Chapter 108: Little Tsundere

(2-in-1 big chapter, two chapters together)

In the game Dawn, Knock Knock is a very special NPC.

There are three types of NPCs in this game - blue names, white names, and red names.

Blue NPCs are generally indispensable and important plot characters, and the player cannot attack, nor will they die in situations other than "plot kills".

Red NPCs are enemies that are naturally hostile to the player, will actively attack players who are close to them, and have a certain range of enemies, and the player can choose to avoid the battle or kill them.

Whitename NPCs are the most widespread neutral characters and can be found everywhere, either as inconsequential passers-by or as side characters.

Dongdong is a white-named NPC in the game, and there is no plot intersection with the player, and there is no branch, at first glance it is the most ordinary passerby.

If you knock a knock, she will change from a white name to a red name.

It's nothing, it's the same with other whitename NPCs, and that's what most games do.

However, the white-named NPC has an extremely strange setting.

After she becomes a red name, the player cannot eliminate hostility by praying in the church, and she has been a red name for this week.

It's just that you've always been famous, and she'll chase you to fight.

It's just chasing and fighting, the range of this product is actually "unlimited"!

In other words, if you knock her, even if you drive out of a few urban areas, escape to the wilderness, and escape to the ends of the earth, she will spare no effort to chase her and beat her.

Su Mo suffered a huge loss at Dongdong's hands.

At that time, he had just played this game not long ago, and he happened to see Dongdong squatting on the side of the road eating, and he went up and kicked her with his hand, and then he didn't pay much attention to it and left directly.

After running the task with high intensity, the two did not meet.

Until the final battle, Su Mo and the boss fought darkly, and the super high difficulty made him die 38 times.

In the 39th re-challenge, Su Mo carried it to the end with the backboard and muscle memory operation of the moves, and he and the boss were only left with a trace of blood.

Just when Su Mo was about to make the last cut and complete the week's clearance.

Knock Knock suddenly bursts out of the corner and gives him a stick, sending him back to the save point.

Su Mo's mentality exploded at that time, and the first thing she did after reading the file was to find out Dongdong and hammer it to death, blow up her gold coins, and then go back to fight the final boss.

In the next few weeks, Su Mo will either be killed on the spot when he encounters Dongdong again, or he can't afford to hide, and he won't provoke this crazy girl at all.

However, years of intuition in the game told Su Mo that such a special setting as Dongdong should have a deep meaning, and it can't just be used by the producer to spoof players.

He tried to find clues about Dongdong in the vast world of Dawn, trying to see if there were any texts or related branches, but he couldn't find them.

Until one time, after he beat Dongdong, he casually threw a few moon coins on the ground, and Dong Dong actually picked up the moon coins and slipped away.

This strange AI logic caught Su Mo's attention.

Later, Dongdong kept chasing him to knock on the stick, and he was also very patient to play with her, only beating her to the residual blood every time, and then throwing some money, medicine, food and drink, and even took the initiative to help her bandage and treat, and then let her go.

And so on dozens of times.

Suddenly, one day, Dongdong's name changed from red to blue.

The system prompts that she has become a companion who can assist in the battle.

In the lower right corner of the screen, an achievement called [Pink Lori Taming] also pops up.

Only then did Su Mo react - it turned out that this thing was a dead tsundere!

Dong Dong is like an unruly little wild cat, independent, strong, and doesn't like to get too close to people, but there is a little lack of security in the deepest part of his heart.

If you bully her, she will be so angry that she will chase you with a grudge.

If you are good to her, she will still chase you, but she will also keep your good in mind silently.

One day you are good enough for her, she is noisy enough, and a delicate balance is reached, and the tsundere temperament of this little wild cat will be revealed.

She will swear at you while following you closely.

You suffer a small loss, she is happier than anyone else, and she will make fun of you with a hippie smile.

You suffer a big loss, she is more anxious than anyone else, and she will pick up the bat and work hard for you and others.

In addition, she is a rare "prosthetic infinite tolerance" physique, and later saved money to replace her with a top-level prosthetic, which is really the arrival of the god of war, punching the razor, and kicking the four lessons of anti-violence.

In the "Dawn" game's "Most Reliable Companion Ranking", Dongdong can squeeze into the top three.

Who doesn't like such a pink-haired tsundere Lori with a distinct personality, civilized and friendly, and super fierce?

Anyway, Su Mo liked it very much.

And now, he has also started the [Pink Lori Taming Story] in the real world.

A home market on Johnson Street in the Rusty Wall District, where Sumo was wandering.

