In his sleep, Lin Han had a dream.

He dreamed that he was lying on a sarcophagus, not breathing, as if he were dead.

At this moment, a burly, tall, headless man, wearing blood-colored armor, flew from a distance.

With a shield in his left hand and an axe in his right, he walked with heavy steps, blood spilling all over the ground, but he still stood firm.

The headless man stood quietly beside Lin Han for about a quarter of an hour before disappearing into the dream.

Then, Lin Han's sarcophagus appeared on a sea of blood, a middle-aged man with a majestic demeanor, his body surrounded by a divine dragon, holding a nameless sword, rising from the sea of blood, under his feet was a huge divine turtle, the back of the turtle was engraved with an indecipherable inscription, dense, as if in a sermon array, preaching some kind of merit.

The middle-aged man stood quietly beside Lin Han, he lost one of his arms, his feet were shackled with Wanjun iron balls, and he looked at Lin Han lying on the sarcophagus with nostalgia, and disappeared into the vast sky.

Immediately afterwards, the sarcophagus appeared in a chaos, and a stunning fairy in fluttering clothes appeared next to the sarcophagus, she was noble and holy, dignified, with the temperament of a mother, and her tearful eyes were full of love.

She held a sacred peak in her left hand and a temple in her right hand, and walked along, where the rainbow bridge was derived, building a road to heaven for her.

Then several old men appeared, looking down, disheveled, with messy hair, looking at Lin Han with cloudy eyes, sighed, and left one after another.

The last thing to appear was a pink skeleton, the pink skeleton was surrounded by a glowing white light, and the skull was shrouded in a layer of colorful gods, mysterious and ghostly.

Looking at the pink skeleton, for some reason, Lin Han in his sleep shed tears from the corners of his eyes.

The pink skeleton walked to the sarcophagus, its slender bony fingers stretched and contracted, hesitated for a long time, and finally landed on Lin Han's face, soft and soft, as if bathed in a piece of holy light.

Two crystalline tears fell from the colorful Shenxia and dripped on Lin Han's face, and the red and pink skeleton was actually crying.

......

Lin Han had a nameless nightmare, but he didn't know it, Xiaoqing, who was extremely curious and liked to run around, disappeared into the house again.

The stars are dotted, and the night is like water.

In the faint starlight, a small snake floated out of the dilapidated courtyard like a wisp of smoke.

It looked up to the east and then to the west, its big eyes rolling and flying violently to the west.

The little snake flew straight forward, without hesitation, like a wisp of green smoke drifting by, and suddenly a high wall appeared in front of it to block the way of the little snake.

It was angry, and it cried out twice, and its body was like a sharp sword, and it rushed straight forward, poking a hole in the thick high wall.

Passing through the high walls, the little snake wandered around and came to the depths of the academy.

A beautiful lake appeared in front of it, and the water of the lake was like a mirror, reflecting the stars in the sky. Not far away, a huge five-story building sits beneath the mountains, a dormitory building, with a few lights still lit and a few graceful figures can be seen through the windows.

Seeing the light in front of him, the little snake suddenly raised his head, his big eyes were shining, and he rushed into the dormitory building.

In an instant, the entire girls' dormitory building shook, the little snake entered the flock like a wolf, and there was a burst of chickens and dogs jumping everywhere it passed, and countless dim lights were lit up one after another.

"What ......?"

"Ah...... Who touched my ass......"

"Huh...... Why is my laundry missing?"

A door suddenly opened, and a graceful woman rushed out eagerly, screaming loudly into the corridor: "**, come on, there is a lewd thief here, catch the lewd thief!"

In the dead of night, the screams were so piercing that the nearby houses were lit up by candlelight.

"**You stand for me, don't run, sisters come out quickly, catch**......" In an instant, all the rooms in this row of girls' dormitories were lit up. Many disheveled girls rushed out of the house, the fragrant breeze was blowing, and the girls' dormitory area was so lively.

The little snake hugged his head and ran around, aggrieved, he just came out to find something delicious, and he was chased and killed by so many people.

But these people ran past them, why didn't they arrest me?

It couldn't figure it out, and slipped out of a window wrapped around a bodice, pants, and long skirts of various colors.

None of these girls paid attention to the fragrant clothes and pants floating in the air, but searched everywhere for the figure of **, but they searched through the entire dormitory building and did not find the legendary lewd thief.

"Ahh

"It must be the thief, chase ......"

"Hey, what about people? What a speed, he's gone!"

......

Fortunately, it was the middle of the night, and it was dark and unclear, so Xiao Qingshen ran back to the house.

Back in the house, Xiaoqing hid under the ** couch where Lin Han slept, and used her small mouth to bite off the obscene pants, bra and long skirt wrapped around her body one by one, and then she slipped back to Lin Han's wrist out of breath and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, many students in the academy rushed out to search for the thief.

"Where?"

"Gotta catch this **. ”

"It's so disgusting, this guy dares to beat the idea of our college girls, it's really bold. ”

"Let's split up. ”

......

Countless boys formed an army of volunteers to search the streets, but few girls came out.

The next day, there was ** in the twilight college, and the matter of breaking into the girls' dormitory at night spread throughout the imperial capital, and the matter was in an uproar, and many people spontaneously formed teams to search for the whereabouts of **.

When Lin Han heard the news, he was dumbfounded, and at the same time secretly admired the ** brother in his heart: "I am really a model for my generation!"

After the two dark sentinels were knocked with stones by Lin Han for the second time in the early morning, they fainted again.

Lin Han carried the wooden bucket and filled the water tank in the center of the flower garden.

In the spirit field, several medicinal servants who pulled weeds looked at Lin Han with extremely unkind eyes.

"You say, could that **** be him yesterday?"

"Well, it's possible, he never heard of a ** in the academy before he came, and as soon as he came, someone sneaked into the girls' dormitory building to peep. Moreover, the back mountain is very close to the girls' dormitory building, and you can reach it by climbing over a wall. ”

Well, the third person nodded approvingly.

Lin Han pursed his lips disdainfully, and snorted coldly in his heart: "Lao Tzu was sleeping yesterday, but he didn't do anything! Don't wronged a good person." How could a person of such quality as me go to the girls' dormitory to peep? Even if he really went to peep, it was impossible to come back with a few clothes, and how could he have to kidnap a girl and come back to be a daughter-in-law. ”

Lin Han admired the majesty of ** and walked into the house.

Back in the house, he sat down on the edge of the **, ready to meditate for the second time, trying to enlighten the spring.

At this time, a touch of pink came into Lin Han's eyes.

"What is this?"

Lin Han frowned, reached out and took out the pink ribbon, the ribbon was soft, woven from fine gauze silk, the shape could not be seen, and when he sniffed it with his nose, there was a refreshing fragrance.

He held it with both hands and pulled the ribbon away, and suddenly Lin Han gasped and was dumbfounded.

"This ......"

This pink ribbon is actually a woman's little Nene.

He suddenly thought of something, and his whole head fell to the bottom of the **, and when he saw the colorful **, obscene pants and skirts scattered underneath, Lin Han was completely stunned.

"Your grandfather, which king is the eight lambs, who actually wants to frame the blame for Lao Tzu. Lin Han was furious and scolded: "Damn whore, don't let me see you, otherwise I will have to pick your skin." ”

One second, he secretly admired the thief who broke into the girls' dormitory at night, and the next second, he had the idea of joining the search team.