hard labor all day, how can you know us? Of course we don't have the honor to know you!"
"But isn't it, we recognize the wrong person, we don't know you! and you don't know us!"
Lin Qi grabbed the ears of the two rabbits and shook them a few times. Lin Qi shouted in a deep voice: "When I am an idiot, what is the matter with the donkey? What do you know? Confess to me, or ......."
The two rabbits hugged their two front paws in front of their chests, put on a posture of a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and rolled their eyes very lazily: "Otherwise, just peel us off, put some star anise, cinnamon, pepper, soy sauce and old wine, and stew it into a pot fragrantly!"
Lin Qi was speechless, and the osmanthus tree sighed faintly: "It seems that Da Yu and Xiao Yu do know this donkey. I was rooted in the Moon Palace back then, and I didn't have the opportunity to walk around, but Dayu and Xiaoyu were very active, and they should know a lot of people I didn't know. Moreover, I suddenly made a discovery that the personalities of donkeys are very similar to those of Da Yu and Xiao Yu!"
The personalities of the donkey and the two rabbits are very similar?
Staring at the donkey and the rabbit in surprise for a while, Lin Qi put the two rabbits on the donkey's back. The donkey narrowed his eyes and shrugged his shoulders: "Then, these two rabbits will be handed over to me in the future." Although I forgot a lot of things, I have a little bit of a fragmentary impression that these two rabbits are not a good thing, and they seem to have done something not very good to me!"
"No, I strongly protest against your statement!" Dahei angrily spat out a carrot leaf, "We did something not very good to you......?"
Xiao Hei slapped his paw on Da Hei's head, and he said word by word: "We don't know this donkey!"
Da Hei closed his mouth tightly, he gritted his teeth and gnawed off a thumb-sized magic ruby, and then he nodded his hair and said fiercely: "Of course, we definitely don't know this donkey! Black donkey? Ahahaha, there are so many black donkeys in the world, who knows who this guy is? Maybe he is the donkey head demon of the abyss world? Ahahaha!"
The two rabbits smiled very much, they flicked their tails gently, and put on a posture of running away immediately when the opportunity was not good.