While looking at the dazzling array of homes, he called KK: "K, I have something to do these days, so I won't go home yet." ”

"Isn't our house four rooms, and new furniture will be shipped in the next two days, so you can find time to clean up and decorate the empty room."

"Yes, for a new companion. Time? Well, I can't say for sure, it depends on the situation, anyway, it's arranged first. Well, that's it, hanging. ”

Su Mo walked around the bedding area, picking out sheets and quilt covers for Dongdong and the like.

As soon as he walked around the corner, he felt a sense of oppression from the side, and subconsciously rolled and dodged.

"Boom!"

A baseball bat smashed into the place where he had just stood.

Dong Dong ran out of the shadows, stomped his feet in anger: "I'll go!" This can also be dodged?! ”

Su Mo laughed: "You really chased after you?" yes, I almost got hit by you just now. ”

Dongdong milk screamed fiercely: "The surname Su, Ben Dong was injured a few days ago, and now the injury is healed, see if I don't beat you all over the head!" ”

After saying that, she waved a baseball bat and rushed up.

Su Mo easily avoided it, and continued to flick her head with his fingers, directly bouncing her out.

Dongdong's small body fell to the ground, and his forehead was swollen.

Su Mo joked: "Well, it's worthy of the injury, the skill of hitting my finger with my head is deeper than last time, is this an iron head achievement?" ”

Dongdong was so angry that seeing that the mall security was coming, she was not reckless, she picked up the baseball bat and scolded while running: "You like to laugh, right?" You wait for me! There are times when you cry! ”

Su Mo yelled at Dongdong's back, "Hey, what color do you like?" ”

Dong Dong was stunned for a moment, and choked up: "What's the matter with you!" Ask this if you're sick."

She climbed out of the window and ran away in confusion.

Su Mo laughed and continued to walk around the market, helping Dongdong pick out furniture.

That night, Sumo did not return home.

He didn't want to reveal where he lived.

Otherwise, it would not be good if Dongdong went to KK and future troubles and demolished his house when the time came.

Su Mo stayed at the hotel for one night.

The next morning, he went downstairs to the convenience store to buy breakfast.

As soon as he entered, he saw several food packaging bags scattered on the floor.

He couldn't help but shake his head, the clerk in this store was too lazy, and he didn't know how to collect garbage on the ground.

He grabbed a piece of toast and a bottle of milk, walked over to the cash register, and showed the cashier the chip under his wrist.

"Woo-" Suddenly, Su Mo heard a strange sound from behind the cash register.

He looked up and saw a baseball bat in front of him.

He hurriedly flew back, and the baseball bat slammed into the cash register, shaking off all the gum.

"Damn, I didn't hit again!" Dongdong, who was pretending to be a cashier, took off his hat and stomped his feet in anger.

Behind the cash register, the real cashier, stripped of his shop clothes and tied to the corner, was whining in horror.

Su Mo said in surprise: "You are really fierce, you actually tied people up, aren't you afraid that the sheriff will arrest you and lock you up?" ”

Dong Dong didn't care: "It doesn't matter, I'm still young anyway, and I can't be locked up for a few days if I get caught in it." ”

Sumer: ".6. ”

"6 what 6, look at the move!" Knock stepped out of the cash register and swung a baseball bat at Su Mo.

The space in the convenience store is small, and the moves of Dong Dong are wide open and close, which is very difficult to dodge, and Su Mo can only be forced to fight.

Su Mo crossed his arms to hold the oncoming baseball bat, and reflexively kicked at Dongdong.

"Boom!"

Knock Dong's little body was kicked away, knocked down the shelves and fell into the snacks all over the floor.

Su Mo suddenly chuckled in his heart, and hurriedly asked, "Hey, are you okay?" ”

If you want to tame a dead tsundere like Dong Dong, you pay attention to a sense of proportion.

If you don't fight, you can't do it.

After all, people are street gangsters, and if you behave too turtlely, she will despise you and be domineering towards you.

You can't go overboard.

If you hit her too hard and make her anxious, she will really hate you again.

In the middle, it is still quite difficult to grasp the strength to convince her without making her resentful.

Fortunately, Dong Dong has been on the streets since he was a child, and he has been beaten a lot, and Su Mo's kick just now is nothing.

If you want to change to a normal girl, this kick is over, and it is directly a lonely life.

Dong Dong propped up his body, knowing that he couldn't win against Su Mo today.

She grabbed the chocolate snack that had fallen beside her, and stared at Su Mo vigilantly as she opened the bag and put it in her mouth to chew violently.

Because she was in a hurry, the chocolate made the corners of her mouth glaze, and she was black like a little gluttonous cat.

