Chapter 196: The "Humanization" of the Whitebeard Pirates! The schadenfreude of the group
"Tons, tons, tonsβ" Tsunade was even so happy that he drank all the jugs of sake in his hand.
She didn't think that was enough fun.
Directly reached out and grabbed the wine jugs of these two middle ninjas.
Drink it all in one gulp again.
"Tons tons tons tons - "
"Hiccup! Hahaha! Tsunade laughed with a deep drunken heart, and his free hand kept slapping the table, slamming the thick table.
"Good! Naruto, that kid did a great job! So why not throw a few more punches? β
Tsunade's tongue grew a little wide, and the tone of his voice sounded a little slurred.
"And there's more than one old man, there are so many old men in Konoha!"
"Turning to bed Koharu ......"
"Mito Menyan ......"
"Shimura Danzo ......"
"Hahaha! It's better to punch them a few times, and each punch will hit them in the face as if they had overturned a dye shop! β
"Hahahaha!"
Tsunade's unscrupulous words, in the ears of the two middle ninjas, were simply terrifying to hear.
They had no idea who the light-blond-haired maiden was.
All they knew was that the girl seemed to be very powerful.
A single slap can turn this table into this shape, and if this slap falls on them, it will break several bones in their bodies.
And......
This light-blond-haired girl dared to comment so unscrupulously on Hokage-sama, as well as several other Konoha high-ranking officials.
In terms of tone, they seem to be quite familiar with each other.
That means that the identity of the other party is not simple!
It's not a figure that the two of them civilian ninjas can afford to mess with.
Even a pot of sake was snatched away.
They can only swallow their anger in silence.
As if nothing had happened.
"That ......" One of the Konoha Nakaya swallowed a mouthful of saliva and weakly asked Tsunade, "I've told everything I know, can we leave?" β
"Let's go! Let's go! β
Tsunade waved his hand indifferently.
"Hoo ......"
The two Konoha Shinobi both breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
The two of them looked at each other for a moment.
Hurry up and get out of the way.
However.
Just as they walked to the door of the tavern.
Tsunade's voice sounded again: "Huh! Wait a minute! β
The movements of the two froze at the same time.
Mechanically looking back.
I saw that Tsunade was dripping with an empty wine jug in his hand, and there was a sly smile on his face like an old woman pretending to be tender: "Anyway, this is not a Konoha secret, I miss you...... I'm sure I'm going to spread this to everyone you know, until it spreads throughout Konoha, right? β
"Huh?"
The two Konoha Shinobi were stunned, what kind of grudge did this light blonde girl have with Hokage-sama?
If you really want to say that there is any hatred or resentment, in fact, there is none.
It's purely that Tsunade can't get used to some of the ape's flying and slashing practices.
Anyway, the old man's reputation has deteriorated, and he will not be killed.
She didn't think that someone like the old man would choose to commit suicide because of the damage to his reputation or because of the criticism of the village.
The ape flies and the sun is not Qimu Shuomao.
He didn't have that kind of courage.
If it was an old man when he was young, he might have done it.
But he is already old, and people have changed their personalities.
And then......
Tsunade became a fun person.
She wanted to have a little more fun.
So she's fanning the flames.
The more lively it is.
The happier she is.
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Inside the Ichiraku ramen restaurant.
The Ichiraku Ramen Restaurant was also quite lively at night, and Kakashi listened to some of the people around him while snorting his noodles.
The eyes of a dead fish he opened were full of helplessness: "Sure enough, Lord Zilai, he 'got into trouble'!" β
Before, the moment he saw Jirai also tell Naruto about Naruto's background, Kakashi knew that the situation would be very wrong.
Because Naruto is still a child's appearance though.
But his state of mind is very mature.
Naruto definitely knew who was right and who was wrong.
In that case.
Naruto will definitely find the three generations of Hokage and need an explanation.
Sure enough.
He guessed right.
"It's just...... Naruto's choice of this time node is too sensitive, right? Kakashi couldn't help but sigh, "There are a lot of ninjas from other villages in the village, and he is so open-minded that he has exposed this matter. I'm afraid that these news will not only spread in Konoha, but will soon spread in the ninja world. β
"Hokage-sama's evening festival, I'm afraid it's going to be destroyed!" Kakashi sighed again, but there wasn't much sadness on his face. The corners of his mouth were a little uncontrollably trying to go up, but he held back.
