Chapter 61: Encounter with a Bandit on the Road
After bidding farewell to Old Man Li and his few dogs, Su Xiaolou simply packed up his things and set off the next day.
Su Xiaolou finally arrived at the boundary of Huguang after five days of boating, and then he had to go far by water, so he got off the boat and bought a horse, planning to go straight to Anluzhou by land.
Running and running, suddenly a big tree fell on the road in front of him, and there were high ground on both sides, which was very sad, Su Xiaolou had to get off the horse to see how to pass, and suddenly seven men poured out on both sides, holding long knives, all of them were masked, and I saw a strong man more than two meters tall shouting at the top of his voice:
"I opened this mountain,
I planted this tree,
To cross this road,
The head of the brusher fell. ”
Ouch! I'll go! This big ballast! This big and tall, Su Xiaolou looked at the strong man with his neck up, is this stupid big man afraid of heights? I don't dare to grow up, there is a light above my head, and there are thieves who should not rob money, Su Xiaolou looked around: "Are you all from Kanto?" Didn't I say that you left your family and business to kill people? Isn't your boss a bit of a tiger? ”
The strong man of the Mediterranean said: "Nonsense, our boss belongs to the dragon." ”
"Ouch, you're not the boss for half a day, are you? Who's your boss? ”
The stupid big man pointed to a masked man next to his calf and said, "You're lame! I can't see it! The most powerful and domineering is our boss. ”
Su Xiaolou looked down, this is only one meter four at most! Which word does this have to do with mighty and domineering!
The short man looked at Su Xiaolou with an unconvinced face, obviously not taking their brothers in his eyes: "If you don't accept it, compare it!" We are the seven monsters of Jiangnan, the most moral morality of the rivers and lakes, and we do not bully more or less, we have a person to replace you, poke each other at each other, see who can't bear it first, let you go if you lose, and leave your head if you win, you look stumbling, let's come first. ”
What he said was cut Su Xiaolou's main artery, and he even said that he looked so bad, this uncle couldn't bear it and his aunt couldn't bear it: "Are you looking at yourself or what, master, I am twenty-eight years old, people love flowers and flowers bloom, and Yushu is in the wind Yu Xuan Ang plus sword eyebrows, starry eyes, tiger back and bear waist, this sturdy physique, strong arms, soft on the outside and strong on the inside, a little tenderness in ambition, melancholy with debauchery, no more than you who dare not show your face and tip the pills of the third-class handsome." ”
"Uh-huh-a......a Dog, hammer him to death, Lao Tzu will use his head as a pedal. ”
I saw that this strong man named "Goudan'er" let out a mountain roar, and the big fist went to Su Xiaolou's front door, but he was hit by a fire gun, which scared the dog'er motionless.
Su Xiaolou said proudly: "Don't you replace it?" I also talk about morality in the rivers and lakes, don't take the next three roads, why don't I come first? ”
"Big brother, you're too handsome, we're stumbling, why don't we come first?"
"Don't fix those useless ones, the robbery has hit the head of the Nanjing Jinyi Guard, it's very bold! Why don't you send you down to compare with Lord Yama? ”
As soon as the seven people heard the name of Jinyiwei, they immediately knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "My lord, you don't remember the villain, the prime minister can support the boat in his belly, let us be a fart, we are the ones who rubbed in the bathhouse in front, the money was confiscated by the tigress at home, I want to come out and make some private money, I did this on the first day, I haven't killed anyone, please let us go!" ”
"My lord, you don't remember the villain, the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, treat us as a fart, we are the ...... in the bathhouse in front of us"
"My lord, you don't remember the villain, the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly......"
"Adult, you don't remember the villain......"
"Your Excellency, Your ......"
"Your Excellency, Your ......"
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Su Xiaolou opened his mouth wide: "Didn't you still bring a confession?" ”
The third-level cripple led by a handful of tears and snot, crawled over and was about to hug Su Xiaolou's thigh, Su Xiaolou hurriedly retreated: "Hey! Don't come here! I have a cleanliness fetish. ”
Suddenly a handkerchief fell out of Su Xiaolou's arms, and the third-level cripple looked at it, damn! This is really cleanliness! Otherwise, who is a good person with a handkerchief in his arms, the fabric is quite good, my eldest brother has taste!
I can't explain it at all, there have been too many things in the past two days, and Su Xiaolou forgot that he was still carrying a handkerchief in his arms that he took out of the empty belt of his empty trousers.
Ay! That's not right! The third-level cripple picked it up and said, "Big brother, whose handkerchief was painted by someone's bear child?" You tell the little brother, and the little brother will go and get the noodles back for you! ”
Depend on! I didn't even find out at the time, how can this handkerchief be sold for money after people draw it! Su Xiaolou hurriedly took the handkerchief and unfolded it to take a look, this seems to be a map! The target seems to be the place where the ancestors of the Zhu family sleep, is it a treasure map, Su Xiaolou hurriedly put it back in his arms and said: "This is the little goblin in my account who drew it, does the LE of the boudoir understand?" ”
"Understood! I can't see that my eldest brother is quite interesting! Our bathhouse has recently launched a double bath, which is only for men and women, hehe! It's always interesting, why don't you bring your sister-in-law to experience it? ”
"Can you be jealous?" Su Xiaolu suddenly realized that something seemed wrong: "It's not that Lao Tzu is going to collapse you, why don't you sell the bathhouse to Lao Tzu?" ”
The third-level cripple reacted and hurriedly continued to hug Su Xiaolou's thigh and howled: "My lord, I was wrong, the younger brother has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, you don't remember the villain, the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, treat us as a fart, we are the ones who rubbed in the bathhouse in front, the money was confiscated by the tigress at home, I want to come out and make some private money, I did this on the first day, I haven't killed anyone, please let us go!" ”
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started again, and the howling Su Xiaolou had a headache, so Su Xiaolou went to the front bathhouse to take a bath, pressed his back, and ate a steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tails, roasted ducks, roasted chickens, and roasted geese......
It's really physically and mentally comfortable, Su Xiaolou stepped on the horse and walked away, don't say it, Huguang's friends are hospitable!
The Seven Monsters of Jiangnan wiped the sweat on their foreheads and took a deep breath, Ouch, I'll go! can be regarded as sending this ancestor away, and he didn't mix it up with the Kanto side, and he opened a black shop and made people prostitute it for nothing, and there is no future in this life.