Su Mo finally knew where the bags he saw when he entered the door came from.

Dong Dong gobbled up the chocolate, slurred "You wait for me", picked up the baseball bat and fled.

"Hey." Su Mo stopped her, pointed to the snacks in the room, and said with a smile, "If you like to eat, take more, I'll treat you." ”

Dong Dong was stunned for a moment, and looked at Su Mo in great puzzlement, thinking that this was some kind of trick.

She didn't dare to come closer, just stared at him so vigilantly.

Seeing that Su Mo didn't move, Dong Dong grabbed a handful of candy and put it in his pocket, stuffed a bag of potato chips under his clothes, picked up the chicken leg on the grill and held it with his teeth, and then took a bottle of milk and ran away in a hurry.

Su Mo couldn't cry or laugh when he saw this: "What a little ghost who hasn't grown up." ”

He stepped behind the cash register, untied the cashier, and removed the plastic bag from his mouth.

The cashier panicked and said, "Quick, report the crime!" Don't let her run! ”

Su Mo comforted me: "Brother, forget it, that's my friend, she's playing with me." I will compensate for all your losses here, don't report the crime, and delete the surveillance records. ”

The cashier was angry and said heavily: "How can it be forgotten?" You don't know, she gave me a smack when she came in, and my mother never beat me! I'm a big man stripped naked by a little girl, can I bear it? This scoundrel must be caught! ”

Su Mo opened his wallet and took out seven or eight 1,000 monthly coins and stuffed them into the cashier's hand.

The cashier's attitude changed one hundred and eighty degrees in an instant: "Gangsters? What gangsters? These are all accidentally knocked over by myself, brother, don't worry, I will never report the case, and I will delete the monitoring now! ”

He got up and grabbed the mouse, and deleted all the day's surveillance records.

Su Mo gave a thumbs up with both hands and left.

The cashier waved his hand to Su Mo, with a sunny smile on his face: "Brother go slowly, come often in the future!" ”

Dongdong's sneak attack was elusive, and she was almost beaten twice in a row, and Su Mo had to guard against it.

Otherwise, it will be funny if you are really blown up with a stick at that time.

Strangely, for the next two days, Dong Dong did not appear again.

Su Mo panicked a little.

Knock knock shouldn't be giving up, right?

If she suddenly stops chasing, Crescent City is so big, and she really doesn't know where to go to find her.

Su Mo worriedly ate the hot dog in his hand, walked to the trash can not far away, and prepared to throw the bag in.

"Wow-" Without warning, the lid of the trash can was suddenly opened.

Dong Dong jumped out of it, brandished a baseball bat and slammed it at Su Mo: "I'll hit !! ”

Su Mo was so frightened that he choked, and he avoided the stick without any danger, and patted his chest for a long time before the food went down.

He looked at the dirty Dong Dong in surprise: "You are really like a ghost, you are everywhere." ”

Dong Dong waved his baseball bat with a proud expression: "I observed your activity route and found that you eat around here every time." I've been squatting in the trash can all day, and I've got you. ”

Su Mo couldn't stop listening directly.

He's stupid, really.

He actually thought that Dong Dong would give up.

This is a grudge monster who has to come out to knock out the stuffy stick when it comes to the final boss battle.

Dongdong looked at Su Mo, who was embarrassed, and said with a wicked smile: "Hehe, I can't stand it?" It's really useless trash fish~"

"You've become more and more unable to prevent my sneak attacks, now you know how powerful Ben Dong is! Do you regret it? Did it crash? It's late! Look at the moves! ”

She strode towards Sumer.

Halfway through the rush, she accidentally stepped on the banana peel that fell out of the trash can, and the whole person slipped out of control.

"Boom!"

She fell to the ground in the back of her head and fainted.

Su Mo stood messy in the wind.

He came back to his senses and ran over in a panic: "Eh! Eh, eh! You fell on your own, but I didn't hit you! ”

Dongdong's eyes were closed and he fell there, not pretending, he really fainted, but fortunately he didn't break his head, just temporarily unconscious.

Looking at the dirty Dongdong, Su Mo felt a little funny.

It's really the same super grudge as in the game.,Eat deflated and never admit defeat.,I have to fight to come back.。

At first glance, it looks like a child throwing a tantrum, but just having a tantrum won't squat in the trash can all day, just to knock a stick.

In addition to extraordinary talent, this strong resilience that has been defeated and defeated again and again is where Dongdong shines.

Su Mo gently touched her head: "Knock, hurry up and finish the trouble, and then come to be my partner, I really need a helper now." ”

(End of chapter)