A bowl of ramen was eating, and Kakashi had a complicated complexion, stirring the soup in the bowl with chopsticks.
For some reason, he seemed to ...... from the reflection of the soup
I saw the shadow of my father.
He also saw the apparitions of Bo Feng Mizumon, Uchiha Obito, and Nohara Rin, the three of them.
Ultimately.
These phantoms all converged and became the appearance of the three generations of Hokage Ape Flying Sun Slash.
Kakashi's eyes froze.
Dip a pair of chopsticks directly into the ramen bowl and stir in the opposite direction.
The apparitions are all gone.
"Whew!"
Kakashi exhaled heavily, he didn't know why, obviously the third generation Hokage was injured and admitted to the hospital, and the reputation of the third generation Hokage was damaged, but he was in a good mood.
There was not the slightest emotion of worry for the three generations of Hokage, obviously he wanted to come out with a little worry, but he just couldn't come out.
I want to put on a show.
He couldn't even pretend.
"Hand Boss!" Kakashi beckoned.
"Another bowl of ramen!"
He had a great appetite.
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"It's none of my business...... It's none of my business......"
Somewhere on the street in Konoha, a tall figure was setting up a ladder and peeping obscenely into the bathhouse.
It is said to be a collection of writing materials.
His mouth was still chattering.
It seems that he wants to get rid of the black cauldron.
The intelligence network, which is very extensive, must have known about this for a long time, and he was the first person to know about this matter except for the group of people in the Death Forest.
Earlier than Tsunade knew.
He just didn't expect Naruto Uzumaki to be so fierce.
Directly in front of so many ninjas gave the old man three punches.
This is something that even his toad immortals can't do!
Naturally, I also feel that although Naruto Uzumaki, a child, inherited the hair color and eye color of Mizumon, he did not inherit Mizumon's character.
Naruto's character seems to have inherited Kushina's character.
Jiraiya thinks that if Kushina was still alive, he knew that her son had been treated like this......
Hiss!
Maybe it's more than just beating the old man three times.
With Jiraiya's understanding of Kushina, that red-haired girl will definitely overturn the entire Konoha over!
She didn't care if the other party was the Hokage or not.
Even......
There's a good chance she wants to kill the Hokage.
Originally, Jiu Sinai was a very irritable character, if he knew about this matter, and added the increase of "being a mother is strong", the old man would definitely be worried about his life!
Think of it this way.
The old man has picked up a life!
He should be glad he is.
Jiraiya peeped at the bathhouse with an obscene face, and while bleeding from his nose, he muttered in his mouth, "It's none of my business...... It's none of my business...... At most, I will pick a night to bring a few fruits to the old man and visit his old man's home. β
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"Hahahahahahaha
"Hahahaha!"
"Good, good!"
There was a person in Konoha Village who was smiling even more happily than Tsunade, and it was Danzo who was in a wheelchair with only the upper body.
Danzo smiled, and the wrinkles on his face seemed to turn into a flower.
"Good! Well played! Hahaha! β
Although Renzhuli is so rebellious, which means that he is less and less under the control of Konoha, Danzang is very happy.
As long as you can see the monkey is unlucky.
He gloated.
This incidentally made Danzang feel that Naruto had become clear-eyed, although that little imp was indeed quite good-eyed.
"It's a pity, there are fewer fights, and it's better to have a few more punches."
Danzang smiled, and his tone was a little cloudy: "It's best to let the monkey lie on the hospital bed for several years." In this way, it is logical to re-elect a Hokage. β
Danzou never let go of his coveting of the Hokage's position.
He thought about it and felt that he could make a big deal out of it.
"Someone!"
Slightly restrained the gloating smile on his face.
Danzang immediately shouted loudly.
"Danzo-sama!"
Soon, several root ninjas appeared in front of Danzo.
Danzang narrowed his eyes, and he ordered the group of roots: "What happened today ...... Spread throughout Konoha and remember not to be discovered, it was the roots that deliberately spread the news. β
I thought about it.
Danzou continued to instruct, "It's best to disguise yourself with the Transformation Technique, and then change to another ninja village's forehead guard." β
"Go ahead, don't waste time."
