Chapter 2 Poverty is not terrible, but the terrible thing is that you are the poor person
After everyone left, the courtyard was a lot quieter, and as soon as they walked through, they encountered this incident, alas!
"Did I get my phone through?"
Su Xiaolou suddenly thought of the chat records saved in the mobile phone that were not suitable for children and those who made him die, and he was heartbroken, he rummaged around and didn't find it, it seemed that he didn't bring it over, and he had a heart attack.
Su Xiaolou felt that something was tugging at his trouser legs, and when he looked down, he saw that it was an ugly scribbled puppy.
"I won't let go of biting you again!" The scribbled puppy still bit at his trouser leg and tugged and tugged.
Su Xiaolou could only drag it back, and he couldn't really bite the dog.
Lai Qian stood in the courtyard and asked with concern: "Young master, how are you going to repay the two thousand three hundred taels of silver?" ”
"I don't know, come to the money, how much money do we have in our account?"
"Young master, the money in our account is as clean as the rice jar in our kitchen. You have been filial piety for three years, we have been sitting on the empty mountain, and it is not easy for us to survive three years with our little silver. ”
"Is our family already so poor? I remember that my father's coffin was made of golden silk nanmu? ”
"Yes, worth two thousand taels of silver."
Su Xiaolou took a breath of cool air: "Loser!" What about shrouds? ”
"The unique cloud smoke cotton in the south of the Yangtze River bought by the shroud is a thousand taels of silver. At that time, many people praised the young master's filial piety. ”
"Three thousand taels, come to the money, you just say, how much did our funeral cost."
"With the mess of the cemetery, accompanying offerings, incense and candles, it cost a total of four thousand taels."
"Four thousand taels are buried in the ground! Come on money, why don't you stop me. ”
Lai Qian looked embarrassed: "Young master, I want to stop you, but you can't stop this kind of thing." ”
"Then what to do now, there are four thousand taels of silver buried in the ground, and everyone on the ground will starve to death and sell themselves."
"Young master, there are still wild vegetables at our doorstep? I won't starve the young master. ”
"What wild vegetables?"
"Gray cabbage"
“……”
Su Xiaolou walked around the house, sleeping in the room with a table, a chair, a bed and a cabinet, there was nothing else, the four walls of the house were like this, and the housekeeper slept even worse in the house, probably because the roof was leaking, the walls were already moldy, and the air was full of musty smell, it seemed that the valuable objects of this family were sold out by themselves!
But there is a room that is different from the others, all kinds of living utensils are available, the bed is neatly stacked with bedding, and the dresser is placed with beaded hairpin ornaments and rouge, etc., which has been uninhabited for many years and is still spotless.
The room was the same as it had been years ago, and he had never touched a single thing, because it was the room of his mother, who had been dead for many years.
There was a sour feeling in his heart, and the memory of "Su Xiaolou" came to his heart, and the call from his mother seemed to be still echoing in his ears.
Back in the courtyard, Lai Qian came back with the freshly pulled gray cabbage in his hand, he remembered that there were four guys in the family before, and after Master Su died, he stole the valuable things in the family and ran away.
Only to come to the money to thank the old man Su Mu for his kindness when he starved to death, stayed in Su Mansion, and dutifully worked as a housekeeper for many years.
"Come on money, I want to eat meat."
"Young master, the grasshoppers in the trees and the grasshoppers in the grass are all meat, or I'll catch some."
"I don't like to eat bugs, forget it." How long does it take to get enough of a dish, and you can't really let the money climb up and down when you get old, Su Xiaolou can only give up, and it is actually quite fragrant.
"Why don't you stew this dog and make up for the young master."
Su Xiaolou looked at the dog rolling in the grass, the size of a palm, one of them was trampled to death without paying attention, and there was no meat on his body.
"Let's fatten up and eat again."
"It's fine."
Su Xiaolou got up and went out, and said to the money as he walked: "I'm going out to make money!" ”
With tears in his excited eyes, the young master finally grew up.
Su Xiaolou, who was walking on the street, tortured himself three times: Do you know how to juggle on the street such as broken boulders on his chest and iron cloth shirts with golden bell covers? Did you make a bagu essay and pass the perverted imperial examination of the Ming Dynasty? Do you know the six arts of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, horseback riding, archery? It doesn't seem to be.
I think I have also received nine years of compulsory education since I was a child, a college student who is a serious child, a high-achieving student in the funeral profession, an autopsy to bury people, tidy up the appearance of the dead is a little bit, carry out a business, maybe you can become bigger and stronger, and create brilliance.
"Beauty! I don't look good today, I'll paint you a make-up, hey! Don't run, I'm good at makeup. ”
"Big brother, I see that you are not young, have there been any dead people in the family recently, I can cry on my behalf, and keep the earth-shattering ghosts and gods who cry, ouch! Don't do it! The gentleman doesn't move his hands, ouch! ”
"Uncle, have you not been in good health lately? If you don't make an appointment for a funeral in advance, as long as you pay a deposit, you will be given a discount, do you think it will cost you fifty taels of silver? Uncle? Uncle? Hurry up, don't touch the porcelain, you haven't paid the deposit yet, don't die in advance, you have to follow the procedure. ”
"Little friend, I see that your bones are strange, suitable for learning the art of yin and yang with me, you and I are destined, the apprenticeship fee will give you a 5% discount, 100 taels of silver, what are you doing with the dog? Help, help......"
After Su Xiaolou ran for a while, seeing that the dog hadn't caught up, he stopped to catch his breath, and there seemed to be some movement in front of him.
It turned out to be a man who was beaten into panda eyes and was thrown out by the people on the first floor, and there was a pair of pants left on his body, and he wanted to go in to continue gambling.
Quartet nine, red sun, four people sit down to push pai gow, lose ninety-nine money, wife walks to the door of the room, can you kill a thousand knives or not? hurt your father, wandering all over the streets; Hurt your mother, take a stick, hurt your son, go to herd cattle, harm your daughter, be a girl, hurt your wife is not too much.
Losing money starts with winning, and the reason why these gamblers lose is because they think they are going to win and don't think about losing.
If you want to win, you still have to rely on your brain......
Two thousand three hundred taels of silver is not a small amount, and if you get it together in three days, you can only gamble on it.