Chapter Seventy-Nine: Playing the Generation Gap with the Old Man Here?
Su Xiaolou pulled up the village chief and chatted, the village chief was very distrustful of Su Xiaolou, and asked Su Xiaolou to pay first: "You have also finished inspecting the goods, our sea cucumbers are all caught in the deep sea area, we can bring some of them back for you first, but we have to receive one hundred taels." ”
A whistle sounded outside, Su Xiaolou hooked his lips, and said very boldly: "No problem." "I didn't plan to pay anyway.
The village chief signaled that Su Xiaolou should pay, and Su Xiaolou shouted: "Xiu'er." Zhen Dexiu broke into the door and restrained the village chief with lightning speed, Su Xiaolou quickly pulled out the village chief's trouser belt and tied a dead pig button, the village chief shook his head for a moment to understand that this was a master, and said in horror: "The price is negotiable, negotiable." ”
"Discuss it, offend our Lord Andrade and want to discuss, our Lord Andrade said that we will throw you untrustworthy stinky pirates into the sea to feed the sharks."
"You were sent by the Francis? Who is not keeping promises, taking our goods but not giving money? ”
Zhen Dexiu suddenly reminded Su Xiaolou: "Su Xiaoqi, we have to leave quickly, when I first came in, I found that there was a sentry post in this fishing village, and I am afraid that someone has already gone to report the news." ”
"Why didn't you say it earlier, then don't you hurry up." Su Xiaolou took off the village chief's socks and stuffed them into his mouth to prevent him from shouting and screaming, and ran out to take a look. Zhendexiu Hulala was put into six or seven people, and there was no movement at all, master! This is a master!
Running away and escaping, the sea cucumber had to ask for it, and the two of them picked up two sacks of sea cucumber and ran away
As soon as the two left, a scar man took a dozen subordinates with horizontal knives to kill, and the scar man looked at the sea cucumbers that had been looted in the warehouse, only crooked melons and cracked dates were left, and at least a few hundred taels of silver were lost, and he scolded fiercely: "Grab things and grab the pirate's territory, his grandmother's, Lao Tzu is going to chop you up." ”
A group of people searched for a long time, but the robbers who ransacked the warehouse were not found, but they found the village chief who was tied up, and after the broken socks in the village chief's mouth were torn off, he hurriedly ordered: "Dawu, go and tell the hall master that the hateful Franji people are coming to attack us." ”
"What's going on? Uncle Li? ”
"Those two people were sent by the Franciscans to spy on intelligence."
At this time, Su Xiaolou and Zhen Dexiu had already disappeared.
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According to the judge's office, Wang Feng and He Bother looked at the four bags of sea cucumbers brought back by Su Xiaolou and Zhen Dexiu and were stunned, Su Xiaolou and the two looked at the bags full of intestines, internal organs and deflated sea cucumbers were also stunned, not before bringing them back! Why are these extra things coming out of nowhere, they must be ghosts made by black-hearted businessmen, Su Xiaolou scolded angrily: "These pirates are really black-hearted businessmen, and they actually stuffed their intestines into it to fill the number." ”
Mr. Wang, who lives in Guangdong all the year round, is no stranger to this situation: "I think you kid is a pirate, this is a normal reaction of sea cucumbers after stress, they will spit out their intestines and internal organs to confuse the enemy." ”
"Ahh This! It's a ruthless ginseng! ”
Why bother coming to your senses: "What are you talking about?" Elder Wang, aren't you curious about why these four big bags of internal organs and intestines are here? ”
"Ahem! It's all far away for the old man," Mr. Wang asked seriously: "Didn't you go to spy on the enemy?" Why did you bring back four bags of sea cucumbers? ”
"That's a long story, Xiu'er, tell them about it."
I saw why he was furious: "My tall and mighty brocade-clothed guard was called 'Xiu'er' by you, and I limited you to apologize to my guard within ten seconds." ”
"Su Xiaoqi, please don't call me by my name."
"No, it's really a hundred households, you are really called Xiu'er." Why do you feel that the three views are shattered.
When Mr. Wang heard this, he became furious: "The old man talks about sea cucumbers, you talk about pirates, and the old man talks about pirates, you are here to talk about Xiu'er?" What about playing the generation gap with the old man here? The old man wants to go back and write an excerpt of ginseng, a copy of you three hairy boys. ”
Su Xiaolou, who couldn't cry or laugh, hurriedly pulled Mr. Wang back: "Boss, I said, I said, the villagers of Donglaodao Village are very xenophobic, in order to penetrate the enemy, we pretended to be rich merchants who collect sea cucumbers, and after I took the people away, I went to check the warehouse where they stored seafood, and there were many weapons such as horizontal knives, fire guns, bows and arrows. ”
"The villagers in Tung Nak Island are very sturdy, and they are very different from the yellow-skinned and tattered villagers we saw at Tuen Mun Pier. ”
"I think nine times out of ten they are pirates, and when we said that we were sent by Franco, they were very angry and accused Francois of treachery, Mr. Wang, do you want to let them go with Franco, dog-eat-dog."
Mr. Wang stroked his beard and thought: "No, the navy of Guangdong is still staring at the Franco, they will not start a war with the pirates, they just haven't negotiated the conditions yet, since their stronghold has been identified, then they can't be easily let go, but according to our years of experience in fighting against pirates, they definitely have more than this stronghold, even if they send troops, they can't hurt the pirates at all, and they can only eliminate one by one." ”
"Going to war? When to play? It's going to be the New Year in a few days, so you can still listen to it and make a lively New Year, isn't it? Ho Lady. In an instant, three white eyes skimmed towards Su Xiaolou.
Why bother to poke and poke and say: "Don't get involved with me, it was you who blew up the pirate's den with Lord Wang in Guangzhou for the New Year, and I and Zhenbaihu want to go back to Beijing to restore our lives." ”
"You're not bored."
That night, in order to practice for He Bi and Zhen Dexiu, Su Xiaolou invited himself to make a dinner, which was actually a sea cucumber stuffed dumpling.
On a cold day, the four of them were eating dumplings in Mr. Wang's study, and the four of them were sweating profusely, so why bother with a northern man eating smoke from his food: "Su Xiaoqi, why do I feel that your dumplings don't taste right!" How is it spicy? I've eaten dumplings in the capital for so many years, and I haven't eaten spicy dumplings. ”
"What's wrong, our dumplings in Jiangnan are all spicy, you are too picky, you see how ......much Mr. Wang eats" Su Xiaolou turned his head and looked, the old man was about to eat into a sausage mouth, and he was getting older, and he could see that he was already working hard to cater to the tastes of young people.
"Huh! My hand shook, I accidentally put a little more chili, how good it is to eat some spicy food in winter to warm up my body. ”
"Are you shaking your hands? You're pouring the peppers all in! ”
Mr. Wang came back to his senses and kept drinking water, so he almost held the kettle and filled it.
"Huh!" In fact, Su Xiaolou couldn't stand it a little, but it was too spicy.
After eating supper, Su Xiaolou left two bags of sea cucumbers for the three of them to share by themselves, and dragged the two bags of sea cucumbers back to the room to dry, the New Year is approaching, I don't know how the group of people in the family celebrated the New Year, they have been out for several months, and they can't go back this year, and they plan to find a car dealer to send some sea cucumbers back to give them the year's goods.