Danzou thought that if he waited for the monkey to wake up, he would definitely do everything he could to block the news.
So, he had to take advantage of the monkey before he woke up.
Spread these scandals throughout Konoha in advance.
And even the entire ninja world!
"Yes!"
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"What? Our Shinobi in Shayin Village have all been arrested? Bastards, how dare they? β
The person who screamed in shock was the leader of the Sand Hidden Village.
Originally.
The leader of the Sand Hidden Village, Shangnin, felt that the ninjas of his ninja village were just participating in a middle ninja exam, so it wasn't easy to capture?
After all, among the five ninja villages that participated in the middle ninja exam this time, only Konoha Village, Fog Hidden Village, and Sand Hidden Village were the only ones.
Among them, Wuyin Village has undergone several drastic changes.
As a result, the strength of the entire village is not one in ten.
Wuyin Village is no longer in his eyes.
The only ninja village that can bring a threat to his ninja village is the host Konoha Village.
But as long as that group of shinobi works hard, even Konoha Village can defeat it!
As for the other small ninja villages......
He didn't pay attention to it at all.
Outcome......
He suddenly got jaw-dropping information from a Konoha ninja - all the lower shinobi in the Sand Hidden Village were eliminated in the second round of exams, and they were all eliminated by the same team, that team came from the "Grass Ninja Village", or rather, from the "Whitebeard Pirates"!
And that's not all!
He also learned that more than a dozen shinobi in Shayin Village had died in the Death Forest...... Actually, he doesn't particularly care about this, after all, how can a ninja be immortal?
They died at the hands of other ninjas.
They can only be blamed for not being capable.
But...... Except for the few lower ninjas who died of poor learning, the other lower ninjas were actually arrested!
All of them became captives!
They were even tied up, stripped naked, and walked through the streets of Konoha Village!
Ahh
This is already smashing their faces in Shayin Village to the ground and trampling them fiercely, right?
How can you bear it?
He immediately chased after the Konoha ninja and asked for the other party's location.
After asking the other person's location.
Go straight to the ground without stopping.
Soon.
The leader of Sand Hidden Village, Shangnin, came to a very strange street, this street is not deserted, but quite lively.
Standing outside the street, you can hear the hustle and bustle inside.
The reason why this street is strange is because he has seen passers-by passing by this way, but he deliberately avoided this street.
In the moonlight, he could faintly see a very high flagpole in the street, and a piece of cloth seemed to hang from the flagpole.
That piece of cloth doesn't look like a simple cloth.
It seems to be embroidered with a very special pattern.
But for a while, I couldn't see it clearly.
But......
They have all suffered this level of insult in Shayin Village, and the leader of this Shayin Village has no matter what it is, he directly broke into this somewhat strange street.
As far as the eye could see, he saw a lot of very young ghosts.
The clothes on the other party's body are embroidered with very special family emblems.
"The Uchiha?" The family emblem that looked like a ping-pong racket made the ninja of Shayin Village stunned for a moment.
What's the situation?
You can't inadvertently break into the Uchiha clan's residence, right?
But if this is really a ninja station......
Why didn't anyone stop themselves?
A little annoyed and confused.
He walked straight ahead for a short time when he saw a group of naked people in front of him, who were being watched by a group of Uchiha Clan imps. They were all depressed, without the slightest fighting spirit of a ninja, as if they had been torn apart.
"Shhh
The leader of Shayin Village, Shangnin, suddenly gasped.
Because through the light of the street lamp, he could clearly see that among the group of naked people, there were many people from their Shayin Village!
The Konoha ninja who gave him the news really didn't lie to him!
Their Shinobi in Shayin Village was really arrested.
But......
Didn't he bring a dozen sand ninjas?
Why are there so many people there?
There are dozens of them, right?
The face of the sand hidden shinobi was dark, he was approaching quickly, and his mouth was even more gritted and shouted: "A bunch of waste, you can't even pass the second round of the middle ninja exam, how did you graduate from the sand hidden village ninja school and become a lower ninja?" If you can't pass the exam, it doesn't matter, even if you die in the Forest of Death, you are still being arrested! Shame, shame! β
His voice attracted the attention of a group of captives.
Especially the attention of the Shinobi in the village of Sand Hide.
Suddenly.
The lower ninjas of Shayin Village all lit up, and their dejected and lonely expressions were swept away, and they hurriedly said to Shayin Shangnin: "Lord Mojian! Help us! We've been kidnapped by pirates all day, they don't even give us clothes, and they even drag us through the streets in the evening! β
Moma Heiji, is the name of the sand ninja village, which leads the team.
I don't know why.
Heiji Moma actually heard the crying from these shinobi tones, and this group of guys seemed to be tossed to the point that their hearts were broken.
The qualities of a ninja were swept away by them.
It's no different from a flock of effeminate lambs.
Moma Heiji snorted coldly with a dark face, he didn't really want to save this group of people who lost the face of the Sand Hidden Village.
But thinking of this group of embarrassing guys is the future of Sha Yin.
If they are not rescued, I am afraid that the new generation of Shayin Village will have a fault for several years.
Moma Heiji could only grit his teeth and say, "Go back and teach you a good lesson!" β
He wanted to step forward and untie his own shinobi.
However......
Just as he took two steps forward, a sudden sound of breaking the air made him suddenly startled! He hastily stopped, and quickly retreated two steps back.
Bang β
The sound of metal and cement colliding is so crisp.
Moma Heiji looked down.
The pupils shrank slightly.
Because where he was standing just now, a handful of kunai was deeply inserted! If he had fallen back a little more slowly, it would have been impossible for this handful of suffering to be stuck in his instep.
"Who? Who? Moma Heiji said angrily: "I'm the leader of the Shinobi Exam from Shayin Village!" It's the messenger from Sand Hidden Village who came to Konoha Village! Who's sneaking up on me in the shadows? Are you trying to cause a war between the two ninja villages? β
"A war between two ninja villages?" Bai's voice sounded faintly, and he walked out slowly from one direction, with a little smile on his face: "I think you misunderstood something, although this is Konoha Village, it is also the residence of the Whitebeard Pirates." β
"You're only going to start a war between the Whitebeard Pirates and the Sand Hidden Village." Bai's gaze fell on Moma Heiji's blackened face: "Your face...... I seem to have seen you the other day. β
"I think you said exactly the same thing the other day. Using the word 'war' to threaten others is not a consistent trick of your Shayin Village? β
Moma Heiji also looked at Bai's body in astonishment.
He thought this little imp was very familiar.
"It's you?!" Desert Heiji's pair of pupils shrank slightly: "The pirate imp of the white-bearded pirate group wearing the skin of a straw ninja?" β
Shiro recognized him.
He recognized White.
"Hahaha! Sure enough, the street tour is useful, and there is no need to notify them, they will take the initiative to come to the door. A voice from Naruto rang out as well.
attracted the attention of Heiji Moma.
"It's you?!" Moma was taken aback, compared to Shiro, Naruto made a deeper impression on him.
Because this blonde imp injured one of their shinobi.
And he was injured in front of him, the sand hidden shinobi.
This blonde imp is arrogant to the extreme.
It made him unforgettable.
"Yo? Is it coming? Sasuke also appeared, and he looked at this sand hidden shinobi with great interest, and had the urge to try: "One of the five great ninja villages, the upper ninja......"
But today's night was not very clear, and Sasuke still kept a little sanity and restraint.
He knew that his strength was much, much worse than Shangnin.
Play against it.
You will only be beaten.
"Little ghost, what do you Whitebeard Pirates mean?" Moma Heiji gritted his teeth and said, "Do you want to ambush me?" β
"We want to ambush you, but we won't warn you with a kunai." Bai Yingying smiled: "The shinobi of your village is already a prisoner of our Whitebeard Pirates. If you want to get them back, you'll have to pay a ransom! β
ββ¦β¦ Redeem...... Ransom? Moma was stunned for a moment.
Such an unfolding was unexpected.
"That's right!"
Naruto grinned, "We had a good discussion just now, and we know that your Sand Ninja Village is a bit poor, and your poverty level is comparable to that of the Fog Hidden Village that has been tossed by the Blood Mist Policy. β
"Our Whitebeard Pirates' 'kidnapping and ransom' is still very humane, and I originally wanted to charge you a ransom of 1 million taels for each of you, but after thinking about it, I would like to charge you 500,000 taels at a 50% discount!"
Naruto put his hands behind his head and said, "How's it going?" Affordable bar! β
Heiji Moma: "??? β
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